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ElentariGreenleaf · 10-30-2005, 06:15 AM

Fortunately, Morgoth also landed in Mount Doom

Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-30-2005, 06:18 AM

. . . he was wearing lava-wings.

ElentariGreenleaf · 10-30-2005, 06:35 AM

Fortunately, the lava wings were no use as someone had cunningly taped them together.

Glirdan · 10-30-2005, 08:47 AM

Unfortunately, Gandalf thought Morgoth was and Eagle and decided to ride him.

Boromir88 · 10-30-2005, 11:07 AM

Fortunately, Morgoth believed he was an eagle, and with Gandalf on his back he went running off a cliff.

The 1,000 Reader · 10-30-2005, 01:32 PM

Unfortunately, he tore the tape off of the wings and did, in fact, fly.

ElentariGreenleaf · 10-31-2005, 05:28 PM

Fortunately, Sauron wasn't much pleased with them disturbing his afternoon nap, so he fried Morgoth with some lightning (Gandalf being immune of course because of his cloak's amazing reflective properties)

Glirdan · 10-31-2005, 09:17 PM

Unfortunately, Gandalf wasn't wearing that cloak today.

Eonwe · 10-31-2005, 09:21 PM

Fortunately, this morgoth fellow rather like being zapped now and again my a good bolt of lightning.

The 1,000 Reader · 10-31-2005, 10:28 PM

Unfortunately, this was not one of those days, and Morgoth fried Sauron for attacking him. He kept Sauron alive, however, since he was happy Sauron was on the right track and using his powers better. Gandalf had also survived since Sauron's power was not all it was made to be.

ElentariGreenleaf · 11-01-2005, 12:54 PM

Fortunately Captian Obvious was around to point Gandalf's predicament out to Aragorn and the others

Glirdan · 11-01-2005, 04:05 PM

Unfortunately, he showed up just as you said that.

ElentariGreenleaf · 11-01-2005, 04:06 PM

Fortuantely, Gandalf was rather annoyed with Captain Obvious, and suddenly a hoard of Lego Lovers bundled on the elf. A satisfied grin spread across Gandalf's features.

Boromir88 · 11-01-2005, 04:21 PM

Unfortunately the hoard of Lego Lovers only appeared to be Lego Lovers....they were actually a hoard of Ninja Wizards sent by Saruman.

Eonwe · 11-01-2005, 05:25 PM

fortunately, they were only masgarading as ninja wizards. in reality they were just lego lovers and, asisted by our good friend zack, they built like crazy and got gandalf out of his predicament (whatever that may be...).

Boromir88 · 11-01-2005, 05:27 PM

Unfortunately, Gandalf didn't want their help and he zapped them into Ninja Wizards.

The Perky Ent · 11-01-2005, 05:30 PM

Fortunatly, Perky had to study for a history exam tonight, and didn't have time to make an unfunny comment.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 11-01-2005, 05:35 PM

Unfortunately, Aragorn decided to help Perky resuling in him getting the line of kings all wrong!

Glirdan · 11-01-2005, 06:00 PM

Fortunately, Perky decided that it was better he didn't have tutor and he continued his studies in peace.

Boromir88 · 11-01-2005, 06:04 PM

Unfortunately, with all the distraction caused by Perky, everyone forgot the real problem....Theoden needed a bed time story before he could go to sleep!

The 1,000 Reader · 11-01-2005, 06:07 PM

Fortunately, that event was fifty years ago and a bedtime story was made. Luckily, it was also good.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-02-2005, 12:33 AM

Unfortunately, this meant that Théoden had slept through the battle of Pelenor and so the Witch King had not been killed and Minas Tirith fell.

The 1,000 Reader · 11-02-2005, 02:10 AM

Fortunately, the ring was still destroyed.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 11-02-2005, 04:47 AM

Unfortunately, the ring that was destroyed was Vilya

Boromir88 · 11-02-2005, 05:48 AM

Fortunately, Vilya was the One Ring that needed to be destroyed, not Sauron's "One Ring"

ElentariGreenleaf · 11-02-2005, 03:34 PM

Unfortunately, Gollum knew about this, and saved the true One Ring, Vilya, from destruction without anyone noticing.

The Elf-warrior · 11-02-2005, 05:14 PM

Fortunately Elrond confessed to Figwit that Vilya was the true One Ring after he was waylaid by Orcs on his way to an Overprotective Fathers convention.

The 1,000 Reader · 11-02-2005, 08:50 PM

Unfortunately, Figwit was a traitor and told Sauron about this through the palantir he had found in the ruins of Weathertop.

Gil-Galad · 11-02-2005, 08:52 PM

Fortunately Figwit died a horrible death by the black beast of aghhhhh and nobody thought about him ever again

Glirdan · 11-02-2005, 09:38 PM

Unfortunately, they did think about Johnny the Stinky Balrog.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-03-2005, 12:47 AM

Fortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog was doing some celebrity reality T-V show (Big Brother: Celebrity Tramps edition) and lost all credibility.

Gil-Galad · 11-03-2005, 08:06 AM

Unfortunately the show fell through and Johnny came back to M-E

ElentariGreenleaf · 11-03-2005, 12:57 PM

Fortunately, the reality TV show was a big hit in the Undying Lands (can you blame them? I mean... Undying...), so Johnny was called back again.

Maeggaladiel · 11-03-2005, 05:22 PM

Unfortunately, the show could only be seen on Thursday evenings, which were the Undying Lands' official Bowling Nights.

The Elf-warrior · 11-03-2005, 05:53 PM

Fortunately Arwen found Vilya.

Boromir88 · 11-03-2005, 07:57 PM

Unfortunately, Arwen turned into a grotesque Gollum looking creature and Aragorn divorced her.

Gil-Galad · 11-03-2005, 08:07 PM

Fortunately Aragorn had a terrible golfing accident and was blind, thus he took arwen back

Eonwe · 11-03-2005, 08:23 PM

Unfortunately, when they were together they were so discustig to look apon that the people of Minas Tirith cast them forth and they went to live in Mordor.

The Elf-warrior · 11-03-2005, 08:32 PM

Fortunately Aragorn was able to take Vilya from Arwen.

The 1,000 Reader · 11-03-2005, 10:59 PM

Unfortunately, all Vilya did was bring the horrid scents to him through conjured winds.

10-30-2005, 06:15 AM	#2161
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 515	Fortunately, Morgoth also landed in Mount Doom __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

10-30-2005, 06:18 AM	#2162
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,338	Unfortunately . . . . . . he was wearing lava-wings. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

10-30-2005, 06:35 AM	#2163
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 515	Fortunately, the lava wings were no use as someone had cunningly taped them together. __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

10-30-2005, 08:47 AM	#2164
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,321	Unfortunately, Gandalf thought Morgoth was and Eagle and decided to ride him. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-30-2005, 11:07 AM	#2165
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,511	Fortunately, Morgoth believed he was an eagle, and with Gandalf on his back he went running off a cliff. __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-30-2005, 01:32 PM	#2166
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, he tore the tape off of the wings and did, in fact, fly. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

10-31-2005, 05:28 PM	#2167
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 515	Fortunately, Sauron wasn't much pleased with them disturbing his afternoon nap, so he fried Morgoth with some lightning (Gandalf being immune of course because of his cloak's amazing reflective properties) __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

10-31-2005, 09:17 PM	#2168
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,321	Unfortunately, Gandalf wasn't wearing that cloak today. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-31-2005, 09:21 PM	#2169
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 690	Fortunately, this morgoth fellow rather like being zapped now and again my a good bolt of lightning. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

10-31-2005, 10:28 PM	#2170
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, this was not one of those days, and Morgoth fried Sauron for attacking him. He kept Sauron alive, however, since he was happy Sauron was on the right track and using his powers better. Gandalf had also survived since Sauron's power was not all it was made to be. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

11-01-2005, 12:54 PM	#2171
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 515	Fortunately Captian Obvious was around to point Gandalf's predicament out to Aragorn and the others __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

11-01-2005, 04:05 PM	#2172
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,321	Unfortunately, he showed up just as you said that. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-01-2005, 04:06 PM	#2173
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 515	Fortuantely, Gandalf was rather annoyed with Captain Obvious, and suddenly a hoard of Lego Lovers bundled on the elf. A satisfied grin spread across Gandalf's features. __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

11-01-2005, 04:21 PM	#2174
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,511	Unfortunately the hoard of Lego Lovers only appeared to be Lego Lovers....they were actually a hoard of Ninja Wizards sent by Saruman. __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-01-2005, 05:25 PM	#2175
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 690	fortunately, they were only masgarading as ninja wizards. in reality they were just lego lovers and, asisted by our good friend zack, they built like crazy and got gandalf out of his predicament (whatever that may be...). __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

11-01-2005, 05:27 PM	#2176
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,511	Unfortunately, Gandalf didn't want their help and he zapped them into Ninja Wizards. __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-01-2005, 05:30 PM	#2177
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,314	Fortunatly, Perky had to study for a history exam tonight, and didn't have time to make an unfunny comment. __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

11-01-2005, 06:00 PM	#2179
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,321	Fortunately, Perky decided that it was better he didn't have tutor and he continued his studies in peace. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-01-2005, 06:04 PM	#2180
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,511	Unfortunately, with all the distraction caused by Perky, everyone forgot the real problem....Theoden needed a bed time story before he could go to sleep! __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-01-2005, 06:07 PM	#2181
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, that event was fifty years ago and a bedtime story was made. Luckily, it was also good. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

11-02-2005, 12:33 AM	#2182
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Unfortunately, this meant that Théoden had slept through the battle of Pelenor and so the Witch King had not been killed and Minas Tirith fell. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-02-2005, 02:10 AM	#2183
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, the ring was still destroyed. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

11-02-2005, 05:48 AM	#2185
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,511	Fortunately, Vilya was the One Ring that needed to be destroyed, not Sauron's "One Ring" __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-02-2005, 03:34 PM	#2186
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 515	Unfortunately, Gollum knew about this, and saved the true One Ring, Vilya, from destruction without anyone noticing. __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

11-02-2005, 05:14 PM	#2187
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately Elrond confessed to Figwit that Vilya was the true One Ring after he was waylaid by Orcs on his way to an Overprotective Fathers convention. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-02-2005, 08:50 PM	#2188
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, Figwit was a traitor and told Sauron about this through the palantir he had found in the ruins of Weathertop. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

11-02-2005, 08:52 PM	#2189
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	Fortunately Figwit died a horrible death by the black beast of aghhhhh and nobody thought about him ever again __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

11-02-2005, 09:38 PM	#2190
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,321	Unfortunately, they did think about Johnny the Stinky Balrog. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-03-2005, 12:47 AM	#2191
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Fortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog was doing some celebrity reality T-V show (Big Brother: Celebrity Tramps edition) and lost all credibility. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-03-2005, 08:06 AM	#2192
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	Unfortunately the show fell through and Johnny came back to M-E __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

11-03-2005, 12:57 PM	#2193
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 515	Fortunately, the reality TV show was a big hit in the Undying Lands (can you blame them? I mean... Undying...), so Johnny was called back again. __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

11-03-2005, 05:22 PM	#2194
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 508	Unfortunately, the show could only be seen on Thursday evenings, which were the Undying Lands' official Bowling Nights. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

11-03-2005, 05:53 PM	#2195
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately Arwen found Vilya. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-03-2005, 07:57 PM	#2196
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,511	Unfortunately, Arwen turned into a grotesque Gollum looking creature and Aragorn divorced her. __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-03-2005, 08:07 PM	#2197
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	Fortunately Aragorn had a terrible golfing accident and was blind, thus he took arwen back __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.