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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its.
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^^ Oddwen, Hitchhiker's Guide rocks!
Yes, now on to the caption...... All Boromir's machismo promptly rushed out of him when he saw Barney sitting in the Steward's chair. ![]() (Just combining two people I think deserve a swift death... Not that Denethor is quite as bad as Barney. You decide who deserves worse. ![]()
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Scion of The Faithful
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Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Boromir: I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I'm pretty, and witty, and gaaaaay!!!
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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Mischievous Candle
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Boromir pic:
At the gates of Rivendell he realised that he had left the water running.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The World That Never Was
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Faramir: *yelling from Gondor* No, he's gonna kill me, you shmuck! Thanks a lot! Abedithon le, ~ Aranel ~
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Boromir "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto".. (for Kansas read Gondor)
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But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
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Scion of The Faithful
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Boromir: There something horribly wrong with this set . . .
Hmmm . . . there is.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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![]() ![]() Boromir hated going to Rivendell, for the elves always put tacks on his chair.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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He's singing Kareoke...but the microphone's been lost.
Borrums: Don't speak, I know what you're saying, so please stop explaining, don't tell me 'cause it hurts...
(several years ago at a fun and silly after school kareoke thing I went to, everyone sang that song many times, until we were all thoroughly sick of it. I still hate it!)
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn?
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Boromor pic:
"I said NO froth on my latte! Zero! Nata! None! It makes me all farty and bloaty! What part of that don't you understand!"
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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Voice over: And Boromir just needs the double top to claim the invisible darts world championship trophy.
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
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(I saw these on another site, but I just wanted to share them.)
Peter Jackson managed to edit out the fact that Boromir was flossing his teeth. Without realizing it, Merry and Pippin had stolen Boromir's hoagie. /other people's captions Thank the chef, that squid was excellent!
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Raffish Rapscallion
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Originally, Boromir laughed off Elrond's prediction that one day Boromir would shorten his hair, slick it back, try to steal a piece of paper called 'The Decleration of Independence', & go off on some hunt for a 'national treasure', all the while pitted against some guy named 'Cage.'
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Heh. That movie looks incredibly stupid. But, hey? were here to poke fun. My Turn ![]() After long hours of almost seemingly meaningless practice, boromir brings himself to muster a few cords of "Just my imagination", when suddenly he notices the absence of his microphone...
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Scion of The Faithful
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Boromir taunts Aragorn for his pathetic performance in the Hobbit-tossing contest.
Boromir: Ha! *makes a zero with his hand*
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Corpus Cacophonous
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Boromir attempted to lighten the mood at the Council of Elrond with his famous Groucho Marx impression.
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Boromir noticed that Elrond had stolen his telescope...
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Gibbering Gibbet
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Beyond cloud nine
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Boromir: Now that's great coffee!
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
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Boromir: Oh Dad, I came this close. This close!
Denethor: Close only counts in horseshoes and grenades, you fool.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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"Hey there, foxy elven mama!" Boromir counts on his suave moves to impress women. Ironically, he remains single until the time of his death.
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Brormir was so confident in his darts playing ability that he did not notice that Aragorn had taken his dart.
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
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Corpus Cacophonous
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Even as Boromir raised the Horn of Gondor to his lips to call for aid, the notorious horn thief struck.
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Pilgrim Soul
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another variation on the theme
Boromir bites an invisible banana....
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But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
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"Happiness is a cigar called..." ......and then the anti-smoking elves angrily snatch the cheroot from Boromir's hand, pointing out the no-smoking signs.
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Alive without breath
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Sean Bean is still sharp!
Bean: Damn right I am!
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A Mere Boggart
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'Boromir' celebrates a 3-0 defeat of Leeds United at Bramall Lane and joins in with a rousing chorus of Greasy Chip Buttie.
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Pilgrim Soul
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Brightness of a Blade
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Boromir recounts his past battle adventures, exaggerating a little for effect:
'And when that arrow got me, it left a hole in my back that was this big!'
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A Mere Boggart
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Raffish Rapscallion
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The frequent thought of Boromir:
Why do people keep stealing things from me? or Boromir prepared to take a bite out of his donut hole.
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Drummer in the Deep
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'Lord Elrond, tell us about hair!'
Elrond drones on and on about the last alliance, and starts to quote his own poetry (namely: "Ode to a Lump of Green Putty I found in my Armpit this Morning"), and Boromir prepares to gnaw his own arm off.
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A Mere Boggart
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Boromir feasts upon the Emperor's New Chocolate Bar. It's ultra low-carb.
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Hope to impress...
Boromir reflects on how long his brother has until he wrecks his new O-ZONE cd... *trying to yell above the tencho-boy band groove... " Don't make me get Travolta on your back-side!" Disco lives on!!!
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Pilgrim Soul
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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As the judge, Boromir shows Aragorn his score in the annual Rivendell Disco Championships. Arwen then strangles Aragorn with the Evenstar.
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Shade of Carn Dūm
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![]() Time for a new one methinks... At the most inopportune moment, Elrond realised that he'd left his key in the front door. |
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Some one took the "bunny ears on a photo" joke too far.
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