101 Things Barrow-Downers Would Never Post - Page 15 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Amanaduial the archer · 05-28-2003, 02:24 PM

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Mithadan: Hey zipit. We are mod's you know? Consider yo self banned. No but's mister, I never stick up for anyone, because we mod's only think of ourself and worship only power.

LOL! Excellent.

Niluial · 05-28-2003, 09:00 PM

Oh thank you everyone.. Oh sorry I spelt Pokemon wrong.. I did not know how to spell it.. well because I don’t watch it… [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]!! Well you know I had to think for hours about what I was to write it had to be perfect and then I got…. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]…. ok I’ll stop there……. The true story goes I was sitting watching TV and a advert for Pokemon came on… and I was thinking oh how dumb and a thought popped in my head so yea!

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Niluial, not all of us are as smart as you. Perhaps you would be kind enough to explain what you meant by that... or is the humour a bit above my level?

Oh!! No well you are very sophisticated and cleaver…. It was actually a compliment “101 things Barrow-Downs Would Never Say" so sorry if you have taken an offence to it… but I meant well!!

Oh sorry if that was off topic! Oh by the way everyone is coming up with lots of funny posts!!! I liked yours Helky!

[ May 28, 2003: Message edited by: Niluial ]

Ransom · 05-28-2003, 09:04 PM

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Mithadan: Hey zipit. We are mod's you know? Consider yo self banned. No but's mister, I never stick up for anyone, because we mod's only think of ourself and worship only power.

If I had 25 cents for everytime I heard that, I wouldn't need to work this summer. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Bethberry-Thou must follow Tolkein's cannon like a dog chases a cat. Thou shalt not deviate one bit, or the might of the delete button shall be felt.

Or, conversely:

Bethberry-Half sisters of Arwen with blond hair, green eyes, and a personal armory? Why not?

Yup, moderates are your friend. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Me: My next RP character will be an overly optimistic, happy, and pacifist hobbit without any sort of questionable background whatsoever.

[ May 28, 2003: Message edited by: Ransom ]

the phantom · 05-28-2003, 11:05 PM

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It was actually a compliment

Niluial, don't worry your pretty head, I figured it was a compliment, but I was just wondering what the exact compliment was. I interpreted it to mean "the phantom never jumps in off topic and always has something of substance to say", but maybe you meant something different (basically, I was disappointed that my ego wasn't being stroked in a more specific way [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] ).

Diamond18 · 05-29-2003, 06:10 PM

Phantom: I prefer general compliments. People going on and on about all the ways I'm wonderful, well, that just makes me blush. I'm very 'umble...

[img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Helkahothion · 05-30-2003, 03:10 AM

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If I had 25 cents for everytime I heard that, I wouldn't need to work this summer.

I'm just counting me blesses that he did the opposite.

Ransom: Ehm Helka, I'm having trouble thinking up a good character, could you make one for me. No background is not important.

Helka: Just use Anuion. I don't mind.

Suilad,

Anuion

Niluial · 05-30-2003, 01:30 PM

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Niluial, don't worry your pretty head, I figured it was a compliment, but I was just wondering what the exact compliment was. I interpreted it to mean "the phantom never jumps in off topic and always has something of substance to say", but maybe you meant something different (basically, I was disappointed that my ego wasn't being stroked in a more specific way ).

I'll keep that in mind for next time [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]...

***The Barrow-Wight*** · 05-30-2003, 05:12 PM

BW: This post should go on and on forever.

bilbo_baggins · 04-29-2004, 09:00 AM

I think that this thread is hilarious and overtly funny!

Barrow-Wight (or any of the other Ops/Mods for that matter): Everyone! Cuss, swear drink and gamble as much as you like! This site is now a free-for-all! Have fun!

Or, Bethberry: I hate everyone! Everyone, hear me!?! I will PERMAMENTALY ban anyone who speaks to me after this! Hear Me!?!?

Or, Rimbaud: I have decided to become normal, stop using witty phrases, and discontinue debating any idea I once liked.

I don't know if any of these are funny, as I don't know anyone too well.

HerenIstarion · 05-04-2004, 05:02 AM

davem would never post:

The really good idea would be to extend Rev Silm and start up "Revised Tolkien" project. I mean, we should dig up all pieces Tolkien ever wrote, including his market lists and bakery bills, and create one coherent piece of text out of it. The plot will develop first in South Africa, and will include such Aelfwine traveling from Capetown with Rover to the Moon, with Master Cook on the steer, and it will give what I'd like to call "true Tolkien" idea to masses. We will be having two aims in mind - first, to bring as much of Tolkien's writing into one piece of a text as possible, and, secondly, we should make it as life-like, real, according to the laws of our primary world as it ever may be achieved. So the mechanical monsters of Morgoth should be interpreted as rockets (othewise, how would Rover get to the Moonm and so forth.

Once the work is done, all other books now in circulation should be banned, and our Revised Tolkien piece should be proclaimed the one and only canon!

mark12_30 · 05-04-2004, 03:38 PM

Heren Istarion:

Good, Bad, Truth, shmooth-- who cares? It's all the same anyway.

Mad Baggins · 05-04-2004, 04:15 PM

piosenniel: Ugh! I hate RPG's! They make me so angry! The next RPG I see is going to be closed faster than the doors of Meduseld when Grima was there! And that's pretty fast, people!

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 08-08-2004, 03:54 AM

wilwarin538 or Eomer of the Rohirrim: I'm so sick of that pointless discussion about Legolas' illusory hare, I mean come on!!! We all know that the question was originally about his hair. Fun's over folks!

Estelyn Telcontar: You reckless generation of vipers! How dare you to post your wretched opinions into a wrong forum! Flee! Begone and never come back!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-08-2004, 02:55 PM

Nice one, dancer.

HI; "Scrap Mirth, it's useless and disgusting."

Mithalwen; "Kilts are ridiculous and not worth contemplation."

Saraphim; "Uh huh, and I, like, told that girl to, like, get me my latte in, like, 10 seconds or I was, like, slappin' her with my lil' pink handbag;- cute isn't it?"

Fea; "I don't buy clothes, I find them from garbage tips."

Diamond18 · 08-08-2004, 04:35 PM

Fordim Hedgethistle "I detest such cheap action-fantasies as 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'. And is it just me or was the dialogue in that movie particularly bad? Unwatchable."

Eomer of the Rohirrim "Wargs are stupid, evil, ugly creatures. Clearly they were simplistic stereotypes of the the big bad wolf from European folklore, and Tolkien would have really been better off including a race of mutant giraffes. Much more original."

davem "'The Two Towers' is my favorite movie, ever."

Esty "Whoa! Slow down, guys, I can barely keep up with all those REB posts."

Rimbaud "No pun intended."

H-I "This whole Reputation system is a joke. It doesn't work at all and so I never give out reps. Bring back the bones, please."

Squatter "A closed gate is a closed gate, period."

Witch-King · 08-08-2004, 06:00 PM

Myself and other Nazgul: "Sure Frodo, take the Ring to Mordor. In fact, here's the secret underground tunnel that leads straight to Mordor, and it's full of all kinds of nice fluffy warm things to keep you in happy spirits while you walk there."

Lhunardawen · 08-09-2004, 12:50 AM

ninlaith: I know exactly how everyone in this forum looks like. Including Eomer of the Rohirrim.

Mithalwen · 08-09-2004, 11:10 AM

[QUOTE=Eomer of the Rohirrim]Nice one, dancer.

Mithalwen; "Kilts are ridiculous and not worth contemplation."

Oooh I had better go and qualify my just-posted kilt-related comments on another thread LMAO

Elennar Starfire · 08-09-2004, 11:42 AM

Any Cheeky Brit: What? Tea? Nasty stuff!

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-09-2004, 11:43 AM

I could only think of a few;

Barow-Wight: I know! Lets pack it all in and start one about C-S-Louis!

The Saucepan Man: I'm reading book about the paranormal. I didn't buy it, it just apeared on the desk. Its really interesting, for example, there are these identical twins, who were locked in two separate rooms for six months, no food, no water, and you know what? They both died! Can't figure out how they did it.

Bombadil: Yo dude! What’s da haps?

Hookbill the Goomba: I think I'll take a spelling test.

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Originally Posted by Elennar Starfire

Any Cheeky Brit: What? Tea? Nasty stuff!

HookBill: The British Empire was built on cups of tea!
Elennar Starfire: I thought it was built on slave labour

Hookbill: Shh! It was Tea! Tea and top hats. Just like America is built on huge sole destroying Cannon firing missile launchers sponsored by Pepsi.

Feanor of the Peredhil · 08-09-2004, 12:01 PM

Mithalwen: Oh the fond memories... I just LOVED my kilt.

Eomer of the Rohirrim: Of COURSE I understand women's fascination with clothing. Who doesn't?

Son of Numenor: Monty Python was an idiot. His movies should all be destroyed before corrupting more youth.

Elennar Starfire: Tamora Pierce? Who's she?

InklingElf: Live long and prosper? Blech. Die young and fail is more to the point.

Fea

05-29-2003, 06:10 PM	#5
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Phantom: I prefer general compliments. People going on and on about all the ways I'm wonderful, well, that just makes me blush. I'm very 'umble... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

05-30-2003, 05:12 PM	#8
*The Barrow-Wight* Night In Wight Satin Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 4,043	BW: This post should go on and on forever. __________________ The Barrow-Wight

04-29-2004, 09:00 AM	#9
bilbo_baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: In my front hallway, grabbing my staff, about to head out my door Posts: 275	I think that this thread is hilarious and overtly funny! Barrow-Wight (or any of the other Ops/Mods for that matter): Everyone! Cuss, swear drink and gamble as much as you like! This site is now a free-for-all! Have fun! Or, Bethberry: I hate everyone! Everyone, hear me!?! I will PERMAMENTALY ban anyone who speaks to me after this! Hear Me!?!? Or, Rimbaud: I have decided to become normal, stop using witty phrases, and discontinue debating any idea I once liked. I don't know if any of these are funny, as I don't know anyone too well. __________________ "For with much wisdom comes much sorrow, and with more knowledge comes more grief." Last edited by bilbo_baggins; 05-03-2004 at 07:50 AM.

05-04-2004, 05:02 AM	#10
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	it was funny in its time, let it live again :) davem would never post: The really good idea would be to extend Rev Silm and start up "Revised Tolkien" project. I mean, we should dig up all pieces Tolkien ever wrote, including his market lists and bakery bills, and create one coherent piece of text out of it. The plot will develop first in South Africa, and will include such Aelfwine traveling from Capetown with Rover to the Moon, with Master Cook on the steer, and it will give what I'd like to call "true Tolkien" idea to masses. We will be having two aims in mind - first, to bring as much of Tolkien's writing into one piece of a text as possible, and, secondly, we should make it as life-like, real, according to the laws of our primary world as it ever may be achieved. So the mechanical monsters of Morgoth should be interpreted as rockets (othewise, how would Rover get to the Moonm and so forth. Once the work is done, all other books now in circulation should be banned, and our Revised Tolkien piece should be proclaimed the one and only canon! __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time! Last edited by HerenIstarion; 05-04-2004 at 05:08 AM.

05-04-2004, 03:38 PM	#11
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Heren Istarion: Good, Bad, Truth, shmooth-- who cares? It's all the same anyway. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

05-04-2004, 04:15 PM	#12
Mad Baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A place where after thunder golden showers come falling like a rain of flowers. Posts: 371	Hope I don't get mobbed... piosenniel: Ugh! I hate RPG's! They make me so angry! The next RPG I see is going to be closed faster than the doors of Meduseld when Grima was there! And that's pretty fast, people! __________________ I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential.

08-08-2004, 03:54 AM	#13
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	wilwarin538 or Eomer of the Rohirrim: I'm so sick of that pointless discussion about Legolas' illusory hare, I mean come on!!! We all know that the question was originally about his hair. Fun's over folks! Estelyn Telcontar: You reckless generation of vipers! How dare you to post your wretched opinions into a wrong forum! Flee! Begone and never come back! __________________ Fenris Wolf

08-08-2004, 02:55 PM	#14
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Nice one, dancer. HI; "Scrap Mirth, it's useless and disgusting." Mithalwen; "Kilts are ridiculous and not worth contemplation." Saraphim; "Uh huh, and I, like, told that girl to, like, get me my latte in, like, 10 seconds or I was, like, slappin' her with my lil' pink handbag;- cute isn't it?" Fea; "I don't buy clothes, I find them from garbage tips." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond Last edited by Eomer of the Rohirrim; 08-08-2004 at 03:00 PM.

08-08-2004, 04:35 PM	#15
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Fordim Hedgethistle "I detest such cheap action-fantasies as 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'. And is it just me or was the dialogue in that movie particularly bad? Unwatchable." Eomer of the Rohirrim "Wargs are stupid, evil, ugly creatures. Clearly they were simplistic stereotypes of the the big bad wolf from European folklore, and Tolkien would have really been better off including a race of mutant giraffes. Much more original." davem "'The Two Towers' is my favorite movie, ever." Esty "Whoa! Slow down, guys, I can barely keep up with all those REB posts." Rimbaud "No pun intended." H-I "This whole Reputation system is a joke. It doesn't work at all and so I never give out reps. Bring back the bones, please." Squatter "A closed gate is a closed gate, period." __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

08-08-2004, 06:00 PM	#16
Witch-King Animated Skeleton Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Minas Morgul Posts: 38	Myself and other Nazgul: "Sure Frodo, take the Ring to Mordor. In fact, here's the secret underground tunnel that leads straight to Mordor, and it's full of all kinds of nice fluffy warm things to keep you in happy spirits while you walk there." __________________ Want an avatar or some other graphic? Contact me, Nazgûl Image Productions.

08-09-2004, 12:50 AM	#17
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	ninlaith: I know exactly how everyone in this forum looks like. Including Eomer of the Rohirrim.

08-09-2004, 11:10 AM	#18
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	[QUOTE=Eomer of the Rohirrim]Nice one, dancer. Mithalwen; "Kilts are ridiculous and not worth contemplation." Oooh I had better go and qualify my just-posted kilt-related comments on another thread LMAO __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

08-09-2004, 11:42 AM	#19
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Any Cheeky Brit: What? Tea? Nasty stuff! __________________ Don't let me die!

08-09-2004, 12:01 PM	#21
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Mithalwen: Oh the fond memories... I just LOVED my kilt. Eomer of the Rohirrim: Of COURSE I understand women's fascination with clothing. Who doesn't? Son of Numenor: Monty Python was an idiot. His movies should all be destroyed before corrupting more youth. Elennar Starfire: Tamora Pierce? Who's she? InklingElf: Live long and prosper? Blech. Die young and fail is more to the point. Fea __________________ peace