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Durelin · 08-11-2005, 09:59 AM

Gandalf: What? No, Legolas, I'm sorry. Your picture didn't make it into this issue.

or...

Gandalf: I only read it for the articles, I swear!

Gurthang · 08-11-2005, 03:15 PM

Gandalf... yet another innocent victim who saw the breakdancing orcs.

OR

Gandalf is reading the book How To Fall Asleep. (He's gone through most of it already!

)
Method #6,042: "Find a handy object and knock yourself out."

Gil-Galad · 08-11-2005, 03:19 PM

Pippin: In the Year 2000...

Gandalf: must you always do that whenever i read an old book...oooh backstreet boys are back! i'm as agiddy as a schoolgirl!

Boromir88 · 08-11-2005, 05:24 PM

Gandalf: Oh look, this book has a new picture.

Aragorn: Haldir, you really hurt Legolas' feelings.

Haldir: He started it.

Legolas: You called me Captain Obvious! (turns away pouting).

Haldir: Well you are.

Alcarillo · 08-11-2005, 05:28 PM

Aragorn and Haldir argue over the cost of the new bug-zapper.

Gurthang · 08-11-2005, 06:02 PM

Aragorn: "You mean we aren't in Mirkwood?!"
Haldir: "No, you have entered the realm of Galadriel."
Aragorn: "But I followed the directions perfectly. Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"

OR

Legolas can't take his eyes off of those breakdancing orcs.

OR

Haldir: *gossip*
Aragorn: "I'm telling you, I heard he was uncloaked... again!"
Haldir: "No! This is getting out of hand."
Aragorn: "I know. I've even heard that he has a scrapbook full of all the times he's been caught on camera while he was uncloaked!" (see previous pic)
Haldir: "You don't say..." *gossip*

OR

Haldir: "So, I push Legolas over the edge, and you'll let me have your sword."
Aragorn: "Right. It is agreed."
Haldir: "We have an accord." (<--Pirates of the Caribbean)

Aragorn: "Shake on it."

OR

Haldir: "Inconceivable!"

OR

Aragron (talking about Legolas and Haldir): "I hate being the middle-man when they fight like this."

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-11-2005, 07:00 PM

Aragorn: It was just a bit of shampoo. You misjudge poor Legolas!

Haldir: I don't want to be his judge. I want to be his executioner.

Gil-Galad · 08-11-2005, 07:38 PM

~old pic~

Gandalf: maybe if i stare at this long enough they'll think i'm reading it

Aragorn: he still can't read can he

Frodo: nope

Boromir88 · 08-11-2005, 08:07 PM

Extending on to my previous...

Aragorn: Haldir, you really hurt Legolas' feelings.

Haldir: He started it.

Legolas: You called me Captain Obvious (turns and pouts)

Haldir: Captain Obvious! Captain Obvious!

Legolas: I can't hear you.

Aragorn: (brings down voice so Legolas can't hear) Look, we all know he's Captain Obvious, but you know how he gets touchy about being called that.

Haldir: Captain Obvious!

Ainaserkewen · 08-11-2005, 08:57 PM

Haldir: Why are you telling me this?

Aragorn: Because I'm his best friend and he's embarrassed.

Haldir: Is he 45 or something? Who has their friends ask people out for them!?

Kitanna · 08-11-2005, 09:08 PM

Aragorn: Look I'm prepared to give you Legolas, but in return we want Celeborn.
Haldir: No deal.
Aragorn: I'll throw in Sam too.
Haldir:...oh alright. It's a deal.

Lhunardawen · 08-11-2005, 10:34 PM

As Legolas counts, Aragorn and Haldir debate on the best hiding place.

OR

This is Legolas, seconds before falling victim to Aragorn and Haldir's pie-in-the-face prank.

mormegil · 08-11-2005, 10:37 PM

Similar to Alcarillo's but I promise this came immediately to mind before I read it.

Aragorn and Haldir argue over the ethics and morality of using a bug zapper.

Encaitare · 08-11-2005, 11:12 PM

Haldir: Amazing how the new light fixture is doing absolutely nothing to illuminate our surroundings.

or..

Aragorn: Don't look now, but there are people observing us from the bushes.
Haldir: That stupid nancy Prince of Mirkwood -- he's guarding us on the wrong side!

or...

Elf Hiding in the Bush: Hah, the hilt of that scruffy guy's sword looks really questionable.
Other Elf Hiding in the Bush: No wonder poor Haldir looks so surprised.

or...

Little do Aragorn and Haldir realize that they've walked right into Legolas' and the Lorien Elves' game of hide-and-seek.

Alcarillo · 08-12-2005, 12:06 AM

Legolas to Aragorn: First you dared me to uncloak Gandalf, then you dared me to dance with those orcs, and now you dare me to get zapped by the bug zapper!? I've had it with you!

stomps off

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-12-2005, 12:56 AM

Aragorn: So there you have it! Balrogs do have wings!

Haldir: It cannot be!

OR

Aragorn: So there’s my plan! What do you think?

Haldir: What? You haven’t told me anything. You just came in here and said 'so there’s my plan'.

Oddwen · 08-12-2005, 04:48 AM

Aragorn: Look what I carved!
Haldir: Is it alive?
Legolas: I'm a real boy!

That was strange.

**The Saucepan Man** · 08-12-2005, 05:14 AM

Aragorn: Haldir, did anyone ever tell you what beautiful eyes you have?

Haldir: Why Aragorn, I ...

Legolas: Oh my God! They're going to kiss! I'm not looking! I'm not looking! *turns away*

Oddwen · 08-12-2005, 05:34 AM

Aragorn: Some day lad, all this will be yours.
Leggy: The curtains?

Aragorn: Now you stay here, and make sure nobody comes in until I get back.
Haldir: Right. You stay here, and don't let anyone in until I get back.
Aragorn: No, YOU stay here...

CaptainofDespair · 08-12-2005, 06:37 AM

Haldir: So, you have the Ringbearer?
Aragorn: Yes. Yes, we do.
Haldir: Can I have him? It's my birthday.
Aragorn: Uh, no. But you can have Legolas.
Legolas: Fine! *after a short pause* Gimli! I need to be consoled!

or

Aragorn: I'm going to be King some day. But, I want more than Gondor.
Haldir: So, if I help you overthrow Galadriel and Celeborn, you'll make me Lord of Lorien?
Aragorn: Yes.
Haldir: I won't do it.
Aragorn: I'll let you have Celeborn...
Haldir: Yay!

or

Aragorn: Okay, Haldir. Here's my plan. I need you to speak in Elvish, so I can pretend to not understand you.
Haldir: Why?
Aragorn: It'll increase my screen time, and that'll make Boromir really mad.
Haldir: Cool. I'll do it.
Aragorn: And, it'll also prevent those Hobbits from giving me a bath.

Holbytlass · 08-12-2005, 07:11 AM

Aragorn: Look, it's my understanding that if we want to hide from orcs, we turn OFF the light!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-12-2005, 08:46 AM

Aragorn: "Look, if we focus hard, we can find Legolas, ok?"

Haldir: "Find him? But...he's right over there."

Aragorn: "Yes that's the spirit, let's start looking, eh?"

Haldir: "Turn around, ye gowk!"

Meanwhile...

Legolas: *mutters* "Where is that Aragorn....."

**The Saucepan Man** · 08-12-2005, 08:57 AM

Aragorn comforts a group of wood-elves traumatised by davem's latest antics.

SamwiseGamgee · 08-12-2005, 11:08 AM

Aragorn: Listen, Haldir, don't play hardball. If you know where Gandalf is, just tell me.

Haldir: Friend, if I knew I would tell you. You have my word.

Legolas: Um, you guys... I think I found Gandalf... and he seems to have lost his cloak!

OR

Aragorn: So, if you could, I need you to turn up at Helm's Deep.

Haldir: But... that's not supposed to happen.

Legolas: You're telling me! I was a good character in the book!

Gil-Galad · 08-12-2005, 01:28 PM

Legolas: uh guys...the dragon...it comes in the NIIIIGHT

Aragorn: which one of you showed Legolas www.homestarrunner.com now huh! i swear i'll do something hurtful to you

Elf: What are you going to do? nibble our bums?

Aragorn: i heard that! who said it! come on! chicken...come on attack me!

Elves: right! we can take you!

Aragorn: wait, attack me with these rasberries, there a whole basket each! no come on attack me! you worm!

Elves: right! charge!

Aragorn: when being stalked by an ugly mob with rasberries, simply pull the lever and release the tiger!

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-12-2005, 01:37 PM

Aragorn is the only one not fascinated by the Dwarf mating dances.

OR

Haldir is literally dying of boredom. Aragorn had never been an exciting spokesman.

Meela · 08-12-2005, 03:09 PM

Aragorn and Haldir dare each other to goose Legolas.

Or

Haldir telepathically promises his fellow guards that Aragorn is going straight in that bath the moment he stops talking. The other elf points out that they could have suffocated before then.

The Elf-warrior · 08-12-2005, 07:08 PM

Aragorn and Haldir plot to throw Pippin down a well while Legolas listens to the crickets and the Balrogs, I mean bullfrogs.

Boromir88 · 08-12-2005, 07:11 PM

While the cameramen hide in the bushes Haldir is the new "punk'd" victim.

Encaitare · 08-12-2005, 07:55 PM

Aragorn: But Haldir, I don't have the money yet! Give me till next week. Come on, buddy, be a friend.
Haldir: You don' undahstand, Aragawn. I need da money by tomorrah. An' if I don' get it, Vinnie an' Tony here -- an Nicholas over there, if he stops playin' with his hair long enuff -- are gonna make ya real sorry.
Aragorn: I'm not afraid of you.
Haldir: Yeah? I think you'll be singin' a different tune after we've paid yer lady friend a visit.
Aragorn: You $&#*!!!
Haldir: You kiss yer motha with that mouth?
Aragorn: My mother died when I was a kid and you know it.
Haldir: Oh, yeah. Bein' mortal an' all. Musta slipped my mind. *dons shades* Money by tomorrah, or else. Hanyealyë?
Aragorn: What?
Haldir: *sigh* Capische?
Aragorn: Oh. Yeah. I capische.
Haldir: No. What you oughta say is hanyëan. Or hanyeanyë, if it makes ya feel better. An' if you don' get me the money, you're gonna need to feel better.
Graham Chapman: This is getting much too silly.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-13-2005, 12:57 AM

Legolas was finding it hard to give up gossip for lent.

OR

Aragorn: Hay, Haldir, we really need your help. You see-

Haldir: Oh my Eru! It can talk!

Morsul the Dark · 08-13-2005, 08:23 AM

Aragorn:Legolas keep watch (legolas keeps watch) yo haldir my homie whats up G you got the stuff?

Haldir:You got the dough?

Aragorn:I got it

Haldir:Than i got the stuff....but be careful this shampoo even gets rid of dandriff

Leglas:Come on man I need my BUZZ!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-13-2005, 11:08 AM

Aragorn: You got the stuff?

Haldir: Yeah, you got the money?

Aragorn: Yeah I got the money. Now show me the stuff.

Haldir: You don't see the stuff 'till I see the money.

Legolas: Oh good grief, there’s only one-way to stop this. He's wearing a wire!

Haldir: What? Why you son of a Warg! *Elves shoot Aragorn*

Morsul the Dark · 08-13-2005, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brinniel

Gimli: Must.....not....sleep. Must....stay......awake. Too.....late......zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

These captions are funny, but perhaps we should open a new thread. It forever for that last picture to load!

going back to page 4 or 5 i found this quote i just wanted to share it considering how long the thread is now

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 08-13-2005, 01:48 PM

Aragorn: Guards, make sure Legolas doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
Haldir: Not to leave the room... even if you come and get him.
Guard #2: Hiccup
Aragorn: No, no. *Until* I come and get him.
Haldir: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.
Aragorn: No, no, no. You *stay* in the room, and make sure *he* doesn't leave.
Haldir: And you'll come and get him.
Guard #2: Hiccup
Aragorn: Right.
Haldir: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room.
Aragorn: No, no. *Leaving* the room.
Haldir: Leaving the room, yes.
Aragorn: All right?
Guard #2: Hiccup

or

Aragorn: So, who are we going to lynch tonight?

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-13-2005, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morsul the Dark

Originally Posted by Brinniel
These captions are funny, but perhaps we should open a new thread. It forever for that last picture to load!

going back to page 4 or 5 i found this quote i just wanted to share it considering how long the thread is now

NOOO! We can't start a new thread! I'd have to start my record breaking captioning from scratch!

[331 posts now!]

Anyway; a caption...

Vigo: Listen. You tell Peter Jackson that he'd better get me a part in The Hobbit or I'll tell the world about his secret obsession with monkeys.

Gurthang · 08-13-2005, 05:53 PM

Haldir: "For the last time, we are not going to let you into the Long Blonde Hair Club. You don't have long blonde hair!"
Legolas: "I don't know him, I swear."

Lhunardawen · 08-14-2005, 01:07 AM

The Hunter eavesdrops on the two remaining Werewolves.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-14-2005, 02:17 AM

Haldir: I've seen a bird fly! I've seen a house fly! But I ain't never seen a Balrog fly!

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-14-2005, 10:04 AM

Aragorn: Psst! Haldir! Here's a new Picture!

Haldir: What? Speak up!

Frodo: That Book token was out of date you little sneak!

08-11-2005, 03:15 PM	#6602
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,435	Gandalf... yet another innocent victim who saw the breakdancing orcs. OR Gandalf is reading the book How To Fall Asleep. (He's gone through most of it already! ) Method #6,042: "Find a handy object and knock yourself out." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-11-2005, 03:19 PM	#6603
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	Pippin: In the Year 2000... Gandalf: must you always do that whenever i read an old book...oooh backstreet boys are back! i'm as agiddy as a schoolgirl! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-11-2005, 05:24 PM	#6604
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,511	Gandalf: Oh look, this book has a new picture. Aragorn: Haldir, you really hurt Legolas' feelings. Haldir: He started it. Legolas: You called me Captain Obvious! (turns away pouting). Haldir: Well you are. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-11-2005, 06:02 PM	#6606
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,435	Here we go again.... Aragorn: "You mean we aren't in Mirkwood?!" Haldir: "No, you have entered the realm of Galadriel." Aragorn: "But I followed the directions perfectly. Ohh! I hate MapQuest!" OR Legolas can't take his eyes off of those breakdancing orcs. OR Haldir: gossip Aragorn: "I'm telling you, I heard he was uncloaked... again!" Haldir: "No! This is getting out of hand." Aragorn: "I know. I've even heard that he has a scrapbook full of all the times he's been caught on camera while he was uncloaked!" (see previous pic) Haldir: "You don't say..." gossip OR Haldir: "So, I push Legolas over the edge, and you'll let me have your sword." Aragorn: "Right. It is agreed." Haldir: "We have an accord." (<--Pirates of the Caribbean) Aragorn: "Shake on it." OR Haldir: "Inconceivable!" OR Aragron (talking about Legolas and Haldir): "I hate being the middle-man when they fight like this." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-11-2005, 07:00 PM	#6607
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,338	"Borrowing" some jokes. Aragorn: It was just a bit of shampoo. You misjudge poor Legolas! Haldir: I don't want to be his judge. I want to be his executioner. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-11-2005, 09:59 AM	#6601
Durelin Estelo dagnir, Melo ring Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,083	Gandalf: What? No, Legolas, I'm sorry. Your picture didn't make it into this issue. or... Gandalf: I only read it for the articles, I swear!

08-11-2005, 05:28 PM	#6605
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,014	Aragorn and Haldir argue over the cost of the new bug-zapper.

08-11-2005, 07:38 PM	#6608
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	Go Duck Dodgers! ~old pic~ Gandalf: maybe if i stare at this long enough they'll think i'm reading it Aragorn: he still can't read can he Frodo: nope __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-11-2005, 08:07 PM	#6609
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,511	Extending on to my previous... Aragorn: Haldir, you really hurt Legolas' feelings. Haldir: He started it. Legolas: You called me Captain Obvious (turns and pouts) Haldir: Captain Obvious! Captain Obvious! Legolas: I can't hear you. Aragorn: (brings down voice so Legolas can't hear) Look, we all know he's Captain Obvious, but you know how he gets touchy about being called that. Haldir: Captain Obvious! __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-11-2005, 08:57 PM	#6610
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 662	slash... Haldir: Why are you telling me this? Aragorn: Because I'm his best friend and he's embarrassed. Haldir: Is he 45 or something? Who has their friends ask people out for them!? __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

08-11-2005, 09:08 PM	#6611
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,212	Aragorn: Look I'm prepared to give you Legolas, but in return we want Celeborn. Haldir: No deal. Aragorn: I'll throw in Sam too. Haldir:...oh alright. It's a deal. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-11-2005, 10:34 PM	#6612
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,564	As Legolas counts, Aragorn and Haldir debate on the best hiding place. OR This is Legolas, seconds before falling victim to Aragorn and Haldir's pie-in-the-face prank.

08-11-2005, 10:37 PM	#6613
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,657	Similar to Alcarillo's but I promise this came immediately to mind before I read it. Aragorn and Haldir argue over the ethics and morality of using a bug zapper. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

08-11-2005, 11:12 PM	#6614
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,903	Haldir: Amazing how the new light fixture is doing absolutely nothing to illuminate our surroundings. or.. Aragorn: Don't look now, but there are people observing us from the bushes. Haldir: That stupid nancy Prince of Mirkwood -- he's guarding us on the wrong side! or... Elf Hiding in the Bush: Hah, the hilt of that scruffy guy's sword looks really questionable. Other Elf Hiding in the Bush: No wonder poor Haldir looks so surprised. or... Little do Aragorn and Haldir realize that they've walked right into Legolas' and the Lorien Elves' game of hide-and-seek.

08-12-2005, 12:06 AM	#6615
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,014	Legolas to Aragorn: First you dared me to uncloak Gandalf, then you dared me to dance with those orcs, and now you dare me to get zapped by the bug zapper!? I've had it with you! stomps off

08-12-2005, 12:56 AM	#6616
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Mr. Dead hand agrees. Aragorn: So there you have it! Balrogs do have wings! Haldir: It cannot be! OR Aragorn: So there’s my plan! What do you think? Haldir: What? You haven’t told me anything. You just came in here and said 'so there’s my plan'. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-12-2005, 04:48 AM	#6617
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,166	Aragorn: Look what I carved! Haldir: Is it alive? Legolas: I'm a real boy! That was strange. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-12-2005, 05:14 AM	#6618
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,436	Aragorn: Haldir, did anyone ever tell you what beautiful eyes you have? Haldir: Why Aragorn, I ... Legolas: Oh my God! They're going to kiss! I'm not looking! I'm not looking! turns away __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

08-12-2005, 05:34 AM	#6619
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,166	Aragorn: Some day lad, all this will be yours. Leggy: The curtains? Aragorn: Now you stay here, and make sure nobody comes in until I get back. Haldir: Right. You stay here, and don't let anyone in until I get back. Aragorn: No, YOU stay here... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-12-2005, 06:37 AM	#6620
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 432	Haldir: So, you have the Ringbearer? Aragorn: Yes. Yes, we do. Haldir: Can I have him? It's my birthday. Aragorn: Uh, no. But you can have Legolas. Legolas: Fine! after a short pause Gimli! I need to be consoled! or Aragorn: I'm going to be King some day. But, I want more than Gondor. Haldir: So, if I help you overthrow Galadriel and Celeborn, you'll make me Lord of Lorien? Aragorn: Yes. Haldir: I won't do it. Aragorn: I'll let you have Celeborn... Haldir: Yay! or Aragorn: Okay, Haldir. Here's my plan. I need you to speak in Elvish, so I can pretend to not understand you. Haldir: Why? Aragorn: It'll increase my screen time, and that'll make Boromir really mad. Haldir: Cool. I'll do it. Aragorn: And, it'll also prevent those Hobbits from giving me a bath.

08-12-2005, 07:11 AM	#6621
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,056	Aragorn: Look, it's my understanding that if we want to hide from orcs, we turn OFF the light! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

08-12-2005, 08:46 AM	#6622
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,916	Aragorn: "Look, if we focus hard, we can find Legolas, ok?" Haldir: "Find him? But...he's right over there." Aragorn: "Yes that's the spirit, let's start looking, eh?" Haldir: "Turn around, ye gowk!" Meanwhile... Legolas: mutters "Where is that Aragorn....." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-12-2005, 08:57 AM	#6623
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,436	Aragorn comforts a group of wood-elves traumatised by davem's latest antics. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

08-12-2005, 11:08 AM	#6624
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Aragorn: Listen, Haldir, don't play hardball. If you know where Gandalf is, just tell me. Haldir: Friend, if I knew I would tell you. You have my word. Legolas: Um, you guys... I think I found Gandalf... and he seems to have lost his cloak! OR Aragorn: So, if you could, I need you to turn up at Helm's Deep. Haldir: But... that's not supposed to happen. Legolas: You're telling me! I was a good character in the book! __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

08-12-2005, 01:28 PM	#6625
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	Monty Python Reruns...next it'll be Bowling For Soup songs Legolas: uh guys...the dragon...it comes in the NIIIIGHT Aragorn: which one of you showed Legolas www.homestarrunner.com now huh! i swear i'll do something hurtful to you Elf: What are you going to do? nibble our bums? Aragorn: i heard that! who said it! come on! chicken...come on attack me! Elves: right! we can take you! Aragorn: wait, attack me with these rasberries, there a whole basket each! no come on attack me! you worm! Elves: right! charge! Aragorn: when being stalked by an ugly mob with rasberries, simply pull the lever and release the tiger! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-12-2005, 01:37 PM	#6626
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Aragorn is the only one not fascinated by the Dwarf mating dances. OR Haldir is literally dying of boredom. Aragorn had never been an exciting spokesman. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-12-2005, 03:09 PM	#6627
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,070	Aragorn and Haldir dare each other to goose Legolas. Or Haldir telepathically promises his fellow guards that Aragorn is going straight in that bath the moment he stops talking. The other elf points out that they could have suffocated before then. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. Last edited by Meela; 03-22-2007 at 09:28 PM.

08-12-2005, 07:08 PM	#6628
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Aragorn and Haldir plot to throw Pippin down a well while Legolas listens to the crickets and the Balrogs, I mean bullfrogs. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-12-2005, 07:11 PM	#6629
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,511	While the cameramen hide in the bushes Haldir is the new "punk'd" victim. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-12-2005, 07:55 PM	#6630
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,903	Aragorn: But Haldir, I don't have the money yet! Give me till next week. Come on, buddy, be a friend. Haldir: You don' undahstand, Aragawn. I need da money by tomorrah. An' if I don' get it, Vinnie an' Tony here -- an Nicholas over there, if he stops playin' with his hair long enuff -- are gonna make ya real sorry. Aragorn: I'm not afraid of you. Haldir: Yeah? I think you'll be singin' a different tune after we've paid yer lady friend a visit. Aragorn: You $&#!!! Haldir:* You kiss yer motha with that mouth? Aragorn: My mother died when I was a kid and you know it. Haldir: Oh, yeah. Bein' mortal an' all. Musta slipped my mind. dons shades Money by tomorrah, or else. Hanyealyë? Aragorn: What? Haldir: sigh Capische? Aragorn: Oh. Yeah. I capische. Haldir: No. What you oughta say is hanyëan. Or hanyeanyë, if it makes ya feel better. An' if you don' get me the money, you're gonna need to feel better. Graham Chapman: This is getting much too silly. Last edited by Encaitare; 08-15-2005 at 08:59 PM.

08-13-2005, 12:57 AM	#6631
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Pheasants in the Pipes Legolas was finding it hard to give up gossip for lent. OR Aragorn: Hay, Haldir, we really need your help. You see- Haldir: Oh my Eru! It can talk! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-13-2005, 08:23 AM	#6632
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,492	Aragorn:Legolas keep watch (legolas keeps watch) yo haldir my homie whats up G you got the stuff? Haldir:You got the dough? Aragorn:I got it Haldir:Than i got the stuff....but be careful this shampoo even gets rid of dandriff Leglas:Come on man I need my BUZZ!! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-13-2005, 11:08 AM	#6633
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Aragorn: You got the stuff? Haldir: Yeah, you got the money? Aragorn: Yeah I got the money. Now show me the stuff. Haldir: You don't see the stuff 'till I see the money. Legolas: Oh good grief, there’s only one-way to stop this. He's wearing a wire! Haldir: What? Why you son of a Warg! Elves shoot Aragorn __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-13-2005, 01:48 PM	#6635
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,237	Not another Holy Grail caption... Aragorn: Guards, make sure Legolas doesn't leave this room until I come and get him. Haldir: Not to leave the room... even if you come and get him. Guard #2: Hiccup Aragorn: No, no. Until I come and get him. Haldir: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room. Aragorn: No, no, no. You stay in the room, and make sure he doesn't leave. Haldir: And you'll come and get him. Guard #2: Hiccup Aragorn: Right. Haldir: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room. Aragorn: No, no. Leaving the room. Haldir: Leaving the room, yes. Aragorn: All right? Guard #2: Hiccup or Aragorn: So, who are we going to lynch tonight? __________________ Fenris Wolf

08-13-2005, 05:53 PM	#6637
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,435	Haldir: "For the last time, we are not going to let you into the Long Blonde Hair Club. You don't have long blonde hair!" Legolas: "I don't know him, I swear." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.