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07-20-2005, 11:22 AM | #6041 |
Illusionary Holbytla
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Gandalf: Nice Theoden... I'm not going to hurt you...
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07-20-2005, 11:47 AM | #6042 |
Mischievous Candle
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Theoden: Gandalf's our friend, Gandalf helps us. No! Mean old man's trying to trick us!
Gandalf: Oh, not you, too! or Theoden and his famous "expired fig" imitation.
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07-20-2005, 11:58 AM | #6043 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Theoden: (in mind) Dirty... FINGERNAILS!
---------------------------------- Gandalf: If you don't behave I'll have to put a cone around you head! .:~Ka~:.
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07-20-2005, 12:54 PM | #6044 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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The Third Age of The Sun(bed)
Gandalf: Hail Thengel son of Fengel, Lord of The Mark.
Theoden: What! Its me Theoden you old fool. Gandalf: Oo dear, you look like you have had too many late nights in the meadhouse, and if you`d take my advice, lay off the sunbed sessions pruneface. |
07-20-2005, 12:57 PM | #6045 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: Hail Theoden son of Thengel, Lord of The Mark.
Theoden: Am I glad to see you Gandalf, you haven`t any laxatives by any chance? |
07-20-2005, 01:08 PM | #6046 |
Pilgrim Soul
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Theoden really wished wizards would stop nicking the tealight holders from his garden.....
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07-20-2005, 01:08 PM | #6047 |
A Mere Boggart
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Bernard: "Put the staff down, Ian and stop playing at being Magneto"
Ian: "Ooh, look who's talking! Who've you come as? Dumbledore?"
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Gordon's alive!
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07-20-2005, 01:40 PM | #6048 |
Estelo dagnir, Melo ring
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Looking for some quick cash, Gandalf and Theoden in dirty old man with candy (except without the candy) form do a Preparation H commercial.
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07-20-2005, 01:47 PM | #6049 | |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Time for my caption... Theoden: No! No!! Not the men in white coats! Gandalf: Oh quiet down, you old coot! I'm not here to give you your injection...today... |
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07-20-2005, 01:53 PM | #6050 |
Denethor's True Love
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Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Council pic:
Gandalf: Eeny meeny Fellowship, which of you will make the trip. If my finger points to you, off to Mordor you go too. Theoden pic: Gandalf forgets to return Shadowfax for the ninth time.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
07-20-2005, 01:55 PM | #6051 |
Illustrious Ulair
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Middle-earth New's roving sports reporter, Gandalf Greyhame interviews the winner of the Rohan bumfights championship:
'Now, Theoden, would you like to say a few words to your legions of loyal fans?' 'Ah, ge' away wi' ye, or I'll kick yer heeed in.....ye got any Dhrink?' |
07-20-2005, 02:32 PM | #6052 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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darn close to an old joke...
Theoden: "Ugh, Gandalf! You could at least keep your undershirt buttoned while I'm eating!!"
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07-20-2005, 02:50 PM | #6053 |
Alive without breath
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Théoden hated losing at chess.
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07-20-2005, 02:58 PM | #6054 |
Shadowed Prince
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Gandalf is so intent on delivering the post, he dares to approach the guard-Theoden of Rohan.
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07-20-2005, 03:10 PM | #6055 |
Child of the West
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Gandalf: Good king...I'm not going to hurt you...good king....
Theoden: Bark! Bark! OR Theoden: Gah! Milk always does this to me!
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07-20-2005, 03:22 PM | #6056 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Return of the...Matrix?
Theoden was beginning to realize that having an Agent take over your body is not as sci-fi as he thought it was.
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07-20-2005, 04:01 PM | #6057 |
A Mere Boggart
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Gandalf: "I've come to take you to Saint Clabbert's..."
Theoden: "Drink! Girls! Ar...." (you know the rest )
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Gordon's alive!
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07-20-2005, 04:22 PM | #6058 |
Alive without breath
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Gandalf: All right, all right! I promise not to be Gandalf the grey uncloaked, just put you're trousers back on! Phew!
OR Théoden: I do not have a drug problem!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
07-20-2005, 06:14 PM | #6059 |
Drummer in the Deep
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Theoden: Stop calling me Cerberus!
Or... Some Werewolvish transformations are scarier than others.
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07-20-2005, 06:26 PM | #6060 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Gandalf soon found out what a werewolf transformation really looked like.
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07-20-2005, 07:26 PM | #6061 | |
Dead Serious
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To play on this...
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07-20-2005, 08:53 PM | #6062 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Theoden: "How dare you tell me that Grima is not to be trusted! That's a conspiracy theory!"
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07-20-2005, 10:09 PM | #6063 |
Scion of The Faithful
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Hmmm . . .
Théoden: I told you not to let Nilpaurion play in the next Werewolves game!
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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07-21-2005, 01:20 AM | #6064 |
Hauntress of the Havens
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Aragorn (in the background): See, Legolas? I told you the staff's not fake.
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07-21-2005, 05:53 AM | #6065 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Theoden: You know the law, Gandalf....move your feet, loose your seat!!
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07-21-2005, 06:54 AM | #6066 |
A Mere Boggart
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Theoden: "Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be....Kenny Rogers!"
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Gordon's alive!
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07-21-2005, 07:18 AM | #6067 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Gandalf: Must...Resist...Stupidity Impulse...Hey a Old Man!
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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07-21-2005, 07:21 AM | #6068 |
Laconic Loreman
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Theoden: You trounced through my shrubbery! Now you must go find me another shrubbery!
Gandalf: Please, not that, aren't you being a little irrational?
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07-21-2005, 07:32 AM | #6069 |
Auspicious Wraith
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Gandalf's patented 'bowl of icy water on the seat' party trick always produced hilarious results.
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07-21-2005, 10:23 AM | #6070 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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waaay to much cheese O_O
Theoden: "Why...should I...welcome you...Gandalf...the Grey? You let me...eat those....five cheese...pizzas last night...without...warning me...of...the possible...consequences!"
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07-21-2005, 12:57 PM | #6071 |
Auspicious Wraith
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Why....should I....welcome....you, Gandalf....the Grey? You.....stole my hairbrush.....and my moisturiser.....and I clearly need them!
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07-21-2005, 01:03 PM | #6072 |
Alive without breath
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To continue the theme
Théoden: Why....should I....welcome....you, Gandalf....storm crow? Can't you see the last diet you sent me on made my jeans rip?
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07-21-2005, 01:10 PM | #6073 |
Everlasting Whiteness
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Theoden: How....can I....welcome....you, Gandalf....the Grey?....When....you take....my breath....away!
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07-21-2005, 08:45 PM | #6074 |
Drummer in the Deep
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Thé: Ooh...look...at...all...the...ellipses...
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07-21-2005, 09:13 PM | #6075 |
Scion of The Faithful
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Hmmm . . .
Théoden: I told you not to let Fordim make another poll!
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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07-21-2005, 10:06 PM | #6076 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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I believe it be time for yet another caption. Gandalf and especially theoden are looking rather worn out...
Gandalf: Did you hear? The Gap of Rohan is having a Istari-only blow-out sale of the ages! Saruman: Really?! If only I could find a baby-sitter for Grima, then our shopping dreams could be complete!! ~ Ha, ha Ka
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07-21-2005, 10:22 PM | #6077 |
Maundering Mage
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Gandalf: (in hushed tones) So Radaghast actually thought he could speak to the animals. What a dotard!
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07-21-2005, 10:25 PM | #6078 |
Hauntress of the Havens
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Theoden pic:
Gandalf comes up with a unique gift for Radagast's birthday. Gandalf-Saruman pic: Just when you thought seeing them uncloaked is the worst... |
07-21-2005, 10:29 PM | #6079 |
Laconic Loreman
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Gandalf the Real Estate Agent...
Gandalf: See this truly is a wonderful, vast place with great wildlife.
Saruman: Does the highway behind us get a lot of traffic? Because I can't study on conquering the world if it's constant rush hour traffic.
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07-21-2005, 10:46 PM | #6080 |
Bittersweet Symphony
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Gandalf: Did you see those horrid robes Alatar and Pallando were wearing? Ugh!
Saruman: I know! Blue is so out of season! |
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