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04-15-2006, 07:45 AM | #441 | |
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I wish the Ringwraiths had crossed the Bruinen successfully.
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04-15-2006, 11:23 AM | #442 | |
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I wish Sauron had a small dog, called Jim.
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04-15-2006, 01:02 PM | #443 | |
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Granted. Jim ruins the floor of Barad-Dur and is never quiet. A "mutiny" occurs and the orcs overthrow Sauron simply to get rid of that blasted dog. I wish that a hurricane hit Middle-Earth.
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04-24-2006, 11:56 PM | #444 | |
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I wish Gandalf and Radagast had their own spin off show.
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05-04-2006, 08:01 PM | #445 | |
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I wish that Ar-Pharazon hadn't taken Sauron to Numenor.
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05-04-2006, 08:10 PM | #446 | |
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(And you wondered why Tolkien disliked Disney. ) I wish that Hobbits really did have express trains.
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05-05-2006, 10:45 AM | #447 | |
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I wish that Elves and Orcs would meet once a year to tell each other ghost stories |
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05-08-2006, 01:30 AM | #448 | |
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However, the ghost stories that the elves tell are not quite as scary as the Orcs', consequently, when telling the 'chilling' tale of 'The Elf with half a finger missing' the Orcs laughed so much that they called down the Stone Giants to Rivendell, and the destroyed it. I wish Bilbo had ridden on Smaug's back.
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05-08-2006, 11:50 AM | #449 | |
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Bilbo, with the Ring, on hops a ride on Smaug's back. Unfortunately his Ring chose to slip off just as he was climbing down from Smaug's back. And Smaug was unsympathetic to Bilbo's "Gandalf made me do it" excuse." I wish Fatty had been part of the Fellowship.
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05-10-2006, 05:39 AM | #450 | |
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Oh dear I wish that Théoden had personally given Wormtong a slap across the mouth.
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05-18-2006, 02:04 PM | #451 | |
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I wish that Tolkien had finished The Lost Road.
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06-19-2006, 03:20 AM | #452 | |
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I wish Smaug had made friends with Bilbo and been an enemy of Sauron in the War of the Ring!
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07-04-2006, 04:15 PM | #453 |
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I wish Smaug had made friends with Bilbo and been an enemy of Sauron in the War of the Ring!
Your wish is granted. But nobody trusted Bilbo and Smaug and they were both killed in the second Battle of Greenfields. I wish that the Lord of the Rings had the Marx Brothers in it.
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07-11-2006, 10:08 AM | #454 | |
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I wish Bill the Pony was able to go through the Mines of Moria.
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07-11-2006, 10:47 AM | #455 | |
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Because... *misterious, almost scary voice* Smeagol had passed a way a long time ago, after loosing his ring. I wish Ted Sandyman had been a part of the fellowship
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07-11-2006, 11:45 AM | #456 | |
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Gandalf, in the Halls of Mandos, decided that coming back from Elfland would be too embarassing, so he stayed there and there was no Gandalf the White. Gimli became disillusioned and grumbled about his lousy three strands of hair, and tossed them halfway across the Plains of Rohan. When he became King, Aragorn sent Arwen a "Dear Jane" letter and told her that she could keep her arrogant elvish fakery, he was marrying a nice Rohirric girl. By the end of the quest, Legolas son of Thranduil had changed his name, given up archery, stopped singing, turned in his elvish clothes for mannish clothes, unbraided his hair and rubbed dirt in it to give it a mannish look, and developed several psychotic twitches. And although Gollum still bit off Frodo's finger and destroyed the Ring, Frodo refused passage to Valinor and instead moved into the Lockholes, constantly muttering and yelling at passersby. I wish more of Legolas' kin had been involved in the quest.
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07-25-2006, 04:35 PM | #457 | |
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07-25-2006, 09:49 PM | #458 | |
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I wish that the Great Eagles had snakes on them!
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07-26-2006, 07:12 AM | #459 | |
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I wish that the Easterlings overthrough Sauron
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07-26-2006, 07:44 AM | #460 | |
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I wish Manwe could have had an amusing period of taunting Melkor before throwing him into the void.
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07-28-2006, 01:31 PM | #461 | |
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I wish that instead of Grey, Gandalf had been neon mauve.
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08-06-2006, 02:19 PM | #462 | |
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I wish Pippin was Bilbo's heir and had to take the Ring into Mordor.
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08-06-2006, 02:46 PM | #463 | |
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I wish Sauron wasn't evil.
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08-11-2006, 07:29 PM | #464 |
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I wish Sauron wasn't evil.
Your wish is granted. That means the Lord of the Rings was never written. Instead Tolkien wrote The White Hand. It's about a renegade Maia who tries to take over Middle-earth. When PJ turned it into a movie he turned Saruman into a literal white hand. I wish Tolkien recorded how old Durin the Deathless was when he died.
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08-12-2006, 12:43 AM | #465 | |
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I wish The Argonath had been showing a thumbs up rather than an open palm .
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08-12-2006, 10:36 PM | #466 | |
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I wish that Denethor would not have gone crazy so Gandalf could have saved Theoden from the Witch-King.
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08-13-2006, 02:02 AM | #467 | |
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Long story short, the Free Peoples of Middle Earth changed their name to Sauron's Minions. Some people think that it has a nicer ring to it anyway. I wish Theodred had been sent to Rivendell when the council was held
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08-13-2006, 02:19 PM | #468 | |
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Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, without him leading part of Rohan's defenses at that time, Saruman's forces gain land easily in Rohan, causing a victory for the forces of the White Hand. I wish that Saruman had a landmine defense field around Isengard.
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08-14-2006, 02:47 AM | #469 | |
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I wish Turin had a sense of humour.
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08-14-2006, 11:25 AM | #470 | |
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I wish Gandalf was a lead guitarist of a rock band. |
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08-22-2006, 06:12 AM | #471 |
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Why doesn't anyone want to grant me my wish
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08-22-2006, 07:27 AM | #472 | |
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I wish exact number of balrogs has been known...
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08-23-2006, 10:54 AM | #473 | |
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I wish that Glorfindel rode Asfaloth in the movies.
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08-23-2006, 11:22 AM | #474 | |
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I wish Hamfast Gamgee was a Balrog. |
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08-23-2006, 11:43 AM | #475 | |
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I wish Mushrooms were as plentiful as grass blades in the Shire.
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09-02-2006, 01:43 AM | #476 | |
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My toe wishes that she would be reborn as Aragorn. |
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09-02-2006, 10:31 PM | #477 |
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My toe wishes that she would be reborn as Aragorn.
Your toe's wish is granted. Your toe is now Aragorn. But he develops an ingrown face and has to convalesce in Rivendell and doesn't become King. I wish that the Barrow-wight was a good guy.
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09-03-2006, 02:15 AM | #478 | |
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In a last ditch effort to cheer Frodo up, the Wight sung the only song he knew all the words to, "Cold be heart", and old Barrow Downs favourite. But this only made matters worse and Tom Bombadill showed up and threw him out of Barrow and home. I wish Sauron smoked a pipe.
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09-09-2006, 04:13 PM | #479 | |
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Happy end! I wish Gothmog's stomach would ache as badly as mine. |
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09-09-2006, 10:33 PM | #480 |
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I wish Gothmog's stomach would ache as badly as mine.
Your wish is granted. But pain makes him mad, and he's a better fighter when he's mad. I wish Denethor hadn't killed himself.
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