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The 1,000 Reader · 02-17-2007, 12:40 AM

Unfortunately, the survivors hijacked it and assaulted Gondor.

The Elf-warrior · 02-17-2007, 11:25 AM

Fortunately, Minas Tirith came to the rescue.

The 1,000 Reader · 02-17-2007, 07:37 PM

Unfortunately, Minas Tirith was a flooded wreck, meaning that it had to crumble, cause the mountains to crumble into the sea and making a wave to stop Mount Zoom, which would take out the rest of Middle-Earth.

Meneltarmacil · 02-17-2007, 09:02 PM

Fortunately, the tsunami only hurt the bad guys.

The Elf-warrior · 02-17-2007, 09:36 PM

Unfortunately, earthquakes killed all the good guys.

EDIT: 800th post. Yay!

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-18-2007, 02:24 AM

Fortunately, the bad-guys were so traumatised by the experience that they turned good.

The 1,000 Reader · 02-18-2007, 03:47 PM

Unfortunately, the wave crippled them so they couldn't do a thing.

High King Fingolfin · 02-18-2007, 11:00 PM

Fortunately, they were rehabilitated and went out to do good works across Middle-Earth.

Boromir88 · 02-19-2007, 11:01 AM

Unfortunately all their good works were destroyed by another tsunami and they all figured out being good was a waste of time. So, they turned back to being super-evil.

Volo · 02-19-2007, 02:24 PM

Fortunaly, they were so evil that they cut each other up.

Lord Melkor · 02-20-2007, 07:20 AM

Unfortunately the strongest among them survived and set himself up as the new Dark Lord of Middle-Earth. Since all the good guys are dead, noone is around to stop him.

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-20-2007, 09:28 AM

Fortunately, having watched Doctor Strangelove [special
director's cut] on dvds, hobbits, nassty elvsees with bright swords,
assorted skinchangers, etc. had prepared underground shelters
so as to avoid a mineshaft gap and emerged to rout the new
Dark Lord and restore Middle-earth (yea!

).

Gil-Galad · 02-20-2007, 09:31 AM

Unfortunately, they burned up in the sun because they weren't use to it anymore

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-20-2007, 09:45 AM

Fortunately the valar decided it was time to intervene
again and protected Middle-earth and the good guys
from the sun.

Elmo · 02-20-2007, 10:24 AM

Unfortunately Tulkas decided to nap again giving even the Elves terrible sun burn

Meneltarmacil · 02-20-2007, 03:17 PM

Fortunately, Bob the Troll poked him with a spear and woke him up.

The 1,000 Reader · 02-20-2007, 04:43 PM

Unfortunately, Bob the Troll was crippled and had his head finally torn off by Tulkas before Tulkas went back to sleep.

Gil-Galad · 02-20-2007, 05:37 PM

Fortunately, Bob the Troll cloned himself a million times over before that happened, so there were a million Bob the Troll clones running around

The 1,000 Reader · 02-20-2007, 06:54 PM

Unfortunately, they were all captured by orcs and thrown into pens where they were chained to walls and poked with sharp sticks.

Meneltarmacil · 02-20-2007, 07:45 PM

Fortunately, a terrible monster (named Bubba) ate the orcs.

The 1,000 Reader · 02-20-2007, 09:31 PM

Unfortunately, he ate them whole and had no stomach acid, so the orcs cut themselves free.

High King Fingolfin · 02-20-2007, 09:36 PM

Fortunately Bob the Troll's clones were saved by the alien-eating dog.

The 1,000 Reader · 02-21-2007, 01:45 AM

Unfortunately, Bubba sure wasn't, and meat was "back on the menu."

Gil-Galad · 02-21-2007, 09:37 AM

Fortunately, everyone was content in letting Bubba sacrifice himself for the Bob Clones

Meneltarmacil · 02-21-2007, 03:32 PM

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom ran over Bubba and prevented that from happening.

High King Fingolfin · 02-21-2007, 09:49 PM

Fortunately, Mount Zoom's front axle broke, causing a huge pile-up with Barrad-dash.

Meneltarmacil · 02-22-2007, 03:37 PM

Unfortunately, the two machines both toppled over and crushed all the good guys.

Rikae · 02-22-2007, 06:15 PM

Fortunately, the good guys were so crushworthy that all their fangirls came to the rescue and reconstituted them (with tasty onion broth and just a soupçon of oregano.)

High King Fingolfin · 02-22-2007, 08:33 PM

Unfortunately, all the good guys were allergic to oregano.

Gil-Galad · 02-22-2007, 10:32 PM

Fortunately, all teh bad guys died from laughing too much at the good guys dying so everyone died...

The 1,000 Reader · 02-23-2007, 12:09 AM

Unfortunately, not only was everybody dead, but the good guy's corpses were defiled by fangirl spirit and ff.net evils. This was truly horrible.

"I should have destroyed the world again when I had the chance." Eru was in shock. "I should have destroyed the world again when I had the chance!" Eru pounded his fists in rage on the remains of Middle-Earth, wiping out the rest of the population and causing the still-alive yet endlessly laughing Nazgul and Army of the Dead to be battered by earthquakes and falling rocks.

But Tom Bombadil was fine. Because he's Tom Bombadil.

Meneltarmacil · 02-23-2007, 08:08 AM

Fortunately*, Tom Bombadil annoyed Eru enough that he was forced to silence him by dropping him into a bottomless pit of doom.

*Seriously, would you want to spend the rest of your life listening to "Hey dol, merry dol, ring-a-dong-dillo?"

High King Fingolfin · 02-23-2007, 12:23 PM

Unfortunately, Thorondor decided to rescue him.

Volo · 02-23-2007, 02:49 PM

Fortunately, Thorondor was dead.

Gil-Galad · 02-23-2007, 06:30 PM

Unfortunately, Thorondor became a Zombie-King-Bird and still saved them

Meneltarmacil · 02-23-2007, 06:36 PM

Fortunately, Tom died because Thorondor smelled too bad, being a zombie and all.

The Elf-warrior · 02-23-2007, 07:41 PM

Unfortunately, Tom became a singing skeleton.

Rikae · 02-23-2007, 09:05 PM

Fortunately, the serious cat decided that this thread are too silly for mirth and ate the bird.

Meneltarmacil · 02-23-2007, 09:11 PM

Unfortunately, the not-so-serious dog ate the serious cat.

Rikae · 02-23-2007, 09:13 PM

Fortunately, he also decided to use Tom as a singing chew-toy.

02-17-2007, 12:40 AM	#4401
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, the survivors hijacked it and assaulted Gondor. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

02-17-2007, 11:25 AM	#4402
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately, Minas Tirith came to the rescue. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

02-17-2007, 07:37 PM	#4403
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, Minas Tirith was a flooded wreck, meaning that it had to crumble, cause the mountains to crumble into the sea and making a wave to stop Mount Zoom, which would take out the rest of Middle-Earth. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

02-17-2007, 09:02 PM	#4404
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the tsunami only hurt the bad guys. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-17-2007, 09:36 PM	#4405
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately, earthquakes killed all the good guys. EDIT: 800th post. Yay! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

02-18-2007, 02:24 AM	#4406
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the bad-guys were so traumatised by the experience that they turned good. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-18-2007, 03:47 PM	#4407
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, the wave crippled them so they couldn't do a thing. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

02-18-2007, 11:00 PM	#4408
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, they were rehabilitated and went out to do good works across Middle-Earth. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

02-19-2007, 11:01 AM	#4409
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Unfortunately all their good works were destroyed by another tsunami and they all figured out being good was a waste of time. So, they turned back to being super-evil. __________________ Fenris Penguin

02-19-2007, 02:24 PM	#4410
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Fortunaly, they were so evil that they cut each other up. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

02-20-2007, 07:20 AM	#4411
Lord Melkor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 78	Unfortunately the strongest among them survived and set himself up as the new Dark Lord of Middle-Earth. Since all the good guys are dead, noone is around to stop him. __________________ 'I am the Elder king: Melkor, first and mightiest of all the Valar, who was before the world, and made it. The shadow of my purpose lies upon Arda, and all that is in it bends slowly and surely to my will.'

02-20-2007, 09:28 AM	#4412
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, having watched Doctor Strangelove [special director's cut] on dvds, hobbits, nassty elvsees with bright swords, assorted skinchangers, etc. had prepared underground shelters so as to avoid a mineshaft gap and emerged to rout the new Dark Lord and restore Middle-earth (yea! ). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-20-2007, 09:31 AM	#4413
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately, they burned up in the sun because they weren't use to it anymore __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-20-2007, 09:45 AM	#4414
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately the valar decided it was time to intervene again and protected Middle-earth and the good guys from the sun. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-20-2007, 10:24 AM	#4415
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 633	Unfortunately Tulkas decided to nap again giving even the Elves terrible sun burn __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering.

02-20-2007, 03:17 PM	#4416
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Bob the Troll poked him with a spear and woke him up. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-20-2007, 04:43 PM	#4417
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, Bob the Troll was crippled and had his head finally torn off by Tulkas before Tulkas went back to sleep. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

02-20-2007, 05:37 PM	#4418
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Fortunately, Bob the Troll cloned himself a million times over before that happened, so there were a million Bob the Troll clones running around __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-20-2007, 06:54 PM	#4419
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, they were all captured by orcs and thrown into pens where they were chained to walls and poked with sharp sticks. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

02-20-2007, 07:45 PM	#4420
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, a terrible monster (named Bubba) ate the orcs. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-20-2007, 09:31 PM	#4421
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, he ate them whole and had no stomach acid, so the orcs cut themselves free. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

02-20-2007, 09:36 PM	#4422
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately Bob the Troll's clones were saved by the alien-eating dog. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

02-21-2007, 01:45 AM	#4423
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, Bubba sure wasn't, and meat was "back on the menu." __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

02-21-2007, 09:37 AM	#4424
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Begun the Clone wars has... Fortunately, everyone was content in letting Bubba sacrifice himself for the Bob Clones __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-21-2007, 03:32 PM	#4425
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Mount Zoom ran over Bubba and prevented that from happening. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-21-2007, 09:49 PM	#4426
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, Mount Zoom's front axle broke, causing a huge pile-up with Barrad-dash. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

02-22-2007, 03:37 PM	#4427
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the two machines both toppled over and crushed all the good guys. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-22-2007, 06:15 PM	#4428
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Fortunately, the good guys were so crushworthy that all their fangirls came to the rescue and reconstituted them (with tasty onion broth and just a soupçon of oregano.)

02-22-2007, 08:33 PM	#4429
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, all the good guys were allergic to oregano. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

02-22-2007, 10:32 PM	#4430
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Fortunately, all teh bad guys died from laughing too much at the good guys dying so everyone died... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-23-2007, 12:09 AM	#4431
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, not only was everybody dead, but the good guy's corpses were defiled by fangirl spirit and ff.net evils. This was truly horrible. "I should have destroyed the world again when I had the chance." Eru was in shock. "I should have destroyed the world again when I had the chance!" Eru pounded his fists in rage on the remains of Middle-Earth, wiping out the rest of the population and causing the still-alive yet endlessly laughing Nazgul and Army of the Dead to be battered by earthquakes and falling rocks. But Tom Bombadil was fine. Because he's Tom Bombadil. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains Last edited by The 1,000 Reader; 02-23-2007 at 12:14 AM.

02-23-2007, 08:08 AM	#4432
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Tom Bombadil annoyed Eru enough that he was forced to silence him by dropping him into a bottomless pit of doom. Seriously, would you want to spend the rest of your life listening to "Hey dol, merry dol, ring-a-dong-dillo?" __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-23-2007, 12:23 PM	#4433
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, Thorondor decided to rescue him. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

02-23-2007, 02:49 PM	#4434
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Fortunately, Thorondor was dead. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

02-23-2007, 06:30 PM	#4435
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately, Thorondor became a Zombie-King-Bird and still saved them __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.