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Anguirel · 03-06-2006, 08:32 AM

The riddle of the Entwives is solved...they ran off en masse to cohabit with that Don Giovanni Smeagol...

The Only Real Estel · 03-06-2006, 12:04 PM

Gollum: "No I'm not done yet!!!"

Bêthberry · 03-06-2006, 12:20 PM

Gollem: "Eat tree bark? What do you think I am? A vegetarian?"

OR:

Gollem to Tollers: "What? You want me to pose touching this pinus nigra for my last picture?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-08-2006, 12:47 AM

Gollum was pleased with his new false beard.

OR A Blackadder rip off:

When Gollum spent five hours talking to a dead rabbit, Frodo hat to say it:

Frodo: Gollum, your brain is like the five-headed haddock faced beast of Aberdeen.

Gollum: In what way?

Frodo: It doesn’t exist.

THE Ka · 03-08-2006, 01:23 AM

Sam: Let's go!

Frodo: We can't.

Sam: Why not?

Frodo: We're waiting for Gandalf.

Sam: Gah!

~ Aesthete

Gothmog · 03-08-2006, 04:29 AM

Sam: Is that who I think it is?
Frodo in a very tired voice: Yes, it's Gandalf. Uncloaking again...

OR

Sam: Is that what I think it is?
Frodo in an almost as tired voice: Yes, it's <insert mountain/city name> on wheels...

Holbytlass · 03-08-2006, 03:45 PM

Ron and Harry are dismayed that the dementors have allied with the blackriders.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gothmog

Sam: Is that who I think it is?
Frodo in a very tired voice: Yes, it's Gandalf. Uncloaking again...

OR

Sam: Is that what I think it is?
Frodo in an almost as tired voice: Yes, it's <insert mountain/city name> on wheels...

You forgot:

Sam: This isn't Mordor
Frodo: I hate Mapquest.

The Only Real Estel · 03-08-2006, 03:59 PM

At the 5th Annual Shire Dance

Sam: "I claim that hot blonde!"

Frodo: Dang it!! I was about to claim her!!

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 03-08-2006, 04:37 AM

"But where our hearts truly lie is in peace and quiet and good, tilled earth. For all Hobbits share a love of things that grow."

Frodo: Look at how the grass grows.

Sam: Sweet.

Meela · 03-08-2006, 04:46 AM

Those Rangers were so well hidden that until they stood up, Frodo and Sam never realised they were lying on top of them.

Frodo: Do you hear something?
Sam: Hear what?
Frodo: It sounds like "mmmmphh!!"...

OR

It wasn't the oliphaunts themselves that surprised them, but the fact that they turned out to be only two inches tall.

Gandalf_the _white · 03-08-2006, 05:53 AM

i can't see it!!

it sounds a good one as well

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-08-2006, 06:13 AM

Sam: Five pieces of lembas say that's Gandalf uncloaking--again.

Frodo: Nu-uh. The Ring says it's Bombadil all in pink.

Gurthang · 03-08-2006, 10:23 AM

Frodo: "Sam, you're in my bubble!"

OR

Sam: "Why are we searching for a needle again?"
Frodo: "I already told you: it's an old saying, if you find a haystack you have to search through it for a needle. I don't know why, but we have to do it."

OR

(LotR meets Alice in Wonderland)
Sam: "Did you see that! That little girl just chased that rabbit into a hole and then went into the hole after it!"
Frodo: "Yeah, I think it was wearing her jacket, too!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-08-2006, 11:11 AM

Try this:

Frodo said he'd rather watch grass grow then listen to Sam's lecture on 'taters.

OR

Sam: Zulus. Thousands of them!

Frodo: Wait till you see the whites of their eyes.

Sam: And if they keep their eyes closed?

Frodo: Then we're stuck.

The Only Real Estel · 03-08-2006, 11:27 AM

Sam: "Why are we hiding again?"

Frodo: "The Lal/Saucie/Kuru Alliance of Ultra-DOOM and The League of Extraordinary Barrow-Downers are recruiting again..."

Formendacil · 03-08-2006, 12:31 PM

Frodo and Sam hang on desperately for dear life, as they crawl through Denethor's golf course on their way to the cockpit of Minas Tirith.

Frodo: "I think he's exceeding the speed limit, Sam!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-08-2006, 01:26 PM

Frodo and Sam watch from a safe vantage spot as two Balrogs (one winged, the other non winged) battle it out!

OR

Sam: Big as a house. Grey as a mouse...

Frodo: That's no way to talk about Gandalf. I know he's let himself go recently, but 'big as a house' is really taking it too far.

Maeggaladiel · 03-08-2006, 01:42 PM

Frodo and Sam go small game hunting.

Sam: Look! Is that a Coccinella septempunctata?

Frodo: Why yes it is! Septempunctata, the common European Ladybug! Would you look at the spots on that beauty? Quick Sam, fetch my rifle!

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-10-2006, 08:44 AM

In the background, one Rohan soldier got his helmet stuck in a horse's tale.

OR

Théoden: I am your king! I demand a sandwich!

OR even:

Eowyn: Wow. That's how tall Hobbits are.

Bêthberry · 03-10-2006, 08:48 AM

Eowyn: "Gimli, if you could find my missing Barrow Downs credit card I would be ever so grateful."

Credits to Hookbill for posting just now.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-10-2006, 12:21 PM

Eowyn: I don't know how to tell you this. But I'm afraid your Grandfather will never walk again.

Gimli: ... ... ... That’s my mother.

Eowyn:

OR

Théoden: All right! No one is to go to war, until I blow this whistle!

Eowyn: I thought you hid that thing!

mormegil · 03-10-2006, 01:14 PM

Eowyn: Look into my eyes and tell me that you love me not, Gimli, Gloin's son, most noble of the dwarven race. I gave you my heart and you have given me naught but sorrow, if you can look at me and tell that you do not have love for me then I will desist. But search your heart or bearded one, for you know that you love me and that this union is destined to be the first of it's kind.

Gimli: Ummm...all I wanted was more ale.

The Only Real Estel · 03-10-2006, 01:22 PM

Eowyn: "What's with that headline down there? We're not "making friends" at all, I'm asking you where Aragorn is!! Gossip these days...

"

Parmastahir · 03-10-2006, 06:59 PM

"Let's see?!? You got three golden hairs from Galadriel. From me, you got the tips of two fingers!!! What are you up to, Master Dwarf???"

Gurthang · 03-10-2006, 11:48 PM

Gimli and Eowyn decided to donate hair, and they're doing it together so they can give each other morale support.

OR

Eowyn: "Is this a proposal!"
Gimli: "Heck no! Whatever gave you that idea?!"
Eowyn: "Well, you are kneeling..."
Gimli: "I'm standing straight up!"
Eowyn:

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-14-2006, 10:16 AM

Some will go anywhere for a bit of spare change.

Frodo: Look, for the last time, will you stop following me! I don't have any money! If you'll excuse me, there is a giant spider after me!

OR

Frodo: Why do I get the feeling I'm being watched?

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-15-2006, 12:41 AM

Frodo: Look, I think this has gone on long enough!

Four hours after the end of the battle of the Black Gate, these four Orcs were still waiting to get to Mordor.

Orc1: I told you we should have got a taxi.

OR

Orc1: Are you sure this is a real bus stop? We've been here for 5 days.

Orc2: We're not moving! As soon as we do, three Busses will come all at once!

Lhunardawen · 03-15-2006, 02:43 AM

Despite all his flatteries, Sauron's "Search for the Beautiful Orc" pageant was not at all a hit.

Lalwendë · 03-15-2006, 03:06 AM

Frodo and Sam soon found that trying to disguise themselves as Orcs in Mordor was a big mistake as they encountered an Orcish picket line and had to endure the cries of "scab! scab! scab!" as they tried to pass through.

OR

Orcs: "What do we want? Mithril vests! When do we want them? Now!"

narfforc · 03-15-2006, 03:42 AM

First Orc to Others:Those are really nasty weapons you got there, but why have I got this stupid bus sign to kill elves with?

HerenIstarion · 03-15-2006, 04:19 AM

Ultra Violet Ray Protection Association partisans on the beach:

Attraction by active practice is the key! We bathe clothed and greased. Take heart and tell us you won't...

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-15-2006, 05:41 AM

The Jokes keep on Comin'

Orc1: Why is it that only the sign post has a shadow?

OR

Orc4: Hay, anyone like my green lion mane?

OR yet
(It has to be done)

The Orcs await Mount Zoom to drive by to pick them up.

**The Saucepan Man** · 03-15-2006, 06:14 AM

Bilbo's choice of security for his Long Expected Party gave rise to some consternation within the Shire.

Holbytlass · 03-15-2006, 06:31 AM

orc2: The sign says "ordinary"
orc3: No way, it says "wolf"
orc4: Arrgh, let's just kill them all!
orc1: that means we win!

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-17-2006, 12:30 AM

Gandalf ignored the sign that the guard was holding, saying,

Quote:

"Warning, bridge not finished".

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-17-2006, 12:42 AM

Gandalf: See that Hobbit over there?

Gondor Gary: Yes, sir.

Gandalf: I'll give you five gold pieces if you push him off the wall.

Gondor Gary: Money first.

mormegil · 03-17-2006, 01:30 AM

Peace negotiations failed after Sauron declared that a term MUST be written in that Gandalf remained cloaked at all times. He wouldn't hear of it!

Holbytlass · 03-17-2006, 05:33 AM

Gandalf: Walk to Rivendell, my foot!! I'd like to see those dead people try the Gandalf challenge="Run to Minas Tirith with a 1000 foot fall fighting a Balrog Challenge"!!

Gandalf_the _white · 03-17-2006, 07:20 AM

grr i can't see the new one

and i luv this thread (i always look here first when i log on

)

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-17-2006, 07:19 AM

Gandalf: I must get to that nursery school before Denathor begins his fire safety lessons!

OR
You may think this is in bad taste...

Gandalf: I must get to that nursery school to teach those kids about cloaks!

Guard:

03-06-2006, 08:32 AM	#1
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	The riddle of the Entwives is solved...they ran off en masse to cohabit with that Don Giovanni Smeagol... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

03-06-2006, 12:20 PM	#3
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,007	Gollem: "Eat tree bark? What do you think I am? A vegetarian?" OR: Gollem to Tollers: "What? You want me to pose touching this pinus nigra for my last picture?" __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

03-08-2006, 12:47 AM	#4
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gollum was pleased with his new false beard. OR A Blackadder rip off: When Gollum spent five hours talking to a dead rabbit, Frodo hat to say it: Frodo: Gollum, your brain is like the five-headed haddock faced beast of Aberdeen. Gollum: In what way? Frodo: It doesn’t exist. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-08-2006, 01:23 AM	#5
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Waiting for Gandalf... Sam: Let's go! Frodo: We can't. Sam: Why not? Frodo: We're waiting for Gandalf. Sam: Gah! ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

03-08-2006, 04:29 AM	#6
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Just so no-one else need to post the obvious... Sam: Is that who I think it is? Frodo in a very tired voice: Yes, it's Gandalf. Uncloaking again... OR Sam: Is that what I think it is? Frodo in an almost as tired voice: Yes, it's <insert mountain/city name> on wheels... __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

03-06-2006, 12:04 PM	#2
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gollum: "No I'm not* done yet!!!*"

03-08-2006, 03:59 PM	#8
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	You can see the disappointment in Frodo's eyes... At the 5th Annual Shire Dance Sam: "I claim that hot blonde!" Frodo: Dang it!! I was about to claim her!!

03-08-2006, 04:37 AM	#9
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	"But where our hearts truly lie is in peace and quiet and good, tilled earth. For all Hobbits share a love of things that grow." Frodo: Look at how the grass grows. Sam: Sweet. __________________ Fenris Wolf

03-08-2006, 04:46 AM	#10
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Those Rangers were so well hidden that until they stood up, Frodo and Sam never realised they were lying on top of them. Frodo: Do you hear something? Sam: Hear what? Frodo: It sounds like "mmmmphh!!"... OR It wasn't the oliphaunts themselves that surprised them, but the fact that they turned out to be only two inches tall. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. Last edited by Meela; 03-08-2006 at 08:49 AM.

03-08-2006, 05:53 AM	#11
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	i can't see it!! it sounds a good one as well

03-08-2006, 06:13 AM	#12
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Place your bets! Sam: Five pieces of lembas say that's Gandalf uncloaking--again. Frodo: Nu-uh. The Ring says it's Bombadil all in pink. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-08-2006, 10:23 AM	#13
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Frodo: "Sam, you're in my bubble!" OR Sam: "Why are we searching for a needle again?" Frodo: "I already told you: it's an old saying, if you find a haystack you have to search through it for a needle. I don't know why, but we have to do it." OR (LotR meets Alice in Wonderland) Sam: "Did you see that! That little girl just chased that rabbit into a hole and then went into the hole after it!" Frodo: "Yeah, I think it was wearing her jacket, too!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

03-08-2006, 11:11 AM	#14
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Try this: Frodo said he'd rather watch grass grow then listen to Sam's lecture on 'taters. OR Sam: Zulus. Thousands of them! Frodo: Wait till you see the whites of their eyes. Sam: And if they keep their eyes closed? Frodo: Then we're stuck. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-08-2006, 11:27 AM	#15
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Draft Dodgers? Sam: "Why are we hiding again?" Frodo: "The Lal/Saucie/Kuru Alliance of Ultra-DOOM and The League of Extraordinary Barrow-Downers are recruiting again..."

03-08-2006, 12:31 PM	#16
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,330	I have no idea where this came from... Frodo and Sam hang on desperately for dear life, as they crawl through Denethor's golf course on their way to the cockpit of Minas Tirith. Frodo: "I think he's exceeding the speed limit, Sam!" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

03-08-2006, 01:26 PM	#17
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo and Sam watch from a safe vantage spot as two Balrogs (one winged, the other non winged) battle it out! OR Sam: Big as a house. Grey as a mouse... Frodo: That's no way to talk about Gandalf. I know he's let himself go recently, but 'big as a house' is really taking it too far. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-08-2006, 01:42 PM	#18
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Frodo and Sam go small game hunting. Sam: Look! Is that a Coccinella septempunctata? Frodo: Why yes it is! Septempunctata, the common European Ladybug! Would you look at the spots on that beauty? Quick Sam, fetch my rifle! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

03-10-2006, 08:44 AM	#19
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	In the background, one Rohan soldier got his helmet stuck in a horse's tale. OR Théoden: I am your king! I demand a sandwich! OR even: Eowyn: Wow. That's how tall Hobbits are. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-10-2006, 08:48 AM	#20
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,007	Eowyn: "Gimli, if you could find my missing Barrow Downs credit card I would be ever so grateful." Credits to Hookbill for posting just now. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

03-10-2006, 12:21 PM	#21
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Eowyn: I don't know how to tell you this. But I'm afraid your Grandfather will never walk again. Gimli: ... ... ... That’s my mother. Eowyn: OR Théoden: All right! No one is to go to war, until I blow this whistle! Eowyn: I thought you hid that thing! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-10-2006, 01:14 PM	#22
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Eowyn: Look into my eyes and tell me that you love me not, Gimli, Gloin's son, most noble of the dwarven race. I gave you my heart and you have given me naught but sorrow, if you can look at me and tell that you do not have love for me then I will desist. But search your heart or bearded one, for you know that you love me and that this union is destined to be the first of it's kind. Gimli: Ummm...all I wanted was more ale. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

03-10-2006, 01:22 PM	#23
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	I feel her pain... Eowyn: "What's with that headline down there? We're not "making friends" at all, I'm asking you where Aragorn is!! Gossip these days... "

03-10-2006, 06:59 PM	#24
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	"Let's see?!? You got three golden hairs from Galadriel. From me, you got the tips of two fingers!!! What are you up to, Master Dwarf???" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

03-10-2006, 11:48 PM	#25
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gimli and Eowyn decided to donate hair, and they're doing it together so they can give each other morale support. OR Eowyn: "Is this a proposal!" Gimli: "Heck no! Whatever gave you that idea?!" Eowyn: "Well, you are kneeling..." Gimli: "I'm standing straight up!" Eowyn: __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

03-14-2006, 10:16 AM	#26
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Some will go anywhere for a bit of spare change. Frodo: Look, for the last time, will you stop following me! I don't have any money! If you'll excuse me, there is a giant spider after me! OR Frodo: Why do I get the feeling I'm being watched? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-15-2006, 12:41 AM	#27
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo: Look, I think this has gone on long enough! Four hours after the end of the battle of the Black Gate, these four Orcs were still waiting to get to Mordor. Orc1: I told you we should have got a taxi. OR Orc1: Are you sure this is a real bus stop? We've been here for 5 days. Orc2: We're not moving! As soon as we do, three Busses will come all at once! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-15-2006, 02:43 AM	#28
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Despite all his flatteries, Sauron's "Search for the Beautiful Orc" pageant was not at all a hit.

03-15-2006, 03:06 AM	#29
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Frodo and Sam soon found that trying to disguise themselves as Orcs in Mordor was a big mistake as they encountered an Orcish picket line and had to endure the cries of "scab! scab! scab!" as they tried to pass through. OR Orcs: "What do we want? Mithril vests! When do we want them? Now!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-15-2006, 03:42 AM	#30
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	First Orc to Others:Those are really nasty weapons you got there, but why have I got this stupid bus sign to kill elves with? __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

03-15-2006, 04:19 AM	#31
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Tan is bad for health... UVRPA will care for yours! Ultra Violet Ray Protection Association partisans on the beach: Attraction by active practice is the key! We bathe clothed and greased. Take heart and tell us you won't... __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

03-15-2006, 05:41 AM	#32
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Jokes keep on Comin' Orc1: Why is it that only the sign post has a shadow? OR Orc4: Hay, anyone like my green lion mane? OR yet (It has to be done) The Orcs await Mount Zoom to drive by to pick them up. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-15-2006, 06:14 AM	#33
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Bilbo's choice of security for his Long Expected Party gave rise to some consternation within the Shire. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

03-15-2006, 06:31 AM	#34
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	orc2: The sign says "ordinary" orc3: No way, it says "wolf" orc4: Arrgh, let's just kill them all! orc1: that means we win! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

03-17-2006, 12:42 AM	#36
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Bribery. Gandalf: See that Hobbit over there? Gondor Gary: Yes, sir. Gandalf: I'll give you five gold pieces if you push him off the wall. Gondor Gary: Money first. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-17-2006, 01:30 AM	#37
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Peace negotiations failed after Sauron declared that a term MUST be written in that Gandalf remained cloaked at all times. He wouldn't hear of it! __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”