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Old 10-22-2003, 08:54 PM   #1
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... looks a bit peeky
Yes indeed, being "peeky" is a bad thing. We all know what happened to the legendary Peeping Tom.

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his father died and married again
Hmm.... I didn't know necrophilia existed among the Elves!
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.
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Old 04-12-2004, 06:13 AM   #2
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Arrh... a Downer after me own heart. It was once said that the best ambassador is a Man O' War!
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Old 04-17-2004, 03:47 AM   #3
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Dragons do reproduce by lying eggs. Thus it is quiet possible to bread them.
Hush! We're enjoying our breaded filet of dragon - at least, if they didn't lie about the eggs...
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Old 05-17-2004, 11:51 AM   #4
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Ah, such fine tails of.. um.. deadness!
Oh, jees, that one was me!! *Slaps forehead, bangs head against wall* Stupid! *BANG* Stupid! *BANG* Stupid! *BANG* Ow.

~Maeg and her dead tail
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Old 07-15-2004, 06:35 AM   #5
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This one is tricky, admittedly...
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Anglo Saxon annunciation
...announcing the enunciation?!
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Old 11-17-2003, 02:39 PM   #6
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Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!
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...and yet another variation on a popular homophone:
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Gandalf is the barer of this ring.
I can just see the movie version: 'The Naked Ring'! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 12-01-2003, 05:11 AM   #7
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you never seize to amaze me
Amazement seizes me...
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Old 12-10-2003, 03:34 PM   #8
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Not sure if this counts as a homophone (at least in most peoples' version of the English language), but in case you thought that Éowyn's bower was "a hutch to trammel some wild thing in", it seems you were sadly mistaken. It actually reads:
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A hushed, tremmelsome, wild thing.
That tremmelsome young Éowyn. She's probably the most tremmelsome of all the tremmelous characters in the whole tremlogy, I mean trilogy.
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Old 12-12-2003, 03:16 PM   #9
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Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!
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A little known fact about one of the Ainur - Morgoth was a baker!!
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They were bread by Melkor.
It sounds like he specialized in gingerbread men, perhaps? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'
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Old 01-28-2004, 03:27 AM   #10
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Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!
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Hear I come
Perhaps there's only a comma missing to remind us to listen for an arrival? "Hear, I come!"
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to sale into the West
Oooh, special offers in Valinor? Or are the Valar buying something from M-E??

(Now, we don't mention names here, but I got a kick out of the fact that both of these typos came from authors who are involved in a serious writing project that started on the Downs... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] )
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'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'
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Old 01-29-2004, 11:41 AM   #11
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'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'
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Old 02-06-2004, 09:05 PM   #12
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The perennial favourite makes yet another appearance ...

Gandalf exposed in Rohan!

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Gandalf arranged him to be there to bare him to Meduseld.
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Old 02-07-2004, 08:45 AM   #13
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Butt I think there is an alternative.
Did you just call me Butt?

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And he roled down the mountain.
Doesn't sound as painful as rolling.

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I am the I of Sauron!
So where's the A of Sauron? Actually, Sauron doesn't have an I. S-A-U-R-O-N

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When in doubt, yous your knows.
I'm not touching the grammar in that one.
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Old 03-03-2004, 10:02 PM   #14
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Estel, the name given by a mother to a son she hoped would accomplish great feets
Hmm... how does one accomplish a foot? Was Aragorn leaping about or something? Did Gilraen want him to become Middle-earth's resident Leap-frog champion?
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Old 03-04-2004, 07:09 PM   #15
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hear's one:Hear here! (slightly copied....but its still fresh off the vine)
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Это - российская вещь, Вы не поняли бы.

Вы - пончик желе!

Я оказался снова.

Частное сообщение меня, если Вы понимаете.
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Old 03-07-2004, 11:03 AM   #16
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Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!
Here's a new twist to one of our favorite homophones:
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Both could bare arms
Where I live, it's still too cold for sleeveless tops...
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Old 03-29-2004, 12:39 PM   #17
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a grate addition to Melkor's fours
I'm puzzled - grated cheese and petit fours don't go together very well...
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Old 03-29-2004, 02:52 PM   #18
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But i think we should look more into Middle Earth itself, and so I think that Tolkien is trying to show this, with so may characters turning to evil and only a few taking the 'wise' root and turning from it.
Did it belong to the Tree of Good and Evil? And should we all become gardeners?

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Yet more misused homophones.......
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Ah, such fine tails of.. um.. deadness!
For myself, I'd rather not have a dead tail.

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And that time when I fell in a whole
Yes, but did you complete the entire fall?
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Old 03-30-2004, 05:11 PM   #20
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Sam 'herd' a burst of 'horse' singing, blaring of horns, banging of gongs, a hideous clamour.

Yes, I think that hearing a herd of orcs singing like horses would be a hideous clamour!
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