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Meneltarmacil · 03-22-2007, 05:44 AM

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom ceased to exist when the animator died.

Gil-Galad · 03-22-2007, 08:33 AM

Fortuantely, for Mt. Zooms sacrifice all the rest of the running gags gained immortal life

Thinlómien · 03-22-2007, 08:36 AM

Unfortunately, the life they gained was one in eternal servitude to the animator.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-22-2007, 08:37 AM

Fortunately, the animator never noticed them.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-22-2007, 08:50 AM

Unfortunately, the reanimator did.

Precioussss · 03-22-2007, 09:45 AM

Fortunately, The reanimator was an illusion, and the real animator died when he was squat by Mount Zoom.

The 1,000 Reader · 03-22-2007, 03:17 PM

Unfortunately, the animator dying was also an illusion, seeing as how he killed Mount Zoom first by not continuing the running gags.

Meneltarmacil · 03-22-2007, 03:29 PM

Fortunately, the entire universe was also an illusion. It turned out that this was all just a very strange dream.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-22-2007, 03:37 PM

Unfortunately, dreams come true. Especially this one.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 03-22-2007, 06:50 PM

Fortunately, he dreamed about every one being rich.

High King Fingolfin · 03-22-2007, 10:31 PM

Unfortunately, everyone became rich only the Tolkien sense.

Quote:

Originally posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-23-2007, 01:25 AM

Fortunately, it was made more fun because, as the tale tells us, 'Disco arose about Melkor' and so the party began!

Precioussss · 03-23-2007, 05:03 AM

Unfortunately, this caused contention between Boromir the Disco King and everybody else, who thought his Electric Slide needed work.

Meneltarmacil · 03-23-2007, 05:05 PM

Fortunately, an anvil fell out of the sky and squished Boromir.

The 1,000 Reader · 03-23-2007, 06:13 PM

Unfortunately, it was done like it would happen in real life, not in a cartoon, and so all the children watching were thrown into shock.

The Might · 03-25-2007, 06:32 AM

Fortunately, that didn't last long, since kids were used to such scenes after watching too much TV.

Meneltarmacil · 03-25-2007, 08:07 AM

Unfortunately, Boromir rose up as a zombie to take revenge.

Elmo · 03-25-2007, 01:10 PM

Fortunately, all Boromir really wanted to do was to star in the hilarious new Simon Pegg/Nick Frost buddy comedy in which a hot shot city policeman was posted to a sleepy village in the Shire which was infested with zombies and famous British actors and comedians in a satanic cult

Gil-Galad · 03-25-2007, 01:14 PM

Unfortunately, he was still a zombie and had no money and nobody accepted zombie-money so he went to the hobbiton mall

Elmo · 03-25-2007, 01:38 PM

Fortunately, (for zombie Boromir that is) he was able to take advantage of the special 'bite one get one flee' deal for hobbits that was a one day only special sales event at Hobbiton mall

P.S.Don't tar and feather me for this awful post, remember this thread is just a bit of pun

P.P.S I'll get me coat

Meneltarmacil · 03-25-2007, 04:04 PM

Unfortunately for everyone involved, THE DRAGON CAME and set the mall on fire.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-25-2007, 04:29 PM

Fortunately, THE DRAGON got bored and went to sleep on the moon.

Meneltarmacil · 03-25-2007, 04:55 PM

Unfortunately, he suffocated due to lack of breathable air.

High King Fingolfin · 03-25-2007, 10:46 PM

Fortunately, his suffocation meant that THE DRAGON would never come again.

Precioussss · 03-26-2007, 06:08 AM

Unfortnately, zombie Boromir gave THE DRAGON mouth-to-mouth, thereby turning THE DRAGON into a zombie. (Don't ask how....it just did)

The Might · 03-26-2007, 07:30 AM

Fortunately Michael Jackson came by and hired the zombie dragon for his new video

Lord Melkor · 03-26-2007, 10:14 AM

Unfortunately he also hired the Dead Men of Dunharrow for his 'Thriller' remake. When Aragorn and co. arrived to enlist their aid against Sauron they found the Paths of the Dead deserted. Consequently, Pelargir was sacked by the Corsairs, the Witch-King razed Minas Tirith (in between shootings of the new 'Thriller' music video since the Nazgul had been enlisted too) and Sauron conquered all of Middle-Earth.

Volo · 03-26-2007, 10:24 AM

Fortunaly, the majority of the population, being orcs, liked Sauron's reign.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-26-2007, 12:08 PM

Unfortunately for Sauron those sly Gondorians had built a
potemkin village of Minas Tirith with great cgi effects to fool Sauron
into thinking he had conquered Middle-earth, leaving the real Rohirric
forces to ride around the Mordor mountain ranges, occupy Mordor, and
toss MJ into Orodruin (what a thrill!).

The 1,000 Reader · 03-26-2007, 04:28 PM

Fortunately (for Sauron) the air in Mordor really was a poison, and everybody died.

High King Fingolfin · 03-26-2007, 09:26 PM

Unfortunately, this meant that the forces of good were just about sunk yet again.

Gil-Galad · 03-26-2007, 10:01 PM

Fortunately, Eru fell on the rewind button and we rewinded to oh... hmmm... lets go with Gondorians fighting the Corsairs of Umbar for boredom!

FeRaL sHaDoW · 03-27-2007, 03:06 AM

Unfortunately, rewinding the world stopped time and every one and thing was frozen. every one and thing apart from jhonny the BALROG

The Sixth Wizard · 03-27-2007, 03:50 AM

Fortunately Johnny was so astounded at not being called 'Stinky' for once that he didn't take the advantage.

Precioussss · 03-27-2007, 05:14 AM

Unfortunately, an unfrozen Orc walked by and called Johnny a Stinky BALROG, which threw him into a fit of madness!

Gil-Galad · 03-27-2007, 08:25 AM

Fortunately, that madness soomed left Johnny the Stinky Balrog as he learned how to love himself, smelly or not

Elmo · 03-27-2007, 01:03 PM

Unfortunately, as he turned over a new leaf he tried deodorent, of course it doesn't take a rocket scientist to work out what happens when you spray deodorent on what is basically a walking bonfire...

Meneltarmacil · 03-27-2007, 04:34 PM

Fortunately, this killed him.

Gil-Galad · 03-27-2007, 04:40 PM

Unfortunately, Menel wasn't paying attention to "The law of Johnny the Stinky Balrog", for he is invinceable to all forms of death

Meneltarmacil · 03-27-2007, 04:44 PM

Fortunately, there was no equivalent law regarding Gil-Galad, who was eaten by sharks for some reason.

03-22-2007, 05:44 AM	#4681
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,265	Unfortunately, Mount Zoom ceased to exist when the animator died. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-22-2007, 08:33 AM	#4682
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	Fortuantely, for Mt. Zooms sacrifice all the rest of the running gags gained immortal life __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-22-2007, 08:36 AM	#4683
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,217	Unfortunately, the life they gained was one in eternal servitude to the animator. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

03-22-2007, 08:37 AM	#4684
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Fortunately, the animator never noticed them. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-22-2007, 08:50 AM	#4685
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, the reanimator did. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-22-2007, 09:45 AM	#4686
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 112	Fortunately, The reanimator was an illusion, and the real animator died when he was squat by Mount Zoom. __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

03-22-2007, 03:17 PM	#4687
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, the animator dying was also an illusion, seeing as how he killed Mount Zoom first by not continuing the running gags. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

03-22-2007, 03:29 PM	#4688
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,265	Fortunately, the entire universe was also an illusion. It turned out that this was all just a very strange dream. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-22-2007, 03:37 PM	#4689
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Unfortunately, dreams come true. Especially this one. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-22-2007, 06:50 PM	#4690
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Fortunately, he dreamed about every one being rich. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

03-23-2007, 01:25 AM	#4692
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Fortunately, it was made more fun because, as the tale tells us, 'Disco arose about Melkor' and so the party began! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-23-2007, 05:03 AM	#4693
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 112	Unfortunately, this caused contention between Boromir the Disco King and everybody else, who thought his Electric Slide needed work. __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

03-23-2007, 05:05 PM	#4694
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,265	My 1700th post! Yayness! Fortunately, an anvil fell out of the sky and squished Boromir. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-23-2007, 06:13 PM	#4695
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, it was done like it would happen in real life, not in a cartoon, and so all the children watching were thrown into shock. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

03-25-2007, 06:32 AM	#4696
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,237	Fortunately, that didn't last long, since kids were used to such scenes after watching too much TV. __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

03-25-2007, 08:07 AM	#4697
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,265	Unfortunately, Boromir rose up as a zombie to take revenge. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-25-2007, 01:10 PM	#4698
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 641	Fortunately, all Boromir really wanted to do was to star in the hilarious new Simon Pegg/Nick Frost buddy comedy in which a hot shot city policeman was posted to a sleepy village in the Shire which was infested with zombies and famous British actors and comedians in a satanic cult __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering.

03-25-2007, 01:14 PM	#4699
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	"I'M IN URZ SHIRE EATING URZ BRAINZ" Unfortunately, he was still a zombie and had no money and nobody accepted zombie-money so he went to the hobbiton mall __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-25-2007, 01:38 PM	#4700
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 641	Fortunately, (for zombie Boromir that is) he was able to take advantage of the special 'bite one get one flee' deal for hobbits that was a one day only special sales event at Hobbiton mall P.S.Don't tar and feather me for this awful post, remember this thread is just a bit of pun P.P.S I'll get me coat __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering.

03-25-2007, 04:04 PM	#4701
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,265	Unfortunately for everyone involved, THE DRAGON CAME and set the mall on fire. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-25-2007, 04:29 PM	#4702
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Fortunately, THE DRAGON got bored and went to sleep on the moon. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-25-2007, 04:55 PM	#4703
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,265	Unfortunately, he suffocated due to lack of breathable air. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-25-2007, 10:46 PM	#4704
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Fortunately, his suffocation meant that THE DRAGON would never come again. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

03-26-2007, 06:08 AM	#4705
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 112	Unfortnately, zombie Boromir gave THE DRAGON mouth-to-mouth, thereby turning THE DRAGON into a zombie. (Don't ask how....it just did) __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

03-26-2007, 07:30 AM	#4706
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,237	Fortunately Michael Jackson came by and hired the zombie dragon for his new video __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

03-26-2007, 10:14 AM	#4707
Lord Melkor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 78	Unfortunately he also hired the Dead Men of Dunharrow for his 'Thriller' remake. When Aragorn and co. arrived to enlist their aid against Sauron they found the Paths of the Dead deserted. Consequently, Pelargir was sacked by the Corsairs, the Witch-King razed Minas Tirith (in between shootings of the new 'Thriller' music video since the Nazgul had been enlisted too) and Sauron conquered all of Middle-Earth. __________________ 'I am the Elder king: Melkor, first and mightiest of all the Valar, who was before the world, and made it. The shadow of my purpose lies upon Arda, and all that is in it bends slowly and surely to my will.'

03-26-2007, 10:24 AM	#4708
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,645	Fortunaly, the majority of the population, being orcs, liked Sauron's reign. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

03-26-2007, 12:08 PM	#4709
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately for Sauron those sly Gondorians had built a potemkin village of Minas Tirith with great cgi effects to fool Sauron into thinking he had conquered Middle-earth, leaving the real Rohirric forces to ride around the Mordor mountain ranges, occupy Mordor, and toss MJ into Orodruin (what a thrill!). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-26-2007, 04:28 PM	#4710
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately (for Sauron) the air in Mordor really was a poison, and everybody died. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

03-26-2007, 09:26 PM	#4711
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Unfortunately, this meant that the forces of good were just about sunk yet again. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

03-26-2007, 10:01 PM	#4712
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	Fortunately, Eru fell on the rewind button and we rewinded to oh... hmmm... lets go with Gondorians fighting the Corsairs of Umbar for boredom! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-27-2007, 03:06 AM	#4713
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Unfortunately, rewinding the world stopped time and every one and thing was frozen. every one and thing apart from jhonny the BALROG __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

03-27-2007, 03:50 AM	#4714
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 483	Fortunately Johnny was so astounded at not being called 'Stinky' for once that he didn't take the advantage.

03-27-2007, 05:14 AM	#4715
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 112	Unfortunately, an unfrozen Orc walked by and called Johnny a Stinky BALROG, which threw him into a fit of madness! __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

03-27-2007, 08:25 AM	#4716
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	Fortunately, that madness soomed left Johnny the Stinky Balrog as he learned how to love himself, smelly or not __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.