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Elu Ancalime · 01-03-2006, 03:54 PM

Legolas draws the Eored's attention while Aragorn steals Eomer's No. 2 pencil.
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Hookbill the Goomba · 01-03-2006, 05:07 PM

Man behind Aragorn: Look at the size of that wart on the elf's face!

OR

Legolas: Tell your friend to get his spear out of my face!

luthien-elvenprincess · 01-03-2006, 05:16 PM

During a highly tense moment...Legalas realizes that once again he positioned the feather end of his arrow too near his nose. "Mustn't sneeze", (he tells himself), "mustn't wiggle nose...it's way too cute when I do that and makes it hard to look tough...mustn't sneeze..."

Gurthang · 01-03-2006, 05:51 PM

Clearly Legolas's small arrows are out of style; bigger ones are definitely 'in'.

OR

Legolas caught his finger on his lip when he drew back his bow.

OR

Orlando Bloom: "PJ, I've had it with you ruining the real Legolas!"

or (a variation of the same)

"My name is Orlando Bloom. You ruined my character. Prepare to die."

OR

Aragorn: "Gimli, don't look now, but he's got a giant spider on his head..."

Naria · 01-03-2006, 06:41 PM

The crowd tries to stop Legolas....

Aragorn: No Gimli, soon enough he'll realize the Eomer isn't an orc!!

Holbytlass · 01-03-2006, 09:27 PM

Legolas: Just one! One in the rump!

Eored: NO! We like his uncloaking!

Bêthberry · 01-03-2006, 09:50 PM

Eomer: "Is this going to turn into a Black Knight versus White Knight kind of thing?

OR

Legolas: "I see the Singing and dancing Knights have appeared

OR

Aragorn: "Anyone fancy a a bit of chat?

The Only Real Estel · 01-03-2006, 11:20 PM

Gimli: "You know, it's times like these that I really wish I wasn't his Siamese twin. No Aragorn, don't try to pull us apart - I've already tried that."

Lhunardawen · 01-03-2006, 11:26 PM

Legolas: "You! You stole my raspberry shampoo! Prepare to die!"

OR

Legolas: "What do you mean I have a stray hair strand? I keep my hair perfectly tied, and if ever just one strand escapes from that ponytail holder, I'll take an unexpected eternal vacation in the Halls of Mandos!"

*stray hair strand falls over his face*

The End.

Maeggaladiel · 01-03-2006, 11:32 PM

Pulling the arrow to his nose, Legolas prepares the most dangerous weapon in his arsenal: the Snot Rocket.

OR

Eomer: You can't scare me; I can tell you've got the safety on.

OR

Legolas endures one too many "He looks like a girl!" comments.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-03-2006, 11:32 PM

Éomer: What business does a Man, a Woman, and a Child have in the Riddermark? Speak quickly!

Gimli: Child? I am no child!

Legolas: And I no woman. *draws bow*

Kuruharan · 01-03-2006, 11:52 PM

Legolas: So help me...if I hear one more uncloaking joke!!!

Gurthang · 01-04-2006, 12:13 AM

Legolas: "Eomer, don't move... there's a fly on your nose."

Lhunardawen · 01-04-2006, 12:28 AM

Legolas: "No, you can't turn me into a porcupine without my consent."

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-04-2006, 12:56 AM

Legolas: I'M NOT TRESPASSING, OKAY!

Éomer: Sheesh, what's wrong with you? We were just asking for directions.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-04-2006, 04:47 AM

Aragorn wonders if Legolas will realise that he and Gimli are in quick sand.

OR

Legolas: Look out, Eomer! There are loads of horses around here!

All: *groan*

Gandalf_the _white · 01-04-2006, 06:37 AM

Legolas: Right! Give me back my shampoo and nobody gets hurt!

Anguirel · 01-04-2006, 06:57 AM

Eomer and his kind Riders stop to help the Elf with an arrow caught in his teeth...

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 01-04-2006, 06:59 AM

Like in any proper sport event, it was perfecly acceptable to try to distract your opponent's concentration as much as possible. There were some who would have said that Eomer might have took it a bit too far by going to stand right in front of the target, though.

or

Quote:

Originally Posted by mormegil

The riders in the back seemingly have a poor sense of target.

Eomer's company were those loyal to Rohan, and for that they were banished. At times, Eomer couldn't help thinking that there had to be something else, too, why the king didn't want them to fight along with other soldiers of Rohan.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-04-2006, 08:58 AM

The spear protruding from Legolas' head caught everyone's attention. But he defended it with his life!

Meela · 01-04-2006, 09:43 AM

Legolas is caught in a momentary panic as he realises his hair is tangled in his bow string.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-04-2006, 10:15 AM

Legolas: You just stepped on my puppy... Prepare to die!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-04-2006, 10:16 AM

The moment before Legolas admits that he cannot tell east from west

or

.Aragorn to Gimli: If we don't move they will go away

Lalwendë · 01-04-2006, 12:58 PM

At the White Horse Inn Darts Championship, it became clear that Legolas hadn't quite understood the principles of the game.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-04-2006, 01:13 PM

Aragorn: Right, they’re distracted, Gimli, fancy going down the Dragon for a swift half?

Gimli: I thought you'd never ask.

Kath · 01-04-2006, 04:49 PM

Legolas: Don't worry guys, I've seen Hercules, I can take all these guys out with one arrow!

Aragorn and Gimli:

The Only Real Estel · 01-04-2006, 06:53 PM

As the three multi-lynch victims of the day are surrounded, Legolas (wolf) decides to go down fighting while Aragorn (wolf) hopes to escape with Gimli (wolf) while the villagers are distracted.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-05-2006, 05:04 AM

Legolas: Don't move. There's a fly on your nose.

The Only Real Estel · 01-05-2006, 09:39 AM

Legolas: "Come on, give in! I can't hold this pose much longer, the feathers on his blasted arrow are tickling my nose!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-05-2006, 10:32 AM

Legolas: Say 'what' one more time! I dare you! I double dare you! Say it one more time!

The Only Real Estel · 01-05-2006, 11:07 AM

Legolas: "My name is Legolas Greenleaf; you killed my love interest. Prepare to die."

Eomer: "Look elf, the only things we've killed are a bunch of Uruks, so...oh, that's just wrong."

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-05-2006, 07:28 PM

Legolas: Let us go or I swear to Elbereth I WILL SHOOT YOU!!!

Éomer: You're bluffing. Your right hand is glued to your face.

Legolas: Darn.

Gil-Galad · 01-05-2006, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nilpaurion Felagund

Legolas: Let us go or I swear to Elbereth I WILL SHOOT YOU!!!

Éomer: You're bluffing. Your right hand is glued to your face.

Legolas: Darn.

instead of darn... "Blast Foiled again! to the Elf-Cave!!!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-06-2006, 12:51 AM

Aragorn: Okay, just back away... very slowly...

OR

Legolas: They DO have wings!

Eomer: Don't be ridiculous! Why would they have wings if they don't use them?

Legolas: 'Coz' they look cool!

The Only Real Estel · 01-06-2006, 11:14 AM

Gimli: "Let's see. Which ones of you are the women with the fake beards I heard about in the documentaries?"

Aragorn: "Gimli, not a good time."

Mithalwen · 01-06-2006, 12:23 PM

An unusual aspect of elf technology was that a Lorien Bow could fire an arrow in the normal way while also launching a mortar at a tangent....

The Elf-warrior · 01-06-2006, 05:58 PM

Legolas: "I am sick of bad Rohirric closed captioning!"

Gandalf: "Behold, I am the Phial of Galadriel!"

Kath · 01-06-2006, 06:16 PM

Gandalf: No . . . frozen . . . can't . . . uncloak!

Gil-Galad · 01-06-2006, 06:16 PM

Gandalf: i never wanted to be a Wizard... i always wanted to be... A LAMP-POST!

Aragorn: and we follow him why?

Gimli: he got the money and the right realtives

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-06-2006, 06:50 PM

Gandalf was taken by suprise when Galadriel emptied a bucket of withe paint over him. (wich was really strange as he was standing in Medusel in front of Theoden)

01-03-2006, 03:54 PM	#9041
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 477	Legolas draws the Eored's attention while Aragorn steals Eomer's No. 2 pencil. ________ No2 Vaporizer Reviews Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:36 PM.

01-03-2006, 05:07 PM	#9042
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Man behind Aragorn: Look at the size of that wart on the elf's face! OR Legolas: Tell your friend to get his spear out of my face! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-03-2006, 05:16 PM	#9043
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,032	During a highly tense moment...Legalas realizes that once again he positioned the feather end of his arrow too near his nose. "Mustn't sneeze", (he tells himself), "mustn't wiggle nose...it's way too cute when I do that and makes it hard to look tough...mustn't sneeze..." __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

01-03-2006, 05:51 PM	#9044
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,435	Clearly Legolas's small arrows are out of style; bigger ones are definitely 'in'. OR Legolas caught his finger on his lip when he drew back his bow. OR Orlando Bloom: "PJ, I've had it with you ruining the real Legolas!" or (a variation of the same) "My name is Orlando Bloom. You ruined my character. Prepare to die." OR Aragorn: "Gimli, don't look now, but he's got a giant spider on his head..." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

01-03-2006, 09:27 PM	#9046
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,056	Legolas: Just one! One in the rump! Eored: NO! We like his uncloaking! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

01-03-2006, 06:41 PM	#9045
Naria Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 501	The crowd tries to stop Legolas.... Aragorn: No Gimli, soon enough he'll realize the Eomer isn't an orc!!

01-03-2006, 09:50 PM	#9047
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,046	Eomer: "Is this going to turn into a Black Knight versus White Knight kind of thing? OR Legolas: "I see the Singing and dancing Knights have appeared OR Aragorn: "Anyone fancy a a bit of chat? __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. Last edited by Bêthberry; 01-03-2006 at 09:58 PM.

01-03-2006, 11:20 PM	#9048
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	Gimli: "You know, it's times like these that I really wish I wasn't his Siamese twin. No Aragorn, don't try to pull us apart - I've already tried that."

01-03-2006, 11:26 PM	#9049
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,564	Legolas: "You! You stole my raspberry shampoo! Prepare to die!" OR Legolas: "What do you mean I have a stray hair strand? I keep my hair perfectly tied, and if ever just one strand escapes from that ponytail holder, I'll take an unexpected eternal vacation in the Halls of Mandos!" stray hair strand falls over his face The End.

01-03-2006, 11:32 PM	#9050
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 508	Pulling the arrow to his nose, Legolas prepares the most dangerous weapon in his arsenal: the Snot Rocket. OR Eomer: You can't scare me; I can tell you've got the safety on. OR Legolas endures one too many "He looks like a girl!" comments. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

01-03-2006, 11:32 PM	#9051
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,338	[Ripping off short guy's post in NMS] Éomer: What business does a Man, a Woman, and a Child have in the Riddermark? Speak quickly! Gimli: Child? I am no child! Legolas: And I no woman. draws bow __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-03-2006, 11:52 PM	#9052
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,639	Legolas: So help me...if I hear one more uncloaking joke!!! __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

01-04-2006, 12:13 AM	#9053
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,435	Legolas: "Eomer, don't move... there's a fly on your nose." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

01-04-2006, 12:28 AM	#9054
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,564	Legolas: "No, you can't turn me into a porcupine without my consent."

01-04-2006, 12:56 AM	#9055
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,338	Touchy, touchy. Legolas: I'M NOT TRESPASSING, OKAY! Éomer: Sheesh, what's wrong with you? We were just asking for directions. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-04-2006, 04:47 AM	#9056
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Aragorn wonders if Legolas will realise that he and Gimli are in quick sand. OR Legolas: Look out, Eomer! There are loads of horses around here! All: groan __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-04-2006, 06:37 AM	#9057
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	Legolas: Right! Give me back my shampoo and nobody gets hurt!

01-04-2006, 06:57 AM	#9058
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,781	Eomer and his kind Riders stop to help the Elf with an arrow caught in his teeth... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

01-04-2006, 08:58 AM	#9060
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	The spear protruding from Legolas' head caught everyone's attention. But he defended it with his life! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-04-2006, 09:43 AM	#9061
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,070	Legolas is caught in a momentary panic as he realises his hair is tangled in his bow string. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. Last edited by Meela; 01-05-2006 at 06:11 AM.

01-04-2006, 10:15 AM	#9062
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Legolas: You just stepped on my puppy... Prepare to die! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-04-2006, 12:58 PM	#9064
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,750	At the White Horse Inn Darts Championship, it became clear that Legolas hadn't quite understood the principles of the game. __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-04-2006, 01:13 PM	#9065
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Aragorn: Right, they’re distracted, Gimli, fancy going down the Dragon for a swift half? Gimli: I thought you'd never ask. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-04-2006, 04:49 PM	#9066
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,585	Legolas: Don't worry guys, I've seen Hercules, I can take all these guys out with one arrow! Aragorn and Gimli: __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

01-04-2006, 06:53 PM	#9067
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	As the three multi-lynch victims of the day are surrounded, Legolas (wolf) decides to go down fighting while Aragorn (wolf) hopes to escape with Gimli (wolf) while the villagers are distracted.

01-05-2006, 05:04 AM	#9068
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,338	Uh . . . Legolas: Don't move. There's a fly on your nose. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-05-2006, 09:39 AM	#9069
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	Legolas: "Come on, give in! I can't hold this pose much longer, the feathers on his blasted arrow are tickling my nose!"

01-05-2006, 10:32 AM	#9070
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Legolas: Say 'what' one more time! I dare you! I double dare you! Say it one more time! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-05-2006, 11:07 AM	#9071
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	Legolas: "My name is Legolas Greenleaf; you killed my love interest. Prepare to die." Eomer: "Look elf, the only things we've killed are a bunch of Uruks, so...oh, that's just wrong."

01-05-2006, 07:28 PM	#9072
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,338	Bluffs. Legolas: Let us go or I swear to Elbereth I WILL SHOOT YOU!!! Éomer: You're bluffing. Your right hand is glued to your face. Legolas: Darn. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good... Last edited by Nilpaurion Felagund; 01-05-2006 at 07:36 PM.

01-06-2006, 12:51 AM	#9074
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Aragorn: Okay, just back away... very slowly... OR Legolas: They DO have wings! Eomer: Don't be ridiculous! Why would they have wings if they don't use them? Legolas: 'Coz' they look cool! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-06-2006, 11:14 AM	#9075
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	Gimli: "Let's see. Which ones of you are the women with the fake beards I heard about in the documentaries?" Aragorn: "Gimli, not a good time."

01-06-2006, 12:23 PM	#9076
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,530	An unusual aspect of elf technology was that a Lorien Bow could fire an arrow in the normal way while also launching a mortar at a tangent.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

01-06-2006, 05:58 PM	#9077
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Legolas: "I am sick of bad Rohirric closed captioning!" Gandalf: "Behold, I am the Phial of Galadriel!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

01-06-2006, 06:16 PM	#9078
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,585	Gandalf: No . . . frozen . . . can't . . . uncloak! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”