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Meneltarmacil · 06-10-2005, 09:25 PM

Unfortunately, the Eagles were attacked by a huge alien spaceship with laser guns.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-11-2005, 12:47 AM

Fortunately, due to a gross miscalculation in scale, the entire alien battle fleet was swallowed by a small dog.

Kath · 06-11-2005, 06:14 AM

Unfortunately the eagles were still sticking by that earlier vow and refused to take the Ring to Mordor as they thought it was 'Hobbit work'.

Gil-Galad · 06-11-2005, 07:49 AM

Fortunately Gil-Galad looked on with a smirk seeing how his post is affecting the future of this thread, he steals the ring from the eagles

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-11-2005, 11:15 AM

Unfortunately, he exploded.

Gil-Galad · 06-11-2005, 02:17 PM

Fortunately the fans were upset that Gil-Galad died so they brought him back never to die again

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-11-2005, 02:22 PM

Unfortunately (for Gil at least), the ring was far away by now and the Hobbits found it!

Boromir88 · 06-11-2005, 06:51 PM

Fortunately (for Gil-galad) the hobbits lost it and he stumbled upon it again.

Kath · 06-12-2005, 12:21 PM

Unfortunately (for Gil) he stumbled over the Ring and fell headfirst into a never-ending chasm, never to be seen again.

Boromir88 · 06-12-2005, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Unfortunately (for Gil) he stumbled over the Ring and fell headfirst into a never-ending chasm, never to be seen again.

and (fortunately) there was much rejoicing.

THE Ka · 06-12-2005, 12:34 PM

Unfortunately, in the great party that was almost never-ending, the hobbits, once again, lost the ring...

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-12-2005, 01:14 PM

Fortunately, a friendly figure in black armour and wielding a mace found it and brought it to the hobbits.

Gil-Galad · 06-12-2005, 04:13 PM

Unfortunately it wasn't Saurons Alter-Ego, Herbert

Meneltarmacil · 06-12-2005, 05:28 PM

Fortunately, it was really Tom Bombadil in an extremely strange mood. (Or is this "Unfortunately"...?)

THE Ka · 06-12-2005, 11:28 PM

Unfortunately, ( Yes, it is...) his friend, Travelosity's The Travelling Nome, stole it from him whilst he was in mid-verse of his ring ballad...

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-12-2005, 11:57 PM

I think you mean Gnome, Ka...

Fortunately, the Gnome was returning the ring to Frodo and the others.

Kath · 06-13-2005, 05:17 AM

Unfortunately the Nome (have you never read Terry Pratchett Hookbill) was too small to be seen by the Hobbits and they stepped on him by accident.

Meneltarmacil · 06-13-2005, 08:52 AM

Fortunately, in doing so, they noticed where the Ring was.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-13-2005, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kath

(have you never read Terry Pratchett Hookbill)

er... no, I haven’t... but I'm told its good, but not as good as Douglas Adams.

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Fortunately, in doing so, they noticed where the Ring was.

Unfortunately, Aragorn showed up and distracted the hobbits, leaving the ring to be stolen by bats!

Kath · 06-13-2005, 11:03 AM

Fortunately bats don't like to fly in the daylight and so nested in Aragorn's hair.

And Hookbill Pratchett is as good if not better than Douglas Adams.

Meneltarmacil · 06-13-2005, 11:33 AM

Unfortunately, Aragorn's hair hadn't been washed in several weeks and smelled so bad that the bats flew off.

Parmawen · 06-13-2005, 05:59 PM

Fortunately the bats flew by Gandalf, who angrily put a curse on them which removed their opposable thumbs, thus they dropped the ring...

Holbytlass · 06-13-2005, 06:40 PM

Unfortunately, in a steamy pile of bat guano!

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-13-2005, 11:49 PM

Fortunately, Gandalf had some gloved with witch to pick it up.

Kath · 06-14-2005, 06:59 AM

Unfortunately these witchy gloves had a mind a of their own and after picking up the Ring they slid off Gandalf's hands and ran away.

Gil-Galad · 06-14-2005, 07:03 AM

Fortunately they ran right over the volcano and into Mount Doom, thus destroying the ring

Kath · 06-14-2005, 07:08 AM

Unfortunately, Frodo then woke up and realised that it had all been a dream and the Ring was still there!

Meneltarmacil · 06-14-2005, 07:15 AM

Fortunately, he was right next to Mount Doom.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-14-2005, 09:09 AM

Unfortunately, Sauron had formulated a plan for this eventuality… Mount Doom had Wheels!

Boromir88 · 06-14-2005, 10:36 AM

Fortunately the motarized mount doom blew it's engine.

Kath · 06-14-2005, 12:08 PM

Unfortunately, as it had moved a little before it blew the engine, poor Frodo was now back at the bottom of the mountain.

Morsul the Dark · 06-14-2005, 12:35 PM

let me try ne here

Fortunatley Frodo Convinced the alien eating dog to carry him back up the mountain

Kath · 06-14-2005, 12:40 PM

Unfortunately the alien eating dog disappeared as suddenly and mysterious as he had appeared and Frodo fell to the ground and knocked himself unconscious.

Morsul the Dark · 06-14-2005, 12:43 PM

FortunatelyGandalf who appears randomly *in scene 24 with beautiful acting* is able to revive him

**An homage to monty python holy grail(for those who didnt relize it at first

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-14-2005, 01:26 PM

Unfortunately, by now, Mount Doom was fixed and fast riding off into the sunset.

Celuien · 06-14-2005, 01:42 PM

Fortunately, the driver was pulled over for speeding by the Mordor Highway Patrol, giving Frodo time to catch up to the mobile volcano.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-14-2005, 01:55 PM

Unfortunately, The Mordor Highway Patrol was corrupt and let the Mountain drive on.

Meneltarmacil · 06-14-2005, 02:54 PM

Fortunately, Frodo had a super-fast sports car and caught up to it.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-14-2005, 02:59 PM

Unfortunately, it was not an environmentally friendly car, for it had a huge engine and only went 1 mile to the gallon. So naturally, he stopped pretty soon and Mount Doom rolled off into the distance.

Meneltarmacil · 06-14-2005, 03:02 PM

Fortunately, Mount Doom also ran out of gas.

06-10-2005, 09:25 PM	#521
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, the Eagles were attacked by a huge alien spaceship with laser guns. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-11-2005, 12:47 AM	#522
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, due to a gross miscalculation in scale, the entire alien battle fleet was swallowed by a small dog. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-11-2005, 06:14 AM	#523
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,725	Unfortunately the eagles were still sticking by that earlier vow and refused to take the Ring to Mordor as they thought it was 'Hobbit work'. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-11-2005, 07:49 AM	#524
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately Gil-Galad looked on with a smirk seeing how his post is affecting the future of this thread, he steals the ring from the eagles __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-11-2005, 11:15 AM	#525
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, he exploded. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-11-2005, 02:17 PM	#526
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately the fans were upset that Gil-Galad died so they brought him back never to die again __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-11-2005, 02:22 PM	#527
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately (for Gil at least), the ring was far away by now and the Hobbits found it! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-11-2005, 06:51 PM	#528
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Fortunately (for Gil-galad) the hobbits lost it and he stumbled upon it again. __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-12-2005, 12:21 PM	#529
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,725	Unfortunately (for Gil) he stumbled over the Ring and fell headfirst into a never-ending chasm, never to be seen again. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-12-2005, 12:34 PM	#531
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	Unfortunately, in the great party that was almost never-ending, the hobbits, once again, lost the ring... __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

06-12-2005, 01:14 PM	#532
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, a friendly figure in black armour and wielding a mace found it and brought it to the hobbits. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-12-2005, 04:13 PM	#533
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately it wasn't Saurons Alter-Ego, Herbert __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-12-2005, 05:28 PM	#534
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, it was really Tom Bombadil in an extremely strange mood. (Or is this "Unfortunately"...?) __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-12-2005, 11:28 PM	#535
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	Unfortunately, ( Yes, it is...) his friend, Travelosity's The Travelling Nome, stole it from him whilst he was in mid-verse of his ring ballad... __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

06-12-2005, 11:57 PM	#536
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	I think you mean Gnome, Ka... Fortunately, the Gnome was returning the ring to Frodo and the others. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-13-2005, 05:17 AM	#537
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,725	Unfortunately the Nome (have you never read Terry Pratchett Hookbill) was too small to be seen by the Hobbits and they stepped on him by accident. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-13-2005, 08:52 AM	#538
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, in doing so, they noticed where the Ring was. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-13-2005, 11:03 AM	#540
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,725	Fortunately bats don't like to fly in the daylight and so nested in Aragorn's hair. And Hookbill Pratchett is as good if not better than Douglas Adams. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-13-2005, 11:33 AM	#541
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, Aragorn's hair hadn't been washed in several weeks and smelled so bad that the bats flew off. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-13-2005, 05:59 PM	#542
Parmawen Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Stuck in the center of Spooky Hollow... Posts: 75	Fortunately the bats flew by Gandalf, who angrily put a curse on them which removed their opposable thumbs, thus they dropped the ring...

06-13-2005, 06:40 PM	#543
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,096	Unfortunately, in a steamy pile of bat guano! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

06-13-2005, 11:49 PM	#544
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, Gandalf had some gloved with witch to pick it up. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-14-2005, 06:59 AM	#545
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,725	Unfortunately these witchy gloves had a mind a of their own and after picking up the Ring they slid off Gandalf's hands and ran away. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-14-2005, 07:03 AM	#546
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately they ran right over the volcano and into Mount Doom, thus destroying the ring __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-14-2005, 07:08 AM	#547
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,725	Unfortunately, Frodo then woke up and realised that it had all been a dream and the Ring was still there! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-14-2005, 07:15 AM	#548
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, he was right next to Mount Doom. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-14-2005, 09:09 AM	#549
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, Sauron had formulated a plan for this eventuality… Mount Doom had Wheels! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-14-2005, 10:36 AM	#550
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Fortunately the motarized mount doom blew it's engine. __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-14-2005, 12:08 PM	#551
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,725	Unfortunately, as it had moved a little before it blew the engine, poor Frodo was now back at the bottom of the mountain. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-14-2005, 12:35 PM	#552
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,502	let me try ne here Fortunatley Frodo Convinced the alien eating dog to carry him back up the mountain __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

06-14-2005, 12:40 PM	#553
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,725	Unfortunately the alien eating dog disappeared as suddenly and mysterious as he had appeared and Frodo fell to the ground and knocked himself unconscious. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-14-2005, 12:43 PM	#554
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,502	FortunatelyGandalf who appears randomly in scene 24 with beautiful acting is able to revive him **An homage to monty python holy grail(for those who didnt relize it at first __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

06-14-2005, 01:26 PM	#555
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, by now, Mount Doom was fixed and fast riding off into the sunset. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-14-2005, 01:42 PM	#556
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,795	Fortunately, the driver was pulled over for speeding by the Mordor Highway Patrol, giving Frodo time to catch up to the mobile volcano. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

06-14-2005, 01:55 PM	#557
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, The Mordor Highway Patrol was corrupt and let the Mountain drive on. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...