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Old 08-14-2004, 06:36 PM   #761
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Old 08-14-2004, 06:38 PM   #762
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Old 08-14-2004, 07:27 PM   #763
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Old 08-14-2004, 08:25 PM   #764
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Grima Getting Pretty

I just discovered this thread and have been sneaking glances while trying to do homework.. blugh. But Boromir is SO the Disco King *does the wave for Boromir*! And I LOVED the "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" ... *does the wave for the Saucepan Man*

So I decided I'd contribute my little story, dedicated to my favorite character, Grima.



Grima: I have fangirls. Oh yes, I do, and they are loyal indeed. But they are few in number, and I cannot live up to certain pretty boys -- yet. Therefore, I must come up with a way to be pretty... hmmmmm *ponders*



Aha! I have it! I shall, through subtle words and bad makeup, make everyone in the world look heinously unattractive... except Eowyn, of course. Then I shall by default, look considerably handsomer than everyone else, and Eowyn will fall for me! Bah hah! And who better to start with than the King of Rohan? *singsong* Oh, Theoden...



Theoden: Yes, Councilor?



Grima: My lord, I have recently received from Saruman the Evil Wizard who Wants to Kill You All *cough cough* I mean, the White--



Saruman: Of Many Colours!



Grima: No, that sounds too suspicious! So I have received a box of beauty products that I think my lord may find beneficial for his... er... changing look.



Theoden: Changing look? Are you calling me old?



Grima: I would never! I think that you will find it a rejuvenating experience to have a new look. I hear that Denethor over in Minas Tirith has gotten a makeover, and even Elrond has gotten his eyebrows waxed... you wouldn't want to be left out, would you, my lord?



Theoden: Well, no! You are wise and clever, Councilor Grima! Let the makeover begin!

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Old 08-14-2004, 08:33 PM   #765
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Getting Pretty Part II

A couple of weeks later....



Theoden: *mumble mumble*



Grima: *cackles* Yes, it seems to be working. Already I am looking prettier. Just check out this mysterious profile, this fair complexion, this--



Army: GET ON WITH IT!!!



Grima: Okay! Sheesh... So I'm lookin' pretty darn good... *flashes grin at camera, teeth sparkle*



Fugly Theoden: HA HA HA HA HA!!! YEAH RIGHT!!!



Grima: Aw, shut up! I look better than *you* at least...

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Old 08-14-2004, 08:54 PM   #766
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Getting Pretty Part III



Eomer: Something isn't right... Wormtongue isn't the ugliest guy in Rohan anymore. He's only the second ugliest... and it makes me uneasy.



Eomer: Okay, the third ugliest...



Hama: Maybe you're right, Lord Eomer... but what can we do about it?



Eomer: This requires careful thought and calculation... confound it that we're not very smart! *ponder ponder* (At long last...) I KNOW! WE MUST DO THE NOODLE DANCE!

Hama: What, my lord?



Eomer: Do not question me, good Hama! I beseech thee, we *must* do the Noodle Dance! It will help us think!

Hama: erm... okay.

*music from bizarre kids' show comes on and they do a strange bendy dance* "Noodle... use your noodle! Noodle... do the Noodle Dance!"



Eomer: Yes! We must call in the Formerly Ugly and Most Suspiciously Evil Councilor SWUDT team?

Hama: SWUDT? Isn't it "SWAT," my lord?

Eomer: No, good Hama, it is SWUDT for the Super Wizard's Uber-fast-running Dream Team!

*SWUDT theme song plays and Eomer and Hama strike a dramatic pose*



Eowyn: Aren't you guys a little old to be playing superheroes?



Eomer: SWUDT is real! You'll see! They'll do away with that troublesome councilor! Have you noticed he's not the ugliest anymore??



Eowyn: No, I've been avoiding him, as usual... *looks over at Grima* hmmm... I guess I'd take him over the Warg...



Eomer: *gasps* His leechcraft lies deeper than we have suspected! Curse you, Wormtongue!



Eowyn: What? What'd I say? All I said was I'd take the still-pretty-darn-ugly guy over the hairy drooling wolf creature! Eomer, you take things too literally...

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For those of you who are incredibly confused, the Noodle Dance comes from some weird kids' show I saw while babysitting... it's about these otters who do the Noodle Dance to solve their problems. Weird much? TBC...
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Here goes nothing;

Sam: Mr.Frodo, I have a confession to make.
Frodo: What is it?
Sam: well, you know how we're on Mt.Doom?
Frodo: Yes...
Sam: and you know how we're going to destroy the ring of power here?
Frodo: Yes...
Sam: you see, That's not the ring we left with.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
Sam: Well sir, beggin your pardon, but I sold it to this orc for some magic seeds, he said they'd grow so tall that Sauron would run away and never come back.
Frodo: and you believed him?
Sam: Not anymore sir, the seeds turned out to be rabbit droppings... So what do we do now?
There is nothing else for it...


Sorry, I couldn’t think of a better way to end it. But I'd just finished watching Monty Python’s: The meaning of Life.
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Old 08-19-2004, 06:48 PM   #768
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Could it be?? IT IS! Yaaayy!!!

O, sweet Crazy Pics!
Whose reasonably sized images
I shall host myself
Lest the BW
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The Thread.



Welcome to your next Insanity Hosted Competition! Here we are at the Crazy Pics! Arena for our next contest...this time to decide the *drumroll* *paradiddle ten stroke roll* *

H | x x x x x x x x | x x x x x x x x | x x x x x x x x |
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Audience: Get ON with it already!


Err, ok. The contest is to decide the HAIREST MAN IN MIDDLE-EARTH!
And now, here's your judge Peregrin Took!



Oh no...


Please don't submit me to this humiliation and utter degradation again!


Nonsense! You'll enjoy it! Especially when you get to meet the contestants.



No please no please no please no please...


First off is Aragorn son of Arathorn! Many long years of razorless wandering in the wilds gives man a distinct advantage!


I've said it before and I'll say it again. Rowrrr!


Also there's the Wizard Gandalf! Wisdom sits in his right hand, the light of knowledge is upon his brow, and there are crumbs in his copious beard!


Ahhh...


And Gimli son of Gloin! Keeper of the three golden hairs, and also the Eru-knows-how-many brown ones!


Annnnnnd you know it!


And Frodo son of Drogo! Which is thicker? The hair on his haid, or on his feet?


Yo yo, wassap homey dog? Fo shizzle ma nizz, dig my 'fro 'do, what? My hair be brick!


What? Um, and last but not least...Legolas?


Yes. What else is there for you to say? Yes, yes, yes!


Just look at my hair, how it shines in the moonlight!


Here, let me tilt my head so you can get the full impact.


My immaculate braid...


Not to mention my dashing, debonair stare from across the room, practiced over centuries...






Duhhrrrrr...well, anyway, let us get on with the contest!

(TBC)
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Old 08-19-2004, 07:07 PM   #769
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Ooh, there's some pretty stiff competition...


But it's all in the bag!


Or maybe I should say "In the Helmet".


Hello, dwarf.


What? Oh, it's you. What do you want?


I want to do something that I've wanted to do for a long, long time.


Noo! Not the beard!


You stupid elf! My beautiful beard is gone! What a disgrace for a dwarf!


***And for a full three days, the forests echoed and rang with elvish laughter***


(TBC...but tomorrow. I must leave now. G'night!)
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Old 08-19-2004, 07:40 PM   #770
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Old 08-20-2004, 03:40 AM   #771
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How wonderful that this topic is back again!!!
Oddwen, that was funny as hell.
I remember when I first came to visit the Downs that I fell of my chair laughing with some crazy scenes here. Unfortunately, I do not have the time to make up one of my own, but I don't think I could do better then any of you guys anyway.
Keep it coming!
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Old 08-20-2004, 02:16 PM   #772
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Thank you, Mariska! It is indeed wonderful that the esteemed Barrow Wight has let it continue.

I would encourage my fellow Downers to investigate www.photobucket.com to host pics with.


You can vote all you want, but Pippin is the one you have to convince, if you follow me.

That brings up thoughts. "Which Of the Contest Judges Would Have Gone Trophy Mad?" We know that Boromir would have been first, but whom next? Would it have been Pippin, because of his naivte? Aragorn, because he was Isildur's heir, and mortal and corruptible? Or maybe Gandalf, for his desire to do good?
Hmm.


More tonight, hopefully...

(Nuts! Had this all typed up, and then IE crashed. *kicks computer*)

Oh yes, Elennar. Granola people aren't the only ones who care about their socks. I care very much too.
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So...you're in this thing too Frodo?


What? Don't give me the bizzle, jabroney.


What? I don't suppose I could offer you some cookies, could I?


Hey, stop hatin' on me and my whodi! Why you be baller-blocking me?


Umm...be easy...so, why do you think you'll win?


Two words, boo. "Baller Status", yo! Now I'm like 'YAY' for y'all, but let's say you get outta my grill, grimey!


Um...sprechen ve Deutch?
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Oddwen, that was hilarious! Especially the last part.. "Um...sprechen ve Deutch?" That killed me!!
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Any chance of getting a translation of what Frodo was saying? Or was it just some gibberish ye made up?

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Are ye sure ye aren't a granola person?
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Elennar, are ye sure ye haven't been watchin' a certain pirate movie lately, matey?
And do you mean "Granola Person" as in "A Person Consisting of Granola" or do you mean "granola person" as in "a person who likes granola"?


A quick few definitions:

Bizzle (I took the suffix "-izzle" and combined it to make"business")

Jabroney (Someone who is sub-par or doesn't meet expectations)

Hating (To try to stop/dissuade someone or something)

Whodi (Friends)

Baller-blocking (To stand in the way of someone)

Boo (A sweetheart or special friend)

Baller Status (the state or quality of excellence or of supreme quality)

'YAY' (Sarcastic, totally.)

Grill (Face, personal space, or teeth)

Grimey (A selfish person)

Sprechen ve Deutch? (Do you speak German?)

From The Ghetto Dictionary. Watch out for some language, though.
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Concerning Granola...

Heh...I thought it was gibberish... Ye learn something every day, eh?

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Nope, I haven't been watching a certain pirate movie lately. I just like saying 'ye'. Luthy got me doing it...

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And do you mean "Granola Person" as in "A Person Consisting of Granola" or do you mean "granola person" as in "a person who likes granola"?
"Person who likes granola". But ye don't necessarily have to like granola to be a Granola Person...

It came from something my friend said...I'll share it in a crazy scene! (slightly modified to fit, though...)


Daddy, do you wish I was a Granola Person?


???


???


What's a Granola Person?


You know, someone who eats granola, healthy foods, doesn't eat junk food, doesn't wear makeup...


(catching on) They wear cotton socks...


They care about their socks...
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Old 08-25-2004, 09:32 AM   #778
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..Chuckle chuckle..

I am no granola person, but I certainly do care about my socks!

If anyone cares, sorry for the lack of addition to my scene-story. I had a nice new installment but I lost it.
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My turn to try.


Bilbo- Hello and welcome to this boxi..er...wrest..no to this kill each other match between Legolas and Aragorn.


Legolas- Prepare to sleep Aragorn.


Aragorn- Dream on girlie boy.


Merry- Who do you think will win Pip?


Pippin- My moneys on the guy with long hair.


Merry- They both have long hair.

Pippin- No! No! The smelly one, Merry, the smelly one.


Frodo- Lets start the first round Bilbo.

Bilbo- As soon as I find the bell kid.


Frodo- I am not a kid.

Bilbo- Quiet little one I need to find that bell.


Legolas- Whats taking them so long?


Aragorn- Chill out Elfie dude, they'll start when they want to. Why don't you lie down for a while no sense wasting all your energy standing.


Legolas- On the ground?!? Surely you jest, My hair would be ruined.


Bilbo- Where is that bell?

Hope you people like it. I'll continue it later if you want me to.

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Heres the rest


Legolas- This is getting ridiculous, We've been here for ages.


Aragorn- Why don't ya chill out elfie dude, you've got forever to live don't ya?


Legolas- Yes, yes, but I have to get my <a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=hair&v=56">hair</a> done in a hour.


Pippin- I can't believe we were talked into searchinf for this shiny bell thingy.

Merry- Think of the mushrooms.


Legolas- Thats it I must go see what is wrong...


Aragorn- I'll tag along in case they beat ya up elfie dude.


Legolas- Will you stop calling me that?


Sam- Look Mr. Frodo! Look! Its the elf and ranger they're coming to kill us.

Frodo- Quick send Merry and Pippin to negotiate.


Legolas- Ok, now where blundering baboons that lost the bell?


Aragorn- Chill out Elf Guy. You could take out somebodys eye with that thing.


Frodo- You two stop them while I run.

Merry- One more step and I'll wave this pointy thing in my hand.

Pippin- Hey! Thats my line!


Legolas- DIE! DIE! DIE!


Pippin- Aaaaahhhhh! *Dies before arrow is shot.*

Merry- Shut up Pippin! *gets shot and dies*


Sam- To get to Bilbo you have to get past us.

Frodo- Actually you just have to get past him.


Legolas- *shoots*


Sam- *dies*

Aragorn- Gee! Wasn't that a wee bit extreme?

Frodo- Look theres Bilbo over there.


Bilbo- Argh they found me!


Legolas- Now we shoot you.


Biblo- Look! I have a wife and kid!


Frodo- No you don't!


Bilbo- Now Now Frodo, what have I told you about telling the truth?


Legolas- ..... Find that bell.


Frodo- Uncle Bilbo! Uncle Bilbo! Here it is!


Frodo & Bilbo- YAY! WE FOUND THE BELL!


Bilbo- Here is the bell.


Legolas- Thats not a bell! Thats a ring! Die!


Aragorn- I'm bored! Just for that you get to die!


Bilbo- You've seen Dr. Bilbo now meet....


Bilbo-.....the mutant uber hobbit from the far side of the galaxy.


Legolas- *Meep* Aaaaahhhh RUN! RUN!


Aragorn- Looks like hes doing some jogging to burn of calories. Oh well. See you around Bilbo. *to horse* Run like hell till we're far far away from here.


Bilbo- Oh how sad nobody wanted to stay for tea. I guess this ring will have to do.


Sleepy Ranger- And this ladies and gentlemen is how the ring actually came to Bilbo. He didn't find it in Gollums cave, thats a lie.

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"*to horse* Run like hell till we're far far away from here."

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This truly is crazy, but honestly very hilarious.
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Yay! People like it! People like it! Time to get some inspiration for next one.
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Saruman: One day, lad, all this will be yours!

What? The curtains?

No not the curtains! The land! All the rolling tracks of land!

But I don't want any of that! I'd rather...

Rather what?

Just SING!

Cut that out! You are marrying princess Dave, and you are going to like it!

I thought you said it was Eyowin!

Erm... *Dashes off*
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Getting Pretty Part IV

In my infinite boredom, I have decided to continue this fun series....

Part IV:



Eomer: I shall bring down this troublesome uglifying councilor yet! I hoped it would not have to come to this, but I must call the SWUDT hotline! Now where's that spiffy phone...



... ahh, there it is. ::picks up phone and dials 1-800-SWUDT-4U::



Dagnabbit, it's a prerecorded message! I hate these things!



SWUDT Message: Good day, and thank you for contacting the Super Wizard's Uber-Fast-Running Dream Team. Your call and your interest are very important to us. Unfortunately, all lines are currently unavailable, due to the fact that the Dream Team may be tramping around in the woods right now, and that said Wizard is recovering from being deceased at present. Please try back later. Have a nice day!



Eomer: ::grumble grumble:: Yeah, you too, stinky voice message.



SWUDT Message: I heard that, Horse-Boy.



Eomer: ::slams down phone:: Uh-oh... seems SWUDT may not show after all... drat. Now what?

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Old 09-24-2004, 05:07 PM   #787
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What the hey? I'm feeling silly tonight.


I am peeved!


I am irate!


I am...


I am...


You am what?!?


Yes, please tell us!


I am...


Hmm. What am I?


I'll tell you what you are, you little...


Ah yes, I remember! I am gorgeous! I am beautious! I am twirling because I know how stupendous I am!


???


Ah yes, you mock me because you do not believe. But I believe! And I shall now twirl and sing for the wonder that is ME!


Ai Elbereth, not this again!

tbc...
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I am skippy, and whippy, and yippie, and nippy, and...


AHHHHHHHH!!

***POKE!***


The Pokey Stick of Doom! The Pokey Stick of Doom has avenged us!


YAY! Now all can live in peace forevermore!


Do the Wave for the Pokey Stick of Doom!


Ooh, Saruman...can I call you Cúrunir? You're sooo masterful...


Ah, I could've done it with my hand tied behind my...


Wait a minute...Arwen, what did you say?!?



Bitter against Legolas? Who, me?
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One more and then I'll stop. No, really. (Just for tonight, though, haha.)

This is an older one that I did on MY FORUM a while back. One or two of you may recognize it.

~*~*~*~*~*~


Here I am, the Great Legolas Greenleaf, attempting to bungee jump the Great Rock.


I shove my assistants aside and gaze fearlessly down into the depths.


Man, that's a long way down.


But nevermind, I am as fearless as I am good-looking! Now I jump...


Mr. Legolas sir, I've cleaned your rope all up...Mr. Legolas?


Mr. Legolas! Don't jump without your...


Rope? Oh dear. Now that's a disgusting mess and no mistake.


But at least now I'm the prettiest...

~*~*~*~*~*~

Strange? Yes. Sam fan? Yes. Yes.
Go Sam! And strangeness!
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Ahh... Well, this isn't really my picture but, it's from one of my favortie movies. Hedwig and The Angry Inch !!! So enjoy.


You've seen Boromir the Disco King...
( David Bowie made a song called "Bring me the Disco King")

Now Meet Legolas, The Glam Rocker!!!


Now, how about another picture?


Ah, i love myself!!!

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*sigh* I have fangirls now. What a great feeling of satisfaction.

AHHH!!!! I LOVE YOU DISCO-KING!!!! david bowie made a song just for you!!! Let me sing it for you!!! (THE Ka goes into her glam rocker mode) "Bring me the disco-king..."

boromir: Ahh! Help! Am I dead? I have a Glam rocker Ghost as a fan girl ahhh! Aragorn save me!!!

Ka: *Sniff no one loves me... come back!!!


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Silmaril It's not that bad!!!

Ahh! People! It's not all that bad! Is it? Ah! Be that way!
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*starts rocking out and singing songs from Labyrinth* Bowie's awesome!
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But at least now I'm the prettiest...
w00t! Nice one, Oddwen!

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I love you! *huggles Ka*

*starts rocking out and singing songs from Labyrinth* Bowie's awesome!

OH MY GODDESS! i absolutely adore that movie... I saw it in theatres! Also i enjoyed the Dark Crystal. I love "Dance Magic Dance"... i watch it regurally. i wish i knew more movies with bowie in it. Anyway, you can find "Bring me The Disco King" (i wish someone could bring ME the disco-king ) on the Underworld Soundtrack. It's track # 6. Blessed Be Elennar! May the disco king lovers unite!
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THE Ka - I'm not really that big of a fan of David Bowie, but I do like "Bring Me the Disco King". I wanted to thank you for pointing me towards it, I first heard of it in your sig/location. So thanks!
And did you know, when I first heard about the LotR movies (late 1999 early 2000) I read somewhere online that David Bowie wanted to try out for the part of Elrond. I thought you especially might get a kick out of that. Just a blurb here.

On, then!
Starring Eowyn as THE Ka and Arwen as Ellenar Starfire
~*~*~*~*~*~*~


Bring me the Disco King...Bring me the Disco King...


Here he is!


They dragged me here...


Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive...


Isn't he just scrumptious?


Um...it was just a song, ladies.


It was?


That's too bad. Boromir, you'll have to go home.


Finally...


I hope you two don't feel too bad.


Nah. Not too bad.


Oh, good.


LET'S GET HIM!!!


AGGHH!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

My apologies if I have offended THE Ka, Ellenar, or David Bowie. *bows*
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And one more for tonight...

(This may be familiar to one or two of you. This is because I should be in bed right now, not thinking up new Scenes.)

~&~&~&~&~&~&~&~


Ah, here's the book...


The shadow of Henry the Hawk swooped on the ground, getting closer and closer to the form of Billy the Bunny who was eating lettuce from Farmer Maggot's lettuce patch...


*gasp!* Aragorn, she's reading ahead in our story again!


How dare she!?!


Gimli? I thought you said that this story was rubbish?


No...uh...you must be thinking of...Celeborn. Yeah, Celeborn.


No, I like Billy the Bunny vs. Henry the Hawk! Will you read another chapter, Aragorn?


PLEASE?


To them, I mean.


Oh, very well. And then, Billy the Bunny looked up to see Henry the Hawk bearing down on him...


*gasp!*

~&~&~&~&~&~&~&~
Merry posting to all, and to all a Pippin night!
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