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Sophia the Thunder Mistress · 03-26-2005, 11:51 PM

"drag you around by a lock of your hair...
or give you a push at the top of the stair."

Hm, probably this one only makes me laugh.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-27-2005, 02:21 AM

Denethor catches his breath for a while after running after a palantír that dropped seven stories when the steward accidentally lost grip on it[.

Fingolfin II · 03-27-2005, 06:15 AM

Denethor will never bow to a Ranger from the North, last of a line long bereft of dignity and kingship. He will, however, fall at the feet of his servant after consuming too much eggnog.

Boromir88 · 03-27-2005, 11:22 AM

Denethor pic...

The banana peel still remains to be one of the best all-time pranks.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-27-2005, 11:44 AM

When Denethor woke up dazed and confused at the bottom of his staircase with a flagpole sticking out of his thigh, he realised that he had to stop drinking.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-27-2005, 11:47 AM

Denathor fainted at the prospect of a new picture

Treebeard: And you say you are king of the shire, Mr Took?

THE Ka · 03-27-2005, 12:32 PM

Denethor pic:

D: Come on' Faramir! I know you're hiding in the ladies' bathroom!

Silence...

D: Okay, well, when you come out be sure to look bewildered... Oh, yes, and don't forget to flush...

I had a stroke today... OF GENIUS!

~ Morrissey listening Ka

Naz · 03-27-2005, 01:24 PM

The Treebeard pic reminds me of that episode of Are You Being Served? when the staff stays in Mr Grace's apartments upstairs...? And Mr Humphreys has to take care of those two babies? It reminds me of when they're holding the babies & singing to them, trying to get them to shut up. ^ ^;

I forget the song, though - -;; Anybody know what I mean? *is babbling*

Esgallhugwen · 03-27-2005, 06:34 PM

I think I've done this one before but this picture seems more suitable.

The short listed but long winded rules of Hobbit Ball:

Pippin: Come on, come on show me how to play Hobbit Ball!
Treebeard: Now now Master Peregrin Took, don't be hasty *picks up Merry*
Merry: Hey! What are you doing?
Treebeard: Now now Master Meriadoc Brandybuck, don't be hasty *rolls Merry up into a ball*
Merry: Heyunmphh!
Treebeard: Now listen and observe. It's best to roll your Hobbit up as tightly as you can without breaking it's back.
Pippin: Yes, go on.
Treebeard: Once this is done, raise your arm slowly and drop the Hobbit Ball like so *drops Merry* following through with a swift kick like so *kicks Merry sending him flying into the woods*
Pippin is stunned into silence
Treebeard: Now it's your turn *is about to pick up Pippin*
Pippin: Actually I think I hear a Nazgul, see you later!

THE Ka · 03-27-2005, 06:47 PM

treebeard took a moment to pause in the great joy that had invaded his knotted old heart - he had the last Pippin action figure with real pipe smoking action before the christmas rush...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I guess I could make this a special post, since it is my 500th...

Oh, well! A listening to Moonlight Sonata will have to do...

~reflective Ka

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 03-28-2005, 01:19 AM

Merry: note to self, next time mow the lawn while it's still possible.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-28-2005, 02:48 AM

Treebeard: Peregrin Took, will you marry me?

Meela · 03-28-2005, 06:04 AM

Pippin: I said I wanted a life-like garden ornament, not life-size...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-28-2005, 07:42 AM

Lunchtime in Fangorn Forest, and Treebeard is really looking forward to today's sandwich.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-28-2005, 08:01 AM

Treebeard: You pesky Entings! You kick this hobbit over my fence once more, and you'll never get it back! *Throws hobbit*

Nimrodel_9 · 03-28-2005, 08:56 AM

Denethor pic:

Darn! Pippin! Get some more wax on this floor!

The Only Real Estel · 03-28-2005, 10:29 AM

Denethor pic"

To prove that he had not been out drinking with the commons, Denethor was required to repeat the phrase 'I have not come home drunk' three times clearly to his guards.

Denethor: "I have not come home drunk. I half nut crome home drenk. I heft nit...drumb...hoom...brumpf..."( *passes out*)

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-28-2005, 10:47 AM

At the mercy of the Ent's ridiculously strong arms, Merry really had to give careful consideration to Treebeard's question: "Do you like my new haircut?"

The Only Real Estel · 03-28-2005, 12:14 PM

"For the last time, Pippin. It's not delivery. It's Digiorno."

Mithalwen · 03-28-2005, 02:07 PM

Treebeard pic

"Whaddya mean 'It would work better with a girl in a nightie and a giant ape'?"

The Elf-warrior · 03-28-2005, 10:14 PM

Pippin: "Do you ever get tired of being a tree?"

Gil-Galad · 03-29-2005, 09:40 AM

Treebeard: did you hear? i'm making a guest apperance on Gilmore Girls!

Pippin: do you even know what that show is?

Treebeard:err...yea! i'm playing that young girls new boyfriend that drives a motorcycle and gets into fights, but hes good inside...

Gil-Galad · 03-29-2005, 09:55 AM

The Audience of Star Wars III will be shocked when Legolas makes a guest apperance yelling "I have the Power!" thus ruining three great Media Acheivements.

Estelyn Telcontar · 03-29-2005, 10:16 AM

Legolas hoped that his light signals would trick the Fell Beasts into landing so that he could shoot them more conveniently.

lord of dor-lomin · 03-29-2005, 12:32 PM

Orlando Bloom's disasterous 2001 audition for the part of Anakin Skywalker.

Lucas: Umm... what's with the long hair and pointy ears?

Bloom: I think it'd be awesome if Anakin was an elf!

Lucas: Next!

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-29-2005, 12:34 PM

Legolas thought himself fortunate in the casting for a human (or Elf) Bowling ally... He was the Strike sign.

TPotSS · 03-29-2005, 12:36 PM

No, no. He wasn't trying out for the part of Anakin. That was his audition for the part of Orlando Calrissian.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-29-2005, 12:38 PM

Quote:

No, no. He wasn't trying out for the part of Anakin. That was his audition for the part of Orlando Calrissian.

Or is that just how he dresses at home?

Formendacil · 03-29-2005, 01:28 PM

Upon trying out his first set of swords from Gondolin, Legolas finds himself between an ork horde on one side and a Warg horde on the other. (A little known fact is that swords from Gondolin glow green in the presence of Wargs.)

Lalwendë · 03-29-2005, 01:45 PM

Thranduil: "Legolas, son, just put the fluorescent tubes down will you? This will be the third DIY shop we've been banned from in one day if you don't stop playing silly beggars."

Meela · 03-29-2005, 01:56 PM

Legolas practises for his new job as a traffic attendant in Moria.

Ainaserkewen · 03-29-2005, 04:35 PM

Maybe he really sucked at being a prince, eh Meela? Had to try another career.

The Only Real Estel · 03-29-2005, 04:45 PM

The stunts PJ wanted Legolas to pull off during the movies seemed to be going just a tad bit to far...

Lalwendë · 03-30-2005, 03:06 AM

it's a little known piece of pop trivia that Legolas was an extra in Adam & The Ants' Prince Charming video.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-30-2005, 03:48 AM

Legolas Showed his disapproval to the new costume.

narfforc · 03-30-2005, 07:10 AM

Legolas: I knew if I lived long enough they would improve my fighting knives, all I need now is for you to show me the way to those Metal Mumaks.

Esgallhugwen · 03-30-2005, 08:22 AM

Legolas: Which do like better? The blue or the green?

or

Legolas despite all his acrobatic skill just couldn't get the hang of the moves to the YMCA song.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-30-2005, 09:27 AM

Legolas: This X means that we need a new picture!

Merry: My Balloon! Its Gone!!

Lalwendë · 03-30-2005, 10:23 AM

Just a few days later Merry, who had never left the shores of Middle Earth, was at the dinner table and started behaving oddly. Driven by an inner force, he snatched up the the entire bowl of mashed taters and created a model of the Devil's Tower, Wyoming.

**The Saucepan Man** · 03-30-2005, 11:29 AM

Merry: I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore, Pip.

03-26-2005, 11:51 PM	#4481
Sophia the Thunder Mistress Scent of Simbelmynë Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Aboard Highwind, bound for Traverse Town Posts: 1,804	...all alone cousin "drag you around by a lock of your hair... or give you a push at the top of the stair." Hm, probably this one only makes me laugh. __________________ The seasons fall like silver swords, the years rush ever onward; and soon I sail, to leave this world, these lands where I have wander'd. O Elbereth! O Queen who dwells beyond the Western Seas, spare me yet a little time 'ere white ships come for me!

03-27-2005, 02:21 AM	#4482
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,338	Arthritic hands. Denethor catches his breath for a while after running after a palantír that dropped seven stories when the steward accidentally lost grip on it[. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-27-2005, 06:15 AM	#4483
Fingolfin II Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Where you want me to be Posts: 1,039	Denethor will never bow to a Ranger from the North, last of a line long bereft of dignity and kingship. He will, however, fall at the feet of his servant after consuming too much eggnog. __________________ Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.

03-27-2005, 11:22 AM	#4484
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,511	Denethor pic... The banana peel still remains to be one of the best all-time pranks. __________________ Fenris Penguin

03-27-2005, 11:44 AM	#4485
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,916	When Denethor woke up dazed and confused at the bottom of his staircase with a flagpole sticking out of his thigh, he realised that he had to stop drinking. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

03-27-2005, 11:47 AM	#4486
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Denathor fainted at the prospect of a new picture Treebeard: And you say you are king of the shire, Mr Took? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-27-2005, 12:32 PM	#4487
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,522	Denethor pic: D: Come on' Faramir! I know you're hiding in the ladies' bathroom! Silence... D: Okay, well, when you come out be sure to look bewildered... Oh, yes, and don't forget to flush... I had a stroke today... OF GENIUS! ~ Morrissey listening Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

03-27-2005, 01:24 PM	#4488
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	The Treebeard pic reminds me of that episode of Are You Being Served? when the staff stays in Mr Grace's apartments upstairs...? And Mr Humphreys has to take care of those two babies? It reminds me of when they're holding the babies & singing to them, trying to get them to shut up. ^ ^; I forget the song, though - -;; Anybody know what I mean? is babbling

03-27-2005, 06:34 PM	#4489
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 559	I think I've done this one before but this picture seems more suitable. The short listed but long winded rules of Hobbit Ball: Pippin: Come on, come on show me how to play Hobbit Ball! Treebeard: Now now Master Peregrin Took, don't be hasty picks up Merry Merry: Hey! What are you doing? Treebeard: Now now Master Meriadoc Brandybuck, don't be hasty rolls Merry up into a ball Merry: Heyunmphh! Treebeard: Now listen and observe. It's best to roll your Hobbit up as tightly as you can without breaking it's back. Pippin: Yes, go on. Treebeard: Once this is done, raise your arm slowly and drop the Hobbit Ball like so drops Merry following through with a swift kick like so kicks Merry sending him flying into the woods Pippin is stunned into silence Treebeard: Now it's your turn is about to pick up Pippin Pippin: Actually I think I hear a Nazgul, see you later! __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

03-27-2005, 06:47 PM	#4490
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,522	treebeard took a moment to pause in the great joy that had invaded his knotted old heart - he had the last Pippin action figure with real pipe smoking action before the christmas rush... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I guess I could make this a special post, since it is my 500th... Oh, well! A listening to Moonlight Sonata will have to do... ~reflective Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

03-28-2005, 01:19 AM	#4491
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,237	Merry: note to self, next time mow the lawn while it's still possible. __________________ Fenris Wolf

03-28-2005, 02:48 AM	#4492
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,338	Treebeard must have taken the Entwives' disappearance too hard . . . Treebeard: Peregrin Took, will you marry me? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-28-2005, 06:04 AM	#4493
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,070	Pippin: I said I wanted a life-like garden ornament, not life-size... __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. Last edited by Meela; 03-28-2005 at 02:13 PM.

03-28-2005, 07:42 AM	#4494
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,916	Lunchtime in Fangorn Forest, and Treebeard is really looking forward to today's sandwich. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

03-28-2005, 08:01 AM	#4495
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Treebeard: You pesky Entings! You kick this hobbit over my fence once more, and you'll never get it back! Throws hobbit __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-28-2005, 08:56 AM	#4496
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 746	Denethor pic: Darn! Pippin! Get some more wax on this floor! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

03-28-2005, 10:29 AM	#4497
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	Denethor pic" To prove that he had not been out drinking with the commons, Denethor was required to repeat the phrase 'I have not come home drunk' three times clearly to his guards. Denethor: "I have not come home drunk. I half nut crome home drenk. I heft nit...drumb...hoom...brumpf..."( passes out)

03-28-2005, 10:47 AM	#4498
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,916	At the mercy of the Ent's ridiculously strong arms, Merry really had to give careful consideration to Treebeard's question: "Do you like my new haircut?" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

03-28-2005, 12:14 PM	#4499
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	Frozen pizza in Fangorn "For the last time, Pippin. It's not delivery. It's Digiorno." Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 03-28-2005 at 03:18 PM.

03-28-2005, 02:07 PM	#4500
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,530	The moment PJ realised he wanted to remake King Kong... Treebeard pic "Whaddya mean 'It would work better with a girl in a nightie and a giant ape'?" __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

03-28-2005, 10:14 PM	#4501
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Pippin: "Do you ever get tired of being a tree?" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

03-29-2005, 09:40 AM	#4502
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	Treebeard: did you hear? i'm making a guest apperance on Gilmore Girls! Pippin: do you even know what that show is? Treebeard:err...yea! i'm playing that young girls new boyfriend that drives a motorcycle and gets into fights, but hes good inside... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-29-2005, 09:55 AM	#4503
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	i just found this... The Audience of Star Wars III will be shocked when Legolas makes a guest apperance yelling "I have the Power!" thus ruining three great Media Acheivements. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-29-2005, 10:16 AM	#4504
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,535	X marks the spot Legolas hoped that his light signals would trick the Fell Beasts into landing so that he could shoot them more conveniently. __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...' Last edited by Estelyn Telcontar; 03-29-2005 at 10:19 AM.

03-29-2005, 12:32 PM	#4505
lord of dor-lomin Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: dor-lomin, of course Posts: 167	Orlando Bloom's disasterous 2001 audition for the part of Anakin Skywalker. Lucas: Umm... what's with the long hair and pointy ears? Bloom: I think it'd be awesome if Anakin was an elf! Lucas: Next! __________________ I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not so sure.

03-29-2005, 12:34 PM	#4506
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Legolas thought himself fortunate in the casting for a human (or Elf) Bowling ally... He was the Strike sign. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-29-2005, 12:36 PM	#4507
TPotSS Animated Skeleton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: the captain's chair Posts: 42	No, no. He wasn't trying out for the part of Anakin. That was his audition for the part of Orlando Calrissian. __________________ You can't be a great painter. You only have one ear.

03-29-2005, 01:28 PM	#4509
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,317	Upon trying out his first set of swords from Gondolin, Legolas finds himself between an ork horde on one side and a Warg horde on the other. (A little known fact is that swords from Gondolin glow green in the presence of Wargs.) __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

03-29-2005, 01:45 PM	#4510
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,750	Thranduil: "Legolas, son, just put the fluorescent tubes down will you? This will be the third DIY shop we've been banned from in one day if you don't stop playing silly beggars." __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-29-2005, 01:56 PM	#4511
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,070	Legolas practises for his new job as a traffic attendant in Moria. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-29-2005, 04:35 PM	#4512
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 662	Maybe he really sucked at being a prince, eh Meela? Had to try another career. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

03-29-2005, 04:45 PM	#4513
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	The stunts PJ wanted Legolas to pull off during the movies seemed to be going just a tad bit to far... Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 03-29-2005 at 04:48 PM.

03-30-2005, 03:06 AM	#4514
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,750	it's a little known piece of pop trivia that Legolas was an extra in Adam & The Ants' Prince Charming video. __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-30-2005, 03:48 AM	#4515
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Legolas Showed his disapproval to the new costume. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-30-2005, 07:10 AM	#4516
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Legolas: I knew if I lived long enough they would improve my fighting knives, all I need now is for you to show me the way to those Metal Mumaks.