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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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Never tell a Steward that he is not a real king or he will weep all day. . .
or Denethor gets the news that his son has become a Disco King
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09-25-2006, 09:58 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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if you've seen the documentaries...
And you thought Christopher Lee might've overreacted to not being able to get up the stairs in his robe...
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09-25-2006, 11:18 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Denethor has a painful morning when his Stannah Throne Lift malfunctions and gives him a less than graceful trip back down the stairs.
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Gordon's alive!
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09-25-2006, 11:33 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Denethor: I'm Melting! MEEEELLLTTTIINNNGGG!
OR Denethor got his tow stuck in the Escalator again.
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09-25-2006, 11:40 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Here we go again...
Faramir: Father what's wrong!? Denethor: Gandalf the Grey uncloaked!  OR Denethor's reaction after hearing Boromir sold the Steward's throne on ebay so he could buy some of Legolas' trademarked Strawberry Shampoo.
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09-25-2006, 03:32 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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Denethor is obviously in a classic example of the horrible aesthetical debate: Marble vs. Stylized Stonework...
or... Denethor was never comfortable with interviews... Denethor: My socks dooooooon't match!!!! ~ Aesthete
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09-25-2006, 04:54 PM
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Mellifluous Maia
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth
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Pippin: Help! Denethor tried to swallow a whole tomato! Does anyone know the Heimlich maneuver?
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09-25-2006, 05:39 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world
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Denethor actually survived being set on fire and Aragorn kept himto watch the throne for a while.
Denethor: I will not bow to this Ranger from the North!!!!!  I'll grovel instead! WAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! 
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09-26-2006, 02:58 PM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
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Denethor's reaction to the spider he saw crawling on his throne.
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09-26-2006, 03:20 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 3,448
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constipation, never pretty
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09-26-2006, 06:20 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Denethor: Anything but a new picture that includes Gandalf!
 Gandalf looks in disbelief when he is hammered with a million bills of the damages caused when he flooded his bathroom.
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09-26-2006, 07:10 PM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
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Gandalf: A big musical number? Are you sure this is a good idea?
PJ: It worked for Dirty Dancing, it'll work for us.
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09-26-2006, 07:16 PM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
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Ian McKellan: Why does this script have to be so bloody small? I can hardly read the text!
PJ: Didn't you know? I had hobbits write it for me...
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09-26-2006, 07:39 PM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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Are we just making up captions for imaginary pictures or is there suposed to be one in Boro's post ?
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09-26-2006, 08:31 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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There should be a picture. Try this Rune:
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09-26-2006, 08:44 PM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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Before I was blind, but now I can see ! Thanks Boromir
Ian McKellan and PJ's friendsip was destroyed by the competition that spawned, when they both auditioned for the same castrato choir.
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09-26-2006, 10:02 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Denethor's reaction to not even getting past the auditions in Middle-Earth Idol.
-or- Denethor just couldn't handle the harsh criticism of 'Sleepy Cowell.' |
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09-26-2006, 10:54 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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For one last good measure, Ian makes sure there are no jokes, references, off-handed compliments, spouts of wisdom, spouts of wisdom with a hint of humor for comic relief, or anything else of the 'uncloacking' nature...
~ Ka
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09-26-2006, 11:13 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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PJ: And here's the idea I had in mind that I spoke to you about earlier. You know the Pyscho shower scene featuring Gandalf.
or PJ: And here's the picture of me and the kids in the bahamas. or PJ: When the sentries are up on the wall with the host of Mordor approaching I was thinking that we could have them do an impromptu kick-line. What do you think?
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09-27-2006, 12:08 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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P.J: And this is the total rewriting of The Battle of the Pelennor Fields
Gandalf: But it says here that I get a good thrashing from The Witch-king, that's absurd. P.J: Ok we'll have him just break your staff. Gandalf: Lot's of people will be very upset. P.J: Only the fools who buy the Extended Edition.
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09-27-2006, 02:55 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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While waiting for PJ to realise that he has stolen the palantir from under his nose, Ian reads Jacksons diary.
OR PJ: So, as you can see on page 32 in diagram 9, the Orcs are actually going to grow wings and try and take you back to Barad-Dur. Ian: Have you been drinking? Pj: No! Anyway, I've got to go and film Sauron telling his Orcs to "Fly, my pretties!"
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09-27-2006, 03:48 AM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home
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Ian: This is how you make a paper Nazgul
PJ: Great! Now we don't need those expensive computer generated monsters! OR PJ: Yuck! Who's the dead guy that's been using the script to blow his nose! Ian: Hmmm, looks like an orc considering the color...  (<-- Sherlock for those who didn't know that!)
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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...
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09-27-2006, 12:16 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
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09-27-2006, 12:55 PM
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Silver in My Silent Heart
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the great beauty
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Ian: I'm not acting in your films in there are penguins in them. Look here, the Downer is spammed with horrible news about penguins...
PJ: But Ian hey, the penguin will be only this size... Ian: No! No penguins! Or I'll uncloack! PJ: Got it! No penguins! |
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09-27-2006, 01:33 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Inspired by...
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PJ: So, you run in, sword flailing, and you say, "Back to the second level" then an Orc comes at you and- are you listening to me? Ian: Ho-ho-ho! Phantom, you really don't like that Alien!  (Yes, Gil, I'm always promoting my Newspaper. )
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09-27-2006, 01:52 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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The real reason Gandalf was of no fixed abode....
Gandalf's builder explains why they have gone so much over budget and that it is going to cost an awful lot more to finish his house .....
PJ: "You agreed to the Belfalas marble... it is top quality but we had to ship it from Dol Amroth and get dwarves to work it..... then you changed the plain glazing to finest Lamedon stained glass.. sure we could cut corners but you won't get on "grand designs"....and Sarumna will laugh at you... "
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But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
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09-27-2006, 04:09 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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PJ: "Right, take this & look at it - this is how I want your dance to go at the Party."
Gandalf: "But...these are just simple drawings of stick-figures in barely altered positions." PJ: "You're supposed to staple them together and then flip through them quickly. It makes it look like they're moving. I've got one that'll show you how to dance The Tarantella as well." |
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09-27-2006, 05:22 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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Gandalf reads his cable bill.
Gandalf: "100 Ducats! But all the pay-per-view movies were pathetic!"
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09-28-2006, 03:29 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Sep 2006
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it took a while for P.J and Ian to work out how many were in the fellowship
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09-28-2006, 05:56 AM
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Silver in My Silent Heart
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the great beauty
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Ian: What is this?
PJ: Umm... Paper. Ian: What? This is... pawhat? PJ: Well, you know... Pa-per. Ian: This? This is paper? PJ: Yes... I definitely think that is paper. Ian: No way! You can't be serious! PJ: Yea, I'm not. That is really a three headed pink bunny.Ian: Oh. Yeah. I knew it!
Last edited by Volo; 09-28-2006 at 06:07 AM. Reason: Enough of headless animals... |
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09-28-2006, 11:25 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Gandalf: What is this? PJ: It's a list of restraining orders from everyone you have uncloaked in front of. Gandalf: You have got to be kidding me? PJ: Nope, and that's not even all of them, here's the rest of them.
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09-28-2006, 01:20 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
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Thank you, Boro, for your sig...
PJ (out loud): For your health, and my sanity, please read through the script.
Gandalf/Ian (mentally): For your health, and my sanity, please read through the book!
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09-30-2006, 01:48 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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Gandalf: "Hmm... this looks like a good picture."
 Frodo: "By my sword Whatever It's Name, you shall have neither my friends or me!"
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09-30-2006, 01:58 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
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As the Barrow Wight reaches for another glass of Gin, Frodo lets him know that he's had enough.
OR Frodo: Ah! A fly! Don't move! OR yet! Assuming it's (from left to right) Sam, Pippin and Merry... Merry dreams that he is reciting the national anthem of the Shire.
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09-30-2006, 02:25 PM
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Laconic Loreman
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Frodo takes a hack at the Barrow's hand.
Barrow: Ouch that really hurt, I was just trying to get the sword my cousin borrowed yesterday. Frodo: Aren't you an evil barrow-wight? Barrow: We are so misunderstood just because a few wights like to make hobbit sacrifices, doesn't mean all of us like to. Frodo: I'm terribly sorry for the mistake, but what do you expect me to do if I see a large, clawy snake like hand slithering into the room. Barrow: Next time do some research before you just go trying to hack off people's hands.
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09-30-2006, 03:12 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: In a world grown ever smaller.
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Frodo: Gosh I hope this ceiling is high enough fro the sword!
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10-01-2006, 08:59 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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The novelty hand shaped green night-light Sam liked was really starting to get on Frodo's nerves!
OR B-W: What about their heads? They don't need those!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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10-01-2006, 11:01 AM
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Mellifluous Maia
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth
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BW: The camera batteries are dead. Where's the *beep* recharger?
Frodo: How much longer do I have to pose like this? My back is sore! |
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10-01-2006, 05:19 PM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Barrow-Wight: OK Frodo, you can put the sword down now!
Frodo: No! You first gave me a huge neg-rep than banned me for life!
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