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Meneltarmacil · 03-15-2006, 09:02 PM

Fortunately, a giant squid squeezed the water back into the Sea.

Eonwe · 03-15-2006, 09:05 PM

Unfortunatly, it was attacked by harpoon-wielding renagades led by none other than Captain Nemo!

Telperaca · 03-16-2006, 02:59 AM

Fortunately, Nemo was distracted by the big "butt" that was floating in the surface of the water to continue his attack...

Tuor of Gondolin · 03-16-2006, 06:50 AM

Unfortunately, Nemo was convinced to continue attacking
by a New Zealander who offered to make an epic 3-part
movie of his adventures if Nemo would only toss Gimli
all the way to Aman.

Telperaca · 03-17-2006, 09:04 AM

Fortunately for Gimli, Nemo met a horrid end with the piranas.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-17-2006, 10:11 AM

Unfortunately for Gimli, the piranas were
fanatical devotees of dwarf tossing.

Meneltarmacil · 03-17-2006, 03:18 PM

Fortunately, they tossed him onto dry land.

elronds_daughter · 03-17-2006, 04:08 PM

Unfortunately, the dry land the piranas tossed him onto was located in Aman, so Nemo lost his chance at fame, for the piranas got made into an epic, three-part movie instead.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-18-2006, 01:38 AM

Fortunately, no one went to see the films.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-18-2006, 09:51 AM

Unfortunately the piranas had already
inked a 26-part cable tv series with HBO.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-18-2006, 12:12 PM

Fortunately, TVs had been banned and all stations shut down after Gandalf's... *cough*... 'special' broadcasts.

Glirdan · 03-18-2006, 02:33 PM

Unfortunately, the 'special' broadcasts still aired in Valinor.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-18-2006, 02:35 PM

Fortunately, Gandalf was captured and forced to do community service for his crimes.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-18-2006, 02:44 PM

Unfortunately, rebroadcasts of "Gandalf Raw"
bacame so popular that he was granted a pardon by
the valar (at the request of a curiously benign Manwe).

Telperaca · 03-22-2006, 08:08 AM

Fortunately, the Fool of a took still owed Gandalf a favour.

Tuor of Gondolin · 03-22-2006, 11:46 AM

Unfortunately, the fool of a took was "accidentally"

nudged into a deep opening in Moria by Gandalf, and
fell quite some way.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-22-2006, 01:05 PM

Fortunately, he landed on the Drummer in the Deep, who happened to be a REALLY fat Orc whose stomach acted as a bouncy castle to smaller Orcs.

Tuor of Gondolin · 03-22-2006, 01:39 PM

Unfortunately, the picture created by
Hookbill's post is DISGUSTING !

P. S. did the silly hobbit bounce back all the way up
or into the Drummer's mouth?

Meneltarmacil · 03-25-2006, 06:07 PM

Fortunately, Pippin managed to get back to where Gandalf was.

The 1,000 Reader · 03-25-2006, 10:51 PM

Unfortunately, Gandalf was shooting his next video, and so Pippin was blinded.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-26-2006, 06:55 AM

Fortunately, as he stumbled around, he hit a lamp over which burned Gandalf's cloak onto his skin.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-27-2006, 12:22 PM

Unfortunately, the cloak inspired him to start
singing a hobbit drinking song with Merry.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 03-30-2006, 12:00 PM

Fortunately, they all fell into a deep sleep and forgot that all of this had ever happend.

Thinlómien · 03-30-2006, 12:05 PM

Unfortunately they all had nightmares because they were so upset that Rune had miraculously reappeared.

Celuien · 03-30-2006, 12:06 PM

Fortunately, Dr. Sigmund was around to analyse their dreams.

Glirdan · 03-30-2006, 04:19 PM

Unfrotunately, everyone was still perplexed at the sudden reapearence of Rune.

Gil-Galad · 03-30-2006, 05:35 PM

Fortunately they could care less

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-30-2006, 11:33 PM

Unfortunately, Gandalf went into a fit of confusion and started throwing things at the Hobbits.

The 1,000 Reader · 03-31-2006, 01:46 AM

Fortunately, Sigmund's new bodyguards, the nazgul, ran in and beat Gandalf into a coma.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-31-2006, 10:35 AM

Unfortunately Gandalf's new bodyguards, reformed
uber-orcs on steroids, ran in and beat up the nazgul.

Glirdan · 03-31-2006, 02:05 PM

Fortunately, this was all part of some whacked up movie that Eru was watching and just then, he decided to change the channel.

The 1,000 Reader · 04-01-2006, 02:55 PM

Unfortunately, he changed to the Discovery Channel just as they were showing their segment about mating...

............Eru was blind and mortified .5 seconds later.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-01-2006, 03:02 PM

Fortunately, he changed again in .4 seconds.

Glirdan · 04-01-2006, 03:06 PM

Unfortunately, in those .9 seconds, 9, 000 years of Darkness crept up on Middle-Earth.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-02-2006, 01:36 AM

Fortunately, the darkness was very faint and no one really noticed... not even Sauron noticed.

THE Ka · 04-02-2006, 12:32 PM

Unfortunately, a curious creature named Prode just arrived from K-PAX, and enlightened Sauron in the wonderful use of sunglasses and light travel...

~ Aesthete

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-02-2006, 12:36 PM

Fortunately, Sauron ignored Prode and simply set him (or her) on fire and went back to watching soap operas and plotting.

Elu Ancalime · 04-02-2006, 06:57 PM

Unfortunatly he was so engrossed in his soap opera he mistakenly told all his minions to "kill Chet because he was backstabbing on Ashley," and orcs preceded to persecute all Chets in Middle-Earth.
________
Swiss cooking

Glirdan · 04-02-2006, 07:15 PM

Fortunately, the Chet he was talking about was in an alternate dimension.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-02-2006, 11:30 PM

Unfortunately, most of the Gondorian army who were about to attack Mordor were called Chet, so the Orcs had to kill them all.

03-15-2006, 09:02 PM	#3361
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, a giant squid squeezed the water back into the Sea. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-15-2006, 09:05 PM	#3362
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortunatly, it was attacked by harpoon-wielding renagades led by none other than Captain Nemo! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

03-16-2006, 06:50 AM	#3364
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Unfortunately, Nemo was convinced to continue attacking by a New Zealander who offered to make an epic 3-part movie of his adventures if Nemo would only toss Gimli all the way to Aman. __________________ Aure Entuluva!

03-17-2006, 10:11 AM	#3366
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately for Gimli, the piranas were fanatical devotees of dwarf tossing. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-17-2006, 03:18 PM	#3367
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, they tossed him onto dry land. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-16-2006, 02:59 AM	#3363
Telperaca Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: England Posts: 42	Fortunately, Nemo was distracted by the big "butt" that was floating in the surface of the water to continue his attack...

03-17-2006, 09:04 AM	#3365
Telperaca Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: England Posts: 42	Fortunately for Gimli, Nemo met a horrid end with the piranas.

03-17-2006, 04:08 PM	#3368
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Unfortunately, the dry land the piranas tossed him onto was located in Aman, so Nemo lost his chance at fame, for the piranas got made into an epic, three-part movie instead. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

03-18-2006, 01:38 AM	#3369
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, no one went to see the films. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-18-2006, 09:51 AM	#3370
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately the piranas had already inked a 26-part cable tv series with HBO. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-18-2006, 12:12 PM	#3371
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, TVs had been banned and all stations shut down after Gandalf's... cough... 'special' broadcasts. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-18-2006, 02:33 PM	#3372
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, the 'special' broadcasts still aired in Valinor. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

03-18-2006, 02:35 PM	#3373
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Gandalf was captured and forced to do community service for his crimes. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-18-2006, 02:44 PM	#3374
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, rebroadcasts of "Gandalf Raw" bacame so popular that he was granted a pardon by the valar (at the request of a curiously benign Manwe). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-22-2006, 08:08 AM	#3375
Telperaca Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: England Posts: 42	Fortunately, the Fool of a took still owed Gandalf a favour.

03-22-2006, 11:46 AM	#3376
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Unfortunately, the fool of a took was "accidentally" nudged into a deep opening in Moria by Gandalf, and fell quite some way. __________________ Aure Entuluva!

03-22-2006, 01:05 PM	#3377
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, he landed on the Drummer in the Deep, who happened to be a REALLY fat Orc whose stomach acted as a bouncy castle to smaller Orcs. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-22-2006, 01:39 PM	#3378
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Unfortunately, the picture created by Hookbill's post is DISGUSTING ! P. S. did the silly hobbit bounce back all the way up or into the Drummer's mouth? __________________ Aure Entuluva!

03-25-2006, 06:07 PM	#3379
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Pippin managed to get back to where Gandalf was. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-25-2006, 10:51 PM	#3380
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, Gandalf was shooting his next video, and so Pippin was blinded. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

03-26-2006, 06:55 AM	#3381
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, as he stumbled around, he hit a lamp over which burned Gandalf's cloak onto his skin. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-27-2006, 12:22 PM	#3382
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, the cloak inspired him to start singing a hobbit drinking song with Merry. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-30-2006, 12:05 PM	#3384
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Unfortunately they all had nightmares because they were so upset that Rune had miraculously reappeared. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

03-30-2006, 12:06 PM	#3385
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Fortunately, Dr. Sigmund was around to analyse their dreams. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

03-30-2006, 04:19 PM	#3386
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfrotunately, everyone was still perplexed at the sudden reapearence of Rune. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

03-30-2006, 05:35 PM	#3387
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Fortunately they could care less __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-30-2006, 11:33 PM	#3388
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Gandalf went into a fit of confusion and started throwing things at the Hobbits. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-31-2006, 01:46 AM	#3389
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, Sigmund's new bodyguards, the nazgul, ran in and beat Gandalf into a coma. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

03-31-2006, 10:35 AM	#3390
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately Gandalf's new bodyguards, reformed uber-orcs on steroids, ran in and beat up the nazgul. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-31-2006, 02:05 PM	#3391
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, this was all part of some whacked up movie that Eru was watching and just then, he decided to change the channel. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

04-01-2006, 02:55 PM	#3392
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, he changed to the Discovery Channel just as they were showing their segment about mating... ............Eru was blind and mortified .5 seconds later. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

04-01-2006, 03:02 PM	#3393
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, he changed again in .4 seconds. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-01-2006, 03:06 PM	#3394
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, in those .9 seconds, 9, 000 years of Darkness crept up on Middle-Earth. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

04-02-2006, 01:36 AM	#3395
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the darkness was very faint and no one really noticed... not even Sauron noticed. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-02-2006, 12:32 PM	#3396
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Unfortunately, a curious creature named Prode just arrived from K-PAX, and enlightened Sauron in the wonderful use of sunglasses and light travel... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?