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06-24-2006, 07:45 PM | #161 | |
Face in the Water
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SARUMAN: I am the killer bees that swarm the factory and prevent anyone from working! Oh, and also: symestreem: I am the duct tape of doom which will wrap itself around anyone who uncloaks!
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06-25-2006, 01:37 AM | #162 |
Hauntress of the Havens
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Gandalf: I am the field of sweet-smelling flowers that attracts all the killer bees and turn them into--sweet honeybees.
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06-25-2006, 01:43 AM | #163 |
Odinic Wanderer
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Saruman: I am the 10389 orcs who stomps on the bees when they are sitting on the sweet-smelling flowers.
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06-25-2006, 02:26 AM | #164 |
Alive without breath
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Gandalf: I am the 10390th Orc who feels left out.
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06-25-2006, 02:21 PM | #165 |
Drummer in the Deep
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Saruman: I am the 10389 orcs who left the 10390th out.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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06-25-2006, 02:27 PM | #166 |
Maundering Mage
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Gandalf: I am the rancid meat famine of the Third Age that wipes out hordes of orcs, including this horde.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke |
06-25-2006, 02:28 PM | #167 |
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Saruman: I am the vegetarian Orcs who are unaffected.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
06-25-2006, 03:20 PM | #168 |
Sword of Spirit
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Gandalf: I am the Ents, who are furious at the Orcs for being vegetarians and demolish them.
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06-25-2006, 07:34 PM | #169 |
Hauntress of the Havens
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Saruman: I am the Entwives, who beat up the Ents for being so violent.
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06-25-2006, 08:39 PM | #170 |
Drummer in the Deep
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Gandalf: I am the Elm tree Sam's cousin spots in the Shire, who was actually an Entish Stud who lures the Entwives away.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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06-25-2006, 08:45 PM | #171 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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SARUMAN: I am the lumberjack that cuts down the walking tree.
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06-25-2006, 08:55 PM | #172 |
Eidolon of a Took
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Gandalf: I am the radical enviromentalist who burns down the lumberjack's house with his wife and children inside.
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06-25-2006, 09:15 PM | #173 |
Maundering Mage
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Saruman: I am the mainstream that stops the environmentalist radical.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke |
06-26-2006, 12:31 AM | #174 |
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Gandalf: I am the moral Panic that distracts the mainstream.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
06-26-2006, 08:04 AM | #175 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the plastic toilet paper that makes cuting down all trees a good thing.
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
06-26-2006, 03:24 PM | #176 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: I am the tree farms that make cutting down old growth forests for paper unnecessary!
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06-27-2006, 01:16 AM | #177 |
Face in the Water
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Saruman: I am the termites that decimate the tree farms.
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06-27-2006, 01:40 AM | #178 |
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Gandalf: I am the termite poison that... erm... poisons the termites.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
06-27-2006, 03:34 AM | #179 |
Hauntress of the Havens
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Saruman: I am the termite poison antidote that...kind of speaks for itself, doesn't it?
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06-27-2006, 03:58 AM | #180 |
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Gandalf: I am the four hundred thousand miles that separates the termites from the antidote!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
06-27-2006, 07:44 AM | #181 |
Drummer in the Deep
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Saruman: I am continental drift, that suddenly brings the termites and the antidote mere inches apart.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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06-27-2006, 10:03 AM | #182 |
Twisted Taleswapper
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Gandalf: I am an Old rotten tree that distracts the termites from their antidote!
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grand return?........ |
06-27-2006, 05:15 PM | #183 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the dynamite that blows up the tree stump!
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
06-27-2006, 05:26 PM | #184 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Gandalf: "I am that darned bad fuse that you always seem to get when you need something to light the most."
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06-27-2006, 05:32 PM | #185 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am a homicidal maniac with a flame thrower!
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
06-27-2006, 06:18 PM | #186 |
Riveting Ribbiter
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Gandalf: I am the fireproof salamander who swallows the flames. (Gulp)
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People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff. |
06-27-2006, 06:33 PM | #187 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am a salamander eating Troll!
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
06-27-2006, 07:23 PM | #189 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the insatiable curiosity that leads him to a Darwin Award worthy death!
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
06-27-2006, 07:32 PM | #190 |
Energetic Essence
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Gandalf: I am that explosive discovery that sets Pippin's hair on fire.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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06-27-2006, 08:22 PM | #191 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the lake that extinguises his hair and drowns him!
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
06-27-2006, 09:07 PM | #192 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: I am the giant blowtorch that evaporates the lake!
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Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)
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06-28-2006, 02:42 AM | #193 |
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Saruman: I am the emptiness that fills the Blowtorch.
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06-28-2006, 06:50 AM | #194 |
Drummer in the Deep
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Gandalf: I am a flaming Balrog, who needs no stinkin' fuel!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door |
06-28-2006, 08:01 AM | #196 |
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Gandalf: I am the fall of Gondolin.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
06-28-2006, 08:12 AM | #197 |
Drummer in the Deep
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Saruman: I am all the refugees of Gondolin who escaped.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door |
06-28-2006, 08:37 AM | #198 |
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Gandalf: I am the Dragon that swoops upon them.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
06-28-2006, 11:29 AM | #199 |
Twisted Taleswapper
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Saruman: I am the Dragon-be-gone spray that is used on the swooping Dragon.
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grand return?........ |
06-28-2006, 02:25 PM | #200 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Gandalf: I am the army of Balrogs which makes the dragon unnecessary!
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