Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 125 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Meneltarmacil · 08-25-2007, 11:25 AM

Fortunately, the Eagles gave them a ride.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-25-2007, 11:34 AM

Unfortunately, the Eagles were distracted by a sale on at M&S.

High King Fingolfin · 08-25-2007, 05:06 PM

Fortunately, they finished their shopping quickly.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-26-2007, 01:05 AM

Unfortunately, there was a stupid member of staff on the till and they got stuck there for AGES until they forgot what it was they were doing.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 08-26-2007, 02:53 AM

Fortunately, while they were held up by all these things it became eagle hunting seasun.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 08-26-2007, 01:11 PM

Unfortunately the eagles left the store.

High King Fingolfin · 08-26-2007, 01:37 PM

Fortunately, the hunters were all waiting outside.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 08-26-2007, 02:08 PM

Unfortunately, the Wargs came, attacked the hunters and then proceeded to eat them.

Gil-Galad · 08-26-2007, 10:41 PM

Fortunately, the Hunters had Hunter-itis and all the Wargs died as a result of eating them

Hammerhand · 08-27-2007, 04:57 AM

Unfortunately, the wargs corpses spontaneously combusted; thus showering the neighbouring vicinity with stomach lining and fur.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-27-2007, 08:33 AM

Fortunately, the wargs stomach lining and fur proved to be an
excellent fertilizer for South Farthing pipeweed, and was much
appreciated by the hobbit agropipeweed industry.

Meneltarmacil · 08-27-2007, 12:03 PM

Unfortunately, the sun exploded.

Gil-Galad · 08-27-2007, 12:26 PM

Fortunately, the Sun exploded in the other direction of Middle Earth, so Far Earth and CLose Earth were immediately harmed

Hammerhand · 08-27-2007, 01:38 PM

Unfortunately, everybody died.

High King Fingolfin · 08-27-2007, 04:41 PM

Fortunately, nobody interesting had died.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 08-27-2007, 11:45 PM

Unfortunately, Sauron was uninteresting.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-30-2007, 08:26 AM

Fortunately, it turned out that interesting Wormtongue
had been the brains behind Sauron and took over
for him (having fooled the hobbits by having a clone
of his shot by the hobbits in the Shire).

High King Fingolfin · 08-30-2007, 09:05 PM

Unfortunately, he proceeded to take over the world.

Meneltarmacil · 08-30-2007, 09:08 PM

Fortunately, all of the people who were killed when the sun exploded earlier rose up as zombies and ate Wormtongue's brains.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 08-31-2007, 07:05 PM

Unfortunately, at that very moment in time the moon also blew up.

Tuor in Gondolin · 09-04-2007, 08:16 AM

Fortunately the moon's explosion only killed flesh eating
zombies (just before they ate Wormtongue's brain).

High King Fingolfin · 09-04-2007, 05:57 PM

Unfortunately, this left Wormtongue completely unnoposed, while he was secretly being controlled by Were-Feanor.

Tuor in Gondolin · 09-07-2007, 08:07 AM

Fortunately Were-Feanor was opposed by, and got
a strong spanking from, Were-Galadriel.

Gil-Galad · 09-07-2007, 09:26 AM

Unfortunately, Mt. Zoom drove over Were-Galadriel thus leaving Were-Feanor in power

Shastanis Althreduin · 09-07-2007, 02:44 PM

Fortunately, Were-Galadriel's only weakness is lemonade.

High King Fingolfin · 09-08-2007, 12:31 AM

Unfortunately, Osse's weird sense of humor caused him to make a lemonade storm at thar very moment.

Shastanis Althreduin · 09-08-2007, 01:07 AM

Fortunately, Were-Galadriel was carrying a lemonade-proof umbrella for just such an occasion.

THE Ka · 09-08-2007, 01:24 AM

Unfortunately, Were-Galadriel had an epidemic of fleas which not only chewed upon her, but her umbrella as well (as it was made from her very own wolfish matts and groomings).

~ Yet Another?! Ka

High King Fingolfin · 09-08-2007, 12:39 PM

Fortunately, she had plenty of Frontline flea-killer with her.

Tuor in Gondolin · 09-14-2007, 08:09 AM

Unfortunately (for him), the fleas were
more attracted to were-Celeborn and so
left were-Galadriel alone without need of
the Frontline flea-killer.

Gil-Galad · 09-14-2007, 08:21 AM

Fortunately, THE DRAGON COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

Tuor in Gondolin · 09-14-2007, 08:29 AM

Unfortunatly for the dragon, The Baggins comes with THE RINGGGGGGGGG!

High King Fingolfin · 09-15-2007, 10:51 PM

Fortunately, the Baggins came with the ring and destroyed it, starting the Fourth Age.

Tuor in Gondolin · 09-17-2007, 08:38 AM

Unfortunately the dragon time-slipped to the
First Age and was beaten up by Acalagon the Black.

Elmo · 09-22-2007, 06:54 AM

Fortunately, Earendil came and smited Ancalagon before he could beat up 'The Dragon' too badly and invited the dragon to the celebratory binge drink, sorry I mean banquet.

Meneltarmacil · 09-23-2007, 11:19 AM

Unfortunately, the intoxicated dragon went berserk and destroyed everything in sight.

Gil-Galad · 09-23-2007, 01:57 PM

Fortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog was around and soothed the dragon down to become his new best friend!

Meneltarmacil · 09-23-2007, 02:31 PM

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom ran over Johnny.

Gil-Galad · 09-23-2007, 02:32 PM

Fortunately, it wasn't fatal and Were-Feanor and Zombie-Boromir helped him up

Shastanis Althreduin · 09-23-2007, 09:49 PM

Unfortunately, Mt. Zoom came back and ran over them too.

08-25-2007, 11:25 AM	#4961
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the Eagles gave them a ride. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-25-2007, 11:34 AM	#4962
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the Eagles were distracted by a sale on at M&S. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-25-2007, 05:06 PM	#4963
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, they finished their shopping quickly. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-26-2007, 01:05 AM	#4964
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, there was a stupid member of staff on the till and they got stuck there for AGES until they forgot what it was they were doing. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-26-2007, 02:53 AM	#4965
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Fortunately, while they were held up by all these things it became eagle hunting seasun. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

08-26-2007, 01:11 PM	#4966
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately the eagles left the store. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

08-26-2007, 01:37 PM	#4967
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, the hunters were all waiting outside. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-26-2007, 02:08 PM	#4968
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, the Wargs came, attacked the hunters and then proceeded to eat them. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

08-26-2007, 10:41 PM	#4969
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Fortunately, the Hunters had Hunter-itis and all the Wargs died as a result of eating them __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-27-2007, 04:57 AM	#4970
Hammerhand Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Dark side of the moon. Posts: 81	Unfortunately, the wargs corpses spontaneously combusted; thus showering the neighbouring vicinity with stomach lining and fur. __________________ A great madness of rage was upon him, so that his eyes shone like the eyes of the Valar.

08-27-2007, 08:33 AM	#4971
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, the wargs stomach lining and fur proved to be an excellent fertilizer for South Farthing pipeweed, and was much appreciated by the hobbit agropipeweed industry. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-27-2007, 12:03 PM	#4972
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the sun exploded. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-27-2007, 12:26 PM	#4973
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Fortunately, the Sun exploded in the other direction of Middle Earth, so Far Earth and CLose Earth were immediately harmed __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-27-2007, 01:38 PM	#4974
Hammerhand Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Dark side of the moon. Posts: 81	Unfortunately, everybody died. __________________ A great madness of rage was upon him, so that his eyes shone like the eyes of the Valar.

08-27-2007, 04:41 PM	#4975
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, nobody interesting had died. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-27-2007, 11:45 PM	#4976
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, Sauron was uninteresting. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

08-30-2007, 08:26 AM	#4977
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, it turned out that interesting Wormtongue had been the brains behind Sauron and took over for him (having fooled the hobbits by having a clone of his shot by the hobbits in the Shire). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-30-2007, 09:05 PM	#4978
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, he proceeded to take over the world. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-30-2007, 09:08 PM	#4979
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, all of the people who were killed when the sun exploded earlier rose up as zombies and ate Wormtongue's brains. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-31-2007, 07:05 PM	#4980
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Unfortunately, at that very moment in time the moon also blew up. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

09-04-2007, 08:16 AM	#4981
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately the moon's explosion only killed flesh eating zombies (just before they ate Wormtongue's brain). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

09-04-2007, 05:57 PM	#4982
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, this left Wormtongue completely unnoposed, while he was secretly being controlled by Were-Feanor. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-07-2007, 08:07 AM	#4983
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately Were-Feanor was opposed by, and got a strong spanking from, Were-Galadriel. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

09-07-2007, 09:26 AM	#4984
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately, Mt. Zoom drove over Were-Galadriel thus leaving Were-Feanor in power __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-07-2007, 02:44 PM	#4985
Shastanis Althreduin Werewolf Psychic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: In fire, water, earth, and air. But mostly water. Posts: 2,832	Fortunately, Were-Galadriel's only weakness is lemonade.

09-08-2007, 12:31 AM	#4986
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, Osse's weird sense of humor caused him to make a lemonade storm at thar very moment. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-08-2007, 01:07 AM	#4987
Shastanis Althreduin Werewolf Psychic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: In fire, water, earth, and air. But mostly water. Posts: 2,832	Fortunately, Were-Galadriel was carrying a lemonade-proof umbrella for just such an occasion.

09-08-2007, 01:24 AM	#4988
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Unfortunately, Were-Galadriel had an epidemic of fleas which not only chewed upon her, but her umbrella as well (as it was made from her very own wolfish matts and groomings). ~ Yet Another?! Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

09-08-2007, 12:39 PM	#4989
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, she had plenty of Frontline flea-killer with her. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-14-2007, 08:09 AM	#4990
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately (for him), the fleas were more attracted to were-Celeborn and so left were-Galadriel alone without need of the Frontline flea-killer. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

09-14-2007, 08:21 AM	#4991
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Fortunately, THE DRAGON COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-14-2007, 08:29 AM	#4992
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunatly for the dragon, The Baggins comes with THE RINGGGGGGGGG! __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

09-15-2007, 10:51 PM	#4993
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, the Baggins came with the ring and destroyed it, starting the Fourth Age. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-17-2007, 08:38 AM	#4994
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately the dragon time-slipped to the First Age and was beaten up by Acalagon the Black. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

09-22-2007, 06:54 AM	#4995
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 633	Fortunately, Earendil came and smited Ancalagon before he could beat up 'The Dragon' too badly and invited the dragon to the celebratory binge drink, sorry I mean banquet. __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering.