Titles rejected by Frodo, Bilbo and others. - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-25-2007, 01:03 PM

Well, the game is simple and a little silly.
We know that Bilbo went though several titles for his story, so I thought it would be fun to suggest alternate titles for The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit and any other Tolkien work.
Sound good? Then let's go...

The Lord of the Rings could have been called...

- Quest Good.
- The Hobbit 2: The revenge of the killer Hobbit
- Honey, I lost the Ring.
- Sauron's Strange Silliness.
- Rings an' stuff.

The Silmarillion could have been called...

- The Book of shiny things that get stole.
- Book
- Honey, I stole the Silmarils

The Children of Hurin could have been called...

- Honey, I lost the kids.
- Bad stuff in 3D
- Honey, I killed the kids
- Melkor's Malevolent Movements

04-25-2007, 01:03 PM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Titles rejected by Frodo, Bilbo and others. Well, the game is simple and a little silly. We know that Bilbo went though several titles for his story, so I thought it would be fun to suggest alternate titles for The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit and any other Tolkien work. Sound good? Then let's go... The Lord of the Rings could have been called... - Quest Good. - The Hobbit 2: The revenge of the killer Hobbit - Honey, I lost the Ring. - Sauron's Strange Silliness. - Rings an' stuff. The Silmarillion could have been called... - The Book of shiny things that get stole. - Book - Honey, I stole the Silmarils The Children of Hurin could have been called... - Honey, I lost the kids. - Bad stuff in 3D - Honey, I killed the kids - Melkor's Malevolent Movements __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 04-25-2007 at 01:12 PM.