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Boromir88 · 11-12-2005, 06:42 AM

Aragorn will never again try to break up a fight between Arwen and Eowyn.

The Only Real Estel · 11-12-2005, 10:27 AM

Mental note to self: No more armwrestling Eowyn.

Holbytlass · 11-13-2005, 07:06 AM

Aragorn: That's the last time I ask what an "indian burn" is!

Gurthang · 11-13-2005, 10:12 AM

When Aragorn first tried to break down the door, he missed it completely and hit the stone wall. Then he realized that the door was already open.

OR

Suddenly Aragorn realizes he forgot to bring his elbow!

OR

You'd cry too if you found out that your mother is a hamster and your father stinks of elderberries.

Gothmog · 11-13-2005, 11:56 AM

Everytime there was a battle to fight, Aragorn found some new injury to prevent him from participating

OR

Aragorn soon learned that tp be head-butted by a dwarf was a painful experience

OR

When Aragorn told Merry "bite me!", he didn't expect that reaction.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-13-2005, 01:43 PM

*Ten minuets earlier*

Aragorn: Pfft! How dangerous can Orcs be? Look at that one! He's so stupid! His face is so ugly! Ha, ha, ha!

Valesse · 11-13-2005, 04:32 PM

Aragorn berates himself after showing Movie-Eowyn his newest "I Love Arwen" tattoo.

Fordim Hedgethistle · 11-13-2005, 09:35 PM

Aragorn: Stupid Mordor-bred mosquitoes.

Legolas (off-screen): Aragorn is coming through the door and holding his arm after having been bitten by a Mordor-bred mosquito!

Gimli (off-screen): Ach laddie, why that's noothing compayred to thee mosquitoes of the Dwarves! They make the mosquitoes of the Elves look like sparrows.

GIMLI then belches, farts and slips on a banana peel.

Theoden: Mordor-bred mosquitoes! There is nothing that we can do against such beasts!

GANDALF appears and beats THEODEN unconscious with his staff.

mormegil · 11-13-2005, 11:26 PM

Aragorn: *sulking* Man, I can't believe they are replacing me.

Boromir: No no Father we weren't plotting your overthrow, ahh we were talking about ummmmm

Faramir: We were talking about Ioreth and how hot she is.

Kitanna · 11-13-2005, 11:32 PM

Faramir: Father...is that fake fur?
Boromir: How very last season.

mormegil · 11-14-2005, 12:10 AM

Faramir: Really Father we are adults now, we can handle these arguements by ourselves.

Boromir: Quite right dad! Faramir is rather too old to send to his room.

Denethor: That's it, Boromir you go to your room too!

Valesse · 11-14-2005, 12:26 AM

Boromir: He is so not gel'n.

OR

Denethor: Faramir! Brown?! What are you trying to be some kind of social outcast?! I want you to start wearing everything black! No ifs ands or buts about it, Young man! Just look at your brother! He isn't a wishy-washy depressed poet type, now is he?
Faramir: What does this all have to do with color? ...wait...Wishy-washy?
Denethor: Yes. Wishy-washy.
Faramir: This is SoOoo going in my diary-journal, Dad!
Denethor: THATS IT! Go -straight- to the pyre!

OR

Boromir and Faramir in unison: There goes Mister Humbug! There goes Mister Grinch!

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-14-2005, 12:45 AM

Faramir: All right, father, where did you hide the gin?

OR

Denethor: *mumble, mumble* That Faramir is so stupid. I'm going to make sure he gets all the rubbish armour. Then I'll send him on some sure to fail errand.

Boromir: Erm... He's right here.

Denethor: Oh, I know.

Valesse · 11-14-2005, 12:49 AM

Boromir: How dare you interupt the Kings of Disco and Loco!
Faramir: ...Why do I have to be "Loco"?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 11-14-2005, 01:17 AM

Faramir: Hey, new kid. Give us your lunch money.

Lhunardawen · 11-14-2005, 02:32 AM

Faramir (to Boromir): Hey, isn't that mom's dress?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 11-14-2005, 02:40 AM

He can do two-on-one staring contests . . . and win.

Boromir88 · 11-14-2005, 06:25 AM

Faramir: So, how about I met this really hot chick on-line

Boromir: Really?

Faramir: Yeah, I'm meeting her here today.

(Denethor appears)

Boromir: Gross, the really hot internet chick is...your dad.

Denethor: How many times have I told you boys no more internet dating!

Gandalf_the _white · 11-14-2005, 06:40 AM

Denethor:So boys what you talking about?
Boromir:errr.... nothing
Faramir:Look out! Gandalfs uncloaking behind you!
Denethor: (turning around) Where?
Faramir and Boromir together:RUN!!!!!!!!

SamwiseGamgee · 11-14-2005, 07:09 AM

Denethor: Right, I've been thinking. Gandalf, everyone loves him, right?

Faramir & Boromir: Right.

Denethor: Well I've finally worked out why, boys. Prepare to see me... UNCLOAK!

Faramir & Boromir: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Lalwendë · 11-14-2005, 07:24 AM

Denethor: "Faramir! Are you wearing perfume?"

Faramir: "I...er....um...."

Denethor: "It's very nice, where did you get it?"

Meela · 11-14-2005, 07:40 AM

Denethor: Faramir, are you smoking again?
Faramir: Uh, no... *hides the stash*
Denethor: I told you, don't take anything from that wizard! Remember what happened last time.
Faramir: Dad, I swear those pink nazgul were real...

Valesse · 11-14-2005, 07:57 AM

Faramir: Father, we think its time you stop parading around the Citadel in your house coat. This isn't Desperate House Ent-Wives, and frankly, you're embarassing me and Boromir.

mormegil · 11-14-2005, 08:02 AM

Denethor: Faramir, how many times have I told you that the short pants with high boots look is out.

Faramir: Well I never!

Fordim Hedgethistle · 11-14-2005, 08:13 AM

Boromir: DAAAAaaaad, Faramir said that he had a dream about Isildur's Bane, and that he's had it, like, ten times already, and that he's going to go to Imladris and see what's going on cause, like, there's this voice in his dream? and it's like telling him to go? DAAAAaaaaad, I'm the OLDest, and I'm a WAY better figher than Fairy. Remember the time when I like totally kicked the orcs out of Osgiliath and won it for you? Well, if you let me go to Imladris, I'm gonna totally get the Bane and give it to you. Fairy said, he said that he would NEVER take the Bane! He did! He did too say that! I'd take it and I'd totally give it to you Dad. Please can I go to Imladris...PLEEEEEAAASE??

Denethor: Now now Boromir, of course you can go on the Quest.

Faramir: But father, I fear some ill in this...

Denethor: Stop trying to ruin your brother's fun! I said he can go on this Quest so he can go. The next time there's a hopeless battle with little hope of success you can go.

Faramir: But my heart speaks of shadows....

Denethor: Not another word! You're just like your mother, always going on about dreams-this and premonitions-that. I've made my decision and that's final. Boromir gets to go.

Boromir: Yeah! Nyaaaa!

Bêthberry · 11-14-2005, 09:07 AM

According to the Gondor fashion rag, Clôak and Swäggêr, Fashionista Boromir sets a new style trend:

Quote:

The goal of Boromir's fashion is to show the man's status in society and make him as attractive as possible.

Bombast is the stuffing used in his doublets and hose in order to swell them out, eliminating all folds and creases. It consists of rags, flock, horsehair, cotton, but not bran, as bran can lead to disaster in battle if the clothes get torn. The bombasting of the doublet over the chest and the stuffing out of breeches naturally makes everything seem bigger. The short, bombasted breeches, especially in the form of trunk hose, exposes a certain amount of leg, and is made possible only by the introduction of knitting for leg coverings that fit the limbs more neatly than they had done before. The hours Boromir must have devoted to this fine-motor task!

Boromir also displays a grand flair in the shoulder form with a ruffle effect and highlighted puffy sleeves. The ruffle has always been an example of the "hierarchical" element in dress. When worn by men, they have been noted to produce the "Seduction Principle," an attempt to exploit the wearer's charms as a man while compensating for his inadequacies in other areas. Obviously Boromir is wearing a ruffle in order to show his status in society--a status not shared by his considerably slimmer-lined brother. This is accentuated by opening to boddice in front to display the head of the sword which is allowed hang insouciantly at his side.

Clearly this season Boromir is using clothing to establish a position which appears larger or more dominant than his actually is. The important question of course is whether this style will in fact persuade the Borowatchers this seasons of his real worth or whether he will be regarded as someone who choose the wrong measures to attain his desires.

~~~with apologies to Women's Fashions of the Elizabethan era.

Holbytlass · 11-14-2005, 10:00 AM

Denethor: No, you can't grow out your hair! Do you want to be mistaken for girls?!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 11-14-2005, 10:08 AM

Boromir: "What do you mean his name's 'Faramir'? I've been calling him Fimple!"

Valesse · 11-14-2005, 11:52 AM

Faramir: -I- am
Boromir: No, -I- am!
(Denethor approaches)
Boromir: It's time we've heard the end of this madness! Father! Which of us is the cuter one?
Denethor: ...(shakes head)

Lalwendë · 11-14-2005, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mormegil

Denethor: Faramir, how many times have I told you that the short pants with high boots look is out.

Faramir: Well I never!

Boromir: "Ooh, what do you know, Dad? If Stella McCartney says it's 'in' this season then us boys are gonna wear it!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-14-2005, 02:57 PM

Faramir: Boromir has a sword! You have a sword! When do I get mine?

OR

Faramir: Oh I see! Boromir asks for a Lego city and gets osgiliath! I ask for new armour and get cow droppings!

Gurthang · 11-14-2005, 03:52 PM

Denethor is trying to make a very valuable point here with his sons. They'll never get it though, because they cannot take their minds, or eyes, off of the spider crawling on the wall.

OR

Faramir: "Dad, there's something around your neck!"
Denethor: "Oh, I know..."
Boromir: "Well, what is it. It looks disgusting."
Denethor: "It's my new pet snake. It's of the furry boa breed."
Faramir. "Oh, and I thought it was a feather boa!"

OR

Faramir(speaking of Denethor): "What the devil is that!"
Boromir: "I don't know. Just ignore it, maybe it will leave."

OR

Faramir: "Oh, drat, here's father."
Boromir: "Don't move. Maybe he hasn't seen us yet."

Valesse · 11-14-2005, 04:15 PM

Boromir: Psst... Hey Faramir... Dare you to say "Aragorn" three times fast.
Faramir: What? Here? Infront of Father? You're trying to get him to kill me!
Boromir: It isn't like he won't do it anyway!

Boromir88 · 11-14-2005, 08:08 PM

Boromir and Faramir always lending a helping hand to the Senior Citizens of Minas Tirith...

Boromir: What? I'm not giving you any money...crazy lunatic.

THE Ka · 11-14-2005, 08:09 PM

Boromir: What are you doing here?!

Faramir: Tah, Yeah!

Denethor: Dude, you guys, are like completely out of it... It's "Tuh, Yeah!" and you don't raise you're left eyebrow until after the sentence...

~ Aesthete

Glirdan · 11-14-2005, 08:54 PM

Faramir and Boromir trying out for the wrong movie

Farami + Boromir - We are the knights who say Ni!!!

Denethor - Uh, guys, the set for the Quest for the Holy Grail is two sets over.

or

Faramir - Dad? How did you get here?

Denethor - I don't know!!

Boromir - Were you using MapQuest again?

Denethor - I knew should have taken that left turn at Alberquerque!! Stupid MapQuest!!!

The Only Real Estel · 11-14-2005, 09:28 PM

Boromir: "Dude, didn't you get the memo? Show Up To Work In Your Pajamas Day was yesterday, today it's Wear Your Best Armour Day."

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-15-2005, 12:53 AM

Faramir really has no idea what's going on.

OR

Boromir: Look! Before you say it, I didn't burn down your treasury! And If I did it was an accident! But I didn't! In fact, you never had a treasury!

Denethor: Oh, don't worry Boromir; I'll just blame Faramir.

Faramir: ... Oh never mind...

Nilpaurion Felagund · 11-15-2005, 02:13 AM

Boromir and Faramir's encounter with the bouncer.

Boromir88 · 11-15-2005, 05:49 AM

Here it comes, you though for one caption there wouldn't be...

Denethor is aware his popularity rating is falling so to try to boost it back up he pulls only a move Gandalf would do...uncloak

OR

Boromir: The long baggy cloak is so out of style. Chicks dig the armor now.

Faramir: Yeah, especially leather because it brings out your figure.

11-12-2005, 06:42 AM	#8321
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Aragorn will never again try to break up a fight between Arwen and Eowyn. __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-13-2005, 07:06 AM	#8323
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Aragorn: That's the last time I ask what an "indian burn" is! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

11-13-2005, 10:12 AM	#8324
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	When Aragorn first tried to break down the door, he missed it completely and hit the stone wall. Then he realized that the door was already open. OR Suddenly Aragorn realizes he forgot to bring his elbow! OR You'd cry too if you found out that your mother is a hamster and your father stinks of elderberries. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

11-13-2005, 11:56 AM	#8325
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Everytime there was a battle to fight, Aragorn found some new injury to prevent him from participating OR Aragorn soon learned that tp be head-butted by a dwarf was a painful experience OR When Aragorn told Merry "bite me!", he didn't expect that reaction. __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

11-13-2005, 01:43 PM	#8326
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Ten minuets earlier Aragorn: Pfft! How dangerous can Orcs be? Look at that one! He's so stupid! His face is so ugly! Ha, ha, ha! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-12-2005, 10:27 AM	#8322
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Mental note to self: No more armwrestling Eowyn.

11-13-2005, 04:32 PM	#8327
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Aragorn berates himself after showing Movie-Eowyn his newest "I Love Arwen" tattoo. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-13-2005, 09:35 PM	#8328
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Aragorn: Stupid Mordor-bred mosquitoes. Legolas (off-screen): Aragorn is coming through the door and holding his arm after having been bitten by a Mordor-bred mosquito! Gimli (off-screen): Ach laddie, why that's noothing compayred to thee mosquitoes of the Dwarves! They make the mosquitoes of the Elves look like sparrows. GIMLI then belches, farts and slips on a banana peel. Theoden: Mordor-bred mosquitoes! There is nothing that we can do against such beasts! GANDALF appears and beats THEODEN unconscious with his staff.

11-13-2005, 11:26 PM	#8329
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	Aragorn: sulking Man, I can't believe they are replacing me. Boromir: No no Father we weren't plotting your overthrow, ahh we were talking about ummmmm Faramir: We were talking about Ioreth and how hot she is. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

11-13-2005, 11:32 PM	#8330
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Faramir: Father...is that fake fur? Boromir: How very last season. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

11-14-2005, 12:10 AM	#8331
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	Faramir: Really Father we are adults now, we can handle these arguements by ourselves. Boromir: Quite right dad! Faramir is rather too old to send to his room. Denethor: That's it, Boromir you go to your room too! __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

11-14-2005, 12:26 AM	#8332
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Boromir: He is so not gel'n. OR Denethor: Faramir! Brown?! What are you trying to be some kind of social outcast?! I want you to start wearing everything black! No ifs ands or buts about it, Young man! Just look at your brother! He isn't a wishy-washy depressed poet type, now is he? Faramir: What does this all have to do with color? ...wait...Wishy-washy? Denethor: Yes. Wishy-washy. Faramir: This is SoOoo going in my diary-journal, Dad! Denethor: THATS IT! Go -straight- to the pyre! OR Boromir and Faramir in unison: There goes Mister Humbug! There goes Mister Grinch! __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos Last edited by Valesse; 11-14-2005 at 12:40 AM.

11-14-2005, 12:45 AM	#8333
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Faramir: All right, father, where did you hide the gin? OR Denethor: mumble, mumble That Faramir is so stupid. I'm going to make sure he gets all the rubbish armour. Then I'll send him on some sure to fail errand. Boromir: Erm... He's right here. Denethor: Oh, I know. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-14-2005, 12:49 AM	#8334
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Boromir: How dare you interupt the Kings of Disco and Loco! Faramir: ...Why do I have to be "Loco"? __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-14-2005, 01:17 AM	#8335
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Faramir: Hey, new kid. Give us your lunch money. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

11-14-2005, 02:32 AM	#8336
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Faramir (to Boromir): Hey, isn't that mom's dress?

11-14-2005, 02:40 AM	#8337
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	The power of Denethor. He can do two-on-one staring contests . . . and win. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

11-14-2005, 06:25 AM	#8338
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Faramir: So, how about I met this really hot chick on-line Boromir: Really? Faramir: Yeah, I'm meeting her here today. (Denethor appears) Boromir: Gross, the really hot internet chick is...your dad. Denethor: How many times have I told you boys no more internet dating! __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-14-2005, 06:40 AM	#8339
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	Denethor:So boys what you talking about? Boromir:errr.... nothing Faramir:Look out! Gandalfs uncloaking behind you! Denethor: (turning around) Where? Faramir and Boromir together:RUN!!!!!!!! Last edited by Gandalf_the _white; 11-14-2005 at 06:45 AM.

11-14-2005, 07:09 AM	#8340
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Denethor: Right, I've been thinking. Gandalf, everyone loves him, right? Faramir & Boromir: Right. Denethor: Well I've finally worked out why, boys. Prepare to see me... UNCLOAK! Faramir & Boromir: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

11-14-2005, 07:24 AM	#8341
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Denethor: "Faramir! Are you wearing perfume?" Faramir: "I...er....um...." Denethor: "It's very nice, where did you get it?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-14-2005, 07:40 AM	#8342
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Denethor: Faramir, are you smoking again? Faramir: Uh, no... hides the stash Denethor: I told you, don't take anything from that wizard! Remember what happened last time. Faramir: Dad, I swear those pink nazgul were real... __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

11-14-2005, 07:57 AM	#8343
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Faramir: Father, we think its time you stop parading around the Citadel in your house coat. This isn't Desperate House Ent-Wives, and frankly, you're embarassing me and Boromir. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-14-2005, 08:02 AM	#8344
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	Denethor: Faramir, how many times have I told you that the short pants with high boots look is out. Faramir: Well I never! __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

11-14-2005, 08:13 AM	#8345
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Boromir: DAAAAaaaad, Faramir said that he had a dream about Isildur's Bane, and that he's had it, like, ten times already, and that he's going to go to Imladris and see what's going on cause, like, there's this voice in his dream? and it's like telling him to go? DAAAAaaaaad, I'm the OLDest, and I'm a WAY better figher than Fairy. Remember the time when I like totally kicked the orcs out of Osgiliath and won it for you? Well, if you let me go to Imladris, I'm gonna totally get the Bane and give it to you. Fairy said, he said that he would NEVER take the Bane! He did! He did too say that! I'd take it and I'd totally give it to you Dad. Please can I go to Imladris...PLEEEEEAAASE?? Denethor: Now now Boromir, of course you can go on the Quest. Faramir: But father, I fear some ill in this... Denethor: Stop trying to ruin your brother's fun! I said he can go on this Quest so he can go. The next time there's a hopeless battle with little hope of success you can go. Faramir: But my heart speaks of shadows.... Denethor: Not another word! You're just like your mother, always going on about dreams-this and premonitions-that. I've made my decision and that's final. Boromir gets to go. Boromir: Yeah! Nyaaaa!

11-14-2005, 10:00 AM	#8347
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Denethor: No, you can't grow out your hair! Do you want to be mistaken for girls?! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

11-14-2005, 10:08 AM	#8348
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Boromir: "What do you mean his name's 'Faramir'? I've been calling him Fimple!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

11-14-2005, 11:52 AM	#8349
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Faramir: -I- am Boromir: No, -I- am! (Denethor approaches) Boromir: It's time we've heard the end of this madness! Father! Which of us is the cuter one? Denethor: ...(shakes head) __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-14-2005, 02:57 PM	#8351
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Faramir: Boromir has a sword! You have a sword! When do I get mine? OR Faramir: Oh I see! Boromir asks for a Lego city and gets osgiliath! I ask for new armour and get cow droppings! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-14-2005, 03:52 PM	#8352
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Denethor is trying to make a very valuable point here with his sons. They'll never get it though, because they cannot take their minds, or eyes, off of the spider crawling on the wall. OR Faramir: "Dad, there's something around your neck!" Denethor: "Oh, I know..." Boromir: "Well, what is it. It looks disgusting." Denethor: "It's my new pet snake. It's of the furry boa breed." Faramir. "Oh, and I thought it was a feather boa!" OR Faramir(speaking of Denethor): "What the devil is that!" Boromir: "I don't know. Just ignore it, maybe it will leave." OR Faramir: "Oh, drat, here's father." Boromir: "Don't move. Maybe he hasn't seen us yet." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

11-14-2005, 04:15 PM	#8353
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Boromir: Psst... Hey Faramir... Dare you to say "Aragorn" three times fast. Faramir: What? Here? Infront of Father? You're trying to get him to kill me! Boromir: It isn't like he won't do it anyway! __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-14-2005, 08:08 PM	#8354
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Boromir and Faramir always lending a helping hand to the Senior Citizens of Minas Tirith... Boromir: What? I'm not giving you any money...crazy lunatic. __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-14-2005, 08:09 PM	#8355
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Boromir: What are you doing here?! Faramir: Tah, Yeah! Denethor: Dude, you guys, are like completely out of it... It's "Tuh, Yeah!" and you don't raise you're left eyebrow until after the sentence... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

11-14-2005, 08:54 PM	#8356
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Faramir and Boromir trying out for the wrong movie Farami + Boromir - We are the knights who say Ni!!! Denethor - Uh, guys, the set for the Quest for the Holy Grail is two sets over. or Faramir - Dad? How did you get here? Denethor - I don't know!! Boromir - Were you using MapQuest again? Denethor - I knew should have taken that left turn at Alberquerque!! Stupid MapQuest!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-14-2005, 09:28 PM	#8357
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Boromir: "Dude, didn't you get the memo? Show Up To Work In Your Pajamas Day was yesterday, today it's Wear Your Best Armour Day."