Duel of Doom! - Page 12 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

mark12_30 · 07-27-2006, 09:59 AM

Gandalf: So?

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-27-2006, 10:08 AM

Saruman: I am the halfling's leaf that has slowed your mind.

Glirdan · 07-27-2006, 02:12 PM

Gandalf: I am the wizard who beats you out of your being White.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-27-2006, 02:15 PM

Saruman: I am the moral high ground, which I now hold against you! :insert evil smiley:

Gurthang · 07-27-2006, 03:38 PM

Gandalf: I am the moral principle that Good triumphs over Evil!

High King Fingolfin · 07-27-2006, 04:23 PM

Saruman: I am the moral relativist that makes a ridiculous claim about good and evil being all relative.

Gurthang · 07-29-2006, 09:23 PM

Gandalf: I am a grand piano that suddenly falls from above and squishes the moral relativist.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-30-2006, 02:08 AM

Saruman: I am the Flying boulder from nowhere that knocks the piano out of the way!

Lhunardawen · 07-30-2006, 03:30 AM

Gandalf: I am the Ent who catches the flying boulder and uses it to play catch with another Ent, and scares you out of your wits while I'm at it.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 07-30-2006, 06:12 AM

Saruman: I am Mount Doom who sneaks up behind the ents and erupts, thus setting them on fire.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-30-2006, 06:27 AM

Gandalf: I am the cloudburst that quenches the fire and rusts up Mount Doom/Zoom's wheels.

Oddwen · 07-30-2006, 10:45 AM

Saruman: I am the greasy carcases of the Ents the Mountain runs over that lubricates the wheels again.

Glirdan · 07-30-2006, 08:53 PM

Gandalf: I am Treebeard who attacks the Mountain because his friends were destroyed.

High King Fingolfin · 07-31-2006, 03:06 PM

Saruman: I am the fireball that ignites Treebeard.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-31-2006, 03:35 PM

Gandalf: I am Ulmo, King of the Sea, who-

Ulmo: No you're not! I am!

Gandalf: ... erm... Who drenches the Mountain and Treebeard in the waters of the deep!

Glirdan · 07-31-2006, 04:40 PM

Saruman: I am Iluvatar who smotes you where you stand for pretending to be Ulmo.

High King Fingolfin · 07-31-2006, 05:51 PM

Gandalf: I am the random Ainur that points out that you are a traitor to Illuvatar.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-01-2006, 03:16 AM

Saruman: I am the trap door that opens beneath the random Ainur, sending you to a deep cavern of... DOOM!

Oddwen · 08-01-2006, 06:42 AM

Gandalf: I am the original denizen of the Pit of DOOM who escapes in the fracas - Morgoth!

(Who's evil now, Whitey?)

Glirdan · 08-01-2006, 08:08 AM

Saruman: I am...uhhh....a very confused Maiar because Morgoth was supposed to be trapped in the Void.

The Elf-warrior · 08-01-2006, 12:29 PM

Gandalf: I am the Valar who put Morgoth in the void were he belongs!

High King Fingolfin · 08-01-2006, 12:43 PM

Saruman: I am the Drowning of Numenor that causes the Valar to temporarily give up their power.

Gurthang · 08-01-2006, 02:43 PM

Gandalf: I am the Valar after the Drowning... meaning I, er, we... um, they...? Anyway, the Power is back!

The Elf-warrior · 08-01-2006, 03:16 PM

Saruman: I am the ominous capitalized Power!

Glirdan · 08-01-2006, 07:03 PM

Gandalf: I am the confused Maiar's twin brother who is also very confused because of the battaling Power.

Lhunardawen · 08-02-2006, 01:47 AM

Saruman: I am a powerful enough Maia (which I obviously am, er, was...before that pretentious Gandalf said "Accio Saruman's staff!" and broke it, and that silly Wormtongue stuck a blade in my throat) who strips the confused Maiar of their powers, because there is no place in the Ainur for the confused.

Ooh Lhuna, the barrage of attacks you're inviting with that.

Meneltarmacil · 08-02-2006, 10:10 AM

Gandalf: I am the big, um, celestial rock that bonks that Maia on the head.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-02-2006, 11:28 AM

Saruman: I am the gravitational pull of the moon that nocks the rock off course.

Gurthang · 08-02-2006, 07:03 PM

Gandalf: I am the fact that altered course of the celestial rock did not stop it from bonking the Maia on the head.

Oddwen · 08-02-2006, 07:05 PM

Saruman: I am Tilion, driver of the chariot of the Moon, who steers in for a closer look, and whiplashes the orbiting rock into space.

Meneltarmacil · 08-02-2006, 07:12 PM

Gandalf: I am the earth's gravity which attracts the now-too-close moon and causes it to crash into the earth.

Lhunardawen · 08-03-2006, 01:11 AM

Saruman: I am Arien, the steerer of the Sun, who pulls Tilion away from the earth to safety.

Meneltarmacil · 08-03-2006, 09:27 AM

Gandalf: I am the giant space monster that devours Arien.

Gurthang · 08-03-2006, 04:06 PM

Saruman: I am the now driverless Sun that engulfs the space monster in flames.

Glirdan · 08-03-2006, 05:05 PM

Gandalf: I am the bewildered Maia because Saruman is fighting evil.

Meneltarmacil · 08-03-2006, 06:01 PM

Saruman: I am the stampeding buffalo herd that tramples you to death.

The Elf-warrior · 08-03-2006, 07:28 PM

Gandalf: I am the American Indians who stampede the buffalo off a cliff!

Meneltarmacil · 08-03-2006, 08:45 PM

Saruman: I am the wings that allow the buffalo to fly!

(Come on, where did you think Buffalo Wings came from?)

Valesse · 08-03-2006, 09:38 PM

Gandalf: I'm the expert feather clipper which disabled the wings.

High King Fingolfin · 08-03-2006, 10:02 PM

Saruman: I am the rust which causes the feather clipper's shears to fall apart.

07-27-2006, 09:59 AM	#441
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Gandalf: So? __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

07-27-2006, 10:08 AM	#442
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the halfling's leaf that has slowed your mind. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-27-2006, 02:12 PM	#443
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gandalf: I am the wizard who beats you out of your being White. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-27-2006, 02:15 PM	#444
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the moral high ground, which I now hold against you! :insert evil smiley: __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-27-2006, 03:38 PM	#445
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf: I am the moral principle that Good triumphs over Evil! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-27-2006, 04:23 PM	#446
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Saruman: I am the moral relativist that makes a ridiculous claim about good and evil being all relative. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

07-29-2006, 09:23 PM	#447
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf: I am a grand piano that suddenly falls from above and squishes the moral relativist. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-30-2006, 02:08 AM	#448
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the Flying boulder from nowhere that knocks the piano out of the way! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-30-2006, 03:30 AM	#449
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Gandalf: I am the Ent who catches the flying boulder and uses it to play catch with another Ent, and scares you out of your wits while I'm at it.

07-30-2006, 06:27 AM	#451
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the cloudburst that quenches the fire and rusts up Mount Doom/Zoom's wheels. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-30-2006, 10:45 AM	#452
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,125	Saruman: I am the greasy carcases of the Ents the Mountain runs over that lubricates the wheels again. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-30-2006, 08:53 PM	#453
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gandalf: I am Treebeard who attacks the Mountain because his friends were destroyed. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-31-2006, 03:06 PM	#454
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Saruman: I am the fireball that ignites Treebeard. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

07-31-2006, 03:35 PM	#455
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am Ulmo, King of the Sea, who- Ulmo: No you're not! I am! Gandalf: ... erm... Who drenches the Mountain and Treebeard in the waters of the deep! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-31-2006, 04:40 PM	#456
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Saruman: I am Iluvatar who smotes you where you stand for pretending to be Ulmo. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-31-2006, 05:51 PM	#457
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Gandalf: I am the random Ainur that points out that you are a traitor to Illuvatar. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-01-2006, 03:16 AM	#458
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the trap door that opens beneath the random Ainur, sending you to a deep cavern of... DOOM! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-01-2006, 06:42 AM	#459
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,125	Gandalf: I am the original denizen of the Pit of DOOM who escapes in the fracas - Morgoth! (Who's evil now, Whitey?) __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-01-2006, 08:08 AM	#460
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Saruman: I am...uhhh....a very confused Maiar because Morgoth was supposed to be trapped in the Void. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-01-2006, 12:29 PM	#461
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gandalf: I am the Valar who put Morgoth in the void were he belongs! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-01-2006, 12:43 PM	#462
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Saruman: I am the Drowning of Numenor that causes the Valar to temporarily give up their power. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-01-2006, 02:43 PM	#463
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf: I am the Valar after the Drowning... meaning I, er, we... um, they...? Anyway, the Power is back! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-01-2006, 03:16 PM	#464
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the ominous capitalized Power! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-01-2006, 07:03 PM	#465
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gandalf: I am the confused Maiar's twin brother who is also very confused because of the battaling Power. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-02-2006, 01:47 AM	#466
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Saruman: I am a powerful enough Maia (which I obviously am, er, was...before that pretentious Gandalf said "Accio Saruman's staff!" and broke it, and that silly Wormtongue stuck a blade in my throat) who strips the confused Maiar of their powers, because there is no place in the Ainur for the confused. Ooh Lhuna, the barrage of attacks you're inviting with that. Last edited by Lhunardawen; 08-02-2006 at 01:55 AM. Reason: I won't edit this again...promise!

08-02-2006, 10:10 AM	#467
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Gandalf: I am the big, um, celestial rock that bonks that Maia on the head. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-02-2006, 11:28 AM	#468
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the gravitational pull of the moon that nocks the rock off course. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-02-2006, 07:03 PM	#469
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf: I am the fact that altered course of the celestial rock did not stop it from bonking the Maia on the head. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-02-2006, 07:05 PM	#470
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,125	Saruman: I am Tilion, driver of the chariot of the Moon, who steers in for a closer look, and whiplashes the orbiting rock into space. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 08-02-2006 at 07:10 PM. Reason: Erk, cross-posted

08-02-2006, 07:12 PM	#471
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Gandalf: I am the earth's gravity which attracts the now-too-close moon and causes it to crash into the earth. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-03-2006, 01:11 AM	#472
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Saruman: I am Arien, the steerer of the Sun, who pulls Tilion away from the earth to safety.

08-03-2006, 09:27 AM	#473
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Gandalf: I am the giant space monster that devours Arien. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-03-2006, 04:06 PM	#474
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Saruman: I am the now driverless Sun that engulfs the space monster in flames. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-03-2006, 05:05 PM	#475
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gandalf: I am the bewildered Maia because Saruman is fighting evil. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-03-2006, 06:01 PM	#476
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Saruman: I am the stampeding buffalo herd that tramples you to death. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.