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#3521 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Unfortunately she had multiple personalities and became rather pyscho from time to time
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
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Fortunately, the penguins were able to escape from her and take refuge in Lorien.
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#3523 |
Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: old world Hithlum
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Unfortunately the penguins took over Lorien and something strange has happened to the elves...where have they gone?
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#3524 |
Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
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Fortunately, Legolas and Gimli took over Lorien and killed all the penguins.
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#3525 |
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Fourtunately Landroval was there to catch him after he was dropped
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#3526 |
Odinic Wanderer
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Unfortunately, nobody cared as there where this really cool party going on in Dunland.
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#3527 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Fortunately, the 'cool' party was held in the Antarctic and included many Penguins
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#3528 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Unfortunately, they were evil penguins and invaded Middle-Earth!
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#3529 |
Shady She-Penguin
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a far land beyond the Sea
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Fortunately, all the evil penguins had as sensitive conscience as the werepenguin Naria Chinstrap, and like her, they all cast themselves to a gorge.
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Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris
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#3530 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Unfortunately Johnny the Stinky and un-killable Balrog was nearby and use his awesomeness to save the penguins and make them his own personal Penguin army (Royal Balrog Penguin Corp or RBPC)
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#3531 |
Odinic Wanderer
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Fortunately, he ran into Elrond the Swindler and not only did he give him his penguin army, but he also ended up owing him a pair of mithril socks and 10.000 barrels of snow.
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#3532 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Unfortunately, One Penguin was not given and he was the worst one of all, for he was THE PENGUIN OF DEATH
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#3533 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Fortunately, he had eaten so much at the party that he was too fat to move.
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#3534 |
Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
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Unfortunately, one of the 412 ways he can kill you is through his mind power.
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#3535 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately the Penguin of Death had a very
bad sense of direction and accidentally killed himself when his mind power boomeranged. ![]()
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#3536 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Unfortunately, this caused a chain reaction that turned Arda into a giant cheeseburger.
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#3537 |
Odinic Wanderer
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fortunately it was a very delicious cheese burger
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#3538 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Unfortunately, the only person big enough to eat it was Eru, and he was on a diet.
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#3539 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately the giant cheeseburger was very well done,
so Eru used it as the basis for a new Middle-earth (and one that was vera delicious).
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#3540 |
Energetic Essence
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Unfortunately, all the peoples, animals and beings of the new Arda ate the new Arda.
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#3541 |
Odinic Wanderer
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Fortunately, the new Arda regenerated.
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#3542 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Unfortunately, the part that regenerated turned into a place full of evil dragons.
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#3543 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Fortunately, Good-Evil Dragon eaters also emerged and set the balance in order
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Unfortunately, The Good-Evil Dragon eaters became too fat and upset the balance quite literally.
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#3545 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately the dragons joined Weight Watchers
and rereset the balance.
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#3546 |
Energetic Essence
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Unfortunately, this was all some wierd, messed up dream that Eru was having when he fell asleep half way through his favorite tv show, The Hottest Steward.
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#3547 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Fortunately, everything in Middle-Earth was a lot better off in reality.
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Unfortunately, Eru's wrath was induced when the producers of The hottest Steward made a special device that sets the viewer's television / palantir / whatever on fire when the season finally finished.
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#3549 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately for Eru, it turned out he had a
controlling interest in The Hottest Steward and told the current producers: "You're Fired!"
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#3550 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Unfortunately, the new producers were just the old producers in disguise.
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#3551 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Fortunately, Frodo had reached Mount Doom and was about to drop the Ring in the fire while all this arguing over TV shows was going on.
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#3552 |
Stormdancer of Doom
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Unfortunately, nobody back in the Shire had a clue as to why Frodo's actions were important at all.
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#3553 |
Energetic Essence
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Fortunately, Sam sat them all down and lectured them all on Frodo's actions.
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#3554 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Unfortunately nobody came cause that wasn't 'hip' and sam was a geek anyways so they made fun of him so Sam ran away to join with Johnny the Stinky Balrog
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#3555 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Fortunately, the 'hip' Shire sub-culture changed to accomadate Sam.
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#3556 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately the 'hip' Shire sub-culture was taken in by
Lotho's idea of purchasing the Green Dragon and turning it into a retro disco with Rosie as the lead attraction.
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#3557 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Fortunately, this attracted Boromir the Disco King to the scene and he told everyone of Frodo and Sam's heroic deeds.
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#3558 |
Energetic Essence
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Unfortunately, this was impossible as Boromir was, by this time, dead.
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#3559 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Fortunately, he was now a Barrow Wight.
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Unfortunately, he got lost on the way and ended up in the Barrow-Downs, where we all posted him out of existence.
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