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Mithalwen · 03-30-2005, 11:41 AM

No one at the Green Dragon would ever believe their tale of being by abducted by aliens...

Boromir88 · 03-30-2005, 11:50 AM

Legolas pic:

Legolas was jealous upon hearing that Saruman got a part in the new Star Wars Episodes II and III, he decides to try out.

Merry/Pippin pic:

Merry was so distracted he did not notice the drooling, mutant zombie closing in right behind him.

Ainaserkewen · 03-30-2005, 01:45 PM

Treebeard: I really don't like Merry and Pippin, I'll tell you about the Entwives if you can sneak me outta here.

Quickbeam: Sure, hang on...Hey Merry!

Merry: What?

Quickbeam: Look at that!

Merry: What is it? What am I looking at? I'm gonna stop looking soon...Hey is that it? Naw...

Pippin: (coming up behind him) Hey Merry, can I look too?

Merry: Sure, but it'll cost ya.

Pippin: My wallet's in the car, I mean...in my pocket.

Merry: He is so stupid, and now back to the looking.

(Treebeard and Quickbeam sneak away.)

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-30-2005, 03:05 PM

Merry and Pippin see their hopes and dreams go up in smoke as, on the night they were supposed to march on Isengard, Treebeard 'accidentally' gets extremely drunk.

SamwiseGamgee · 03-30-2005, 03:08 PM

The sight of Treebeard relieving himself was far from pleasant.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-30-2005, 03:13 PM

Merry got worried after he found out that pippin had arranged Ent wrestling.

Formendacil · 03-30-2005, 03:19 PM

Merry and Pippin get their first sight of an Entwife...

Meela · 03-30-2005, 03:28 PM

The Ents give an enthusiastic display of their morris dancing skills.

The Only Real Estel · 03-30-2005, 05:29 PM

Pippin: "Merry, should we be worried that a giant, scary flying creature that nobody's ever seen before has just picked up Frodo and the Ring and is taking them to Mordor?"

luthien-elvenprincess · 03-30-2005, 05:58 PM

Staring in astonished disbelief as the ents complete their annual sap-collecting ritual, Merry and Pippen vow to never again eat syrup on their flapjacks.

The Only Real Estel · 03-30-2005, 05:59 PM

Merry and Pippin discovered the only other hobbit who had set foot in Fangorn, Bulfo Brakehurst, who had apparently been hitting the Ent Draught to hard during his time there.

Encaitare · 03-30-2005, 06:25 PM

Merry and Pippin were staring so intently at whatever they were intently staring at that they didn't notice the armies of killer fake trees sneaking up behind them.

Gil-Galad · 03-30-2005, 06:27 PM

The Hobbits shocked and apalled after they saw Gandalf the Grey...UNCLOAKED!

Ainaserkewen · 03-30-2005, 11:39 PM

Quote:

The Hobbits shocked and apalled after they saw Gandalf the Grey...UNCLOAKED!

I think you'd get just such a rainbow of expressions if it were to actually happen.

Merry: (slowly) Where's my cottage?

Lhunardawen · 03-31-2005, 12:13 AM

Merry and Pippin look up in awe and horror as they see a glimpse of Treebeard in pyromania mode.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-31-2005, 01:20 AM

Merry: Is it me, or did that tree just wink at me?

Pippin: No, I think it winked at me.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-31-2005, 02:55 AM

Horror set in as Merry realised that, during a drunken stupor, he had told Treebeard that one of his favourite things to do was to burn plants in a small pipe...

Bywaters · 03-31-2005, 05:46 AM

One hour before the picture was taken...

Pippin: I would give anything for a whiff of Old Toby.
Merry: Whats this? * finds a barrel of Long Bottom Leaf * I dont believe it!
Pippin: Finest pipe weed in the South Farthing!

Merry and Pippin issue forth their pipes and have a good old smoke...
Back to present time.

Pippin: Merry look! That tree over there, it just moved!
Merry: Dont be so silly Pip!
Pippin: LOOK! It's moving!
Merry: I dont believe it!
Pippin: We definitely smoke too much!!!
Merry: I dont think that was just Long Bottom Leaf.
Pippin: No, neither do I. I've got the munchies, pass me the lembas...

Esgallhugwen · 03-31-2005, 08:40 AM

Merry: What do you mean the tree behind us has a startling resemblance to the tree in Sleepy Hollow*?
Pippin: Where's Sleepy Hollow?
Merry: I don't know but it's making me sleepy.

*The Movie of course

SamwiseGamgee · 03-31-2005, 11:04 AM

Merry and Pippin realise that the strain of there being no entwives is taking its toll on the ents.

Lalwendë · 03-31-2005, 11:44 AM

Merry: "Wow! I don't believe it!"

Pippin: "Don't believe what?"

Merry: "Even Ents get white carrier bags stuck in their branches!"

Estelyn Telcontar · 03-31-2005, 12:36 PM

Unfortunately neither possibility works, Boromir - try again...

Mithalwen · 03-31-2005, 12:44 PM

Still reckons you are a thief, Boromir...

Boromir88 · 03-31-2005, 12:54 PM

Ah drat, I found this nice site with frame-by-frame captures but everyone seems to be having a problem with it (except me). So I'll just back to my webcrawler like I've done in the past...

Enchanted voice from above speaks to the hobbits and transmits a a new pic...

Eomer: Give me your money, dork.

Mithalwen · 03-31-2005, 01:42 PM

From the Rohan Skin Cancer Awareness campaign...

Grima: SPF 50

Eomer: SPF 2 (when ski-ing)

Meela · 03-31-2005, 02:23 PM

Grima holds back his laughter at the sight of the "Kick Me" sign on Eomer's back.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-31-2005, 02:57 PM

Eomer: Seriously, stick your hair up you’re nose and Eyowin will go nuts for you!

Grima: Are you sure?

Eomer: Yes, now go! *Snigger*

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-31-2005, 03:16 PM

The kids are unhappy upon realising there'll be no dessert.

SamwiseGamgee · 03-31-2005, 03:30 PM

Eomer: Quickly, my darling. We shall slip out now and nobody shall notice.
Grima: Yes, honeybunch. To my chambers.

Lalwendë · 03-31-2005, 03:33 PM

The first rule of travel on the Edoras Underground. No matter how close you have to stand to your fellow passengers, never look them in the eye.

Gil-Galad · 03-31-2005, 03:46 PM

Eomer: listen i told you before and i'll tell you again, i do not want Green Eggs and Ham, i will not eat it in a box, i will not eat it with a fox.

THE Ka · 03-31-2005, 04:48 PM

(Merry and Pippin Picture)

Though it was noted that in Fangorn everything was a freakishly twisted fate of biology, Merry and Pippin were only really convinced when they stumbled upon the legendary 50 meter tall Longbottom leaf tree.

~ Ka

The Only Real Estel · 03-31-2005, 05:18 PM

Eomer: "Grima, who is that strange looking man?"

Grima: "You mean the one holding the sign that reads 'I am the Phantom, Bow to Me'?"

Evisse the Blue · 04-01-2005, 02:57 AM

Merry and Pip pic:

Pippin: Merry, I don't think it's such a good idea to pick a fight with someone 20 times your size...
Merry: But it stole my teddy bear!!

Eomer and Grima pic:
Eomer: Eowyn, how many times do I have to tell you: Knock before you enter the toilet!

The Only Real Estel · 04-01-2005, 10:53 AM

Grima tried to buy his baddies some more time to save him from Eomer with the old "Look! There's a hot blonde girl behind you!" trick, but for some reason, it only enraged Eomer more...

Maeggaladiel · 04-01-2005, 11:35 AM

Eomer was swiftly growing tired of the Rohirrim's immature pranks.
Eomer- Okay... Which one of you guys taped the giant fishhook to Grima's face?

THE Ka · 04-01-2005, 01:47 PM

My brain has alerted me that it's time for a new picture...

Finally, Figwit saw his chance and upon that moment wished to put his opinion into the arguement - sadly though, he was stamped out by his clumbersome friend and the taser that elrond had just shot into his bottom...

~ A Ka

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-01-2005, 01:52 PM

#47 - Elves are actually very sticky.

SamwiseGamgee · 04-01-2005, 03:07 PM

As he stood in some of Boromir's horse's crap, a varied and colourful list of things ran through his mind. Unfortunately only one word made it out.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-01-2005, 03:31 PM

They both saw... you guessed it... Gandalf the grey uncloaked...

OR

Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts...

03-30-2005, 11:41 AM	#4521
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,916	No one at the Green Dragon would ever believe their tale of being by abducted by aliens... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

03-30-2005, 11:50 AM	#4522
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Legolas pic: Legolas was jealous upon hearing that Saruman got a part in the new Star Wars Episodes II and III, he decides to try out. Merry/Pippin pic: Merry was so distracted he did not notice the drooling, mutant zombie closing in right behind him. __________________ Fenris Penguin

03-30-2005, 01:45 PM	#4523
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 766	Treebeard: I really don't like Merry and Pippin, I'll tell you about the Entwives if you can sneak me outta here. Quickbeam: Sure, hang on...Hey Merry! Merry: What? Quickbeam: Look at that! Merry: What is it? What am I looking at? I'm gonna stop looking soon...Hey is that it? Naw... Pippin: (coming up behind him) Hey Merry, can I look too? Merry: Sure, but it'll cost ya. Pippin: My wallet's in the car, I mean...in my pocket. Merry: He is so stupid, and now back to the looking. (Treebeard and Quickbeam sneak away.) __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

03-30-2005, 03:05 PM	#4524
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	Merry and Pippin see their hopes and dreams go up in smoke as, on the night they were supposed to march on Isengard, Treebeard 'accidentally' gets extremely drunk. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

03-30-2005, 03:08 PM	#4525
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	The sight of Treebeard relieving himself was far from pleasant. __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

03-30-2005, 03:13 PM	#4526
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Merry got worried after he found out that pippin had arranged Ent wrestling. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-30-2005, 03:19 PM	#4527
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,347	Merry and Pippin get their first sight of an Entwife... __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

03-30-2005, 03:28 PM	#4528
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,118	The Ents give an enthusiastic display of their morris dancing skills. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-30-2005, 05:29 PM	#4529
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Pippin: "Merry, should we be worried that a giant, scary flying creature that nobody's ever seen before has just picked up Frodo and the Ring and is taking them to Mordor?"

03-30-2005, 05:58 PM	#4530
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,034	Staring in astonished disbelief as the ents complete their annual sap-collecting ritual, Merry and Pippen vow to never again eat syrup on their flapjacks. __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

03-30-2005, 05:59 PM	#4531
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Merry and Pippin discovered the only other hobbit who had set foot in Fangorn, Bulfo Brakehurst, who had apparently been hitting the Ent Draught to hard during his time there.

03-30-2005, 06:25 PM	#4532
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 2,033	Merry and Pippin were staring so intently at whatever they were intently staring at that they didn't notice the armies of killer fake trees sneaking up behind them.

03-30-2005, 06:27 PM	#4533
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	counting what?....37? The Hobbits shocked and apalled after they saw Gandalf the Grey...UNCLOAKED! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-31-2005, 12:13 AM	#4535
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,724	Merry and Pippin look up in awe and horror as they see a glimpse of Treebeard in pyromania mode.

03-31-2005, 01:20 AM	#4536
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Hobbits: simply irresistible. Merry: Is it me, or did that tree just wink at me? Pippin: No, I think it winked at me. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good... Last edited by Nilpaurion Felagund; 03-31-2005 at 01:24 AM. Reason: word waffling

03-31-2005, 02:55 AM	#4537
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Horror set in as Merry realised that, during a drunken stupor, he had told Treebeard that one of his favourite things to do was to burn plants in a small pipe... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-31-2005, 05:46 AM	#4538
Bywaters Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tengiz, Kazahstan for 6 wks, then home for 2 wks. Blimey Posts: 51	One hour before the picture was taken... Pippin: I would give anything for a whiff of Old Toby. Merry: Whats this? * finds a barrel of Long Bottom Leaf * I dont believe it! Pippin: Finest pipe weed in the South Farthing! Merry and Pippin issue forth their pipes and have a good old smoke... Back to present time. Pippin: Merry look! That tree over there, it just moved! Merry: Dont be so silly Pip! Pippin: LOOK! It's moving! Merry: I dont believe it! Pippin: We definitely smoke too much!!! Merry: I dont think that was just Long Bottom Leaf. Pippin: No, neither do I. I've got the munchies, pass me the lembas... __________________ ...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh? insuperably wasted

03-31-2005, 08:40 AM	#4539
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 587	Merry: What do you mean the tree behind us has a startling resemblance to the tree in Sleepy Hollow? Pippin: Where's Sleepy Hollow? Merry: I don't know but it's making me sleepy. The Movie of course __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

03-31-2005, 11:04 AM	#4540
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Merry and Pippin realise that the strain of there being no entwives is taking its toll on the ents. __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

03-31-2005, 11:44 AM	#4541
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Merry: "Wow! I don't believe it!" Pippin: "Don't believe what?" Merry: "Even Ents get white carrier bags stuck in their branches!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-31-2005, 12:36 PM	#4542
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,645	Unfortunately neither possibility works, Boromir - try again... __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

03-31-2005, 12:44 PM	#4543
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,916	Still reckons you are a thief, Boromir... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

03-31-2005, 12:54 PM	#4544
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Ah drat, I found this nice site with frame-by-frame captures but everyone seems to be having a problem with it (except me). So I'll just back to my webcrawler like I've done in the past... Enchanted voice from above speaks to the hobbits and transmits a a new pic... Eomer: Give me your money, dork. __________________ Fenris Penguin

03-31-2005, 01:42 PM	#4545
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,916	From the Rohan Skin Cancer Awareness campaign... Grima: SPF 50 Eomer: SPF 2 (when ski-ing) __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

03-31-2005, 02:23 PM	#4546
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,118	Grima holds back his laughter at the sight of the "Kick Me" sign on Eomer's back. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-31-2005, 02:57 PM	#4547
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Eomer: Seriously, stick your hair up you’re nose and Eyowin will go nuts for you! Grima: Are you sure? Eomer: Yes, now go! Snigger __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-31-2005, 03:16 PM	#4548
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	The kids are unhappy upon realising there'll be no dessert. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

03-31-2005, 03:30 PM	#4549
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Eomer: Quickly, my darling. We shall slip out now and nobody shall notice. Grima: Yes, honeybunch. To my chambers. __________________ -- Well, I'm back. Last edited by SamwiseGamgee; 03-31-2005 at 03:45 PM.

03-31-2005, 03:33 PM	#4550
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	The first rule of travel on the Edoras Underground. No matter how close you have to stand to your fellow passengers, never look them in the eye. __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-31-2005, 03:46 PM	#4551
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Eomer: listen i told you before and i'll tell you again, i do not want Green Eggs and Ham, i will not eat it in a box, i will not eat it with a fox. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-31-2005, 04:48 PM	#4552
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	(Merry and Pippin Picture) Though it was noted that in Fangorn everything was a freakishly twisted fate of biology, Merry and Pippin were only really convinced when they stumbled upon the legendary 50 meter tall Longbottom leaf tree. ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

03-31-2005, 05:18 PM	#4553
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Eomer: "Grima, who is that strange looking man?" Grima: "You mean the one holding the sign that reads 'I am the Phantom, Bow to Me'?" Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 03-31-2005 at 08:22 PM.

04-01-2005, 02:57 AM	#4554
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,740	Merry and Pip pic: Pippin: Merry, I don't think it's such a good idea to pick a fight with someone 20 times your size... Merry: But it stole my teddy bear!! Eomer and Grima pic: Eomer: Eowyn, how many times do I have to tell you: Knock before you enter the toilet! __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

04-01-2005, 10:53 AM	#4555
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Grima tried to buy his baddies some more time to save him from Eomer with the old "Look! There's a hot blonde girl behind you!" trick, but for some reason, it only enraged Eomer more...

04-01-2005, 11:35 AM	#4556
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 512	Eomer was swiftly growing tired of the Rohirrim's immature pranks. Eomer- Okay... Which one of you guys taped the giant fishhook to Grima's face? __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.