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Roa_Aoife · 12-11-2005, 10:30 PM

UNfortuantely, he tried to take it from some very hungry hobbits.

Farael · 12-12-2005, 03:50 PM

Fortunately Smaug showed up and the extremely hungry hobbits decided to have a Dragon roast.

Meneltarmacil · 12-12-2005, 08:52 PM

Unfortunately, it was the dragon who was doing the roasting. Poor Hobbits...

Roa_Aoife · 12-12-2005, 09:32 PM

Fortunately, this meant Gimli could eat unhindered.

Valesse · 12-12-2005, 09:34 PM

Unfortunately Gilmi had decided to make the ultimate lifestyle change for a dwarf a week before and went level vegan.

Farael · 12-12-2005, 10:40 PM

Fortunately, that meant that he never took away the food from the hungry hobbits and therefore the hobbits were able to trick Smaug into joining them for dinner (and doing all the cooking) rather than having him roast them.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-13-2005, 12:51 AM

Unfortunately, the fell engine sounds of Mount Zoom boomed over the land and the smoke blinded them all!

ElentariGreenleaf · 12-13-2005, 11:04 AM

Fortunately, the smoke cured the plague and all other illnesses in Middle Earth.

Farael · 12-13-2005, 12:06 PM

Unfortunately it did not help much those who had athsma.... but rather it made their life impossible!

Captain Grishnahk · 12-13-2005, 12:14 PM

Fortunatly, they were over populating Middle Earth anyway... and their deaths were not grieved.

Glirdan · 12-13-2005, 09:33 PM

Unfortunately, the Elves who died overcrowded the Halls of Mandos and he soon had to move out of his cool bachelor pad.

Captain Grishnahk · 12-13-2005, 09:44 PM

LOL @ Glirdan!!!

Fortunatly he was planning on moving anyway due to the rat problem...

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-14-2005, 12:51 AM

Unfortunately, they were run over by Mount Zoom. It had got out of control and the Balrog who was trying to drive it was a bit drunk and was making his way towards the ring of doom to ''ave a woword withhh dat Mawnweee'' apparently.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 12-14-2005, 05:58 AM

Fortunatly, Manwe was bussy taking dancing lessons.

ElentariGreenleaf · 12-14-2005, 11:09 AM

Unfortunately, his dance tutor quit as their feet kept getting stepped on.

Captain Grishnahk · 12-14-2005, 12:33 PM

Fortunatly, Dain the dwarf was giving lessons across the street.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-14-2005, 12:42 PM

Unfortunately, Mr Balrog was too drunk to notice and ran him over. Mount Zoom rampaged on!

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-14-2005, 01:12 PM

Fortunately, due to continental drift, Mt. Doom
was
swallowed up in an earthquake and then
destroyed by molten lava.

Eonwe · 12-14-2005, 02:05 PM

Unfortunatley, it was fished out of teh magma by a multitude of fire pokemon to continue its headlong drive!

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-14-2005, 03:02 PM

Fortunately, it was put on the wrong road and was headed for Mordor again.

Glirdan · 12-14-2005, 05:59 PM

Unfortunately, Mt. Zoom came along and knocked it off it's path.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 12-14-2005, 06:04 PM

Fortunately, mount zoom (would someone please tell me when this startet and why) was crushed into tiny bits by Scatha.

Eonwe · 12-14-2005, 08:21 PM

Unfortunately, Scatha felt remorseful afterward and put it together again.

The 1,000 Reader · 12-14-2005, 10:22 PM

Fortunately, the other orcs used it to run over the Pokemon who got into Middle-Earth since those freaky losers(the Pokemon) didn't belong.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-15-2005, 12:47 AM

Unfortunately, no one quite understood how Mount Zoom destroyed Mount Doom, as they were both the same thing. Mount Zoom basically being Mount Doom with wheels.

So in the end, everyone decided to go and have a little lie down.

Captain Grishnahk · 12-15-2005, 11:16 AM

Fortunatly, a few leages away: Turian the elf was starting out on an adventure, and was at the present walking down a peaceful road, thinking all was fine and dandy...

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-15-2005, 11:21 AM

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom ran over him

Captain Grishnahk · 12-15-2005, 11:28 AM

Fortunatly Grishnahk was spared and he lept at Hookbill with his orcish axe in his hands.

Eonwe · 12-15-2005, 12:24 PM

Quote:

(the Pokemon) didn't belong.

wahtever! pokemon deserve to be in anything even half cool! (kidding of course

)

Unfortunatley for Grishnahk, the pokemon came back on last time to rescue hookbill before departing forever to the pokemon havens.

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-15-2005, 01:10 PM

Fortunately for Grisnakh his orcs nearby were celebrating
Festivus Day, and in the spirit of Festivus gave
a present of the pokemon (pokemons?) to Grisnakh
before they could get back to the pokemon havens.

Valier · 12-15-2005, 01:25 PM

Unfortunately it was a GiggilyPuff Pokeman so he tossed it aside.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-15-2005, 01:30 PM

Fortunately, Gandalf arrived on the scene and everyone ran before he could uncloak!

Eonwe · 12-15-2005, 01:45 PM

Unfortunatley, most of them ran into mount zoom and met rather awkward end by drowning in molten stone.

Boromir88 · 12-15-2005, 02:24 PM

Fortunately, the crafty dwarves had created Mount Zoom Molten Stone repellent and all the dwarves lived, while everyone else died in the molten stone.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-15-2005, 03:11 PM

Unfortunately, the dwarves found that they were allergic to Mount Zoom Molten Stone repellent.

Kath · 12-15-2005, 04:50 PM

Fortunately the allergy was not fatal.

Glirdan · 12-15-2005, 05:38 PM

Unfortunately, it was for Sauron. Sooo, he decided to change it's name to Mount Doom. It suits evil purposes better anyway.

Meneltarmacil · 12-15-2005, 06:26 PM

Fortunately, Frodo was already climbing up Mount Doom with the Ring.

Parmawen · 12-15-2005, 07:35 PM

Unfortunately, Frodo developed a severe case of butter fingers (after eating several Butterfingers) and the ring slipped out of his fingers and down Mount Doom once more.

Ordimor · 12-15-2005, 09:53 PM

Fortunately .... Bart Simpson, in search of his missing Butterfingers, finds the One-ring and is on his way up Mt. Doom.

12-11-2005, 10:30 PM	#2561
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,731	UNfortuantely, he tried to take it from some very hungry hobbits. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

12-12-2005, 08:52 PM	#2563
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, it was the dragon who was doing the roasting. Poor Hobbits... __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-12-2005, 09:32 PM	#2564
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,731	Fortunately, this meant Gimli could eat unhindered. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

12-12-2005, 09:34 PM	#2565
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 654	Unfortunately Gilmi had decided to make the ultimate lifestyle change for a dwarf a week before and went level vegan. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

12-13-2005, 12:51 AM	#2567
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, the fell engine sounds of Mount Zoom boomed over the land and the smoke blinded them all! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-12-2005, 03:50 PM	#2562
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Fortunately Smaug showed up and the extremely hungry hobbits decided to have a Dragon roast.

12-12-2005, 10:40 PM	#2566
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Fortunately, that meant that he never took away the food from the hungry hobbits and therefore the hobbits were able to trick Smaug into joining them for dinner (and doing all the cooking) rather than having him roast them.

12-13-2005, 11:04 AM	#2568
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 517	Fortunately, the smoke cured the plague and all other illnesses in Middle Earth. __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

12-13-2005, 12:06 PM	#2569
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Unfortunately it did not help much those who had athsma.... but rather it made their life impossible!

12-13-2005, 12:14 PM	#2570
Captain Grishnahk Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 106	Fortunatly, they were over populating Middle Earth anyway... and their deaths were not grieved. __________________ "Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien

12-13-2005, 09:33 PM	#2571
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Unfortunately, the Elves who died overcrowded the Halls of Mandos and he soon had to move out of his cool bachelor pad. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-13-2005, 09:44 PM	#2572
Captain Grishnahk Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 106	LOL @ Glirdan!!! Fortunatly he was planning on moving anyway due to the rat problem... __________________ "Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien

12-14-2005, 12:51 AM	#2573
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, they were run over by Mount Zoom. It had got out of control and the Balrog who was trying to drive it was a bit drunk and was making his way towards the ring of doom to ''ave a woword withhh dat Mawnweee'' apparently. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-14-2005, 11:09 AM	#2575
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 517	Unfortunately, his dance tutor quit as their feet kept getting stepped on. __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

12-14-2005, 12:33 PM	#2576
Captain Grishnahk Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 106	Fortunatly, Dain the dwarf was giving lessons across the street. __________________ "Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien

12-14-2005, 12:42 PM	#2577
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, Mr Balrog was too drunk to notice and ran him over. Mount Zoom rampaged on! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-14-2005, 01:12 PM	#2578
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, due to continental drift, Mt. Doom was swallowed up in an earthquake and then destroyed by molten lava. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-14-2005, 02:05 PM	#2579
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 728	Unfortunatley, it was fished out of teh magma by a multitude of fire pokemon to continue its headlong drive! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-14-2005, 03:02 PM	#2580
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, it was put on the wrong road and was headed for Mordor again. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-14-2005, 05:59 PM	#2581
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Unfortunately, Mt. Zoom came along and knocked it off it's path. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-14-2005, 08:21 PM	#2583
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 728	Unfortunately, Scatha felt remorseful afterward and put it together again. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-14-2005, 10:22 PM	#2584
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, the other orcs used it to run over the Pokemon who got into Middle-Earth since those freaky losers(the Pokemon) didn't belong. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

12-15-2005, 12:47 AM	#2585
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, no one quite understood how Mount Zoom destroyed Mount Doom, as they were both the same thing. Mount Zoom basically being Mount Doom with wheels. So in the end, everyone decided to go and have a little lie down. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-15-2005, 11:16 AM	#2586
Captain Grishnahk Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 106	Fortunatly, a few leages away: Turian the elf was starting out on an adventure, and was at the present walking down a peaceful road, thinking all was fine and dandy... __________________ "Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien

12-15-2005, 11:21 AM	#2587
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Sorry folks, I couldn't resist... Unfortunately, Mount Zoom ran over him __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-15-2005, 11:28 AM	#2588
Captain Grishnahk Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 106	Fortunatly Grishnahk was spared and he lept at Hookbill with his orcish axe in his hands. __________________ "Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien

12-15-2005, 01:10 PM	#2590
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately for Grisnakh his orcs nearby were celebrating Festivus Day, and in the spirit of Festivus gave a present of the pokemon (pokemons?) to Grisnakh before they could get back to the pokemon havens. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-15-2005, 01:25 PM	#2591
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,737	Ha! Unfortunately it was a GiggilyPuff Pokeman so he tossed it aside.

12-15-2005, 01:30 PM	#2592
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, Gandalf arrived on the scene and everyone ran before he could uncloak! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-15-2005, 01:45 PM	#2593
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 728	Unfortunatley, most of them ran into mount zoom and met rather awkward end by drowning in molten stone. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-15-2005, 02:24 PM	#2594
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Fortunately, the crafty dwarves had created Mount Zoom Molten Stone repellent and all the dwarves lived, while everyone else died in the molten stone. __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-15-2005, 03:11 PM	#2595
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, the dwarves found that they were allergic to Mount Zoom Molten Stone repellent. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-15-2005, 04:50 PM	#2596
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,725	Fortunately the allergy was not fatal. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

12-15-2005, 05:38 PM	#2597
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Unfortunately, it was for Sauron. Sooo, he decided to change it's name to Mount Doom. It suits evil purposes better anyway. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-15-2005, 06:26 PM	#2598
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, Frodo was already climbing up Mount Doom with the Ring. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.