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Meneltarmacil · 08-31-2005, 03:01 PM

Fortunately, it was too high up for him to reach or climb to... and of course he couldn't fly as he had no wings.

Glirdan · 08-31-2005, 03:04 PM

Unfourtunately, more Balrogs came along and they stood on each others shoulers utnil the could reach the Ring.

Gil-Galad · 08-31-2005, 03:07 PM

Fortunately a stinky balrog came and all teh other balrogs fainted and made Stinky Balrog vey sad and he had to go live alone in the forest... poor umm... Johnny the Stinky Balrog, poor poor Johnny... no friends, no family, alone because of his stinkiness

Glirdan · 08-31-2005, 03:08 PM

Fourtunately for Johnny, he found a woman Balrog who was just as stinky and they got married and lived happily ever after.

Gil-Galad · 08-31-2005, 03:09 PM

Unfortunately the woman balrog was actually gandalf uncloaked...

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-31-2005, 03:24 PM

Fourtunately, Johnny was blind.

Meneltarmacil · 08-31-2005, 03:32 PM

Unfortunately, they were standing on the Bridge of Khazad-Dum and Gandalf broke it.

Glirdan · 08-31-2005, 03:55 PM

Fourtunately, Gandalf turned into a bird and said "I'm no fool! I shall fly!"

Meneltarmacil · 08-31-2005, 03:59 PM

Unfortunately, the bird he turned into was an ostrich, and so he started falling.

Glirdan · 08-31-2005, 04:01 PM

Fourtunately, when Gandalf broke the bridge, the Ring fell with them.

Gil-Galad · 08-31-2005, 04:24 PM

Unfortunately Johnny the Stinky balrog got the ring, and everyone that tried to get it from him fainted

Kath · 08-31-2005, 04:26 PM

Fortunately Johnny the stinky Balrog died of a very sudden heart attack and never lived agan.

Meneltarmacil · 08-31-2005, 04:37 PM

Unfortunately, the water had been drained out of Khazad-Dum, and Gandalf, who was falling into the chasm, landed on some particularly jagged rocks.

Gil-Galad · 08-31-2005, 04:45 PM

way to go Kath, now i'm sad, i felt for Johnny...

Fortunately everyone turned on Kath and cahsed her out of the land because of their love for Johnny, and became the greatest allies ever and made a Johnny shrine...THE END

Kath · 08-31-2005, 04:48 PM

Unfortunately Gil soon realised that he could not end the story because the Ring was still out there.

Gil-Galad · 08-31-2005, 05:01 PM

Fortunately Gil did realize that he could bring Johnny back too life(did) and threaten to kick kath out of Gil-Galads Angel's

Meneltarmacil · 08-31-2005, 05:14 PM

Unfortunately (for Gil-Galad), Meneltarmacil red-buttoned Gil-Galad into a black hole and caused Johnny the Balrog to explode.

Orominuialwen · 08-31-2005, 05:28 PM

Fortunately, the fate of the world did not depend wholly on what happened to Gil and Johnny.

Glirdan · 08-31-2005, 07:42 PM

Unfourtunately, the Ring got thrown into the Fires of Mount Doom by Frodo and when it did, the whole fate of the world did depend on what happened to Gil and Johnny.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-31-2005, 08:37 PM

. . . someone realised that the entire story about the Ring was just a horrible practical joke by a few unclad Ainur--Gandalf included, of course.

Glirdan · 08-31-2005, 08:41 PM

Unfourtunately, the fate of the world still depeneded on Gil and Johnny.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-31-2005, 09:39 PM

. . . there was no "world", and therefore, no "fate of the world".

Wait, I think this is unfortunate. *shrugs* Oh, well.

Glirdan · 08-31-2005, 09:51 PM

Fourtunately, Eru had a back up plan (

) and he transfered everybody to another planet.

Gil-Galad · 08-31-2005, 09:52 PM

well whatever

Fortunately they were only commercials about the one ring, so them ain program continued... "The adventuers of Gil-Galad and Johnny the Stinky Balrog" i'm so wwriting about that...

THE Ka · 08-31-2005, 09:52 PM

Unfortunately, Eru noticed this and switched the station back to an emergency-only world that he saved on his TiVo, with blander less complicated confections all wipped up whilst watching his favorite cooking show: "30 minute worlds for any impending doom or else..." and in part with the season premiere of Little Britian...

~ Aesthete

Glirdan · 08-31-2005, 09:57 PM

Fourtunately, Eru noticed the slight clash between the "fourtunately's" of Gil and Glirdy and the "unfourtunately" of Ka and he started a whole new world once again and this time he made sure there was no Ring of Power.

THE Ka · 08-31-2005, 10:03 PM

Unfortunately, Eru was about to sit on his favourite sofa and finish watching 'All my annoying Varda Children' when suddenly some of the previous world which had refused the fate of the food compactor, spewed out the ring and into the new one whilst he just shrugged and continued to see if Aule could work out his constant neglect to Yavanna's garden that he was supposed to water whilst she was away...

~ Aesthete

Boromir88 · 08-31-2005, 10:42 PM

Fortunately, the food compacters explosion caused enough force to launch the ring from Valinor to the Old Forest and right into Tom Bombadil's lap.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-01-2005, 04:00 AM

Unfortunately, as he did not care about it, he sold it to a passing Nazgûl.

Glirdan · 09-01-2005, 06:53 AM

Fourtunately, the Nazgul was actually Frodo dressed up like one so he could get launched into Mordor without being conspicuous.

Meneltarmacil · 09-01-2005, 09:46 AM

Unfortunately, the catapult was too powerful and launched Frodo into outer space.

Glirdan · 09-01-2005, 09:49 AM

Fourtunately, he became a pinball, started bouncing off of the planets and landed in Mordor.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-01-2005, 09:56 AM

Unfortunately, he landed on a Mordor Catapult and was fired back to Rivendel.

Glirdan · 09-01-2005, 10:01 AM

Fourtunately, the Mordor catapults weren't as strong as the others and he got launched into the Anduin.

Boromir88 · 09-01-2005, 10:58 AM

Unfortunately, whilst being launched into the Anduin it was such a powerful force Frodo hit his head off a rock at the bottom, passed out and drowned. The Ring was back at the bottom of the River once again.

Glirdan · 09-01-2005, 10:59 AM

Fourtunately, this time, the Ring got caught up in the current and got carried down the Anduin.

THE Ka · 09-01-2005, 11:22 AM

Unfortunately, Tom Bombadil found the ring again whilst on yet another errand for the very flaky Goldberry, and this time had a full background check on the Nazgul he gave it to, warning him to be careful with it next time leaving the Nazgul in a rather stupified pose...

~ Aesthete

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-01-2005, 11:24 AM

Fortunately, this was a good thing.

Glirdan · 09-01-2005, 01:11 PM

Unfourtunately, the full back ground check was flawed and he still managed to give the Ring to one of Sauron's Nazgul.

The Elf-warrior · 09-01-2005, 08:15 PM

Fortunately that was exactly what Tom Bombadil wanted to happen.

08-31-2005, 03:01 PM	#1241
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, it was too high up for him to reach or climb to... and of course he couldn't fly as he had no wings. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-31-2005, 03:07 PM	#1243
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Fortunately a stinky balrog came and all teh other balrogs fainted and made Stinky Balrog vey sad and he had to go live alone in the forest... poor umm... Johnny the Stinky Balrog, poor poor Johnny... no friends, no family, alone because of his stinkiness __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-31-2005, 03:09 PM	#1245
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately the woman balrog was actually gandalf uncloaked... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-31-2005, 03:24 PM	#1246
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fourtunately, Johnny was blind. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-31-2005, 03:32 PM	#1247
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, they were standing on the Bridge of Khazad-Dum and Gandalf broke it. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-31-2005, 03:04 PM	#1242
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, more Balrogs came along and they stood on each others shoulers utnil the could reach the Ring.

08-31-2005, 03:08 PM	#1244
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately for Johnny, he found a woman Balrog who was just as stinky and they got married and lived happily ever after.

08-31-2005, 03:55 PM	#1248
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Gandalf turned into a bird and said "I'm no fool! I shall fly!"

08-31-2005, 03:59 PM	#1249
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the bird he turned into was an ostrich, and so he started falling. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-31-2005, 04:01 PM	#1250
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, when Gandalf broke the bridge, the Ring fell with them.

08-31-2005, 04:24 PM	#1251
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately Johnny the Stinky balrog got the ring, and everyone that tried to get it from him fainted __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-31-2005, 04:26 PM	#1252
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately Johnny the stinky Balrog died of a very sudden heart attack and never lived agan. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” Last edited by Kath; 08-31-2005 at 04:27 PM. Reason: don't you just hate double-posting

08-31-2005, 04:37 PM	#1253
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the water had been drained out of Khazad-Dum, and Gandalf, who was falling into the chasm, landed on some particularly jagged rocks. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-31-2005, 04:45 PM	#1254
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Johnny!!!! way to go Kath, now i'm sad, i felt for Johnny... Fortunately everyone turned on Kath and cahsed her out of the land because of their love for Johnny, and became the greatest allies ever and made a Johnny shrine...THE END __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-31-2005, 04:48 PM	#1255
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately Gil soon realised that he could not end the story because the Ring was still out there. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

08-31-2005, 05:01 PM	#1256
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Fortunately Gil did realize that he could bring Johnny back too life(did) and threaten to kick kath out of Gil-Galads Angel's __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-31-2005, 05:14 PM	#1257
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately (for Gil-Galad), Meneltarmacil red-buttoned Gil-Galad into a black hole and caused Johnny the Balrog to explode. __________________ I ♣ baby seals. Last edited by Meneltarmacil; 08-31-2005 at 05:18 PM.

08-31-2005, 05:28 PM	#1258
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 632	Fortunately, the fate of the world did not depend wholly on what happened to Gil and Johnny. __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)

08-31-2005, 07:42 PM	#1259
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, the Ring got thrown into the Fires of Mount Doom by Frodo and when it did, the whole fate of the world did depend on what happened to Gil and Johnny.

08-31-2005, 08:37 PM	#1260
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . someone realised that the entire story about the Ring was just a horrible practical joke by a few unclad Ainur--Gandalf included, of course. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-31-2005, 08:41 PM	#1261
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, the fate of the world still depeneded on Gil and Johnny.

08-31-2005, 09:39 PM	#1262
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . there was no "world", and therefore, no "fate of the world". Wait, I think this is unfortunate. shrugs Oh, well. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-31-2005, 09:51 PM	#1263
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Eru had a back up plan ( ) and he transfered everybody to another planet.

08-31-2005, 09:52 PM	#1264
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	well whatever Fortunately they were only commercials about the one ring, so them ain program continued... "The adventuers of Gil-Galad and Johnny the Stinky Balrog" i'm so wwriting about that... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-31-2005, 09:52 PM	#1265
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Well, try this... Unfortunately, Eru noticed this and switched the station back to an emergency-only world that he saved on his TiVo, with blander less complicated confections all wipped up whilst watching his favorite cooking show: "30 minute worlds for any impending doom or else..." and in part with the season premiere of Little Britian... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? Last edited by THE Ka; 08-31-2005 at 09:58 PM.

08-31-2005, 09:57 PM	#1266
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Eru noticed the slight clash between the "fourtunately's" of Gil and Glirdy and the "unfourtunately" of Ka and he started a whole new world once again and this time he made sure there was no Ring of Power.

08-31-2005, 10:03 PM	#1267
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	...As I was saying Unfortunately, Eru was about to sit on his favourite sofa and finish watching 'All my annoying Varda Children' when suddenly some of the previous world which had refused the fate of the food compactor, spewed out the ring and into the new one whilst he just shrugged and continued to see if Aule could work out his constant neglect to Yavanna's garden that he was supposed to water whilst she was away... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? Last edited by THE Ka; 08-31-2005 at 10:09 PM.

08-31-2005, 10:42 PM	#1268
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Fortunately, the food compacters explosion caused enough force to launch the ring from Valinor to the Old Forest and right into Tom Bombadil's lap. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-01-2005, 04:00 AM	#1269
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, as he did not care about it, he sold it to a passing Nazgûl. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-01-2005, 06:53 AM	#1270
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, the Nazgul was actually Frodo dressed up like one so he could get launched into Mordor without being conspicuous.

09-01-2005, 09:46 AM	#1271
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the catapult was too powerful and launched Frodo into outer space. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-01-2005, 09:49 AM	#1272
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, he became a pinball, started bouncing off of the planets and landed in Mordor. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-01-2005, 09:56 AM	#1273
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, he landed on a Mordor Catapult and was fired back to Rivendel. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-01-2005, 10:01 AM	#1274
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, the Mordor catapults weren't as strong as the others and he got launched into the Anduin. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-01-2005, 10:58 AM	#1275
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Unfortunately, whilst being launched into the Anduin it was such a powerful force Frodo hit his head off a rock at the bottom, passed out and drowned. The Ring was back at the bottom of the River once again. __________________ Fenris Penguin