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mormegil · 03-02-2006, 07:52 AM

Aragorn: wait, wait, wait, so what you're telling me is that it's good to wash my clothes?

or

Aragorn was master on the battlefield but in the class room he was less than adequate.

Aragorn: I don't get it! How do you get 4 apples by adding 2 and 2 together?

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 03-02-2006, 10:02 AM

The glue factory of Rohan was a sight that could make anyone speechless.

or

The Ranger was baffled for he could not spot the wolves who were hiding in horses' clothing.

**The Saucepan Man** · 03-02-2006, 10:30 AM

Aragorn: Stampede? What stampede?

Farael · 03-02-2006, 10:56 AM

Aragorn realizes too late that he has chosen the wrong group of peers.

narfforc · 03-02-2006, 11:07 AM

Viggo: Come on PJ, if you were going to change so much of the book, couldnt we have had the elephants.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-02-2006, 11:53 AM

A horse with lazar vision melted Legolas!

OR

Aragorn is worried when he sees Frodo and Sam coming around the corner saying "I'm sure Mount Doom is around here somewhere."

Lalwendë · 03-02-2006, 01:17 PM

Aragorn: "Legolas, I heard that. You can't blame the horses this time!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-02-2006, 01:19 PM

Aragorn just saw THIS!!

Holbytlass · 03-02-2006, 01:42 PM

Aragorn: Why thank you, Lake Arm-man, otherwise I won't know what I'm supposed to do next.

Meela · 03-02-2006, 04:15 PM

Aragorn: *reading messages hurriedly scribbled by Rohan soldiers* Giant beachballs... save... houses??

Maeggaladiel · 03-02-2006, 04:31 PM

Aragorn: Why do I keep getting the feeling I'm being followed...?

OR

Aragorn: You hired an entire army of Invisible Riders?!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-02-2006, 07:09 PM

Aragorn just saw Éomer sporting a necklace that looked a lot like the Evenstar . . .

Éomer: Uh, this? Some elven chick I met at some party gave me this. Arrr, she's hot.

Beanamir of Gondor · 03-02-2006, 07:51 PM

Aragorn: Oh please. Oh please. Somebody please tell me that Eowyn is NOT encouraging Gandalf to---AHHH!!!*MY EYES!!!*

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-02-2006, 07:57 PM

Aragorn: Is that Bombadil hang-gliding again . . . uncloaked?!

The Elf-warrior · 03-02-2006, 08:39 PM

Aragorn: "Horses in Rohan? Inconceivable!"

Gurthang · 03-02-2006, 10:39 PM

Aragron: "Arg! I'm so confused... Tell me again... Is this the Lord of the Rings set or the Hidalgo set?"

OR

PJ's rendition of The Ugly Duckling, called The Rather-Human-Looking Foal. (So PJ's not so great in the title-making department.)

OR

The ultimate switch. The Horses do the betting and Aragorn has to run the race.

THE Ka · 03-02-2006, 10:51 PM

Aragorn recieved terrible news that his prog-rock band, The Hazel Dancing Horses and The Man Who Walked A Lot were being dropped by One Eye Records...

A: Why?! You can't do this to us!

Record Rep.: Sorry, if those horses eat one more sound system you'll be singing a different tune... Besides, your name doesn't sell and you seriously need to bathe...

~ Aesthete

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-03-2006, 12:29 AM

Viggo: What do you mean you turned my Dead Army into a bunch of horses?

Lalwendë · 03-03-2006, 02:36 AM

It was Eomer's birthday party and after a rowdy game of musical saddles, the guys decided to play statues. Unfortunately Aragorn wasn't counting on them cheating by using stuffed horses.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-03-2006, 10:29 AM

The guy on the left told Aragorn to 'Look over there!' so he could steal all the horses.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-03-2006, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eomer of the Rohirrim

The guy on the left told Aragorn to 'Look over there!' so he could steal all the horses.

No one understood why he was still looking five hours later.

Valesse · 03-03-2006, 10:43 AM

Viggo practices the Elijah swquak.

OR

Aragorn's mind nearly exploded trying to follow some of the post in the Arrows 'nd Bows thread.

OR

In a final act of desperation, Stider's Lorien cloak and pendent drastically attempt to strange their master, though due to his hardened neck muscles and his brain's apparent indesire for oxygen it was all in vain.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-03-2006, 04:03 PM

"Boromir over there, he's.......he's stealing my pint!"

Gil-Galad · 03-03-2006, 10:41 PM

Aragorn: what is Boromir doing now...

Hello Osgiliath!!!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-04-2006, 01:49 AM

Welcome ladies and Gentlemen, you join us here in Gondor, again for what promises to be the most exciting round of guitar throwing yet. It's the champion, Boromir first up....

OR

Boromir: Watch! I'll hit that Nazgûl right between the eyes!

Meela · 03-04-2006, 03:09 AM

Faramir watches sadly from below as he realises his banjo will never win him the Musical Talent of Middle-earth award against Boromir's rockin' guitar. Heck, he even got Denethor grooving.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 03-04-2006, 05:56 AM

"Do you want to know what happened to Boromir? The ring drove your brother mad."

**The Saucepan Man** · 03-04-2006, 07:10 AM

Faced with the bill for rebuilding Osgiliath Secondary Modern, the producers of Middle Earth Rock School regret their choice of presenter.

Morsul the Dark · 03-04-2006, 09:50 AM

Boromir:this is song thats about heartbreak love and a ring I call it "catapulting the Ring" and also I'll be playing a song close to my heart me and gandlaf wrote it a bit ago called "ninja wizards"

Farael · 03-04-2006, 10:46 AM

Boromir's lattest hit... (just in case anyone does not get it, music... and most of the lyrics... taken from Basket Case, by Green Day)

"Do you have the time
to listen to me whine
about that ring and modor,
all at once?

I am one of those
bad butt sword-wielding fools,
chivalric to the bone
no dobut about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes the ring plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
I want that ring right now,
Frodo c'mon!

I went to Rivendell
To analize my dreams
They said that it's the King who's bringing me down

I met Aragorn
he said "I want the throne"
Shall quit my title 'cos he's claiming it now?

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes the ring plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
I want that ring right now,
Frodo c'mon!"

Gothmog · 03-04-2006, 11:20 AM

During the siege, the forces of Mordor kept throwing rocks over the walls. Therefore Boromir decided to give them some Rock back!

OR

Boromir: Disco's dead! Long live disco! All hail, the new King of Rock!

(Funny typo: wrote "orck" instead of rock. Boromir=King of orcs?)

Valesse · 03-04-2006, 08:31 PM

"Elf booty's got soul! Elf girls like to rock and roll!" (Lord of the Rhymes).

OR

And they said that Denethor was on fire...

Bêthberry · 03-04-2006, 09:43 PM

Boromir practices his Elvish: Môrïtùrí të sálûtànt.

OR

Oi see de sea.

THE Ka · 03-05-2006, 01:10 AM

Boromir: This is Spinal Tap!

... or:

Yet again, Boromir landed himself in The Stranger as drunk of the week, and only won himself another guitar - which he promptly smashed on a passing orc's head...

~ Aesthete

Lhunardawen · 03-05-2006, 02:16 AM

Boromir was feeling inspired to write a new song: No More "This Isn't Osgiliath."

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-05-2006, 02:22 AM

Many had reservations about Boromir's new 'flying machine'.

OR

Boromir: Lets Rock!... AAAGH! I stretched too far!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-05-2006, 04:47 AM

Boromir leads an assault of instrument-armed Gondorians into Mordor.

Estelyn Telcontar · 03-05-2006, 07:29 AM

Boromir sings: Come on Daddy, light my fire!

Parmastahir · 03-05-2006, 09:05 AM

"Hey, Gimli! I found your axe!"

Pun intended (obviously!)

Lalwendë · 03-05-2006, 09:40 AM

Boromir Osbourne: "Sharon!"

03-02-2006, 07:52 AM	#9801
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Aragorn: wait, wait, wait, so what you're telling me is that it's good to wash my clothes? or Aragorn was master on the battlefield but in the class room he was less than adequate. Aragorn: I don't get it! How do you get 4 apples by adding 2 and 2 together? __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

03-02-2006, 10:02 AM	#9802
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	The glue factory of Rohan was a sight that could make anyone speechless. or The Ranger was baffled for he could not spot the wolves who were hiding in horses' clothing. __________________ Fenris Wolf

03-02-2006, 10:30 AM	#9803
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Aragorn: Stampede? What stampede? __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

03-02-2006, 10:56 AM	#9804
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Aragorn realizes too late that he has chosen the wrong group of peers. __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

03-02-2006, 11:07 AM	#9805
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Viggo: Come on PJ, if you were going to change so much of the book, couldnt we have had the elephants. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

03-02-2006, 11:53 AM	#9806
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	A horse with lazar vision melted Legolas! OR Aragorn is worried when he sees Frodo and Sam coming around the corner saying "I'm sure Mount Doom is around here somewhere." __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-02-2006, 01:17 PM	#9807
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Aragorn: "Legolas, I heard that. You can't blame the horses this time!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-02-2006, 01:19 PM	#9808
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn just saw THIS!! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-02-2006, 01:42 PM	#9809
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Aragorn: Why thank you, Lake Arm-man, otherwise I won't know what I'm supposed to do next. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

03-02-2006, 04:15 PM	#9810
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Aragorn: reading messages hurriedly scribbled by Rohan soldiers Giant beachballs... save... houses?? __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-02-2006, 04:31 PM	#9811
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Aragorn: Why do I keep getting the feeling I'm being followed...? OR Aragorn: You hired an entire army of Invisible Riders?! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

03-02-2006, 07:09 PM	#9812
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Uh-oh. Aragorn just saw Éomer sporting a necklace that looked a lot like the Evenstar . . . Éomer: Uh, this? Some elven chick I met at some party gave me this. Arrr, she's hot. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-02-2006, 07:51 PM	#9813
Beanamir of Gondor Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: the Shadow Gallery Posts: 276	Aragorn: Oh please. Oh please. Somebody please tell me that Eowyn is NOT encouraging Gandalf to---AHHH!!!MY EYES!!! __________________ The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream."

03-02-2006, 07:57 PM	#9814
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	More cloaks fall off. Aragorn: Is that Bombadil hang-gliding again . . . uncloaked?! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-02-2006, 08:39 PM	#9815
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Aragorn: "Horses in Rohan? Inconceivable!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

03-02-2006, 10:39 PM	#9816
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Aragron: "Arg! I'm so confused... Tell me again... Is this the Lord of the Rings set or the Hidalgo set?" OR PJ's rendition of The Ugly Duckling, called The Rather-Human-Looking Foal. (So PJ's not so great in the title-making department.) OR The ultimate switch. The Horses do the betting and Aragorn has to run the race. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

03-02-2006, 10:51 PM	#9817
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Aragorn recieved terrible news that his prog-rock band, The Hazel Dancing Horses and The Man Who Walked A Lot were being dropped by One Eye Records... A: Why?! You can't do this to us! Record Rep.: Sorry, if those horses eat one more sound system you'll be singing a different tune... Besides, your name doesn't sell and you seriously need to bathe... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

03-03-2006, 12:29 AM	#9818
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	PJ's script. Viggo: What do you mean you turned my Dead Army into a bunch of horses? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-03-2006, 02:36 AM	#9819
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	It was Eomer's birthday party and after a rowdy game of musical saddles, the guys decided to play statues. Unfortunately Aragorn wasn't counting on them cheating by using stuffed horses. __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-03-2006, 10:29 AM	#9820
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	The guy on the left told Aragorn to 'Look over there!' so he could steal all the horses. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

03-03-2006, 10:43 AM	#9822
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Viggo practices the Elijah swquak. OR Aragorn's mind nearly exploded trying to follow some of the post in the Arrows 'nd Bows thread. OR In a final act of desperation, Stider's Lorien cloak and pendent drastically attempt to strange their master, though due to his hardened neck muscles and his brain's apparent indesire for oxygen it was all in vain. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

03-03-2006, 04:03 PM	#9823
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	"Boromir over there, he's.......he's stealing my pint!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

03-03-2006, 10:41 PM	#9824
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Aragorn: what is Boromir doing now... Hello Osgiliath!!!! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-04-2006, 01:49 AM	#9825
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Welcome ladies and Gentlemen, you join us here in Gondor, again for what promises to be the most exciting round of guitar throwing yet. It's the champion, Boromir first up.... OR Boromir: Watch! I'll hit that Nazgûl right between the eyes! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-04-2006, 03:09 AM	#9826
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Faramir watches sadly from below as he realises his banjo will never win him the Musical Talent of Middle-earth award against Boromir's rockin' guitar. Heck, he even got Denethor grooving. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. Last edited by Meela; 03-04-2006 at 08:23 AM.

03-04-2006, 05:56 AM	#9827
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	"Do you want to know what happened to Boromir? The ring drove your brother mad." __________________ Fenris Wolf

03-04-2006, 07:10 AM	#9828
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Faced with the bill for rebuilding Osgiliath Secondary Modern, the producers of Middle Earth Rock School regret their choice of presenter. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

03-04-2006, 09:50 AM	#9829
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Boromir:this is song thats about heartbreak love and a ring I call it "catapulting the Ring" and also I'll be playing a song close to my heart me and gandlaf wrote it a bit ago called "ninja wizards" __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

03-04-2006, 10:46 AM	#9830
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Boromir's lattest hit... (just in case anyone does not get it, music... and most of the lyrics... taken from Basket Case, by Green Day) "Do you have the time to listen to me whine about that ring and modor, all at once? I am one of those bad butt sword-wielding fools, chivalric to the bone no dobut about it Sometimes I give myself the creeps Sometimes the ring plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up I want that ring right now, Frodo c'mon! I went to Rivendell To analize my dreams They said that it's the King who's bringing me down I met Aragorn he said "I want the throne" Shall quit my title 'cos he's claiming it now? Sometimes I give myself the creeps Sometimes the ring plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up I want that ring right now, Frodo c'mon!" __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

03-04-2006, 11:20 AM	#9831
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	During the siege, the forces of Mordor kept throwing rocks over the walls. Therefore Boromir decided to give them some Rock back! OR Boromir: Disco's dead! Long live disco! All hail, the new King of Rock! (Funny typo: wrote "orck" instead of rock. Boromir=King of orcs?) __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

03-04-2006, 08:31 PM	#9832
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	"Elf booty's got soul! Elf girls like to rock and roll!" (Lord of the Rhymes). OR And they said that Denethor was on fire... __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

03-04-2006, 09:43 PM	#9833
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,977	Boromir practices his Elvish: Môrïtùrí të sálûtànt. OR Oi see de sea. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

03-05-2006, 01:10 AM	#9834
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Boromir: This is Spinal Tap! ... or: Yet again, Boromir landed himself in The Stranger as drunk of the week, and only won himself another guitar - which he promptly smashed on a passing orc's head... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

03-05-2006, 02:16 AM	#9835
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Boromir was feeling inspired to write a new song: No More "This Isn't Osgiliath."

03-05-2006, 02:22 AM	#9836
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Many had reservations about Boromir's new 'flying machine'. OR Boromir: Lets Rock!... AAAGH! I stretched too far! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...