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Gil-Galad · 01-03-2006, 02:17 PM

Unfortunately this was in fact a side effect, and, in fact, wasn't going to last too long

Glirdan · 01-03-2006, 09:07 PM

Fortunately, Eru saw that this side affect was a good thing and decided to make it permanent.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-03-2006, 10:35 PM

. . . it was all a crazy dream.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-04-2006, 04:42 AM

Fortunately, everyone had the same dream and decided to try and make it a reality.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-04-2006, 09:51 AM

Unfortunately, they couldnt because the giant squid said so

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-04-2006, 10:03 AM

Fortunately, The Giant Squid only spoke Squid language and so no one could understand it.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-04-2006, 10:06 AM

Unfortunately, Ulmo had just published his book "How to learn Squid in 10 min," wich they all bought.

Valier · 01-04-2006, 12:44 PM

Fortunately the Giant Squid began to hear the call of some lovely lady Squid who wanted to mate.So the Giant Squid receaded into the sea,and forgot what he was enforcing!

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-04-2006, 01:15 PM

Unfortunately, Giant Squid was considered a delicacy in Gondor and they took the squid back from the sea!

Glirdan · 01-04-2006, 02:57 PM

Fortunately, they didn't know how to properly cook Gaint Squid and everyone got food poisoning which lasted for weeks on end.

Valier · 01-04-2006, 03:16 PM

Unfortunately all the puking from the food poisoning over flowed out on to the surrounding vegitation and burned it all to a crisp!

Farael · 01-04-2006, 04:30 PM

Fortunately, most of the squid-eaters were (of course) hobbits and as we all know, hobbits can eat ANYTHING without getting sick.... therefore, there was not that much burned vegetation...

Meneltarmacil · 01-04-2006, 05:30 PM

Unfortunately, there was in fact a lot of burned vegetation, since THE DRAGON CAME!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-04-2006, 05:55 PM

Fortunately, everybody liked burned vegetation.

Gil-Galad · 01-04-2006, 07:22 PM

Unfortunately they didn't like it when they were sleeping cause THE DRAGON COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIGHT

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-04-2006, 07:48 PM

Fortunately, Manwe decidet that there should be no more nights and therefor no more dragon

Farael · 01-04-2006, 07:52 PM

Unfortunately, the people of ME could not sleep, therefore they brought the Dragon back only so that the nights would be restaured by default

Glirdan · 01-04-2006, 08:18 PM

Fortunately, Varda got angry with Manwe and his descision to stop night because then no one could see the stars she created and she then decided to throw Manwe into the Void with his evil brother, MELKOR!!!!!!!!

Gil-Galad · 01-04-2006, 10:08 PM

Unfortunately she fell in too, tulkas forgot to pick up his health-weight-lifting bars wrappers again...

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-05-2006, 05:30 AM

. . . Manwë caught her in his arms, and they went back to Eä--together.

*giggles*

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-05-2006, 06:30 AM

Unfortunately, Melkor was already there writting his new album "why I am better"

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-05-2006, 07:04 AM

. . . Melkor sang so badly, no one really understood what he said.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-05-2006, 08:24 AM

Unfortunately, people still liked it and bought it. He got so rich that he bought Arda.

Tuor of Gondolin · 01-05-2006, 09:02 AM

Unfortunately, Eru fined him for trying to
change his music (the fine by a remarkable
coincidence equalling Melkor's fortune).

Glirdan · 01-05-2006, 09:33 AM

Fortunately, this was all just a really bad dream Eru was having and when he woke up, he went back to watching his soap opera's.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-05-2006, 09:36 AM

Unfortunately, the theme music to the soap opera's was all written by Melkor.

Tuor of Gondolin · 01-05-2006, 11:17 AM

Fortunately (for music lovers) the producers
got Galadriel and Luthien to do a rewrite of the music.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-05-2006, 12:00 PM

Unfortunately, that was worse.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-05-2006, 12:37 PM

Fortunately, Hookbill was lying. The music was brilliant even better than the one of Melkor. (wich have a striking resemblance to Norwegian death metal.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-05-2006, 01:10 PM

Another Zoom post!

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom ran over Eru's TV anyway.

Meneltarmacil · 01-05-2006, 01:39 PM

Fortunately, the TV was indestructable and all that happened was that Mount Zoom got a big hole in one of its tires.

Gil-Galad · 01-05-2006, 01:45 PM

Unfortunealty the Tv got stuck in Mt.Zoom and became its new tire

Glirdan · 01-05-2006, 03:32 PM

Fortunately, Mount Zoom pulled a Dr. Jackyl/Mister Hyde and turned back into Mount Doom.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-05-2006, 07:45 PM

. . . the reception on Mt. Doom was great, and Eru can still watch his soaps.

Gil-Galad · 01-05-2006, 11:26 PM

Unfortunately, Dr. Zaius came by and did some crazy tests and made Mt.Doom Mt.Zoom forever

Eowyn Skywalker · 01-06-2006, 12:34 AM

Fortunately, the world ended at that very moment, rendering the eternal existance of Mt. Zoom's everlasting existance destroyed.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-06-2006, 12:47 AM

Unfortunately, the world had ended.

Naria · 01-06-2006, 01:38 AM

Fortunately, the world ending opens up a window for a different path in this thread.

Gil-Galad · 01-06-2006, 12:14 PM

Unfortunately nobody can realize it until they follow the path of Pepto Bismal, Mutant Dogs, Mt.Zoom, Johnny the Stinky Balrog, Dr.Zaisus and every other crazy thing

Glirdan · 01-06-2006, 02:13 PM

Fortunately, seeing as a lot of them have treaded those paths, they decided to make a start right at the beginning again.

01-03-2006, 02:17 PM	#2721
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately this was in fact a side effect, and, in fact, wasn't going to last too long __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-03-2006, 09:07 PM	#2722
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, Eru saw that this side affect was a good thing and decided to make it permanent. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-03-2006, 10:35 PM	#2723
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . it was all a crazy dream. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-04-2006, 04:42 AM	#2724
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, everyone had the same dream and decided to try and make it a reality. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-04-2006, 10:03 AM	#2726
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, The Giant Squid only spoke Squid language and so no one could understand it. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-04-2006, 12:44 PM	#2728
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,706	Fortunately the Giant Squid began to hear the call of some lovely lady Squid who wanted to mate.So the Giant Squid receaded into the sea,and forgot what he was enforcing! __________________ grand return?........

01-04-2006, 01:15 PM	#2729
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Giant Squid was considered a delicacy in Gondor and they took the squid back from the sea! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-04-2006, 02:57 PM	#2730
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, they didn't know how to properly cook Gaint Squid and everyone got food poisoning which lasted for weeks on end. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-04-2006, 03:16 PM	#2731
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,706	Unfortunately all the puking from the food poisoning over flowed out on to the surrounding vegitation and burned it all to a crisp! __________________ grand return?........

01-04-2006, 04:30 PM	#2732
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Fortunately, most of the squid-eaters were (of course) hobbits and as we all know, hobbits can eat ANYTHING without getting sick.... therefore, there was not that much burned vegetation...

01-04-2006, 05:30 PM	#2733
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Once again... Unfortunately, there was in fact a lot of burned vegetation, since THE DRAGON CAME! __________________ I ♣ baby seals. Last edited by Meneltarmacil; 01-05-2006 at 03:55 PM. Reason: Spelling mistake

01-04-2006, 07:22 PM	#2735
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately they didn't like it when they were sleeping cause THE DRAGON COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIGHT __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-04-2006, 07:52 PM	#2737
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Unfortunately, the people of ME could not sleep, therefore they brought the Dragon back only so that the nights would be restaured by default

01-04-2006, 08:18 PM	#2738
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, Varda got angry with Manwe and his descision to stop night because then no one could see the stars she created and she then decided to throw Manwe into the Void with his evil brother, MELKOR!!!!!!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-04-2006, 10:08 PM	#2739
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately she fell in too, tulkas forgot to pick up his health-weight-lifting bars wrappers again... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-05-2006, 05:30 AM	#2740
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . Manwë caught her in his arms, and they went back to Eä--together. giggles __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-05-2006, 07:04 AM	#2742
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . Melkor sang so badly, no one really understood what he said. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-05-2006, 08:24 AM	#2743
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, people still liked it and bought it. He got so rich that he bought Arda. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-05-2006, 09:02 AM	#2744
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Unfortunately, Eru fined him for trying to change his music (the fine by a remarkable coincidence equalling Melkor's fortune). __________________ Aure Entuluva!

01-05-2006, 09:33 AM	#2745
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, this was all just a really bad dream Eru was having and when he woke up, he went back to watching his soap opera's. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-05-2006, 11:17 AM	#2747
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Fortunately (for music lovers) the producers got Galadriel and Luthien to do a rewrite of the music. __________________ Aure Entuluva!

01-05-2006, 12:00 PM	#2748
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, that was worse. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-05-2006, 01:10 PM	#2750
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Another Zoom post! Unfortunately, Mount Zoom ran over Eru's TV anyway. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-05-2006, 01:39 PM	#2751
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the TV was indestructable and all that happened was that Mount Zoom got a big hole in one of its tires. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-05-2006, 01:45 PM	#2752
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunealty the Tv got stuck in Mt.Zoom and became its new tire __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-05-2006, 03:32 PM	#2753
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, Mount Zoom pulled a Dr. Jackyl/Mister Hyde and turned back into Mount Doom. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-05-2006, 07:45 PM	#2754
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . the reception on Mt. Doom was great, and Eru can still watch his soaps. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-05-2006, 11:26 PM	#2755
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately, Dr. Zaius came by and did some crazy tests and made Mt.Doom Mt.Zoom forever __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-06-2006, 12:34 AM	#2756
Eowyn Skywalker Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Somewhere far, far away. Eh. Posts: 402	Fortunately, the world ended at that very moment, rendering the eternal existance of Mt. Zoom's everlasting existance destroyed. __________________ Sometimes worlds collide. This time, they got their own webpage. Join Middle-earth: Insanity forums today.

01-06-2006, 12:47 AM	#2757
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the world had ended. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-06-2006, 01:38 AM	#2758
Naria Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 500	Fortunately, the world ending opens up a window for a different path in this thread.

01-06-2006, 12:14 PM	#2759
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately nobody can realize it until they follow the path of Pepto Bismal, Mutant Dogs, Mt.Zoom, Johnny the Stinky Balrog, Dr.Zaisus and every other crazy thing __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-06-2006, 02:13 PM	#2760
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, seeing as a lot of them have treaded those paths, they decided to make a start right at the beginning again. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf