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Bêthberry · 09-08-2005, 10:21 AM

Aragorn to Eowyn: "See, if you take just a little off the bottom and layer it slightly, you'll have a style very similar to mine."

The Only Real Estel · 09-08-2005, 11:08 AM

Aragorn: "See that man over there?"

Eowyn: "Grima?"

Aragorn: "That's the one. He sent me to try to get your phone number for him."

Eowyn:

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-08-2005, 12:17 PM

When Théoden entered the annual "Gandalf the grey look-a-like" contest, the results were somewhat disturbing...

OR

Eowyn and Aragorn stumble on Saruman in his new job at McDonalds.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 09-08-2005, 01:16 PM

Aragorn: "Look at that beautiful sunset!"

Éowyn: "That's not a sunset, that's a bird on fire."

Gurthang · 09-08-2005, 02:33 PM

Now it is Aragorn and Eowyn going two on one in the staring contest against a statue.

OR

Side effects of too much pipeweed: Halucinations, Paranoia, Dryness of Eyes, Over-relaxed Jaw Muscles, etc.

OR

Eowyn(thinking): "He just touched my butt!"

Glirdan · 09-08-2005, 02:36 PM

Eowyn: Normal people scare me! Normal people scare me!!!
Aragorn: Yes my lady, we know they do. Now why don't you go lay down and get some res in the white room with padded walls?

The Only Real Estel · 09-08-2005, 02:52 PM

Viggo catches Miranda reading some of the death scenes from the Werewolf games in between takes.

Viggo: "Quick! Somebody get her a bucket!"

Boromir88 · 09-08-2005, 03:47 PM

Some assistance please, I can't see this picture, nothing seems to be working.

mormegil · 09-08-2005, 04:20 PM

Try this link

The Perky Ent · 09-08-2005, 05:42 PM

ooo that's a good pic!

Eowyn: But...he ate all the lembas...and the ale. How could one tiny hobbit eat a year's worth of food?
Aragorn: Oh God! They're going for the mushrooms now!

mormegil · 09-08-2005, 05:44 PM

Both Aragorn and Eowyn knew what it meant when Gimli ate that much chili.

Eowyn: And we are set to march behind him tomorrow?!?!

Gil-Galad · 09-08-2005, 06:00 PM

Aragorn: you can not survive the peril! its too perilous!

Glirdan · 09-08-2005, 06:01 PM

Eowyn and Aragorn waited in anticapation and fear for their double lynch.

The Only Real Estel · 09-08-2005, 06:01 PM

Eowyn saw hundreds of orcs breakdancing.

Eowyn: "But...this was supposed to be the Rohan Party. Grrr, I hate MapQuest!"

The Elf-warrior · 09-08-2005, 06:47 PM

Aragorn: "If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for
thy dowry: be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as
snow, thou shalt not escape calumny. Get thee to a
nunnery, go: farewell. Or, if thou wilt needs
marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough
what monsters you make of them. To a nunnery, go,
and quickly too. Farewell."

Eowyn: "O Valar, restore him!"

Aragorn: "I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; Eru
has given you one face, and you make yourselves
another: you jig, you amble, and you lisp, and
nick-name Eru's creatures, and make your wantonness
your ignorance. Go to, I'll no more on't; it hath
made me mad. I say, we will have no more marriages:
those that are married already, all but one, shall
live; the rest shall keep as they are. To a
nunnery, go."

Ainaserkewen · 09-08-2005, 10:33 PM

Aragorn: Now remember, we have to move our middle legs at the same time and our outside legs at the same time and we may just have a chance against these guys.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-08-2005, 11:57 PM

While Gandalf distracts Eowyn, Aragorn-the-master-pickpocket takes Eowyn's money, buss pass and letter to Faramir.

OR

Sometimes it’s scary to be the only clear people in a blurred world.

HerenIstarion · 09-08-2005, 11:58 PM

...when Arwen comes in unexpectedly. Effect of Arwen's extraordinaire beauty, of course.

Lhunardawen · 09-09-2005, 04:32 AM

Aragorn: "Hi. My name is Will. Eru's Will."
Éowyn:

Anguirel · 09-09-2005, 06:47 AM

Aragorn and Eowyn react to PJ's ace, trendy suggestion that they should become an unmarried couple and let Arwen take the Feminist Crown of Gondor after slaughtering Sauron's armies with a single bat of her eyelashes.

Kath · 09-09-2005, 09:29 AM

Eowyn braces herself as Aragorn collapses onto her.

OR

Eowyn: Oh! I didn't realise uncloaked meant . . . well . . . uncloaked!

The Only Real Estel · 09-09-2005, 09:38 AM

Eowyn: "We'll never succeed!"

Aragorn: "Come on, now. We have already succeeded. I mean, what are the three terrors of the fire swamp? One, the flame spurt. No problem. There's a popping sound preceding each, we can avoid that. Two, the lightning sand, but you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too.

Eowyn: "But what about the R.O.U.S.'s?"

Aragorn: "I, uh...don't believe they exist. But if they do I'm sure you can handle them."

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-09-2005, 09:50 AM

Saruon, uncloaked?

OR

When King Théoden had shouted "Decapitation" and pointed at Eomer, no one save Eowyn knew that they were actually playing scrabble.

Mithalwen · 09-09-2005, 11:20 AM

I think HI is spot on - this screams "Arwen -its not what you think!"

unless.....

Aragorn attemts to comfort Eowyn when she discovers that Faramir has his father's table manners.

The Only Real Estel · 09-09-2005, 11:47 AM

Eowyn: "I can sense it Aragorn! His eye is always on me!"

Aragorn: "You'll be okay, just ignore him."

Lalwendë · 09-09-2005, 01:35 PM

Aragorn and his Useless Chat-Up Lines:

Aragorn: "Shall I bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness? Where thy flesh shall be devoured? And thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye? I'll pay for the pizza."

Encaitare · 09-09-2005, 01:40 PM

Aragorn and Eowyn can do nothing but look on in horror as the hairdressers close in on them.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-09-2005, 01:40 PM

Yet more of Aragorn and his Useless Chat-Up Lines:

Aragorn: You should see my bedroom - it’s full of Star Trek posters!

Or

Aragorn: Dont you wish you could smell as great as me?

Or
Aragorn: So, anyway, now the police say I’m not even allowed to keep the guns...

OR

Aragorn: You should see my bedroom - it’s full of geese!

OR

Aragorn: I’m not as hairy as I look.

Gurthang · 09-09-2005, 01:51 PM

Aragorn and Eowyn stare in awe at the hand Theoden just pulled.
Aragorn: "He beat my two pair!"
Eowyn: "He beat my straight!"
Theoden: "Thank you, Eru, for four of a kind!"

OR

Strangely, both Aragorn and Eowyn choke on Eowyn's stew.

OR

A rousing game of 'Red-light, Green-light' in the Golden Hall.

Kath · 09-09-2005, 03:46 PM

The game of Grandmother's Footsteps was getting tense!

Glirdan · 09-09-2005, 09:17 PM

Eowyn: Is that really what my hair looks like!?!?

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-10-2005, 12:57 AM

When Gimli's beard gets so long its ridiculous...

OR

When Gimli's beard gets so long, it comes to life!

Beanamir of Gondor · 09-10-2005, 05:58 AM

Quote:

Aragorn attemts to comfort Eowyn when she discovers that Faramir has his father's table manners.

ROFL!!

Scene: Eowyn's wedding. Aragorn is the best man.

Eowyn: Is that a... disco ball? And a LEISURE SUIT???

Aragorn: *sighs* I was afraid this was going to happen.

The Only Real Estel · 09-10-2005, 03:42 PM

Eowyn: "Starbucks makes ice cream!?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-10-2005, 03:50 PM

Aragorn: Look! A NEW picture!

Eowyn: I cannot believe my eyes!

Security was tightened at the annual Santa Clause look alike contest.

OR

This time, he wasn't going to uncloak

Kath · 09-10-2005, 03:54 PM

Aragorn watched as his sword took on a life of it's own.

Pallando · 09-10-2005, 04:23 PM

Rider behind Gandalf: "The ants go marching one by one. Hurrah, hurrah. The ants go marching-"

Alcarillo · 09-10-2005, 04:29 PM

Soldier in center: Why do I feel like everybody's staring at me?

Kitanna · 09-10-2005, 04:49 PM

Gandalf is angered by his reflection in the helmet.
Gandalf: Am I really that fat?

The Perky Ent · 09-10-2005, 04:51 PM

For hours, the men of rohan wait in line for the only remaining toilet in Rohan

09-08-2005, 10:21 AM	#7201
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,979	Aragorn to Eowyn: "See, if you take just a little off the bottom and layer it slightly, you'll have a style very similar to mine." __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

09-08-2005, 11:08 AM	#7202
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	playing off of Capn o' Despair Aragorn: "See that man over there?" Eowyn: "Grima?" Aragorn: "That's the one. He sent me to try to get your phone number for him." Eowyn:

09-08-2005, 12:17 PM	#7203
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	When Théoden entered the annual "Gandalf the grey look-a-like" contest, the results were somewhat disturbing... OR Eowyn and Aragorn stumble on Saruman in his new job at McDonalds. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-08-2005, 01:16 PM	#7204
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Aragorn: "Look at that beautiful sunset!" Éowyn: "That's not a sunset, that's a bird on fire." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

09-08-2005, 02:33 PM	#7205
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Now it is Aragorn and Eowyn going two on one in the staring contest against a statue. OR Side effects of too much pipeweed: Halucinations, Paranoia, Dryness of Eyes, Over-relaxed Jaw Muscles, etc. OR Eowyn(thinking): "He just touched my butt!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

09-08-2005, 02:36 PM	#7206
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Eowyn: Normal people scare me! Normal people scare me!!! Aragorn: Yes my lady, we know they do. Now why don't you go lay down and get some res in the white room with padded walls? __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-08-2005, 02:52 PM	#7207
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Viggo catches Miranda reading some of the death scenes from the Werewolf games in between takes. Viggo: "Quick! Somebody get her a bucket!"

09-08-2005, 03:47 PM	#7208
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Some assistance please, I can't see this picture, nothing seems to be working. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-08-2005, 04:20 PM	#7209
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	Try this link __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

09-08-2005, 05:42 PM	#7210
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	ooo that's a good pic! Eowyn: But...he ate all the lembas...and the ale. How could one tiny hobbit eat a year's worth of food? Aragorn: Oh God! They're going for the mushrooms now! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-08-2005, 05:44 PM	#7211
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	Both Aragorn and Eowyn knew what it meant when Gimli ate that much chili. Eowyn: And we are set to march behind him tomorrow?!?! __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

09-08-2005, 06:00 PM	#7212
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Aragorn: you can not survive the peril! its too perilous! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-08-2005, 06:01 PM	#7213
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	This is to me and Azaelia Eowyn and Aragorn waited in anticapation and fear for their double lynch. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-08-2005, 06:01 PM	#7214
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	a combination... Eowyn saw hundreds of orcs breakdancing. Eowyn: "But...this was supposed to be the Rohan Party. Grrr, I hate MapQuest!"

09-08-2005, 06:47 PM	#7215
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Lord of the Rings meets Hamlet. Aragorn: "If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for thy dowry: be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape calumny. Get thee to a nunnery, go: farewell. Or, if thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them. To a nunnery, go, and quickly too. Farewell." Eowyn: "O Valar, restore him!" Aragorn: "I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; Eru has given you one face, and you make yourselves another: you jig, you amble, and you lisp, and nick-name Eru's creatures, and make your wantonness your ignorance. Go to, I'll no more on't; it hath made me mad. I say, we will have no more marriages: those that are married already, all but one, shall live; the rest shall keep as they are. To a nunnery, go." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-08-2005, 10:33 PM	#7216
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Aragorn: Now remember, we have to move our middle legs at the same time and our outside legs at the same time and we may just have a chance against these guys. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

09-08-2005, 11:57 PM	#7217
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	While Gandalf distracts Eowyn, Aragorn-the-master-pickpocket takes Eowyn's money, buss pass and letter to Faramir. OR Sometimes it’s scary to be the only clear people in a blurred world. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-08-2005, 11:58 PM	#7218
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	People tend to look likes this... ...when Arwen comes in unexpectedly. Effect of Arwen's extraordinaire beauty, of course. __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time! Last edited by HerenIstarion; 09-09-2005 at 12:04 AM.

09-09-2005, 04:32 AM	#7219
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Pick-up lines. Sheesh. Aragorn: "Hi. My name is Will. Eru's Will." Éowyn:

09-09-2005, 06:47 AM	#7220
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Plot Change Aragorn and Eowyn react to PJ's ace, trendy suggestion that they should become an unmarried couple and let Arwen take the Feminist Crown of Gondor after slaughtering Sauron's armies with a single bat of her eyelashes. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

09-09-2005, 09:29 AM	#7221
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Eowyn braces herself as Aragorn collapses onto her. OR Eowyn: Oh! I didn't realise uncloaked meant . . . well . . . uncloaked! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-09-2005, 09:38 AM	#7222
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Eowyn: "We'll never succeed!" Aragorn: "Come on, now. We have already succeeded. I mean, what are the three terrors of the fire swamp? One, the flame spurt. No problem. There's a popping sound preceding each, we can avoid that. Two, the lightning sand, but you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too. Eowyn: "But what about the R.O.U.S.'s?" Aragorn: "I, uh...don't believe they exist. But if they do I'm sure you can handle them."

09-09-2005, 09:50 AM	#7223
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruon, uncloaked? OR When King Théoden had shouted "Decapitation" and pointed at Eomer, no one save Eowyn knew that they were actually playing scrabble. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-09-2005, 11:20 AM	#7224
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	I think HI is spot on - this screams "Arwen -its not what you think!" unless..... Aragorn attemts to comfort Eowyn when she discovers that Faramir has his father's table manners. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

09-09-2005, 11:47 AM	#7225
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	that darn Legolas... Eowyn: "I can sense it Aragorn! His eye is always on me!" Aragorn: "You'll be okay, just ignore him."

09-09-2005, 01:35 PM	#7226
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Aragorn and his Useless Chat-Up Lines: Aragorn: "Shall I bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness? Where thy flesh shall be devoured? And thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye? I'll pay for the pizza." __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-09-2005, 01:40 PM	#7227
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	Aragorn and Eowyn can do nothing but look on in horror as the hairdressers close in on them.

09-09-2005, 01:40 PM	#7228
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Yet more of Aragorn and his Useless Chat-Up Lines: Aragorn: You should see my bedroom - it’s full of Star Trek posters! Or Aragorn: Dont you wish you could smell as great as me? Or Aragorn: So, anyway, now the police say I’m not even allowed to keep the guns... OR Aragorn: You should see my bedroom - it’s full of geese! OR Aragorn: I’m not as hairy as I look. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-09-2005, 01:51 PM	#7229
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Aragorn and Eowyn stare in awe at the hand Theoden just pulled. Aragorn: "He beat my two pair!" Eowyn: "He beat my straight!" Theoden: "Thank you, Eru, for four of a kind!" OR Strangely, both Aragorn and Eowyn choke on Eowyn's stew. OR A rousing game of 'Red-light, Green-light' in the Golden Hall. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

09-09-2005, 03:46 PM	#7230
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	The game of Grandmother's Footsteps was getting tense! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-09-2005, 09:17 PM	#7231
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Eowyn: Is that really what my hair looks like!?!? __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-10-2005, 12:57 AM	#7232
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	When Gimli's beard gets so long its ridiculous... OR When Gimli's beard gets so long, it comes to life! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-10-2005, 03:42 PM	#7234
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Eowyn: "Starbucks makes ice cream!?"

09-10-2005, 03:50 PM	#7235
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn: Look! A NEW picture! Eowyn: I cannot believe my eyes! Security was tightened at the annual Santa Clause look alike contest. OR This time, he wasn't going to uncloak __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-10-2005, 03:54 PM	#7236
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Aragorn watched as his sword took on a life of it's own. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”