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Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-07-2005, 08:53 AM

Skeleton: "Yea! Balrogs have wings - and Elves have pointy ears!"

Pippin: "O, so you want to start something, eh?"

SamwiseGamgee · 07-07-2005, 10:04 AM

Pippin sure was glad he'd listened to his doctor and got his malaria tablets before embarking upon this journey.

Kath · 07-07-2005, 10:07 AM

Pippin began to wonder if this was Gandalf's not so subtle way of hinting he was getting fed up with all the Took-ness.

The Only Real Estel · 07-07-2005, 02:40 PM

Finding himself basically alone, Pippin decided to use the moment to boost his ego...

Pippin: "I'll get the check this time. No, that's okay, I can handle it. Sit down! I'm fine, I'll get it. Yeah, I know, I get that a lot."

Formendacil · 07-07-2005, 03:29 PM

"What do you mean that's my great-uncle Hildifons?"

wilwarin538 · 07-07-2005, 05:24 PM

Pippin: Hey Mr. Dead-Creepy-Skeleton-Dude, I'll trade you Gandalf's hat for those great yellow boots.

THE Ka · 07-07-2005, 06:11 PM

Pippin: Is that Gucci?!

~ You know it! Ka

The Only Real Estel · 07-08-2005, 07:20 AM

Before Pippin actually saw the Morlock emerging from the well he had always assumed H.G. Well's The Time Machine was just science-fiction.

Oddwen · 07-08-2005, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wilwa

Pippin: Hey Mr. Dead-Creepy-Skeleton-Dude, I'll trade you Gandalf's hat for those great yellow boots.

You mean...after all this time...PJ did include Tom Bombadil!!

Gurthang · 07-08-2005, 10:07 AM

Pippin wonders if anyone will notice if he throws Gandalf's stuff down the well. (He's still mad for being called a Fool of a Took.)

The Only Real Estel · 07-08-2005, 03:44 PM

Skeleton: "Psst, kid! Gimme your lunch money."

narfforc · 07-09-2005, 09:13 AM

Pippin Inspects the results of overdoing The Ratkins Diet, thinking it is a poor way to lose weight, having to die so that rodents could eat your excess fat.

The Elf-warrior · 07-09-2005, 02:07 PM

Middle-Earth Gothic OR

"Howdy folks and welcome to the Hobbitton Hoe-down."

the guy who be short · 07-09-2005, 02:28 PM

*Glare* You! Stop making fun of my belly... or become acquainted with The Stick!

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-09-2005, 03:11 PM

Gandalf: What fire?

mormegil · 07-09-2005, 04:13 PM

Gandalf modeling his designer braided belt.

Boromir88 · 07-09-2005, 05:17 PM

None shall pass.

Or....

Get to see the secrets behind "Gandalf the Grey Uncloaked" and learn it yourself in this amazing informational video.

The Only Real Estel · 07-09-2005, 10:27 PM

Photographer: "A little to the left...perfect. Okay now, rest your hand on your belt, kind've a 'I've got bling & I know it' type pose - exactly! Now get serious, no smiling, right! Boy Gandy the girls are going to love this!"

Holbytlass · 07-10-2005, 12:14 AM

I'm too sexy for my cloak....

SamwiseGamgee · 07-10-2005, 01:53 AM

Gandalf the Grey, the original bad-***.

narfforc · 07-10-2005, 03:04 AM

Frodo: Quick Gandalf get out of the way, there`s a Balrog flying past the window.
Gandalf: Preposterous, Balrogs can`t fly, they haven`t got any wings.

Kath · 07-10-2005, 05:22 AM

Any BDer: Gandalf please no! Keep that belt done up!

Bêthberry · 07-10-2005, 07:16 AM

Gandalf: Are you sure this is the way to wield the Secret Fire?

Saurreg · 07-10-2005, 07:52 AM

And as for fashion, pundits see strong competition for Calvin Klein this fall.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-10-2005, 07:56 AM

"Hi! You young whippersnappers, get off my lawn!"

Meela · 07-10-2005, 09:06 AM

Gandalf: No, Meela, I haven't seen Denethor today... *whistles*

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-10-2005, 09:16 AM

Gandalf is not impressed by Radagast the Brown uncloaked.

OR

Gandalf: A, G, Question mark, H, grey splodge.

Optician: Yup, you need glasses.

Gandalf: But all the other Wizards will laugh at me!

The Only Real Estel · 07-10-2005, 12:36 PM

Fortunately, Gandalf could see the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was coming behind him, it was not natural sunlight, & it was headed straight towards him.

Mithalwen · 07-10-2005, 01:07 PM

Now we know where Gandalf kept that crystal that made his staff light up .....

Mithalwen · 07-10-2005, 01:10 PM

When Celeborn grumbled that his wife thought the sun shone out of Gandalf's "behind", little did he realise that it was literally true......

Gurthang · 07-10-2005, 06:55 PM

Gandalf prepares to cause another stir of [I]Gandalf... uncloaked[/I} rumors.

OR

Gandalf gets hit by a cosmic storm, transforming his DNA and making him into the Wizard of Fire (Human Torch).

OR

Gandalf is fumigating Orthanc after seeing a cockroach in Saruman's office.

The Only Real Estel · 07-10-2005, 09:58 PM

Gandalf: "My name is Gandalf the Grey. You lost my favorite staff. Prepare to die."

Lhunardawen · 07-10-2005, 10:38 PM

When he said he is the wielder of the Flame of Anor, he wasn't kidding.

OR

Gandalf emerges from yet another breakdancing session with Bill the Balrog.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-10-2005, 11:48 PM

No one would have believed, in the last years of the Third Age, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of Valinor. No one could have dreamed that we were being scrutinized as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water.
Few men even considered the possibility of life over the sea. And yet, across the gulf of water, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this Middle Earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely, they drew their plans against us!
Yet still, no one expected it to be in this form.
“I am Gandalf, feel my heat ray!”

THE Ka · 07-11-2005, 12:26 AM

Gandalf had officially gave up playing pranks with Bilbo's stove as it exploded within the kitchen of despair and better first impressions...

Bilbo: GANDALF! What have you done?!

Gandalf: Made a better first impression, now where's that new pipe you promised me? Get to it, chop chop!

~ {K}\a/*

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-11-2005, 12:47 AM

Exercise tapes: $200
A belt: $17
Fitting in your formal in time for a grand entrance in the Wizard's Ball: Priceless.

The Only Real Estel · 07-11-2005, 06:38 AM

Gandalf decides that the best thing to do this year is guard the fireworks tent 24-7.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-11-2005, 10:06 AM

Gandalf sees off in the distance a new picture
Gandalf: Good grief!!

Gandalf: I'm sorry; I just don't have any change!

mormegil · 07-11-2005, 10:15 AM

Gandalf: Okay, tell you what horse, you give me my hat back and I'll feed you these sugar cubes.

Kath · 07-11-2005, 12:25 PM

Gandalf: Oh dear we seem to have our colours mixed up. See I'm supposed to white and you are supposed to be grey.

07-07-2005, 08:53 AM	#5881
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Skeleton: "Yea! Balrogs have wings - and Elves have pointy ears!" Pippin: "O, so you want to start something, eh?" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-07-2005, 10:04 AM	#5882
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Pippin sure was glad he'd listened to his doctor and got his malaria tablets before embarking upon this journey. __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

07-07-2005, 10:07 AM	#5883
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Pippin began to wonder if this was Gandalf's not so subtle way of hinting he was getting fed up with all the Took-ness. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-07-2005, 03:29 PM	#5885
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,311	"What do you mean that's my great-uncle Hildifons?" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

07-07-2005, 05:24 PM	#5886
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Pippin: Hey Mr. Dead-Creepy-Skeleton-Dude, I'll trade you Gandalf's hat for those great yellow boots. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

07-07-2005, 02:40 PM	#5884
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Finding himself basically alone, Pippin decided to use the moment to boost his ego... Pippin: "I'll get the check this time. No, that's okay, I can handle it. Sit down! I'm fine, I'll get it. Yeah, I know, I get that a lot."

07-07-2005, 06:11 PM	#5887
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Pippin: Is that Gucci?! ~ You know it! Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

07-08-2005, 07:20 AM	#5888
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Before Pippin actually saw the Morlock emerging from the well he had always assumed H.G. Well's The Time Machine was just science-fiction.

07-08-2005, 10:07 AM	#5890
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Pippin wonders if anyone will notice if he throws Gandalf's stuff down the well. (He's still mad for being called a Fool of a Took.) __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-08-2005, 03:44 PM	#5891
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Skeleton: "Psst, kid! Gimme your lunch money."

07-09-2005, 09:13 AM	#5892
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Pippin Inspects the results of overdoing The Ratkins Diet, thinking it is a poor way to lose weight, having to die so that rodents could eat your excess fat.

07-09-2005, 02:07 PM	#5893
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Middle-Earth Gothic OR "Howdy folks and welcome to the Hobbitton Hoe-down." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-09-2005, 02:28 PM	#5894
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Glare You! Stop making fun of my belly... or become acquainted with The Stick!

07-09-2005, 03:11 PM	#5895
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: What fire? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-09-2005, 04:13 PM	#5896
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	Gandalf modeling his designer braided belt. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-09-2005, 05:17 PM	#5897
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	None shall pass. Or.... Get to see the secrets behind "Gandalf the Grey Uncloaked" and learn it yourself in this amazing informational video. __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-09-2005, 10:27 PM	#5898
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	modeling day Photographer: "A little to the left...perfect. Okay now, rest your hand on your belt, kind've a 'I've got bling & I know it' type pose - exactly! Now get serious, no smiling, right! Boy Gandy the girls are going to love this!"

07-10-2005, 12:14 AM	#5899
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Right Said Gandalf sings I'm too sexy for my cloak.... __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

07-10-2005, 01:53 AM	#5900
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Gandalf the Grey, the original bad-***. __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

07-10-2005, 03:04 AM	#5901
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Frodo: Quick Gandalf get out of the way, there`s a Balrog flying past the window. Gandalf: Preposterous, Balrogs can`t fly, they haven`t got any wings.

07-10-2005, 05:22 AM	#5902
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Any BDer: Gandalf please no! Keep that belt done up! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-10-2005, 07:16 AM	#5903
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,989	Gandalf: Are you sure this is the way to wield the Secret Fire?

07-10-2005, 07:52 AM	#5904
Saurreg Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In self imposed exile... Posts: 465	And as for fashion, pundits see strong competition for Calvin Klein this fall. __________________ "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. " ~Voltaire

07-10-2005, 07:56 AM	#5905
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	"Hi! You young whippersnappers, get off my lawn!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-10-2005, 09:06 AM	#5906
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Gandalf: No, Meela, I haven't seen Denethor today... whistles __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

07-10-2005, 09:16 AM	#5907
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf is not impressed by Radagast the Brown uncloaked. OR Gandalf: A, G, Question mark, H, grey splodge. Optician: Yup, you need glasses. Gandalf: But all the other Wizards will laugh at me! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-10-2005, 12:36 PM	#5908
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Fortunately/Unfortunately Fortunately, Gandalf could see the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was coming behind him, it was not natural sunlight, & it was headed straight towards him.

07-10-2005, 01:07 PM	#5909
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	Now we know where Gandalf kept that crystal that made his staff light up ..... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

07-10-2005, 01:10 PM	#5910
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	When Celeborn grumbled that his wife thought the sun shone out of Gandalf's "behind", little did he realise that it was literally true...... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

07-10-2005, 06:55 PM	#5911
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Not again...groan Gandalf prepares to cause another stir of [I]Gandalf... uncloaked[/I} rumors. OR Gandalf gets hit by a cosmic storm, transforming his DNA and making him into the Wizard of Fire (Human Torch). OR Gandalf is fumigating Orthanc after seeing a cockroach in Saruman's office. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-10-2005, 09:58 PM	#5912
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Wizard Confrontation 2 Gandalf: "My name is Gandalf the Grey. You lost my favorite staff. Prepare to die."

07-10-2005, 10:38 PM	#5913
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	When he said he is the wielder of the Flame of Anor, he wasn't kidding. OR Gandalf emerges from yet another breakdancing session with Bill the Balrog.

07-10-2005, 11:48 PM	#5914
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The War of the Worlds No one would have believed, in the last years of the Third Age, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of Valinor. No one could have dreamed that we were being scrutinized as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few men even considered the possibility of life over the sea. And yet, across the gulf of water, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this Middle Earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely, they drew their plans against us! Yet still, no one expected it to be in this form. “I am Gandalf, feel my heat ray!” __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 07-10-2005 at 11:55 PM.

07-11-2005, 12:26 AM	#5915
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Gandalf had officially gave up playing pranks with Bilbo's stove as it exploded within the kitchen of despair and better first impressions... Bilbo: GANDALF! What have you done?! Gandalf: Made a better first impression, now where's that new pipe you promised me? Get to it, chop chop! ~ {K}\a/* __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

07-11-2005, 12:47 AM	#5916
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	MallornCard Ad. Exercise tapes: $200 A belt: $17 Fitting in your formal in time for a grand entrance in the Wizard's Ball: Priceless. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...