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Firefoot · 07-20-2005, 11:22 AM

Gandalf: Nice Theoden... I'm not going to hurt you...

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 07-20-2005, 11:47 AM

Theoden: Gandalf's our friend, Gandalf helps us. No! Mean old man's trying to trick us!

Gandalf: Oh, not you, too!

or

Theoden and his famous "expired fig" imitation.

THE Ka · 07-20-2005, 11:58 AM

Theoden: (in mind) Dirty... FINGERNAILS!

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Gandalf: If you don't behave I'll have to put a cone around you head!

.:~Ka~:.

narfforc · 07-20-2005, 12:54 PM

Gandalf: Hail Thengel son of Fengel, Lord of The Mark.

Theoden: What! Its me Theoden you old fool.

Gandalf: Oo dear, you look like you have had too many late nights in the meadhouse, and if you`d take my advice, lay off the sunbed sessions pruneface.

narfforc · 07-20-2005, 12:57 PM

Gandalf: Hail Theoden son of Thengel, Lord of The Mark.

Theoden: Am I glad to see you Gandalf, you haven`t any laxatives by any chance?

Mithalwen · 07-20-2005, 01:08 PM

Theoden really wished wizards would stop nicking the tealight holders from his garden.....

Lalwendë · 07-20-2005, 01:08 PM

Bernard: "Put the staff down, Ian and stop playing at being Magneto"

Ian: "Ooh, look who's talking! Who've you come as? Dumbledore?"

Durelin · 07-20-2005, 01:40 PM

Looking for some quick cash, Gandalf and Theoden in dirty old man with candy (except without the candy) form do a Preparation H commercial.

This Post was brought to you in part by: CaptainofDespair's Human Sexuality prefessor.

CaptainofDespair · 07-20-2005, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Durelin

Looking for some quick cash, Gandalf and Theoden in dirty old man with candy (except without the candy) form do a Preparation H commercial.

You blatantly stole the dirty old man line...and you know it!

Time for my caption...

Theoden: No! No!! Not the men in white coats!

Gandalf: Oh quiet down, you old coot! I'm not here to give you your injection...today...

Meela · 07-20-2005, 01:53 PM

Council pic:

Gandalf: Eeny meeny Fellowship, which of you will make the trip. If my finger points to you, off to Mordor you go too.

Theoden pic:

Gandalf forgets to return Shadowfax for the ninth time.

davem · 07-20-2005, 01:55 PM

Middle-earth New's roving sports reporter, Gandalf Greyhame interviews the winner of the Rohan bumfights championship:

'Now, Theoden, would you like to say a few words to your legions of loyal fans?'

'Ah, ge' away wi' ye, or I'll kick yer heeed in.....ye got any Dhrink?'

The Only Real Estel · 07-20-2005, 02:32 PM

Theoden: "Ugh, Gandalf! You could at least keep your undershirt buttoned while I'm eating!!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-20-2005, 02:50 PM

Théoden hated losing at chess.

the guy who be short · 07-20-2005, 02:58 PM

Gandalf is so intent on delivering the post, he dares to approach the guard-Theoden of Rohan.

Kitanna · 07-20-2005, 03:10 PM

Gandalf: Good king...I'm not going to hurt you...good king....
Theoden: Bark! Bark!

OR

Theoden: Gah! Milk always does this to me!

The Only Real Estel · 07-20-2005, 03:22 PM

Theoden was beginning to realize that having an Agent take over your body is not as sci-fi as he thought it was.

Lalwendë · 07-20-2005, 04:01 PM

Gandalf: "I've come to take you to Saint Clabbert's..."

Theoden: "Drink! Girls! Ar...."

(you know the rest

)

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-20-2005, 04:22 PM

Gandalf: All right, all right! I promise not to be Gandalf the grey uncloaked, just put you're trousers back on! Phew!

OR

Théoden: I do not have a drug problem!

Oddwen · 07-20-2005, 06:14 PM

Theoden: Stop calling me Cerberus!

Or...

Some Werewolvish transformations are scarier than others.

The Only Real Estel · 07-20-2005, 06:26 PM

Gandalf soon found out what a werewolf transformation really looked like.

Formendacil · 07-20-2005, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meela

Gandalf forgets to return Shadowfax for the ninth time.

Theoden: "You could have at least returned him with a full tank of gas."

The Elf-warrior · 07-20-2005, 08:53 PM

Theoden: "How dare you tell me that Grima is not to be trusted! That's a conspiracy theory!"

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-20-2005, 10:09 PM

Théoden: I told you not to let Nilpaurion play in the next Werewolves game!

Lhunardawen · 07-21-2005, 01:20 AM

Aragorn (in the background): See, Legolas? I told you the staff's not fake.

Holbytlass · 07-21-2005, 05:53 AM

Theoden: You know the law, Gandalf....move your feet, loose your seat!!

Lalwendë · 07-21-2005, 06:54 AM

Theoden: "Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be....Kenny Rogers!"

Gil-Galad · 07-21-2005, 07:18 AM

Gandalf: Must...Resist...Stupidity Impulse...Hey a Old Man!

Boromir88 · 07-21-2005, 07:21 AM

Theoden: You trounced through my shrubbery! Now you must go find me another shrubbery!

Gandalf: Please, not that, aren't you being a little irrational?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-21-2005, 07:32 AM

Gandalf's patented 'bowl of icy water on the seat' party trick always produced hilarious results.

The Only Real Estel · 07-21-2005, 10:23 AM

Theoden: "Why...should I...welcome you...Gandalf...the Grey? You let me...eat those....five cheese...pizzas last night...without...warning me...of...the possible...consequences!"

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-21-2005, 12:57 PM

Why....should I....welcome....you, Gandalf....the Grey? You.....stole my hairbrush.....and my moisturiser.....and I clearly need them!

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-21-2005, 01:03 PM

Théoden: Why....should I....welcome....you, Gandalf....storm crow? Can't you see the last diet you sent me on made my jeans rip?

Kath · 07-21-2005, 01:10 PM

Theoden: How....can I....welcome....you, Gandalf....the Grey?....When....you take....my breath....away!

Oddwen · 07-21-2005, 08:45 PM

Thé: Ooh...look...at...all...the...ellipses...

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-21-2005, 09:13 PM

Théoden: I told you not to let Fordim make another poll!

THE Ka · 07-21-2005, 10:06 PM

I believe it be time for yet another caption. Gandalf and especially theoden are looking rather worn out...

Gandalf: Did you hear? The Gap of Rohan is having a Istari-only blow-out sale of the ages!

Saruman: Really?! If only I could find a baby-sitter for Grima, then our shopping dreams could be complete!!

~ Ha, ha Ka

mormegil · 07-21-2005, 10:22 PM

Gandalf: (in hushed tones) So Radaghast actually thought he could speak to the animals. What a dotard!

Lhunardawen · 07-21-2005, 10:25 PM

Theoden pic:
Gandalf comes up with a unique gift for Radagast's birthday.

Gandalf-Saruman pic:
Just when you thought seeing them uncloaked is the worst...

Boromir88 · 07-21-2005, 10:29 PM

Gandalf: See this truly is a wonderful, vast place with great wildlife.

Saruman: Does the highway behind us get a lot of traffic? Because I can't study on conquering the world if it's constant rush hour traffic.

Encaitare · 07-21-2005, 10:46 PM

Gandalf: Did you see those horrid robes Alatar and Pallando were wearing? Ugh!
Saruman: I know! Blue is so out of season!

07-20-2005, 11:47 AM	#6042
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,267	Theoden: Gandalf's our friend, Gandalf helps us. No! Mean old man's trying to trick us! Gandalf: Oh, not you, too! or Theoden and his famous "expired fig" imitation. __________________ Fenris Wolf

07-20-2005, 11:58 AM	#6043
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	Theoden: (in mind) Dirty... FINGERNAILS! ---------------------------------- Gandalf: If you don't behave I'll have to put a cone around you head! .:~Ka~:. __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

07-20-2005, 12:54 PM	#6044
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	The Third Age of The Sun(bed) Gandalf: Hail Thengel son of Fengel, Lord of The Mark. Theoden: What! Its me Theoden you old fool. Gandalf: Oo dear, you look like you have had too many late nights in the meadhouse, and if you`d take my advice, lay off the sunbed sessions pruneface.

07-20-2005, 01:08 PM	#6046
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,916	Theoden really wished wizards would stop nicking the tealight holders from his garden..... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

07-20-2005, 01:08 PM	#6047
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Bernard: "Put the staff down, Ian and stop playing at being Magneto" Ian: "Ooh, look who's talking! Who've you come as? Dumbledore?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

07-20-2005, 11:22 AM	#6041
Firefoot Illusionary Holbytla Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,646	Gandalf: Nice Theoden... I'm not going to hurt you...

07-20-2005, 12:57 PM	#6045
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	Gandalf: Hail Theoden son of Thengel, Lord of The Mark. Theoden: Am I glad to see you Gandalf, you haven`t any laxatives by any chance?

07-20-2005, 01:40 PM	#6048
Durelin Estelo dagnir, Melo ring Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,121	Looking for some quick cash, Gandalf and Theoden in dirty old man with candy (except without the candy) form do a Preparation H commercial. This Post was brought to you in part by: CaptainofDespair's* Human Sexuality prefessor.* Last edited by Durelin; 07-20-2005 at 01:45 PM.

07-20-2005, 01:53 PM	#6050
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,118	Council pic: Gandalf: Eeny meeny Fellowship, which of you will make the trip. If my finger points to you, off to Mordor you go too. Theoden pic: Gandalf forgets to return Shadowfax for the ninth time. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

07-20-2005, 01:55 PM	#6051
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,256	Middle-earth New's roving sports reporter, Gandalf Greyhame interviews the winner of the Rohan bumfights championship: 'Now, Theoden, would you like to say a few words to your legions of loyal fans?' 'Ah, ge' away wi' ye, or I'll kick yer heeed in.....ye got any Dhrink?' __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."

07-20-2005, 02:32 PM	#6052
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	darn close to an old joke... Theoden: "Ugh, Gandalf! You could at least keep your undershirt buttoned while I'm eating!!"

07-20-2005, 02:50 PM	#6053
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Théoden hated losing at chess. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-20-2005, 02:58 PM	#6054
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,496	Gandalf is so intent on delivering the post, he dares to approach the guard-Theoden of Rohan.

07-20-2005, 03:10 PM	#6055
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,390	Gandalf: Good king...I'm not going to hurt you...good king.... Theoden: Bark! Bark! OR Theoden: Gah! Milk always does this to me! __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

07-20-2005, 03:22 PM	#6056
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Return of the...Matrix? Theoden was beginning to realize that having an Agent take over your body is not as sci-fi as he thought it was.

07-20-2005, 04:01 PM	#6057
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Gandalf: "I've come to take you to Saint Clabbert's..." Theoden: "Drink! Girls! Ar...." (you know the rest ) __________________ Gordon's alive!

07-20-2005, 04:22 PM	#6058
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Gandalf: All right, all right! I promise not to be Gandalf the grey uncloaked, just put you're trousers back on! Phew! OR Théoden: I do not have a drug problem! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-20-2005, 06:14 PM	#6059
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	Theoden: Stop calling me Cerberus! Or... Some Werewolvish transformations are scarier than others. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-20-2005, 06:26 PM	#6060
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Gandalf soon found out what a werewolf transformation really looked like.

07-20-2005, 08:53 PM	#6062
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Theoden: "How dare you tell me that Grima is not to be trusted! That's a conspiracy theory!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-20-2005, 10:09 PM	#6063
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Hmmm . . . Théoden: I told you not to let Nilpaurion play in the next Werewolves game! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

07-21-2005, 01:20 AM	#6064
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,724	Aragorn (in the background): See, Legolas? I told you the staff's not fake.

07-21-2005, 05:53 AM	#6065
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,096	Theoden: You know the law, Gandalf....move your feet, loose your seat!! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

07-21-2005, 06:54 AM	#6066
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Theoden: "Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be....Kenny Rogers!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

07-21-2005, 07:18 AM	#6067
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Gandalf: Must...Resist...Stupidity Impulse...Hey a Old Man! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-21-2005, 07:21 AM	#6068
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Theoden: You trounced through my shrubbery! Now you must go find me another shrubbery! Gandalf: Please, not that, aren't you being a little irrational? __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-21-2005, 07:32 AM	#6069
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	Gandalf's patented 'bowl of icy water on the seat' party trick always produced hilarious results. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-21-2005, 10:23 AM	#6070
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	waaay to much cheese O_O Theoden: "Why...should I...welcome you...Gandalf...the Grey? You let me...eat those....five cheese...pizzas last night...without...warning me...of...the possible...consequences!" Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 07-21-2005 at 07:24 PM.

07-21-2005, 12:57 PM	#6071
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	Why....should I....welcome....you, Gandalf....the Grey? You.....stole my hairbrush.....and my moisturiser.....and I clearly need them! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-21-2005, 01:03 PM	#6072
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	To continue the theme Théoden: Why....should I....welcome....you, Gandalf....storm crow? Can't you see the last diet you sent me on made my jeans rip? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-21-2005, 01:10 PM	#6073
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,725	Theoden: How....can I....welcome....you, Gandalf....the Grey?....When....you take....my breath....away! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-21-2005, 08:45 PM	#6074
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	Thé: Ooh...look...at...all...the...ellipses... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 07-21-2005 at 08:46 PM. Reason: Spelling...is...such...a bother!

07-21-2005, 09:13 PM	#6075
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Hmmm . . . Théoden: I told you not to let Fordim make another poll! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

07-21-2005, 10:06 PM	#6076
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	I believe it be time for yet another caption. Gandalf and especially theoden are looking rather worn out... Gandalf: Did you hear? The Gap of Rohan is having a Istari-only blow-out sale of the ages! Saruman: Really?! If only I could find a baby-sitter for Grima, then our shopping dreams could be complete!! ~ Ha, ha Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

07-21-2005, 10:22 PM	#6077
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Gandalf: (in hushed tones) So Radaghast actually thought he could speak to the animals. What a dotard! __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke