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HerenIstarion · 08-10-2005, 12:19 AM

Elendil: Come again, where did you get that outfit?
Isildur: In Ohtar & Sons, Steelworks. What?
Elendil: Well, I've bought mine there too, and Ohtar assured me mine was one of a kind...
Isildur: He told me the same!
Elendil: Avid git! We are going to look real stupid on that ball Sauron is giving...
Isildur: Yeah, right.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-10-2005, 04:02 AM

Ellendil: We must stop this new picture!

Gandalf is caught reading Frodo's diary.

OR

Gandalf: [Reading] "and the uncloaked one will find death at the hands of an uncloaked Goblin [/Reading] OH FU-

HerenIstarion · 08-10-2005, 04:09 AM

Gandalf: Here, lad, I'll have these... (pause, look back) ... Pippin, how many times have we go through this? You definitely can't watch Palantir night shows and you definitely can't see my PlayBoy special edition collection!

Holbytlass · 08-10-2005, 04:22 AM

Gandalf: Oh my, this one gets killed from that one!! Didn't see that coming....

Lhunardawen · 08-10-2005, 04:41 AM

Galadriel (background): I TOLD YOU NOT TO OPEN YOUR GIFT BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!!

**The Saucepan Man** · 08-10-2005, 05:12 AM

Legolas: Ai! Ai! A Balrog! A Balrog is come!

Gandalf: It is? Excellent. I thought I'd never get to tick that one off in my I SPY Evil Creatures of Middle-earth book.

-or-

Legolas: Ai! Ai! A Balrog! A Balrog is come!

Gandalf: Dear me, no. You must be mistaken. It clearly states here in Durin's Guide to the Flora and Fauna of Khazad-Dum that Balrogs have wings. And that creature clearly does not have wings. It is merely surrounded by shadow which ...

Fellowhip: *Smoulder*

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-10-2005, 05:43 AM

He had saucepans and kettles hung all over him, he wore a saucepan for a hat, and he crashed two saucepans together as he danced!

'Do you think he's dangerous?' said Gandalf, in a whisper

CaptainofDespair · 08-10-2005, 06:29 AM

Gandalf: Hey! Aragorn! Look, I found this spiffy old book!

Aragorn: Yea, whatever...*mumbles* Still not King yet...

Evisse the Blue · 08-10-2005, 06:59 AM

"Dear Diary, today's journey has been mostly uneventful. My wizarding sense tells me that we will pass through the Mines of Moria undetected and unharmed... Pippin, NOO!"

**The Saucepan Man** · 08-10-2005, 07:02 AM

Gandalf: Fool of a Book!

*groan*

Lalwendë · 08-10-2005, 07:34 AM

Ian looks round guiltily after he spills coffee on Peter Jackson's first edition of LotR. "I wonder if I can sneak it back on the shelf so it looks like nobody's touched it?"

Morsul the Dark · 08-10-2005, 07:54 AM

Ian looks around:So what you're telling me is this is the script....aand we'll be filming how long?...ok..*mumbles*should've stayed with magneto in X-men

-or-

Ian to historian: I'm telling you its LOTR in elvish Tolkien DID find the manuscript in the ground!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-10-2005, 07:56 AM

Gandalf is caught cheating in his Biology exam.

or

"Hey Guys! Did you know that gullible is not in the dictionary?"

or

Looking over his shoulder, Gandalf notes that the security guard is otherwise occupied, and decides to steal the very expensive book.

or

"O no! Badgers!!!"

the guy who be short · 08-10-2005, 08:28 AM

After a little over-indulgence in pipeweed, Gandalf starts seeing things on the walls. [It looks like there's the head of a king to the right of his back.]

**The Saucepan Man** · 08-10-2005, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

A tribute to the saucepan man

To return the favour:

Gandalf the Grey sees Hookbill the Goomba ... Uncloaked!

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-10-2005, 09:14 AM

Thanks Saucepan, Thaucepan. I'll give you a Jurby!

A Caption:

Gandalf sees Aragorn after he's had a wash. Gandalf: The Light! It BURNS!

SamwiseGamgee · 08-10-2005, 10:29 AM

Ian: And so we must travel on, and...*gasp* Sauron! What are you doing here?

PJ: Yeah, just a little liberty I took, guys. Don't worry, it's all just artistic interpretation.

OR

Ian McKellan sees PJ's 'Lyenas' and realises The Warg and Warg Rider Appreciation Thread are going to be most displeased.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-10-2005, 10:42 AM

As Legolas begins his frightful transformation into a Gnome, Gandalf quivers and whispers: "But I thought you guys were....Elves?

Legolas replied: "Yeeeessss, that's what we wanted you to think. Fear my pointy red hat and fishing rod!"

mormegil · 08-10-2005, 11:19 AM

Gandalf is aghast at the hobbits new game of "keep away from Boromir" with no less an object than the ring of power.

THE Ka · 08-10-2005, 11:33 AM

Yet again, Gandalf is caught 'borrowing' from the private collection of Moria.

Pippin: Is that not stealing Gandalf?

Gandalf: No, as long as you return it before its missed... But, not in your case. When you do it Pippin, it's stealing.

Pippin: Oh... (Bows head in sorrow)

~ Aesthete

CaptainofDespair · 08-10-2005, 11:41 AM

Gandalf continues to be amazed.

Legolas: *jumping up and down* Give me my pointy red hat back!

Aragorn: Never! *tosses the hat at Gimli, who puts it on*

Gimli: Look...I'm a Gnome...

Legolas: Shut up! You are not!

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 08-10-2005, 11:43 AM

Gandalf realized that he had left the water running.

or

Ai! Ai! A Werehamster! A Werehamster is come!

Gurthang · 08-10-2005, 12:02 PM

Pippin just lit Gandalf's hat on fire.

OR

Galadriel just caught Gandalf looking at her Seventeen magazine.

OR

Gandalf: "These directions are all wrong; we should have gone left at that fork three days ago! And now there's a Balrog behind us! Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"

Formendacil · 08-10-2005, 12:03 PM

Gandalf is caught in the act of taking poems to his girlfriend.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-10-2005, 12:10 PM

This book tells of who Tom Bombadill is. The answer is shocking.
Gandalf: He's a shrew?

Formendacil · 08-10-2005, 12:20 PM

The Morian Book of Timetravel brings Gandalf the Grey face to face with Gandalf the White... Uncloaked!

Kitanna · 08-10-2005, 12:21 PM

Gandalf: Legolas! Don't put your finger in the electrical outlet!

Or

Gandalf was shocked and ashamed when the Fellowship discovered him looking over Wizardry for dummies.

mormegil · 08-10-2005, 12:27 PM

Gandalf turns with a murderous glint in his eye when he discovers that, while Legolas made it, he was not included in this years edition of "Middle-earths 50 most beautiful people list"

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-10-2005, 12:32 PM

The Fellowship get revenge on Gandalf for being uncloaked all those times!

Lalwendë · 08-10-2005, 03:00 PM

Gandalf: "We're in serious trouble lads! It doesn't have an entry for 'balrog' in my copy of Boy Scouts' A-Z of Common Underground Hazards!"

OR

Gandalf: "Gimli, how old is this Yellow Pages? The Sherpa Curry House doesn't do take out any more, in fact they closed down over 100 years ago, it's a branch of Argos now."

OR

Gandalf: "Gimli? I thought you said this was the Book of Mazarbul? Seeing as it's got John Noakes and Shep the Dog in it I think it's your old Blue Peter annual."

davem · 08-10-2005, 03:15 PM

Gandalf: 'Gimli, are you sure this is the record of your people's time here, only, unless my Khuzul is rustier than I thought, the first page reads: 'Any similarity between the characters in this book & persons living or dead is purely coincidental.'....

OR

'But this is incredible! This book claims that Durin the Deathless actually married Galadriel, they had children, & their bloodline has survived down to this very day, but a secret organisation has concealed the fact....'

Boromir88 · 08-10-2005, 03:44 PM

Peter Jackson: Gandalf give us back the script.

Gandalf: Not until you change the scene when the Witch King breaks my staff!

Peter Jackson: That's not until the third movie! We'll talk when we get to that point.

Gandalf: There's a fire here!!!

wilwarin538 · 08-10-2005, 06:23 PM

How do be a Wizard: Lesson #538.......How to stay cloaked at all times.

Looks like Gandy's a little late on that one.

Gil-Galad · 08-10-2005, 07:01 PM

Frodo: can you read it Gandalf?

Gandalf: lets see...erk, hurgh, jerr, burr, bahk

Frodo: you can read it!

Gandalf: i'm just clearing my throat

The Elf-warrior · 08-10-2005, 07:05 PM

Gandalf was shocked to see Sam trying to throw Pippin down the well.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-10-2005, 09:33 PM

Gandalf did not expect to receive this much fan letters.

He also did not expect a Gandy Fan Club meeting in the Chamber of Mazarbul . . .

Lhunardawen · 08-11-2005, 12:55 AM

Gandalf discovers *ehem* something about Saruman and Grima.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-11-2005, 03:00 AM

Gandalf is looking at Gimli's family album.
Gandalf: That's your mother?

Boromir88 · 08-11-2005, 04:17 AM

Gandalf: Ok now, pay attention Pippin...

1 cup of Moria Dirt.
3 1/2 cups of contaminated water.
2 Goblin Fingers.
2 Orc Fingers.

Pippin: I thought Goblins and Orcs were the same?

Gandalf: What? Fool of a Took! Where'd you hear that at?

Gurthang · 08-11-2005, 08:21 AM

Gandalf: "Inconceivable!"

OR

It is possible to overdose on pipeweed.
Side effects: extreme paranoia, compulsive stealing, severe wrinkling, excessive hair growth, desire to go uncloaked, etc.

08-10-2005, 12:19 AM	#6561
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Elendil: Come again, where did you get that outfit? Isildur: In Ohtar & Sons, Steelworks. What? Elendil: Well, I've bought mine there too, and Ohtar assured me mine was one of a kind... Isildur: He told me the same! Elendil: Avid git! We are going to look real stupid on that ball Sauron is giving... Isildur: Yeah, right. __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

08-10-2005, 04:02 AM	#6562
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Yet more Rats in the pipes Ellendil: We must stop this new picture! Gandalf is caught reading Frodo's diary. OR Gandalf: [Reading] "and the uncloaked one will find death at the hands of an uncloaked Goblin [/Reading] OH FU- __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-10-2005, 04:09 AM	#6563
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Gandalf: Here, lad, I'll have these... (pause, look back) ... Pippin, how many times have we go through this? You definitely can't watch Palantir night shows and you definitely can't see my PlayBoy special edition collection! __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

08-10-2005, 04:22 AM	#6564
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Half-Blood Prince Gandalf: Oh my, this one gets killed from that one!! Didn't see that coming.... __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

08-10-2005, 05:12 AM	#6566
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Legolas: Ai! Ai! A Balrog! A Balrog is come! Gandalf: It is? Excellent. I thought I'd never get to tick that one off in my I SPY Evil Creatures of Middle-earth book. -or- Legolas: Ai! Ai! A Balrog! A Balrog is come! Gandalf: Dear me, no. You must be mistaken. It clearly states here in Durin's Guide to the Flora and Fauna of Khazad-Dum that Balrogs have wings. And that creature clearly does not have wings. It is merely surrounded by shadow which ... Fellowhip: Smoulder __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

08-10-2005, 04:41 AM	#6565
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Galadriel (background): I TOLD YOU NOT TO OPEN YOUR GIFT BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!!

08-10-2005, 05:43 AM	#6567
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	A tribute to the saucepan man. He had saucepans and kettles hung all over him, he wore a saucepan for a hat, and he crashed two saucepans together as he danced! 'Do you think he's dangerous?' said Gandalf, in a whisper __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-10-2005, 06:29 AM	#6568
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Gandalf: Hey! Aragorn! Look, I found this spiffy old book! Aragorn: Yea, whatever...mumbles Still not King yet...

08-10-2005, 06:59 AM	#6569
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	"Dear Diary, today's journey has been mostly uneventful. My wizarding sense tells me that we will pass through the Mines of Moria undetected and unharmed... Pippin, NOO!" __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

08-10-2005, 07:02 AM	#6570
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Gandalf: Fool of a Book! groan __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

08-10-2005, 07:34 AM	#6571
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Ian looks round guiltily after he spills coffee on Peter Jackson's first edition of LotR. "I wonder if I can sneak it back on the shelf so it looks like nobody's touched it?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-10-2005, 07:54 AM	#6572
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Ian looks around:So what you're telling me is this is the script....aand we'll be filming how long?...ok..mumblesshould've stayed with magneto in X-men -or- Ian to historian: I'm telling you its LOTR in elvish Tolkien DID find the manuscript in the ground! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-10-2005, 07:56 AM	#6573
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Gandalf is caught cheating in his Biology exam. or "Hey Guys! Did you know that gullible is not in the dictionary?" or Looking over his shoulder, Gandalf notes that the security guard is otherwise occupied, and decides to steal the very expensive book. or "O no! Badgers!!!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-10-2005, 08:28 AM	#6574
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	After a little over-indulgence in pipeweed, Gandalf starts seeing things on the walls. [It looks like there's the head of a king to the right of his back.]

08-10-2005, 09:14 AM	#6576
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Rats in the pipes Thanks Saucepan, Thaucepan. I'll give you a Jurby! A Caption: Gandalf sees Aragorn after he's had a wash. Gandalf: The Light! It BURNS! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-10-2005, 10:29 AM	#6577
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Ian: And so we must travel on, and...gasp Sauron! What are you doing here? PJ: Yeah, just a little liberty I took, guys. Don't worry, it's all just artistic interpretation. OR Ian McKellan sees PJ's 'Lyenas' and realises The Warg and Warg Rider Appreciation Thread are going to be most displeased. __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

08-10-2005, 10:42 AM	#6578
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	As Legolas begins his frightful transformation into a Gnome, Gandalf quivers and whispers: "But I thought you guys were....Elves? Legolas replied: "Yeeeessss, that's what we wanted you to think. Fear my pointy red hat and fishing rod!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-10-2005, 11:19 AM	#6579
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	Gandalf is aghast at the hobbits new game of "keep away from Boromir" with no less an object than the ring of power. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

08-10-2005, 11:33 AM	#6580
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Yet again, Gandalf is caught 'borrowing' from the private collection of Moria. Pippin: Is that not stealing Gandalf? Gandalf: No, as long as you return it before its missed... But, not in your case. When you do it Pippin, it's stealing. Pippin: Oh... (Bows head in sorrow) ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-10-2005, 11:41 AM	#6581
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Playing off of Eomer and Morm Gandalf continues to be amazed. Legolas: jumping up and down Give me my pointy red hat back! Aragorn: Never! tosses the hat at Gimli, who puts it on Gimli: Look...I'm a Gnome... Legolas: Shut up! You are not!

08-10-2005, 11:43 AM	#6582
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Gandalf realized that he had left the water running. or Ai! Ai! A Werehamster! A Werehamster is come! __________________ Fenris Wolf

08-10-2005, 12:02 PM	#6583
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Pippin just lit Gandalf's hat on fire. OR Galadriel just caught Gandalf looking at her Seventeen magazine. OR Gandalf: "These directions are all wrong; we should have gone left at that fork three days ago! And now there's a Balrog behind us! Ohh! I hate MapQuest!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-10-2005, 12:03 PM	#6584
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,311	Gandalf is caught in the act of taking poems to his girlfriend. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

08-10-2005, 12:10 PM	#6585
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	This book tells of who Tom Bombadill is. The answer is shocking. Gandalf: He's a shrew? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-10-2005, 12:20 PM	#6586
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,311	Oh, oh! Another one. The Morian Book of Timetravel brings Gandalf the Grey face to face with Gandalf the White... Uncloaked! __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

08-10-2005, 12:21 PM	#6587
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Gandalf: Legolas! Don't put your finger in the electrical outlet! Or Gandalf was shocked and ashamed when the Fellowship discovered him looking over Wizardry for dummies. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-10-2005, 12:27 PM	#6588
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	Gandalf turns with a murderous glint in his eye when he discovers that, while Legolas made it, he was not included in this years edition of "Middle-earths 50 most beautiful people list" __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

08-10-2005, 12:32 PM	#6589
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Rats, Rats and other Rats in the Pipes The Fellowship get revenge on Gandalf for being uncloaked all those times! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-10-2005, 03:00 PM	#6590
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gandalf: "We're in serious trouble lads! It doesn't have an entry for 'balrog' in my copy of Boy Scouts' A-Z of Common Underground Hazards!" OR Gandalf: "Gimli, how old is this Yellow Pages? The Sherpa Curry House doesn't do take out any more, in fact they closed down over 100 years ago, it's a branch of Argos now." OR Gandalf: "Gimli? I thought you said this was the Book of Mazarbul? Seeing as it's got John Noakes and Shep the Dog in it I think it's your old Blue Peter annual." __________________ Gordon's alive! Last edited by Lalwendë; 08-10-2005 at 03:05 PM.

08-10-2005, 03:15 PM	#6591
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Gandalf: 'Gimli, are you sure this is the record of your people's time here, only, unless my Khuzul is rustier than I thought, the first page reads: 'Any similarity between the characters in this book & persons living or dead is purely coincidental.'.... OR 'But this is incredible! This book claims that Durin the Deathless actually married Galadriel, they had children, & their bloodline has survived down to this very day, but a secret organisation has concealed the fact....' __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects." Last edited by davem; 08-10-2005 at 03:21 PM.

08-10-2005, 03:44 PM	#6592
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Peter Jackson: Gandalf give us back the script. Gandalf: Not until you change the scene when the Witch King breaks my staff! Peter Jackson: That's not until the third movie! We'll talk when we get to that point. Gandalf: There's a fire here!!! __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-10-2005, 06:23 PM	#6593
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	How do be a Wizard: Lesson #538.......How to stay cloaked at all times. Looks like Gandy's a little late on that one. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

08-10-2005, 07:01 PM	#6594
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Frodo: can you read it Gandalf? Gandalf: lets see...erk, hurgh, jerr, burr, bahk Frodo: you can read it! Gandalf: i'm just clearing my throat __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-10-2005, 07:05 PM	#6595
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gandalf was shocked to see Sam trying to throw Pippin down the well. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-10-2005, 09:33 PM	#6596
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Uh-oh. Gandalf did not expect to receive this much fan letters. He also did not expect a Gandy Fan Club meeting in the Chamber of Mazarbul . . . __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...