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Farael · 02-09-2006, 10:55 AM

Denethor was quite wrong when he thought he could give the finger to Gandalf and get away with it.

narfforc · 02-09-2006, 11:38 AM

John Noble: What do you mean, Peter say's I've got to do the shoot because the man in the asbestos suit got fired.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-09-2006, 11:45 AM

Denethor: So, you're saying, if I want to get even with Gandalf, I have to uncloak also?

OR

Denethor: And 'zen 've take 'ze heart from 'ze body and deposited it in 'ze dish.

Formendacil · 02-09-2006, 01:06 PM

Darth Denethor and the Repair Tech Guy have no idea how to fix his fizzling out lightsabre.

Gothmog · 02-09-2006, 01:12 PM

Denethor filming his famous commercial for baby-oil

OR

Denethor filming his famous commercial for "Strider Shampoo - Keeps Your Hair Greasy and Grimy like Your Hero's"

Lalwendë · 02-09-2006, 03:04 PM

Denethor hurries past with a candle. "You might as well switch that silly contraption off. Can't you see there's a powercut again?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-09-2006, 03:12 PM

Denethor: What's with the camera?

Cameraman: It’s not a camera; it’s a high tech mp3 player 2000!

OR

Denethor: What’s with the camera.

Pippin: A Cameraman?

Denethor: *Slaps*

elronds_daughter · 02-09-2006, 03:28 PM

PJ: CUT!

Noble: Why?

*cameraman looks guilty*

PJ: The mic was in picture.

*Noble slaps cameraman and blames it on Denethor, his evil alter-ego*

Lalwendë · 02-09-2006, 04:05 PM

Denethor, star of The Uncloaked Chef, decides to do something flashy for the cameras and apply a blow torch to his creme brulees.

The Only Real Estel · 02-09-2006, 06:41 PM

PJ (off camera): "No I'm sorry John. I like your enthusiasm, but I think we'll stick with the Balrog & his flame sword for our Bridge scene. Nice try, though."

The Elf-warrior · 02-09-2006, 09:29 PM

Denethor: "O for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention!"

Lhunardawen · 02-10-2006, 02:32 AM

Denethor (mutters): "That rotten uncloaking magnetic wizard! I'll show him...I'll be the best mutant yet!"

Rune Son of Bjarne · 02-10-2006, 05:04 AM

Denethor was the first man ever to get fire attached to his chin.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-10-2006, 06:28 AM

Denny: What do you mean we don't get to lynch Nilp toDAY?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-10-2006, 09:55 AM

Denethor was unsure as to whether he should eat the banana.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 02-10-2006, 10:02 AM

It was in this moment John Noble realised that the crew was infact angry anti-fur protesters.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-10-2006, 11:17 AM

Every celebrity’s nightmare. While they're making a documentary about you, you get lost in your own castle.

OR

Denethor: For the last time, it's not a wig!

Lalwendë · 02-10-2006, 01:48 PM

Cameraman: "That novelty cigarette lighter's not going to last very long if you don't stop playing with it."

OR

Cameraman: "Bit early for the London Olympics with the torch, aren't you? Is this one of Ken Livingstone's new initiatives?"

Mithalwen · 02-10-2006, 03:06 PM

Denethor: "I am Steward of Gondor - so why has the minion got the decent haircut while I look like a peke?"

Meela · 02-10-2006, 03:47 PM

Filming for Denethor's latest single Relight My Pyre was going great until he went blank at the third verse.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-11-2006, 01:49 AM

Security cameras were installed in Minas Tirith.

OR

Denethor: How did you get in here?

Cameraman: I don’t know.

Holbytlass · 02-11-2006, 06:05 AM

cameraman: help, my arm is stuck.
denethor: here's some fire.

elronds_daughter · 02-11-2006, 09:34 AM

Denethor: What's that? A new picture??

Aragorn: Legolas! What do your elf-eyes see?
Legolas: A bottle of Herbal Essences!!!

mormegil · 02-11-2006, 09:37 AM

Legolas assumes the standard pose when somebody with bad breath, Gimli, is talking to him. Head turned away and the nose as high as you can get it all the while appearing interested.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 02-11-2006, 11:23 AM

Legolas and Gimli was the strangest siamese-twins the world had ever seen.

or

Legolas is showing off his new cool dwarf backpack.

or

Legolas to Gimli: Will you please pull the bow out of my back.

Enedhilion · 02-11-2006, 11:43 AM

(Family Guy reference)

Legolas: You know what I hate? A guy in a blue suit.

Pauses...Crinkles his face

Legolas: ...There's one right behind me, isn't there...?

littlemanpoet · 02-11-2006, 12:10 PM

Orlando: The gulls! the gulls! My doom has found me! Kirsten Dunst! New Jersey!

Gil-Galad · 02-11-2006, 01:51 PM

Legolas: Hey gimli... have you ever wondered what rainbows taste like?

Gurthang · 02-11-2006, 02:01 PM

For the Denethor Picture.

Denethor seriously begins to think that his life is being filmed just like on The Truman Show.
Denethor: "What's this cameraman doing right in the middle of the hall?"
Faramir: "Dad, that's just a lifelike statue. Stop acting weird."
Denethor:

?

Now, to the Legolas picture.

Gandalf: "Hey, Legolas, where is Gimli?"
Legolas: "I have not the heart to tell you; for me the grief is still too near."
Gimli: "Stop calling me grief!"

OR

Little known to everyone, Legolas was very far-sighted. He could see the orcs halfway to Isengard, but cannot see what's in front of his face. See how he stuffed Gimli into his quiver, thinking him an arrow!

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-11-2006, 02:19 PM

Bows, Arrows, Elves. Oh the things Gimli found in his beard.

OR

Legolas: Are using my bowstring as dental floss?

Gmili: Erm... No.

Naria · 02-11-2006, 02:24 PM

With Legolas looking of into the distance not paying any attention to Gimli's muffled plea: "Legolas stop this wretched beast for my beard is getting more entangled in your bow with every step!"

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-11-2006, 02:37 PM

Legolas enters Narnia, and becomes a Centaur.

Meela · 02-11-2006, 03:28 PM

Gimli's prize for killing the most Orcs at Helm's Deep was a piggy-back ride from Legolas all the way back to Edoras.

Glirdan · 02-11-2006, 03:43 PM

Legolas: Ok, Gandalf, if you uncloak one more time, I swear, I will shoot this Dwarf at you!!

The Only Real Estel · 02-11-2006, 04:19 PM

Legolas: "Gandalf, what's wrong with you?"

Gandalf: "I don't know what you mean Legolas, I feel fine."

Legolas: "But you're...cloaked!"

Glirdan · 02-11-2006, 05:21 PM

Legolas: Gimli?

Gimli: Yes?

Legolas: Where are we?

Gimli: I believe we are.... you know what?

Legolas: What?

Gimli: I do believe we are lost!

Legolas: I HATE MAPQUEST!!!

The Only Real Estel · 02-11-2006, 08:39 PM

Upon returning home, Legolas is dismayed to find the door to the bejeweled pen open & his hare missing!

Elu Ancalime · 02-11-2006, 09:04 PM

Bilbo double-dog-dared Gimli to pick-pocket Legolas' Travel Pouch that had his Dove, L'oreal Shampoo, and Crest Whitening inside, and try and eat the Lembas out of his pack -without using his hands. A dwarf, or course, wont let a hobbit show him up....
________
Lincoln blackwood

The Elf-warrior · 02-11-2006, 10:45 PM

Legolas: "I predict that within ten seconds Pippin will do something incredibly stupid. I can see it in his eyes."

Lhunardawen · 02-11-2006, 10:58 PM

Gimli: "Just because you are far-seeing it doesn't mean you're the Seer!"

OR

Legolas: "...one hundred. You can stop brushing my hair now, Gimli."

02-09-2006, 10:55 AM	#9521
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Denethor was quite wrong when he thought he could give the finger to Gandalf and get away with it. __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

02-09-2006, 11:38 AM	#9522
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	John Noble: What do you mean, Peter say's I've got to do the shoot because the man in the asbestos suit got fired. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

02-09-2006, 11:45 AM	#9523
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Denethor: So, you're saying, if I want to get even with Gandalf, I have to uncloak also? OR Denethor: And 'zen 've take 'ze heart from 'ze body and deposited it in 'ze dish. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-09-2006, 01:06 PM	#9524
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,309	Darth Denethor and the Repair Tech Guy have no idea how to fix his fizzling out lightsabre. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

02-09-2006, 01:12 PM	#9525
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Denethor filming his famous commercial for baby-oil OR Denethor filming his famous commercial for "Strider Shampoo - Keeps Your Hair Greasy and Grimy like Your Hero's" __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

02-09-2006, 03:04 PM	#9526
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Denethor hurries past with a candle. "You might as well switch that silly contraption off. Can't you see there's a powercut again?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-09-2006, 03:12 PM	#9527
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Denethor: What's with the camera? Cameraman: It’s not a camera; it’s a high tech mp3 player 2000! OR Denethor: What’s with the camera. Pippin: A Cameraman? Denethor: Slaps __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-09-2006, 03:28 PM	#9528
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	PJ: CUT! Noble: Why? cameraman looks guilty PJ: The mic was in picture. Noble slaps cameraman and blames it on Denethor, his evil alter-ego __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

02-09-2006, 04:05 PM	#9529
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Denethor, star of The Uncloaked Chef, decides to do something flashy for the cameras and apply a blow torch to his creme brulees. __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-09-2006, 06:41 PM	#9530
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	PJ (off camera): "No I'm sorry John. I like your enthusiasm, but I think we'll stick with the Balrog & his flame sword for our Bridge scene. Nice try, though."

02-09-2006, 09:29 PM	#9531
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Denethor: "O for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

02-10-2006, 02:32 AM	#9532
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Denethor = Pyro Denethor (mutters): "That rotten uncloaking magnetic wizard! I'll show him...I'll be the best mutant yet!"

02-10-2006, 06:28 AM	#9534
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Mwahaha! Denny: What do you mean we don't get to lynch Nilp toDAY? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-10-2006, 09:55 AM	#9535
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Denethor was unsure as to whether he should eat the banana. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-10-2006, 11:17 AM	#9537
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Every celebrity’s nightmare. While they're making a documentary about you, you get lost in your own castle. OR Denethor: For the last time, it's not a wig! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-10-2006, 01:48 PM	#9538
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Cameraman: "That novelty cigarette lighter's not going to last very long if you don't stop playing with it." OR Cameraman: "Bit early for the London Olympics with the torch, aren't you? Is this one of Ken Livingstone's new initiatives?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-10-2006, 03:06 PM	#9539
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	Denethor: "I am Steward of Gondor - so why has the minion got the decent haircut while I look like a peke?" __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

02-10-2006, 03:47 PM	#9540
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Filming for Denethor's latest single Relight My Pyre was going great until he went blank at the third verse. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

02-11-2006, 01:49 AM	#9541
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Security cameras were installed in Minas Tirith. OR Denethor: How did you get in here? Cameraman: I don’t know. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-11-2006, 06:05 AM	#9542
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Saw III cameraman: help, my arm is stuck. denethor: here's some fire. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

02-11-2006, 09:34 AM	#9543
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Denethor: What's that? A new picture?? Aragorn: Legolas! What do your elf-eyes see? Legolas: A bottle of Herbal Essences!!! __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

02-11-2006, 09:37 AM	#9544
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Legolas assumes the standard pose when somebody with bad breath, Gimli, is talking to him. Head turned away and the nose as high as you can get it all the while appearing interested. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

02-11-2006, 11:43 AM	#9546
Enedhilion Pile O'Bones Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 19	(Family Guy reference) Legolas: You know what I hate? A guy in a blue suit. Pauses...Crinkles his face Legolas: ...There's one right behind me, isn't there...?

02-11-2006, 12:10 PM	#9547
littlemanpoet Itinerant Songster Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Edge of Faerie Posts: 7,066	Orlando: The gulls! the gulls! My doom has found me! Kirsten Dunst! New Jersey!

02-11-2006, 01:51 PM	#9548
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Legolas: Hey gimli... have you ever wondered what rainbows taste like? __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-11-2006, 02:01 PM	#9549
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Better late than never, er,.... bah, whatever. For the Denethor Picture. Denethor seriously begins to think that his life is being filmed just like on The Truman Show. Denethor: "What's this cameraman doing right in the middle of the hall?" Faramir: "Dad, that's just a lifelike statue. Stop acting weird." Denethor: ? Now, to the Legolas picture. Gandalf: "Hey, Legolas, where is Gimli?" Legolas: "I have not the heart to tell you; for me the grief is still too near." Gimli: "Stop calling me grief!" OR Little known to everyone, Legolas was very far-sighted. He could see the orcs halfway to Isengard, but cannot see what's in front of his face. See how he stuffed Gimli into his quiver, thinking him an arrow! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God. Last edited by Gurthang; 03-20-2006 at 01:18 PM.

02-11-2006, 02:19 PM	#9550
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Bows, Arrows, Elves. Oh the things Gimli found in his beard. OR Legolas: Are using my bowstring as dental floss? Gmili: Erm... No. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-11-2006, 02:24 PM	#9551
Naria Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 500	With Legolas looking of into the distance not paying any attention to Gimli's muffled plea: "Legolas stop this wretched beast for my beard is getting more entangled in your bow with every step!"

02-11-2006, 02:37 PM	#9552
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Legolas enters Narnia, and becomes a Centaur. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-11-2006, 03:28 PM	#9553
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Gimli's prize for killing the most Orcs at Helm's Deep was a piggy-back ride from Legolas all the way back to Edoras. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

02-11-2006, 03:43 PM	#9554
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Legolas: Ok, Gandalf, if you uncloak one more time, I swear, I will shoot this Dwarf at you!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-11-2006, 04:19 PM	#9555
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Legolas sees Gandalf the Grey... Legolas: "Gandalf, what's wrong with you?" Gandalf: "I don't know what you mean Legolas, I feel fine." Legolas: "But you're...cloaked!"

02-11-2006, 05:21 PM	#9556
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Resurection Time!! Legolas: Gimli? Gimli: Yes? Legolas: Where are we? Gimli: I believe we are.... you know what? Legolas: What? Gimli: I do believe we are lost! Legolas: I HATE MAPQUEST!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-11-2006, 08:39 PM	#9557
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Upon returning home, Legolas is dismayed to find the door to the bejeweled pen open & his hare missing!

02-11-2006, 09:04 PM	#9558
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Bilbo double-dog-dared Gimli to pick-pocket Legolas' Travel Pouch that had his Dove, L'oreal Shampoo, and Crest Whitening inside, and try and eat the Lembas out of his pack -without using his hands. A dwarf, or course, wont let a hobbit show him up.... ________ Lincoln blackwood Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:00 PM.