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08-03-2005, 04:15 PM
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Estelo dagnir, Melo ring
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Pippin: My bum has gone numb.
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08-03-2005, 04:18 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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Gandalf: "Hi, ho! Hi, ho. Hi,ho, hi ho, it's to Minas Tirith we go, to Minas Tirith we go!"
Pippin: "Could you please stop that? You know what Tolkien thought of Disney, don't you?" Gandalf: "At least it's better than the Crazy Frog song."
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08-03-2005, 04:20 PM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,132
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Gandalf: Ah see how the morning sun light catches the majesty of Minas Tirith? See the banners waving in the wind? Isn't glorious, Pippin?
Pippin: I still don't see why we couldn't go to Disney World instead.
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08-03-2005, 04:41 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Pippin: Do you think we should tell them about that asteroid thats about to hit Minas Tirith?
OR Pippin: why is it so quiet? Gandalf: It's the deep breath before the plunge. Pippin: Oh! Do they have swimming baths at Minas Tirith? Gandalf: 
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08-03-2005, 04:43 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
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Pippin: Every...thing...is so... WHITE! Gandalf, Shadowfax, that city over there! WHY?!
Okay, that was weird... 
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08-03-2005, 05:11 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Pip: Holy smokes! On top of that tower...it's a giant ape from the Southlands!
Or... He knew it was a long shot, but it had to be done. Denethor could not be persuaded by other means, so Gandalf knew, deep in his bones that he would have to keep his cloak on. Or... Pip: So...we're facing a deadly enemy, right? Gandy: Yes indeed. Pip: And our enemy threatens perpetual havoc if we don't surrender the Steward? Gandy: I am afraid so, Peregrin Took. Pip: Well tell me...what would be worse, letting this "Meela" have her way, or letting Gondor be continually ruled by a looney? Gandy: Hmm...
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08-03-2005, 06:35 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
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Gandalf: "I told you this was a good spot to watch the lift-off!" (The Citadel looks like a big rocket with flames coming from the side.)
OR Pippin: "Gandalf, the directions say to turn left here." Gandalf: "But the city is in right over there, to the right!" Pippin: "Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"
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08-03-2005, 07:04 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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For the other picture:
PJ: . . . So now, you'll steal the Ring from Gandalf, and . . .
Bernard: Wait. Gandalf has the Ring? PJ: Yes. Bernard: How? PJ: None of your business. Bernard: And I'll steal it from him? PJ: Yes. Bernard: Why? PJ: Because you're an agent of Sauron. Bernard: Me? PJ: Yes! Bernard: Why? PJ: Because! . . . Then you kill the Witch-King and steal his flying birdie . . . Bernard: Wait. I thought I was an agent of Sauron. Why would I kill the Witch-King? PJ: Because he's really working for Denethor. Bernard: Why? PJ: BECAUSE! Bernard: But what about Éowyn? Wasn't she supposed to kill the Witch-King? PJ: No! By this time she and Aragorn had already ran off to the Undying Lands. Sheesh! Bernard: But they're mortals! PJ: So?! Bernard: Never mind. PJ: . . . So you fly off into Mordor and give the Ring to Bilbo. Bernard: Bilbo? PJ: Yes. Bernard: Why to him? PJ: Because he is really Sauron. Bernard: Can anyone ask if Harry Potter needs a King of Rohan character?
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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08-03-2005, 07:06 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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For the new pic.
Shadowfax (thinking): This looks suspiciously like a model of Faramir's nose . . .
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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08-03-2005, 09:02 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Pippin: "Are we there yet? I'm hungry. This horse smells wierd."
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08-04-2005, 12:26 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,538
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Seeing Gandalf asleep, Shadowfax finally gets a chance to throw the slave-driver of a wizard off the cliff.
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08-04-2005, 05:06 AM
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Shadowed Prince
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Thulcandra
Posts: 2,343
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By the time they got there, it was already too late - a huge mountain was already attacking the city, and split it in two. Endless strings of evacuees fled the carnage, the Wrath of the Mountains, visible only as tiny dots in the distance.
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08-04-2005, 05:32 AM
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Mischievous Candle
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam.
Posts: 1,234
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Another Holy Grail inspired caption
Gandalf: On second thought, let's not go to Minas Tirith. It is a silly place.
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08-04-2005, 05:48 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gandalf: Look over there!
Pippin: What? The city? Gandalf: NO! You fool of a Took! A new picture Pippin: You know that 'Fool of a Took' thing is really getting old Gandalf: Is that so? Do you want me to be uncloaked again? Pippin: Oh Eru, no! Please Gandalf, I'll be good! Just keep driving the horse!  Faramir tries to steal Bromir's sword. OR Faramir: Look, I can see a thousand hobbits all jumping off the wall! Boromir: You see, this is why father likes me better.
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08-04-2005, 06:27 AM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 413
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Faramir: Who brought the embedded reporter along?
Boromir: I don't know. I just know I look totally awesome in this armor. Faramir: Yea...so? Boromir: I'm sexier than you. Admit it. |
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08-04-2005, 06:32 AM
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Princess of Skwerlz
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles)
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Faramir: Do you suppose these fangirls expect us to show the full monty?
Boromir: Better start practicing dance steps to "I'm too sexy for my armour".
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08-04-2005, 06:33 AM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
Posts: 8,390
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Boromir is dismayed to be on active duty during the Gondor v Far Harad Ashes Series.
Faramir: Pssst, Boromir. The wire to your earpiece is showing. Boromir: Shhh! I'm trying to get the Test Match score.
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08-04-2005, 07:56 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
Posts: 1,403
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Faramir: *Sniff* I smell...NAZGUL!!!
Boromir: Ehk, could you knock that off? We're on camera for Eru's sake! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ~ Just Ka
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08-04-2005, 08:23 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Camera Man: "Nope, this one's no good either. Faramir's looking off to the side again."
Boromir: "That's the sixteenth wasted picture! We're going to have to evacuate all the girls just to get Faramir to focus on the camera for two seconds!" |
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08-04-2005, 09:32 AM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
Posts: 4,533
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Faramir: Boromir, look! There's an olipahunt headed right for us!
Boromir: I know. Faramir: No really - what do you mean you know!?! Boromir: I didn't like my death in the first film so I thought I'd make it a little more interesting in a flashback. You might want to run by the way.
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08-04-2005, 09:59 AM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,132
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Going off of Estel...
Boromir: Come on Faramir, look at the camera just once. I'd like a decent Christmas card for once.
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08-04-2005, 10:14 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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Check out the scene at Gondor's hottest nightclub
Faramir: "Psst! Boromir! Check out those girls, they're totally eye-dancing with us!"
Boromir: "That guy over there, he......he stole my pint!"
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08-04-2005, 11:30 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 734
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Faramir: Who are you people?!
Boromir: Hey! This isn't Osgiliath! or Faramir: Don't look now, but I think the wombats are attacking again! Nimmy
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08-04-2005, 11:56 AM
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Mischievous Candle
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam.
Posts: 1,234
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Apparently it wasn't a very unique idea to dress up as a Gondorian for the fancy dress party.
edit: Happy 700th post to me! 
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08-04-2005, 12:00 PM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,132
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Boromir: Aragorn smells! *looks away very quickly* Did he look? Did he hear it?
Faramir: No. Can we please stop this game? It's been two hours and Aragorn hasn't looked once.
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08-04-2005, 12:30 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
Posts: 9,461
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Confirmation that Denethor played favourites....
Boromir feigns ignorance when Faramir speculates why Boromir gets the bespoke metal armour and he just gets a leather tunic and a shirt made from an old quilt...
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08-04-2005, 12:42 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Boromir: touch my sword again; Faramir, and I shall kill you.
OR While Faramir is distracted by NAZGUL, Boromir looks on at something in the distance... What is that?... could it be? ... No... It can't be! ... Its Gandalf the grey... but there is something different...
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08-04-2005, 01:53 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Faramir apprehensively glances around for those petty dwarves while Boromir wonders what happened to the reputation system.
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08-04-2005, 02:04 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Boromir is less than pleased at the dirty looks he receives after his brother persuades him it will be OK to turn up to a Gondor United match in last season's away shirt.
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08-04-2005, 02:40 PM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
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Minas Tirith pic:
Gandalf: %@#^! I *knew* should'nt have that right turn! Boromir & Faramir: This is what happens when someone with a camera calls your name & you look... (the Disco King! ooh, idea..!) Boro: WHO STOLE MY SQUID?! *cries* Faramir: *whistles innocently* |
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08-04-2005, 03:14 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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same actor, different movie
Adding on to Eomer's idea:
Boromir: "But why should you care anyway? I thought you were a monk?" Faramir: "Actually, I'm only a friar." |
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08-04-2005, 08:24 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
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Faramir looks at Eowyn. Boromir looks at Arwen.
The expressions say it all.
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08-04-2005, 10:45 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Faramir: Come on brother. I don't like this place. Somehow everyone's turning into mindless zombies...
Boromir... Boromir...
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08-05-2005, 08:27 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Faramir: "Who is that character over there? He looks vaguely familiar, like a character in a book I've read; but he's been changed to fit someone else's vision."
Boromir: "That's Dad." |
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08-05-2005, 08:42 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Faramir: Hay Boromir! Look over there! Balloons! Can I have one? Please?
Boromir: Why do I have to die? Why can't he?
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08-05-2005, 12:06 PM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 413
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Boromir: I have a new plan to win this war, brother!
Faramir: What is it this time? Enough with the catapults... Boromir: No, this time we use a satellite as a weapons platform! Faramir: This isn't Goldeneye, and you aren't Alec Trevelyan... |
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08-05-2005, 01:44 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Lord of the Rings/National Treasure
Boromir: "Look, we're wasting our time. How could the Ring wind up way out here?"
Random Gondorian Soldier: "Well, I'm no expert, but...it could be that the circumstances surrounding this "Ringbearer" caused him to leave all but one of his companions; endanger himself, then escape, then endanger, then escape; along the way picking up a semi-sane, vengeful creature for a guide that would lead the Ring...right around here." Boromir: *blank stare* |
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08-05-2005, 02:16 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
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Boromir: "Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"
Faramir: "What are you talking about? We aren't even using MapQuest!" Boromir: "I know, but I hate it anyway!" Farmair: OR Faramir's angry. Why? Cuz Big Brother gets the cool armor, but all he gets to wear is pathetic leather!
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08-05-2005, 05:50 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Faramir: Boromir...Boromir don't look now, but look at our armor.
Boromir: ?? Do you want me to look, or don't you? Faramir: Our 'One White Trees' don't match. Or... Faramir: Hey Boromir...XYZPDQ.
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08-05-2005, 06:45 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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Faramir: "Don't look now but Denethor's turning into a werewolf."
Boromir: "Oh, great! Can my life get any crazier?" Faramir: "Yes."
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