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Boromir88 · 09-29-2005, 05:25 AM

Unfortunately, Boromir88 led a fanatical cult of Monks to overthrow Eru and place Nilp back as supreme deity.

Glirdan · 09-29-2005, 05:48 AM

Fourtunately, this was a good thing (again) because Nilp liked Glirdy's poetry and he turned him back out of his slug form. YAY Nilp!!!

Boromir88 · 09-29-2005, 05:57 AM

Unfortunatly, with their job accomplished, and no skills, or nothing left to do. Boromir and his radical monks annoyed the heck out of Nilp and Glirdan.

The Perky Ent · 09-29-2005, 02:51 PM

Fortunatly, they were the Monty Python monks, and Nil and Glirdan decided they could deel with it so long as the monks kept banging their heads.

Gil-Galad · 09-29-2005, 04:37 PM

Unfortunately the Monks weren't banging their heads till tomorrow

Glirdan · 09-29-2005, 05:42 PM

Fourtunately, Glirdan could wiat. After all, writing poetry takes patience, so he lots of that. As for Nilp....

The Perky Ent · 09-29-2005, 05:58 PM

...as said, Nil couldn't wait, and in his fiery pain, cast himself into a burning chasm along with the simaril (dont' ask how he got it)

The Elf-warrior · 09-29-2005, 07:00 PM

Fortunately this whole thing about Eru being dethroned was one of the Mouth of Sauron's fever dreams.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-29-2005, 07:13 PM

. . . the Mouth of Sauron doesn't have fever--he has gingivitis.

Glirdan · 09-29-2005, 07:24 PM

Fourtunately, he soon had The Mouth of Sauron's Dentist over and he got rid of the nassty gingivitis. Yes he did preciouss.

The Perky Ent · 09-29-2005, 08:41 PM

Unfortunatly, there was no cure in Middle Earth for the hickups, and so it was from the one hickup to rule them all that the mouth of sauron died!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-29-2005, 08:51 PM

. . . Sauron started speaking through his eye.

Glirdan · 09-29-2005, 08:53 PM

Unfourtunately, when he was speaking through his eys, he couldn't talk. Then, one day, he tried doing both and he imploded.

The 1,000 Reader · 09-29-2005, 09:04 PM

Fortunately, that was for the better good.

The Elf-warrior · 09-29-2005, 09:19 PM

Unfortunately he exploded one day and killed the carpet cleaner.

The 1,000 Reader · 09-29-2005, 11:20 PM

Fortunately, the carpet cleaner was an evil orc who didn't do his job so that was also a good thing.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-29-2005, 11:48 PM

Unfortunately, he also killed Frodo!

Eonwe · 09-30-2005, 07:04 AM

Fortunately, it didn't matter, because frodo had teh ring and it was also destroyed. so sauron died with frodo.

Kath · 09-30-2005, 10:53 AM

Unfortunately this was not the case because when Sauron exploded he, the carpet cleaner, Frodo and the Ring all broke up into tiny tiny pieces which then all came back together in one body so Sauron technically had the Ring.

Eonwe · 09-30-2005, 10:57 AM

Fortunately, when the carpet cleaner, frodo and the ring combined, something was created that was so powerful that not even sauron could combat it. It (as it was known as) dethrowned Nilp and Glirdan, and banished the annoying monks.

Glirdan · 09-30-2005, 02:02 PM

Unfourtunately, Nilp, Glirdan and Boro and his monks had a stronger resistance to things that explode then come back together and create new things and thus, they were not overthrown.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-30-2005, 02:05 PM

Fortunately, while all this was going on, Gandalf was able to take over Bag End, (as Frodo was no more), so no Sack-vills could get in.

The Perky Ent · 09-30-2005, 03:06 PM

Unfortunatly, Saruman had taken the old forest first, and Gandalf was stuck with the midgewater marshes

Glirdan · 09-30-2005, 06:25 PM

Fourtunatley, Gandalf used the midges to attack Saruman and take over Bag-End.

The Elf-warrior · 09-30-2005, 08:17 PM

Unfortunately the midges felt sorry for Saruman and attacked Gandalf.

Glirdan · 10-01-2005, 08:48 AM

Fourtunately, Gandalf was actually Sauron. So Gandalf was safe.

The Perky Ent · 10-01-2005, 12:44 PM

Unfortunatly, Tom Bombadil was really the mortal disguise for Eru, and he killed all the Maiar living in Middle Earth!

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-01-2005, 12:59 PM

Fortunately, this meant no more Sauron, so the world was safe!

Glirdan · 10-01-2005, 01:18 PM

Unfourtunately, this also meant no Gandalf, Saruman, Radagast, Pallando and Alatar as well.

Boromir88 · 10-01-2005, 01:29 PM

Fortunately no one cared about the 5 Istari.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-01-2005, 01:40 PM

Unfortunately, Jim the Troll did, and went on a rampage, killing thousands.

Glirdan · 10-01-2005, 02:16 PM

Fourtuately, everyone was visiting Valinor at the time.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-01-2005, 02:20 PM

Unfortunately, 'everyone' included Jim the Troll.

Meneltarmacil · 10-01-2005, 02:51 PM

Fortunately, Bob the Troll hit Jim the Troll over the head with his club.

Eonwe · 10-01-2005, 02:54 PM

Unfortunately, bill the troll killed bob and went on a rampage to avenge jim's bruised head.

Meneltarmacil · 10-01-2005, 02:56 PM

Fortunately, the sun came up and the trolls all turned to stone.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-01-2005, 03:00 PM

Unfortunately, because of the position they were frozen in, they were now continuously swearing at Varda, and Manwe got so angry that he blew up half of Middle Earth.

Eonwe · 10-01-2005, 03:08 PM

fortunately, the half he blew up was mordor and harad. so everyone cool in middle-earth survived, but everyone who was retarted was destroyed.

Glirdan · 10-01-2005, 03:48 PM

Unfourtunately, Legolas was still there.

Boromir88 · 10-01-2005, 03:49 PM

I like Glirdan's better, so I'll go off that...

Fortunately, Legolas was killed by a rock from the blast.

09-29-2005, 05:25 AM	#1881
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Unfortunately, Boromir88 led a fanatical cult of Monks to overthrow Eru and place Nilp back as supreme deity. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-29-2005, 05:48 AM	#1882
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, this was a good thing (again) because Nilp liked Glirdy's poetry and he turned him back out of his slug form. YAY Nilp!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-29-2005, 05:57 AM	#1883
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Unfortunatly, with their job accomplished, and no skills, or nothing left to do. Boromir and his radical monks annoyed the heck out of Nilp and Glirdan. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-29-2005, 02:51 PM	#1884
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, they were the Monty Python monks, and Nil and Glirdan decided they could deel with it so long as the monks kept banging their heads. __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-29-2005, 04:37 PM	#1885
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately the Monks weren't banging their heads till tomorrow __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-29-2005, 05:42 PM	#1886
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Glirdan could wiat. After all, writing poetry takes patience, so he lots of that. As for Nilp.... __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-29-2005, 05:58 PM	#1887
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly... ...as said, Nil couldn't wait, and in his fiery pain, cast himself into a burning chasm along with the simaril (dont' ask how he got it) __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-29-2005, 07:00 PM	#1888
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately this whole thing about Eru being dethroned was one of the Mouth of Sauron's fever dreams. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-29-2005, 07:13 PM	#1889
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . the Mouth of Sauron doesn't have fever--he has gingivitis. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-29-2005, 07:24 PM	#1890
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, he soon had The Mouth of Sauron's Dentist over and he got rid of the nassty gingivitis. Yes he did preciouss. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-29-2005, 08:41 PM	#1891
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, there was no cure in Middle Earth for the hickups, and so it was from the one hickup to rule them all that the mouth of sauron died! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-29-2005, 08:51 PM	#1892
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . Sauron started speaking through his eye. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-29-2005, 08:53 PM	#1893
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, when he was speaking through his eys, he couldn't talk. Then, one day, he tried doing both and he imploded. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-29-2005, 09:04 PM	#1894
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, that was for the better good.

09-29-2005, 09:19 PM	#1895
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately he exploded one day and killed the carpet cleaner. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-29-2005, 11:20 PM	#1896
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, the carpet cleaner was an evil orc who didn't do his job so that was also a good thing.

09-29-2005, 11:48 PM	#1897
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, he also killed Frodo! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-30-2005, 07:04 AM	#1898
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunately, it didn't matter, because frodo had teh ring and it was also destroyed. so sauron died with frodo. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

09-30-2005, 10:53 AM	#1899
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately this was not the case because when Sauron exploded he, the carpet cleaner, Frodo and the Ring all broke up into tiny tiny pieces which then all came back together in one body so Sauron technically had the Ring. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-30-2005, 10:57 AM	#1900
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunately, when the carpet cleaner, frodo and the ring combined, something was created that was so powerful that not even sauron could combat it. It (as it was known as) dethrowned Nilp and Glirdan, and banished the annoying monks. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

09-30-2005, 02:02 PM	#1901
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, Nilp, Glirdan and Boro and his monks had a stronger resistance to things that explode then come back together and create new things and thus, they were not overthrown. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-30-2005, 02:05 PM	#1902
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, while all this was going on, Gandalf was able to take over Bag End, (as Frodo was no more), so no Sack-vills could get in. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-30-2005, 03:06 PM	#1903
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, Saruman had taken the old forest first, and Gandalf was stuck with the midgewater marshes __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-30-2005, 06:25 PM	#1904
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunatley, Gandalf used the midges to attack Saruman and take over Bag-End. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-30-2005, 08:17 PM	#1905
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the midges felt sorry for Saruman and attacked Gandalf. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-01-2005, 08:48 AM	#1906
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	My 800th post!!! YES!!! Fourtunately, Gandalf was actually Sauron. So Gandalf was safe. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-01-2005, 12:44 PM	#1907
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, Tom Bombadil was really the mortal disguise for Eru, and he killed all the Maiar living in Middle Earth! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

10-01-2005, 12:59 PM	#1908
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, this meant no more Sauron, so the world was safe! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-01-2005, 01:18 PM	#1909
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, this also meant no Gandalf, Saruman, Radagast, Pallando and Alatar as well. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-01-2005, 01:29 PM	#1910
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Fortunately no one cared about the 5 Istari. __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-01-2005, 01:40 PM	#1911
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Jim the Troll did, and went on a rampage, killing thousands. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-01-2005, 02:16 PM	#1912
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtuately, everyone was visiting Valinor at the time. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-01-2005, 02:20 PM	#1913
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, 'everyone' included Jim the Troll. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-01-2005, 02:51 PM	#1914
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Bob the Troll hit Jim the Troll over the head with his club. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-01-2005, 02:54 PM	#1915
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortunately, bill the troll killed bob and went on a rampage to avenge jim's bruised head. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!