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#241 |
Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
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Gandalf: I am the power failure that deactivates the shield of doom.
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#242 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Saruman: I am the back up generator that cancels out the power failure.
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#243 |
Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
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Gandalf: I am the stick of dynamite that I shove into the back-up generator.
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#244 |
Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Saruman: I am the faulty fuse that keeps the dynamite stick from going off.
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#245 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Gandalf: I am the five other fuses that replace the first one.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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#246 |
Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Saruman: I am the error in production that makes all the fuses faulty.
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#247 |
Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
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Gandalf: I am the other stick of dynamite shoved into the back-up generator.
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#248 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the police that arrest the saboteur.
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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#249 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Gandalf: I am the police superintendent who orders the lower-ranking police to stand down.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx Last edited by High King Fingolfin; 07-03-2006 at 08:26 PM. Reason: Forgot a period |
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#250 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Saruman: I am the discovered corruption that gets the superintendent sacked.
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#251 |
Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
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Gandalf: I am the bribe that lets the superintendent keep his job.
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#252 |
Energetic Essence
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Saruman: I am the bribed who blackmails the briber into quitting.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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#253 |
Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
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Gandalf: I am the briber's intimidating mafia connections.
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#254 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Saruman: I am the day of the Don's daughter's wedding and so the bribed asks for protection.
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#255 |
Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
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Gandalf: I am the Don's refusal to protect the bribed.
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#256 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Saruma: I am the hitman who shoots the Don.
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#257 |
Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
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Gandalf: I am the hitman's broken alarm clock. He sleeps through the wedding.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the clown who spoils the wedding!
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Gandalf: I am the flat tire on the clown's car that makes him miss the wedding.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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Energetic Essence
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Saruman: I am the balloon which the clown used to make a tire out of.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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#261 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Gandalf: I am the bed of nails that the tire drives over and bursts.
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#262 |
Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
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Saruman: I am the lackey who was supposed to put down the bed of nails, but was so ecstatic over Italy's two last minute goals that I set the bed of nails on fire instead.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: I am the boss who fired the lackey!
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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#264 |
Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Saruman: I am a lawsuit claiming wrongful dismissal that is filed by the lackey.
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#265 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: I am the well documented history of the lackey's incompetence!
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#266 |
Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
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Saruman: I am the coffee that spills onto the documents!
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#267 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: I am the document recovery experts who recover the information!
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Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
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Saruman: I am the code used to encrypt the information!
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#269 |
Energetic Essence
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Gandalf: I am the hacker who hacks the code for the information.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the power surge that destroys the hacker's computer!
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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Gandalf: I am the hacker's secure backup computer that receives the information from the hacker's computer before it is destroyed by the power surge.
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#272 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Saruman: I am the pool of coke in which the back up computer lay, frying the mainframe.
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#273 |
Face in the Water
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Gandalf: I am the composting beetles that raise the temperature of the surrounding area enough to evaporate the pool of Coke!
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Saruman: I am the insect-killer spray which kills the beetles.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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#275 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Gandalf: I am the insect-killer-spray-killer spray which kills the insect-killer spray.
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#276 |
Twisted Taleswapper
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity
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Saruman: I am the faulty nozzle on the killer-spray that sprays everywhere and nowhere all at once.
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#277 |
Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
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Gandalf: I am the back-up nozzle!
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#278 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Saruman: I am the idiot who blunders onto the scene, destroying the spray with a mighty hammer of doom!
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Energetic Essence
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Gandalf: I am the blacksmith who created the hammer of doom and knows it's weakspot and ends up destroying it.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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Riveting Ribbiter
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Assigned to Mordor
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Saruman: I am the trickster who replaced the Hammer of Doom with a decoy Hammer of Doom moments before the blacksmith picked it up to destroy it.
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