Duel of Doom! - Page 17 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

The Elf-warrior · 10-26-2006, 03:30 PM

Saruman: I am the police who arrest the guide because he doesn't have a license!

High King Fingolfin · 10-30-2006, 09:30 PM

Gandalf: I am the commissioner that fires the police officers.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-31-2006, 02:12 AM

: I am the cannon that 'fires' the commissioner.

the phantom · 10-31-2006, 02:43 AM

Gandalf: I am the blind man who is unable to aim the cannon properly.

Gurthang · 10-31-2006, 05:04 AM

Saruman: I am the cannon's auto-targeting system that aims for the blind man.

Volo · 10-31-2006, 08:51 AM

Gandalf: I'm the bug in the cannon's auto-targeting sustem that for some reason begings to grow into amazing size and the cannon breaks open like a cocoon.

High King Fingolfin · 10-31-2006, 06:08 PM

Saruman: I am the Raid that kills the bug.

Volo · 11-01-2006, 12:25 AM

Gandalf: I'm the orc captain that commands the raid to stop

The Elf-warrior · 11-01-2006, 10:25 PM

Saruman: I am the Maia who squashes the Orc Captain like a bug!

mormegil · 11-01-2006, 10:28 PM

Gandalf: I am the spiked helm on the orc-captain that injures the foot and due to the rusty nature of the spike causes and awful infection.

The Elf-warrior · 11-02-2006, 09:28 PM

Saruman: I am the tenanus antiglobulin that saves his life!

Rikae · 11-02-2006, 10:09 PM

Gandalf: I am the checkered cab that randomly cuts in front of the truck delivering the tenanus antiglobulin, delaying it beyond the life expectancy of a tetanus-stricken maia!

High King Fingolfin · 11-02-2006, 10:28 PM

Saruman: I am more tenanus antiglobulin that the Maia had in his pocket.

Volo · 11-03-2006, 03:04 PM

Gandalf: I am the hole in the Maia's pocket, that now turned out fatal.

High King Fingolfin · 11-06-2006, 11:04 PM

Saruman: I am the patch that is sewed on over the hole.

Volo · 11-07-2006, 09:23 AM

Gandalf: I am the little problem that occurs, meaning that to sew the patch on, the Maia would need to uncloak first... And we wouldn't want that, would we now?

Gurthang · 11-07-2006, 09:57 AM

Saruman: I am the screen that suddenly appears, allowing the Maia to uncloak in private.

High King Fingolfin · 11-07-2006, 09:06 PM

Gandalf: I am the knife that tears the screen.

The Elf-warrior · 11-07-2006, 09:08 PM

Saruman: I am the TSA official who confiscates the knife!

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-08-2006, 03:08 AM

: I am the drunken bulldozer driver who runs them over.

High King Fingolfin · 11-08-2006, 11:30 PM

Saruman: I am the AA which makes him sober.

The Elf-warrior · 11-09-2006, 03:06 PM

Gandalf: I am the AA battery that doesn't work!

High King Fingolfin · 11-09-2006, 05:20 PM

Saruman: I am the two AAA batteries that replace it.

Rikae · 11-09-2006, 05:46 PM

Gandalf: I am the driver that gets a flat tire and calls upon one "AAA*" for help, leaving the AA one battery short.

*American Automobile Association

High King Fingolfin · 11-11-2006, 12:20 PM

Saruman: I am the downed phone line which prevents the call from ever reaching AAA.

Rikae · 11-11-2006, 06:24 PM

Gandalf: I am the twenty-first century, including .... cell phones!

High King Fingolfin · 11-14-2006, 10:38 PM

Saruman: I am the time machine that takes the entire world back into the past.

Rikae · 11-15-2006, 02:36 PM

Gandalf: I am the giant crab that eats the time machine.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-15-2006, 02:46 PM

: I am the staff that crushes the crab and makes it into soup for my rich cousin, Sir Wilfred.

Volo · 11-17-2006, 02:57 PM

Saruman: I am Sir Wilfred who wants to become even richer by stealing the staff

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-17-2006, 03:03 PM

: I am the thorns on the staff that cut his hand.

High King Fingolfin · 11-17-2006, 04:16 PM

Gandalf: I am the fire that burns the thorns and the staff.

The Elf-warrior · 11-17-2006, 10:15 PM

Saruman: I am the cloudburst that puts out the fire!

Gil-Galad · 11-18-2006, 01:30 AM

G@nDaLf Da GR8: i am the Wind that blows away all the clouds

Rikae · 11-18-2006, 11:50 AM

Saruman: I am the mountain with feet that dances over and blocks the wind.

Gil-Galad · 11-18-2006, 12:09 PM

Gandalf: I am the Many Dwarves that delve into your mountain and take all your gold and jewels

The Elf-warrior · 11-18-2006, 12:54 PM

Saruman: I am the Demon of the Ancient World that drives them all away!

Volo · 11-18-2006, 03:21 PM

Gandalf: I am Gandalf, who kills the demon with a few high-pitched screams.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-18-2006, 03:55 PM

: I am... going to get a cup of tea...

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... Now... *slurp*... I am the gag that binds your mouth.

Volo · 11-18-2006, 04:44 PM

Gandalf: I am the smell of pipe weed coming from my mouth that melts away the gag.

10-26-2006, 03:30 PM	#641
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the police who arrest the guide because he doesn't have a license! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-30-2006, 09:30 PM	#642
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Gandalf: I am the commissioner that fires the police officers. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-31-2006, 02:12 AM	#643
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	: I am the cannon that 'fires' the commissioner. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-31-2006, 02:43 AM	#644
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,987	Gandalf: I am the blind man who is unable to aim the cannon properly. __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

10-31-2006, 05:04 AM	#645
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,435	Saruman: I am the cannon's auto-targeting system that aims for the blind man. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

10-31-2006, 08:51 AM	#646
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,645	Gandalf: I'm the bug in the cannon's auto-targeting sustem that for some reason begings to grow into amazing size and the cannon breaks open like a cocoon. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

10-31-2006, 06:08 PM	#647
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Saruman: I am the Raid that kills the bug. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

11-01-2006, 12:25 AM	#648
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,645	Gandalf: I'm the orc captain that commands the raid to stop __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

11-01-2006, 10:25 PM	#649
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the Maia who squashes the Orc Captain like a bug! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-01-2006, 10:28 PM	#650
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,657	Gandalf: I am the spiked helm on the orc-captain that injures the foot and due to the rusty nature of the spike causes and awful infection. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

11-02-2006, 09:28 PM	#651
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the tenanus antiglobulin that saves his life! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-02-2006, 10:09 PM	#652
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,499	Gandalf: I am the checkered cab that randomly cuts in front of the truck delivering the tenanus antiglobulin, delaying it beyond the life expectancy of a tetanus-stricken maia!

11-02-2006, 10:28 PM	#653
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Saruman: I am more tenanus antiglobulin that the Maia had in his pocket. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

11-03-2006, 03:04 PM	#654
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,645	Gandalf: I am the hole in the Maia's pocket, that now turned out fatal. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

11-06-2006, 11:04 PM	#655
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Saruman: I am the patch that is sewed on over the hole. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

11-07-2006, 09:23 AM	#656
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,645	Gandalf: I am the little problem that occurs, meaning that to sew the patch on, the Maia would need to uncloak first... And we wouldn't want that, would we now? __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

11-07-2006, 09:57 AM	#657
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,435	Saruman: I am the screen that suddenly appears, allowing the Maia to uncloak in private. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

11-07-2006, 09:06 PM	#658
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Gandalf: I am the knife that tears the screen. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

11-07-2006, 09:08 PM	#659
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the TSA official who confiscates the knife! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-08-2006, 03:08 AM	#660
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	: I am the drunken bulldozer driver who runs them over. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-08-2006, 11:30 PM	#661
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Saruman: I am the AA which makes him sober. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

11-09-2006, 03:06 PM	#662
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gandalf: I am the AA battery that doesn't work! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-09-2006, 05:20 PM	#663
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Saruman: I am the two AAA batteries that replace it. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

11-09-2006, 05:46 PM	#664
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,499	Gandalf: I am the driver that gets a flat tire and calls upon one "AAA" for help, leaving the AA one battery short. American Automobile Association

11-11-2006, 12:20 PM	#665
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Saruman: I am the downed phone line which prevents the call from ever reaching AAA. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

11-11-2006, 06:24 PM	#666
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,499	Gandalf: I am the twenty-first century, including .... cell phones!

11-14-2006, 10:38 PM	#667
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Saruman: I am the time machine that takes the entire world back into the past. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

11-15-2006, 02:36 PM	#668
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,499	Gandalf: I am the giant crab that eats the time machine.

11-15-2006, 02:46 PM	#669
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	: I am the staff that crushes the crab and makes it into soup for my rich cousin, Sir Wilfred. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-17-2006, 02:57 PM	#670
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,645	Saruman: I am Sir Wilfred who wants to become even richer by stealing the staff __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

11-17-2006, 03:03 PM	#671
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	: I am the thorns on the staff that cut his hand. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-17-2006, 04:16 PM	#672
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Gandalf: I am the fire that burns the thorns and the staff. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

11-17-2006, 10:15 PM	#673
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the cloudburst that puts out the fire! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-18-2006, 01:30 AM	#674
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	G@nDaLf Da GR8: i am the Wind that blows away all the clouds __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

11-18-2006, 11:50 AM	#675
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,499	Saruman: I am the mountain with feet that dances over and blocks the wind.