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Tuor in Gondolin · 09-06-2006, 11:11 AM

Fortunately only the One Ring was programmed
to say "You've got Ring!" when it's box was opened.

Gil-Galad · 09-06-2006, 04:36 PM

Unfortunately, it accidently said "Too the Onion Rings!" due to false programming

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-07-2006, 03:03 AM

Fortunately, all the evil things now thought it was lunchtime and decided to go on a search for onion rings...

Precioussss · 09-07-2006, 05:51 AM

Unfortunately, all the evil things ate all the onion rings in Middle Earth.

Meneltarmacil · 09-07-2006, 07:23 AM

Fortunately, they didn't find the Ring.

Gil-Galad · 09-07-2006, 07:23 AM

Fortunately, there was one onion ring that was kept safe by the elves and shipped to Valinor with much haste.

Meneltarmacil · 09-07-2006, 07:24 AM

Unfortunately, the two "Fortunately"s that were cross-posted reacted rather violently and caused a rift to form in the time-space continuum.

Tuor in Gondolin · 09-07-2006, 11:16 AM

Fortunately, the rift in the time-space continuum was
obviated (in some way I'm not quite sure how)
when Sauron and Saruman became absorbed
in a "Toss the Ring through the onion ring" game.

The 1,000 Reader · 09-07-2006, 11:45 PM

Unfortunately, Sauron died when he took off the ring and Saruman took the ring.

Tuor in Gondolin · 09-08-2006, 08:18 AM

Fortunately Radagast grabbed the Ring from
Saruman in a Five Wizard Face-down which
Eru insisted had to be held to determine
ownership of the Ring by one wizard.

Meneltarmacil · 09-08-2006, 08:21 AM

Unfortunately, Radagast used the power of the Ring to create an army of giant evil cabbages with which to conquer Middle-Earth.

Boromir88 · 09-08-2006, 08:29 AM

Fortunately Alatar and Pallando were vegetarians and they ate all the evil cabbages.

The Elf-warrior · 09-08-2006, 05:47 PM

Unfortunately they went insane.

Rikae · 09-08-2006, 05:57 PM

Fortunately, Lobelia was so angry that they had eaten the cabbages she had intended for coleslaw, she strangled them with her bare hands.

Meneltarmacil · 09-08-2006, 06:04 PM

Unfortunately, they turned her into a lizard.

High King Fingolfin · 09-08-2006, 09:41 PM

Fortunately, everyone liked Lobelia a lot more as a lizard than as a hobbit.

Volo · 09-09-2006, 03:55 PM

Unfortunately that wasn't enough to change anything.

The 1,000 Reader · 09-09-2006, 04:51 PM

Fortunately, Ragadast discovered that the power of the One Ring was rather limited and pretty much boring and, with that discovery, he sold it off on Ebay.

Meneltarmacil · 09-09-2006, 08:10 PM

Unfortunately, Sauron managed to outbid everyone else for the Ring and got it.

Gil-Galad · 09-10-2006, 12:53 AM

Fortunately, Sauron only bidded for a picture of the One Ring

The 1,000 Reader · 09-10-2006, 12:53 PM

Unfortunately, Ragadast took Sauron's monopoly money.

Boromir88 · 09-10-2006, 01:28 PM

Fortunately Radagast gave all of Sauron's money to the PETA organization

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-10-2006, 01:43 PM

Unfortunately, greedy Sauron had Radagast hunted down by Orcs with HUGE noses and talking boots.

Boromir88 · 09-11-2006, 09:24 AM

Fortunately the Orc hunting party noses were so HUGE they couldn't hold their heads up and they all fell down...uh nose first.

Tuor in Gondolin · 09-11-2006, 12:07 PM

Unfortunately, a skilled plastic surgeon from Gondor
was passing by and (in return for the Ring) gave all
the orcs nose jobs.

Meneltarmacil · 09-11-2006, 12:38 PM

Fortunately, this kept the Ring away from Sauron.

High King Fingolfin · 09-11-2006, 03:25 PM

Unfortunately, the Gondorian plastic surgeon was really a secret agent of Sauron's.

Boromir88 · 09-11-2006, 04:01 PM

Fortunately all the Orcs that received nose jobs were unhappy so they sued their plastic surgeon and to pay for the expenses he was forced to give the Ring to them, who then had to give the Ring to Elrond to pay for their Attorney expenses.'

The 1,000 Reader · 09-11-2006, 04:06 PM

Unfortunately, Elrond threw the ring into the ocean, where it landed on Godzilla's head and woke him up.

Gil-Galad · 09-11-2006, 04:30 PM

Fortunately Godzilla's fire-breath was hotter then mt.doom and he torched the ring when he got out of the water and Sauron, who looked in disamay, was then turned into a chicken.

nana nana na-na Sauron is a chicken

Meneltarmacil · 09-11-2006, 07:56 PM

Unfortunately, he was turned into a 100-foot tall killer chicken of doom with laser eyes!

The 1,000 Reader · 09-12-2006, 12:07 AM

Fortunately, Godzilla pwned him and went on a rampage.

Tuor in Gondolin · 09-12-2006, 12:13 PM

Unfortunately, Mothra picked up Godzilla and dropped him
into Orodruin.

Boromir88 · 09-12-2006, 01:00 PM

Fortunately Mothra was Radagast the brown Mothra who had to go and rescue Gandalf off Orthanc.

Tuor in Gondolin · 09-13-2006, 11:34 AM

Unfortunately, Radagast the brown Mothra was distracted from this
noble task when PJ signed him up to do a remake of a
Godzilla/Mothra movie.

elronds_daughter · 09-13-2006, 02:54 PM

Fortunately, the remake was soon scrubbed.

Boromir88 · 09-13-2006, 02:56 PM

Unfortunately Gandalf was still ontop of Orthanc needing rescuing

elronds_daughter · 09-13-2006, 02:59 PM

Fortunately, the scrubbing of the remake freed up quite a lot of Radagast the brown Mothra's time.

Boromir88 · 09-13-2006, 03:37 PM

Unfortunately Radagast the Mothra got confused and mistook Barad-dur for Orthanc.

elronds_daughter · 09-13-2006, 05:07 PM

Fortunately, none of this mattered to Gandalf, who had been living happily on top of Orthanc for over a year, and would have regarded the rescue as more of an intrusion anyway.

09-06-2006, 11:11 AM	#3801
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately only the One Ring was programmed to say "You've got Ring!" when it's box was opened. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

09-06-2006, 04:36 PM	#3802
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately, it accidently said "Too the Onion Rings!" due to false programming __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-07-2006, 03:03 AM	#3803
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, all the evil things now thought it was lunchtime and decided to go on a search for onion rings... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-07-2006, 05:51 AM	#3804
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 111	Unfortunately, all the evil things ate all the onion rings in Middle Earth. __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

09-07-2006, 07:23 AM	#3805
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, they didn't find the Ring. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-07-2006, 07:23 AM	#3806
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Fortunately, there was one onion ring that was kept safe by the elves and shipped to Valinor with much haste. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-07-2006, 07:24 AM	#3807
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the two "Fortunately"s that were cross-posted reacted rather violently and caused a rift to form in the time-space continuum. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-07-2006, 11:16 AM	#3808
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, the rift in the time-space continuum was obviated (in some way I'm not quite sure how) when Sauron and Saruman became absorbed in a "Toss the Ring through the onion ring" game. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

09-07-2006, 11:45 PM	#3809
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, Sauron died when he took off the ring and Saruman took the ring. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

09-08-2006, 08:18 AM	#3810
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately Radagast grabbed the Ring from Saruman in a Five Wizard Face-down which Eru insisted had to be held to determine ownership of the Ring by one wizard. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

09-08-2006, 08:21 AM	#3811
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Radagast used the power of the Ring to create an army of giant evil cabbages with which to conquer Middle-Earth. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-08-2006, 08:29 AM	#3812
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Fortunately Alatar and Pallando were vegetarians and they ate all the evil cabbages. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-08-2006, 05:47 PM	#3813
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately they went insane. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-08-2006, 05:57 PM	#3814
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Fortunately, Lobelia was so angry that they had eaten the cabbages she had intended for coleslaw, she strangled them with her bare hands.

09-08-2006, 06:04 PM	#3815
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, they turned her into a lizard. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-08-2006, 09:41 PM	#3816
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, everyone liked Lobelia a lot more as a lizard than as a hobbit. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-09-2006, 03:55 PM	#3817
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Unfortunately that wasn't enough to change anything.

09-09-2006, 04:51 PM	#3818
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, Ragadast discovered that the power of the One Ring was rather limited and pretty much boring and, with that discovery, he sold it off on Ebay. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

09-09-2006, 08:10 PM	#3819
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Sauron managed to outbid everyone else for the Ring and got it. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-10-2006, 12:53 AM	#3820
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Fortunately, Sauron only bidded for a picture of the One Ring __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-10-2006, 12:53 PM	#3821
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, Ragadast took Sauron's monopoly money. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

09-10-2006, 01:28 PM	#3822
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Fortunately Radagast gave all of Sauron's money to the PETA organization __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-10-2006, 01:43 PM	#3823
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, greedy Sauron had Radagast hunted down by Orcs with HUGE noses and talking boots. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-11-2006, 09:24 AM	#3824
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Fortunately the Orc hunting party noses were so HUGE they couldn't hold their heads up and they all fell down...uh nose first. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-11-2006, 12:07 PM	#3825
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, a skilled plastic surgeon from Gondor was passing by and (in return for the Ring) gave all the orcs nose jobs. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

09-11-2006, 12:38 PM	#3826
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, this kept the Ring away from Sauron. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-11-2006, 03:25 PM	#3827
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, the Gondorian plastic surgeon was really a secret agent of Sauron's. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-11-2006, 04:01 PM	#3828
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Fortunately all the Orcs that received nose jobs were unhappy so they sued their plastic surgeon and to pay for the expenses he was forced to give the Ring to them, who then had to give the Ring to Elrond to pay for their Attorney expenses.' __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-11-2006, 04:06 PM	#3829
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, Elrond threw the ring into the ocean, where it landed on Godzilla's head and woke him up. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

09-11-2006, 04:30 PM	#3830
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Fortunately Godzilla's fire-breath was hotter then mt.doom and he torched the ring when he got out of the water and Sauron, who looked in disamay, was then turned into a chicken. nana nana na-na Sauron is a chicken __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-11-2006, 07:56 PM	#3831
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, he was turned into a 100-foot tall killer chicken of doom with laser eyes! __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-12-2006, 12:07 AM	#3832
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, Godzilla pwned him and went on a rampage. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

09-12-2006, 12:13 PM	#3833
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, Mothra picked up Godzilla and dropped him into Orodruin. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

09-12-2006, 01:00 PM	#3834
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Fortunately Mothra was Radagast the brown Mothra who had to go and rescue Gandalf off Orthanc. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-13-2006, 11:34 AM	#3835
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, Radagast the brown Mothra was distracted from this noble task when PJ signed him up to do a remake of a Godzilla/Mothra movie. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'