The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

It soon became apparent that this was not a metaphor.

That was the best part!

I love how those bullets just ricochet off of Miss Collins.

In other news,

Originally Posted by Formendacil

Soap! But that would imply that Formy occasionally bathes or showers--or at least rinses a little! What preposterous nonsense! I know all there is to know about Formy and more, and I assure y---

And Formy wouldn't bathe otherwise?