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Hookbill the Goomba · 04-25-2006, 09:21 AM

Gandalf: We've been here all day! Time for a new picture!

Merry's tree transformation begins at the face!

OR

The Ent equivalent of an iPod.

Formendacil · 04-25-2006, 09:27 AM

Pippin: "Look at the size of that cork!!! Merry! Where's the bottle?"

Kuruharan · 04-25-2006, 09:30 AM

Merry: This, my friend, is a gallon!!

Pippin: It comes in gallons?! I'm getting one!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-25-2006, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Formendacil

Pippin: "Look at the size of that cork!!! Merry! Where's the bottle?"

Merry: I don't know. Someone must have shaken it up, because when Tree beard pulled it out he suddenly disappeared with great speed.

OR

Merry's Tommy Cooper impressions weren't too good seeing as the hat didn't fit him too well.

Oddwen · 04-25-2006, 10:51 AM

Merry: Help help, it's eating my face!!! AAAARGHHH!
Pippin: MERR-REEEEEEEE!

mormegil · 04-25-2006, 11:49 AM

Merry has despaired and decided to take his own life, yet neither he nor Pippin seem to truly grasp the concept.

Gurthang · 04-25-2006, 12:06 PM

Pippin: "I told you not to lie! I totally warned you!"
Merry: "Yeah, but my name's not even Pinochio(sp?)!"

davem · 04-25-2006, 12:41 PM

Pippin tries to warn Merry about the Giant grey were-chicken behind them but Merry has already seen it & given up all hope, seeking solace in drink as his father had before him. Merry's family history is the unspoken tragedy of the Shire hobbits. He had hoped to escape the family curse by dedicating himself to Frodo's quest, but fate had caught up with him at last.

Merry:'No, Pip, there is no solace for me but in the bottle. I am lost! Save yourself!'

Pippin:'No, Merry, I shall stand by you!

Merry:'Dear Pip! (hic!) You inspire Me! Let us turn & face our foe & make a stand as may be worthy of a song! (Hurls his giant beaker at the beast as the slow kindled courage of his race becomes a fire in his breast).

Pippin: 'I love you'....

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-25-2006, 12:46 PM

Merry fools around with a horse's nosebag; but Pippin realises that it is the Nosebag of Doom!!!

or

Merry's impression of Pippin's mother does not go down too well.

Eonwe · 04-25-2006, 01:48 PM

I don't feal qualified for this in the least, but you've had all day!

And Merry wore that bucket over his head from that day on. You see, it is no small matter to see Gandalf...uncloaked!

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-25-2006, 02:13 PM

Merry: *Champ, Chomp!* Mmm! Delicious!

Pippin: Stop! That's Treebeard's Son!

OR

Treebeard hadn't been happy with Merry's "You're jokes are rather wooden" comments, so he shoved a stump into his face.

Morsul the Dark · 04-25-2006, 03:58 PM

Pippin tries to hold a drunken merry's angry attempts at killing Gandalf
Merry:*hiccup* Im tellin' ya Pip he's uncloaked one too many times I'm going ta kill 'im *hiccup*
Pippin:No he'll kill you
Merry:*Vomit* when Im done with Him I'll kill all three of you too Pip!

The Elf-warrior · 04-25-2006, 06:50 PM

Merry: "Pippin, don't drink it! You'll get Treebeard's germs!"

mormegil · 04-25-2006, 08:26 PM

Pippin: MERRY NO!!! That's Treebeards personal latrine!

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-25-2006, 11:48 PM

Pippin: Look out!

Merry: What? I can't see.

Pippin: Stop drinking and you'll see!

Merry: Stop drinking? Are you mad?

OR

Merry's telescope still needed some finishing touches.

Gandalf_the _white · 04-26-2006, 04:35 AM

can't see that pic

Lalwendë · 04-26-2006, 06:21 AM

Pity poor Pippin, he hadn't seen the Empty Child episode of the 2005 series of Doctor Who. If this misfortune had not befallen him then he would have known to leave Merry well alone as his skull cracked and his face changed shape and he uttered those fateful words: "Are you my Mummy?"

Kitanna · 04-26-2006, 07:44 AM

Friends don't let friends ride drunk.
Pippin: Merry, give me the reins to your pony, you're too drunk to ride.

or

Pippin was a little too late in warning Merry about the Rohirrim's spitoon.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 04-26-2006, 08:25 AM

Pippin: Merry, enough with the gasoline! They need the fire-blowing act now!

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-26-2006, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gandalf_the _white

can't see that pic

Try THIS

Pippin: Don’t do this, Merry! Think of the people who love you!

Merry: I hate the people who love me and they hate me!

Gurthang · 04-26-2006, 08:41 AM

Pippin: "Merry quick! We've got to hide; the orcs are coming!"
Merry: "Okay." *hides face in jug*
Pippin: "That'll never work! There's no room for me!"

OR

Pippin tries to hold him back, but Merry just has this urge to jump into the strange floating urn.

narfforc · 04-26-2006, 08:43 AM

Merry re-enacting the famous Bilbo BBQ Binge, where he threw up in Bag-End

Lalwendë · 04-26-2006, 08:52 AM

Pippin: "Please, Merry! Don't do it! Don't wear that oversized beanie hat! What with your 3/4 length pants, you'll just look like a chav!"

davem · 04-26-2006, 12:27 PM

Merry: 'Oh, Pippin! It is glorious - there is a whole world contained in here & I gaze down upon it as a God!'

Pippin: 'Do not speak so! The Gods are ever listening, ever ready to strike down the proud!

Merry: 'But it is glorious - there are palaces, meads; great kings lead their armies into battle to strike down their foes into the dust!'

Pippin: 'Speak on - what else do you see (though I fear the just wrath of the Gods for asking!).

Merry: 'Mountains & seas, great forests & lonely crags! Wild kine & flittermice! Horses race upon the plains beneath a gibbous moon!'

Pippin: 'Horses! Cast the accursed thing from you!'

Merry: 'Ah! Ah! I cannot! They hold me with their eyes!'

Pippin: 'All is lost!' (Sits by the dead fire & casts ashes upon his head...)

Maeggaladiel · 04-26-2006, 01:51 PM

Merry and Pippin run into the Tootsie Rolls of Unusual Size (T.R.U.S.). The only candy that eats YOU.

CaptainofDespair · 04-26-2006, 02:05 PM

Merry and Pippin journey ever deeper into Fangorn Forest.

Merry: *rummages in his oversized pack* Now, where'd I put that...
Pippin: We don't have time for this Merry! We could be attacked at any second!
Merry: Uh-huh. So? I'm not afraid of some silly Ents or ugly Orcs.

Merry was never heard from again. Pippin survived, however, but could only recount fragments of the horror he had witnessed. He would rant and rave about a 'DM' and 'Crossing Him', and none could figure what he meant. In his sleep, Pippin would call out to a long-dead Merry, crying 'Not the Squirrels!'.

Meela · 04-26-2006, 05:42 PM

When it came to escape ideas, Merry really was scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Kath · 04-26-2006, 05:45 PM

Pippin began to think that Merry was taking the Doctor Who impersonations a little too far.

OR

Merry: Help me Pippin! I'm stuck!

EDIT: Just noticed that first one is very similar to Lal's. I'll leave it, but apologies go with it. That'll teach me not to read the thread before posting

The Only Real Estel · 04-26-2006, 06:58 PM

Here in Fangorn Pippin ran into what he thought was just a myth...the Elephant Man. (or should we say Oliphaunt Man

)

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-27-2006, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Only Real Estel

Here in Fangorn Pippin ran into what he thought was just a myth...the Elephant Man. (or should we say Oliphaunt Man

)

The Oliphaunt Man: Is he man or is he Oliphaunt?

Pippin: Oi! Clear that mess up!

OR

Pippin had reservations about Merry's diving helmet.

Gandalf_the _white · 04-27-2006, 05:16 AM

Merry: PJ I just can't do it! I can't cut another part from the original LOTR!!!

Pipppin: Don't question his authority you'll just end up with... (clunk) ....A bucket on your head?!?!

The Only Real Estel · 04-27-2006, 07:53 AM

Pippin: "Come on Merry, I want some of the cookie dough too!"

Hama Of The Riddermark · 04-27-2006, 03:26 PM

Elrond: They're throwing elephants at us?

Glirdan · 04-27-2006, 03:44 PM

Elrond: That's wierd. I thought Balrog's didn't have wings!!

Meela · 04-27-2006, 04:11 PM

Elrond: What d'you mean, they didn't bother making me a helmet?

Or

Elrond suddenly realises he's left his helmet in Rivendell.

Or

Elrond suddenly realises he's left his helmet in Rivendell. And his sword. And his shield...

THE Ka · 04-27-2006, 04:53 PM

It was the last thing Elrond would have prepared for, but alas, it happened...

Oh great! Just wonderful! There goes my eyes... I should have brought my sunglasses...

~ Aesthete

Maeggaladiel · 04-27-2006, 05:12 PM

Looking at his fellow soldiers, Elrond couldn't help but feel he'd forgotten something.... But what?

OR

It's a little-known fact that Elrond was originally a Roman Legionaire.

The Only Real Estel · 04-27-2006, 08:23 PM

Elrond soon found out that, yes, there were birds overhead; & no, they didn't care too much if their "business" landed on his Half-Elven cheek.

The Elf-warrior · 04-27-2006, 09:03 PM

The Orcs were not afraid of the Phantom of Opera.

Alcarillo · 04-27-2006, 11:15 PM

Elrond was a notoriously messy eater, especially when it came to chocolate.

04-25-2006, 09:21 AM	#10481
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	News! Gandalf: We've been here all day! Time for a new picture! Merry's tree transformation begins at the face! OR The Ent equivalent of an iPod. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-25-2006, 09:27 AM	#10482
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,317	Pippin: "Look at the size of that cork!!! Merry! Where's the bottle?" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

04-25-2006, 09:30 AM	#10483
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,639	This next joke is sad, but probably inevitable...may as well get it out of the way Merry: This, my friend, is a gallon!! Pippin: It comes in gallons?! I'm getting one!! __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

04-25-2006, 10:51 AM	#10485
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,166	Merry: Help help, it's eating my face!!! AAAARGHHH! Pippin: MERR-REEEEEEEE! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

04-25-2006, 11:49 AM	#10486
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,657	Merry has despaired and decided to take his own life, yet neither he nor Pippin seem to truly grasp the concept. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

04-25-2006, 12:06 PM	#10487
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,435	Pippin: "I told you not to lie! I totally warned you!" Merry: "Yeah, but my name's not even Pinochio(sp?)!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

04-25-2006, 12:41 PM	#10488
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Pippin tries to warn Merry about the Giant grey were-chicken behind them but Merry has already seen it & given up all hope, seeking solace in drink as his father had before him. Merry's family history is the unspoken tragedy of the Shire hobbits. He had hoped to escape the family curse by dedicating himself to Frodo's quest, but fate had caught up with him at last. Merry:'No, Pip, there is no solace for me but in the bottle. I am lost! Save yourself!' Pippin:'No, Merry, I shall stand by you! Merry:'Dear Pip! (hic!) You inspire Me! Let us turn & face our foe & make a stand as may be worthy of a song! (Hurls his giant beaker at the beast as the slow kindled courage of his race becomes a fire in his breast). Pippin: 'I love you'.... __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."

04-25-2006, 12:46 PM	#10489
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,916	Merry fools around with a horse's nosebag; but Pippin realises that it is the Nosebag of Doom!!! or Merry's impression of Pippin's mother does not go down too well. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-25-2006, 01:48 PM	#10490
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 690	I don't feal qualified for this in the least, but you've had all day! And Merry wore that bucket over his head from that day on. You see, it is no small matter to see Gandalf...uncloaked! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

04-25-2006, 02:13 PM	#10491
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Merry: Champ, Chomp! Mmm! Delicious! Pippin: Stop! That's Treebeard's Son! OR Treebeard hadn't been happy with Merry's "You're jokes are rather wooden" comments, so he shoved a stump into his face. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-25-2006, 03:58 PM	#10492
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,492	Pippin tries to hold a drunken merry's angry attempts at killing Gandalf Merry:hiccup Im tellin' ya Pip he's uncloaked one too many times I'm going ta kill 'im hiccup Pippin:No he'll kill you Merry:Vomit when Im done with Him I'll kill all three of you too Pip! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

04-25-2006, 06:50 PM	#10493
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Merry: "Pippin, don't drink it! You'll get Treebeard's germs!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

04-25-2006, 08:26 PM	#10494
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,657	Pippin: MERRY NO!!! That's Treebeards personal latrine! __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

04-25-2006, 11:48 PM	#10495
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Pippin: Look out! Merry: What? I can't see. Pippin: Stop drinking and you'll see! Merry: Stop drinking? Are you mad? OR Merry's telescope still needed some finishing touches. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-26-2006, 04:35 AM	#10496
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	can't see that pic

04-26-2006, 06:21 AM	#10497
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,750	Pity poor Pippin, he hadn't seen the Empty Child episode of the 2005 series of Doctor Who. If this misfortune had not befallen him then he would have known to leave Merry well alone as his skull cracked and his face changed shape and he uttered those fateful words: "Are you my Mummy?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-26-2006, 07:44 AM	#10498
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,212	Friends don't let friends ride drunk. Pippin: Merry, give me the reins to your pony, you're too drunk to ride. or Pippin was a little too late in warning Merry about the Rohirrim's spitoon. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

04-26-2006, 08:25 AM	#10499
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,338	Cheap party tricks. Pippin: Merry, enough with the gasoline! They need the fire-blowing act now! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

04-26-2006, 08:41 AM	#10501
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,435	Pippin: "Merry quick! We've got to hide; the orcs are coming!" Merry: "Okay." hides face in jug Pippin: "That'll never work! There's no room for me!" OR Pippin tries to hold him back, but Merry just has this urge to jump into the strange floating urn. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

04-26-2006, 08:43 AM	#10502
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	I'm sick of this. Merry re-enacting the famous Bilbo BBQ Binge, where he threw up in Bag-End __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

04-26-2006, 08:52 AM	#10503
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,750	Pippin: "Please, Merry! Don't do it! Don't wear that oversized beanie hat! What with your 3/4 length pants, you'll just look like a chav!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-26-2006, 12:27 PM	#10504
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Merry: 'Oh, Pippin! It is glorious - there is a whole world contained in here & I gaze down upon it as a God!' Pippin: 'Do not speak so! The Gods are ever listening, ever ready to strike down the proud! Merry: 'But it is glorious - there are palaces, meads; great kings lead their armies into battle to strike down their foes into the dust!' Pippin: 'Speak on - what else do you see (though I fear the just wrath of the Gods for asking!). Merry: 'Mountains & seas, great forests & lonely crags! Wild kine & flittermice! Horses race upon the plains beneath a gibbous moon!' Pippin: 'Horses! Cast the accursed thing from you!' Merry: 'Ah! Ah! I cannot! They hold me with their eyes!' Pippin: 'All is lost!' (Sits by the dead fire & casts ashes upon his head...) __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."

04-26-2006, 01:51 PM	#10505
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 508	Merry and Pippin run into the Tootsie Rolls of Unusual Size (T.R.U.S.). The only candy that eats YOU. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

04-26-2006, 02:05 PM	#10506
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 432	Merry and Pippin journey ever deeper into Fangorn Forest. Merry: rummages in his oversized pack Now, where'd I put that... Pippin: We don't have time for this Merry! We could be attacked at any second! Merry: Uh-huh. So? I'm not afraid of some silly Ents or ugly Orcs. Merry was never heard from again. Pippin survived, however, but could only recount fragments of the horror he had witnessed. He would rant and rave about a 'DM' and 'Crossing Him', and none could figure what he meant. In his sleep, Pippin would call out to a long-dead Merry, crying 'Not the Squirrels!'.

04-26-2006, 05:42 PM	#10507
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,070	When it came to escape ideas, Merry really was scraping the bottom of the barrel. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

04-26-2006, 05:45 PM	#10508
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,585	Pippin began to think that Merry was taking the Doctor Who impersonations a little too far. OR Merry: Help me Pippin! I'm stuck! EDIT: Just noticed that first one is very similar to Lal's. I'll leave it, but apologies go with it. That'll teach me not to read the thread before posting __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” Last edited by Kath; 04-26-2006 at 05:48 PM.

04-26-2006, 06:58 PM	#10509
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	Here in Fangorn Pippin ran into what he thought was just a myth...the Elephant Man. (or should we say Oliphaunt Man )

04-27-2006, 05:16 AM	#10511
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	Merry: PJ I just can't do it! I can't cut another part from the original LOTR!!! Pipppin: Don't question his authority you'll just end up with... (clunk) ....A bucket on your head?!?!

04-27-2006, 07:53 AM	#10512
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	Did you hear that? Fangorn! We're going to visit the Keebler Elves factory! Pippin: "Come on Merry, I want some of the cookie dough too!"

04-27-2006, 03:26 PM	#10513
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	Elrond: They're throwing elephants at us?

04-27-2006, 03:44 PM	#10514
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,321	Elrond: That's wierd. I thought Balrog's didn't have wings!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

04-27-2006, 04:11 PM	#10515
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,070	Elrond: What d'you mean, they didn't bother making me a helmet? Or Elrond suddenly realises he's left his helmet in Rivendell. Or Elrond suddenly realises he's left his helmet in Rivendell. And his sword. And his shield... __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

04-27-2006, 04:53 PM	#10516
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,522	It was the last thing Elrond would have prepared for, but alas, it happened... Oh great! Just wonderful! There goes my eyes... I should have brought my sunglasses... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

04-27-2006, 05:12 PM	#10517
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 508	Looking at his fellow soldiers, Elrond couldn't help but feel he'd forgotten something.... But what? OR It's a little-known fact that Elrond was originally a Roman Legionaire. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

04-27-2006, 08:23 PM	#10518
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	Elrond soon found out that, yes, there were birds overhead; & no, they didn't care too much if their "business" landed on his Half-Elven cheek. Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 04-27-2006 at 08:35 PM.