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Mithalwen · 03-07-2006, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estelyn Telcontar

Gollum's hitchhiking motto: Have towel, will travel.

As in "Sass that hoopy frood Gollum? Now there's a guy who really knows where his towel is."?

The Only Real Estel · 03-07-2006, 04:13 PM

Legolas was beginning to regret letting Gollum behind the wheel of his new sports car...

-OR-

Gollum: "What have I got in my pocketsses? A bit of string, a fang...some rock - what the!? A moldy bannana peel? How long has that been in there!!??"

Lhunardawen · 03-07-2006, 11:57 PM

Gollum has been taking Bio classes for the nth time, yet still he doesn't know the proper way to dissect a rabbit.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-08-2006, 12:47 AM

Gollum was pleased with his new false beard.

OR A Blackadder rip off:

When Gollum spent five hours talking to a dead rabbit, Frodo hat to say it:

Frodo: Gollum, your brain is like the five-headed haddock faced beast of Aberdeen.

Gollum: In what way?

Frodo: It doesn’t exist.

THE Ka · 03-08-2006, 01:23 AM

Sam: Let's go!

Frodo: We can't.

Sam: Why not?

Frodo: We're waiting for Gandalf.

Sam: Gah!

~ Aesthete

Gothmog · 03-08-2006, 04:29 AM

Sam: Is that who I think it is?
Frodo in a very tired voice: Yes, it's Gandalf. Uncloaking again...

OR

Sam: Is that what I think it is?
Frodo in an almost as tired voice: Yes, it's <insert mountain/city name> on wheels...

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 03-08-2006, 04:37 AM

"But where our hearts truly lie is in peace and quiet and good, tilled earth. For all Hobbits share a love of things that grow."

Frodo: Look at how the grass grows.

Sam: Sweet.

Meela · 03-08-2006, 04:46 AM

Those Rangers were so well hidden that until they stood up, Frodo and Sam never realised they were lying on top of them.

Frodo: Do you hear something?
Sam: Hear what?
Frodo: It sounds like "mmmmphh!!"...

OR

It wasn't the oliphaunts themselves that surprised them, but the fact that they turned out to be only two inches tall.

Gandalf_the _white · 03-08-2006, 05:53 AM

i can't see it!!

it sounds a good one as well

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-08-2006, 06:13 AM

Sam: Five pieces of lembas say that's Gandalf uncloaking--again.

Frodo: Nu-uh. The Ring says it's Bombadil all in pink.

Gurthang · 03-08-2006, 10:23 AM

Frodo: "Sam, you're in my bubble!"

OR

Sam: "Why are we searching for a needle again?"
Frodo: "I already told you: it's an old saying, if you find a haystack you have to search through it for a needle. I don't know why, but we have to do it."

OR

(LotR meets Alice in Wonderland)
Sam: "Did you see that! That little girl just chased that rabbit into a hole and then went into the hole after it!"
Frodo: "Yeah, I think it was wearing her jacket, too!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-08-2006, 11:11 AM

Try this:

Frodo said he'd rather watch grass grow then listen to Sam's lecture on 'taters.

OR

Sam: Zulus. Thousands of them!

Frodo: Wait till you see the whites of their eyes.

Sam: And if they keep their eyes closed?

Frodo: Then we're stuck.

The Only Real Estel · 03-08-2006, 11:27 AM

Sam: "Why are we hiding again?"

Frodo: "The Lal/Saucie/Kuru Alliance of Ultra-DOOM and The League of Extraordinary Barrow-Downers are recruiting again..."

Formendacil · 03-08-2006, 12:31 PM

Frodo and Sam hang on desperately for dear life, as they crawl through Denethor's golf course on their way to the cockpit of Minas Tirith.

Frodo: "I think he's exceeding the speed limit, Sam!"

**The Saucepan Man** · 03-08-2006, 12:44 PM

High above a secluded lake near Rivendell

Sam: Look, Mister Frodo, Elven maids!

Frodo: Yes, Sam. Trust Uncle Bilbo to know the best spot to spy on them as they bathe.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-08-2006, 01:19 PM

Frodo had actually reached Minas Morgul two weeks previously; and then he realised that he'd dropped the Ring, probably somewhere in Ithilien.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-08-2006, 01:26 PM

Frodo and Sam watch from a safe vantage spot as two Balrogs (one winged, the other non winged) battle it out!

OR

Sam: Big as a house. Grey as a mouse...

Frodo: That's no way to talk about Gandalf. I know he's let himself go recently, but 'big as a house' is really taking it too far.

Maeggaladiel · 03-08-2006, 01:42 PM

Frodo and Sam go small game hunting.

Sam: Look! Is that a Coccinella septempunctata?

Frodo: Why yes it is! Septempunctata, the common European Ladybug! Would you look at the spots on that beauty? Quick Sam, fetch my rifle!

Holbytlass · 03-08-2006, 03:45 PM

Ron and Harry are dismayed that the dementors have allied with the blackriders.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gothmog

Sam: Is that who I think it is?
Frodo in a very tired voice: Yes, it's Gandalf. Uncloaking again...

OR

Sam: Is that what I think it is?
Frodo in an almost as tired voice: Yes, it's <insert mountain/city name> on wheels...

You forgot:

Sam: This isn't Mordor
Frodo: I hate Mapquest.

The Only Real Estel · 03-08-2006, 03:59 PM

At the 5th Annual Shire Dance

Sam: "I claim that hot blonde!"

Frodo: Dang it!! I was about to claim her!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-08-2006, 04:07 PM

Frodo: This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!

Farael · 03-08-2006, 04:22 PM

Sam: Mr. Frodo, would you please tell me why you decided to volunteer for an elvish boot camp?

Parmastahir · 03-08-2006, 06:57 PM

After offending Galadriel, Sam and Frodo get a sample of real Elven magic and are turned into giant land tortoises.

(And, unless I am missing something, Hookbill's song lyric is from "Once in a Lifetime" by The Talking Heads not Devo.)

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-09-2006, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Parmastahir

(And, unless I am missing something, Hookbill's song lyric is from "Once in a Lifetime" by The Talking Heads not Devo.)

Ah, yes. You are right. I like both bands and must have got them mixed up.

Will be changed.

Anyway:

When Gandalf and Denethor got into a fight, it was best to run for cover.

Gandalf_the _white · 03-09-2006, 07:11 AM

sam: i told you we shouldn't have let gollum cook...

mormegil · 03-09-2006, 09:28 AM

When Gollum had gas there was only one thing to do...drop as low as you could get and hope to get below it.

The Only Real Estel · 03-09-2006, 05:38 PM

Two onlookers witness The Saucepan Man transform into a victorious wolf...

Sam: "I knew it! I had him figured!!"

Frodo: "I never would have guessed..."

The Elf-warrior · 03-09-2006, 08:57 PM

Sam: "Mr. Frodo, we've got to keep moving. We can't spend all day looking for your pet spider."

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-10-2006, 12:41 AM

From the kind people at 'Family Guy'

Frodo: There Sam. A real-life Orc. Isn't he so evil you just want to go up to him and punch him! Well, maybe not him, he's quite big. But don't you want to go and punch Faramir over there? Well, maybe not, he's kind of big. But don't you want to punch his son? *Punches*

Faramir: ... ...

Sam: Quick Mr Frodo, a new picture!

Eowyn: Now look what you've done. Keep holding it there and we'll sowe that hand back on.

OR

Théoden: Who let this horse use my bath?

Eowyn: Gimli, please don’t' tell anyone it was me!

Lhunardawen · 03-10-2006, 02:01 AM

Gimli, you simply must tell me . . . where oh where . . . did you get that perm?

Estelyn Telcontar · 03-10-2006, 02:08 AM

Éowyn: Gimli, do you think you could ever be attracted to a beardless woman?

*thinks: Well, I tried my charms on the Man and the Elf, to no success. And anyone's better than Wormtongue!

Meela · 03-10-2006, 07:52 AM

It turned out that the river Aragorn fell in was polluted by Isengard, and boy, did it have some serious effects on humans.

**The Saucepan Man** · 03-10-2006, 08:08 AM

Eowyn and her partner psyche themselves up prior to the final of the Annual Helms Deep Dwarf Tossing Championship.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-10-2006, 08:15 AM

Theoden: "I say! Has anyone seen Gimli and Eowyn? It's as if they've vanished into thin air."

or

Theoden: "Not a single horse in this place. Pathetic..."

or

Theoden: "Anyone seen my green cloak?"

Anguirel · 03-10-2006, 08:27 AM

Eowyn and Gimli swear an Unbreakable Vow...unaware that Voldemort is watching from behind a Rohirric helmet...

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-10-2006, 08:44 AM

In the background, one Rohan soldier got his helmet stuck in a horse's tale.

OR

Théoden: I am your king! I demand a sandwich!

OR even:

Eowyn: Wow. That's how tall Hobbits are.

Bêthberry · 03-10-2006, 08:48 AM

Eowyn: "Gimli, if you could find my missing Barrow Downs credit card I would be ever so grateful."

Credits to Hookbill for posting just now.

The Only Real Estel · 03-10-2006, 11:12 AM

Tending to Gimli after the battle
-------------------------------
Eown: "Sorry, a shieldmaiden's hands, I know their rough."

Gimli: "No! Well uh...yes they are, but...but don't stop."

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-10-2006, 12:21 PM

Eowyn: I don't know how to tell you this. But I'm afraid your Grandfather will never walk again.

Gimli: ... ... ... That’s my mother.

Eowyn:

OR

Théoden: All right! No one is to go to war, until I blow this whistle!

Eowyn: I thought you hid that thing!

mormegil · 03-10-2006, 01:14 PM

Eowyn: Look into my eyes and tell me that you love me not, Gimli, Gloin's son, most noble of the dwarven race. I gave you my heart and you have given me naught but sorrow, if you can look at me and tell that you do not have love for me then I will desist. But search your heart or bearded one, for you know that you love me and that this union is destined to be the first of it's kind.

Gimli: Ummm...all I wanted was more ale.

03-07-2006, 11:57 PM	#9883
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Gollum has been taking Bio classes for the nth time, yet still he doesn't know the proper way to dissect a rabbit. Last edited by Lhunardawen; 03-08-2006 at 12:05 AM.

03-08-2006, 12:47 AM	#9884
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gollum was pleased with his new false beard. OR A Blackadder rip off: When Gollum spent five hours talking to a dead rabbit, Frodo hat to say it: Frodo: Gollum, your brain is like the five-headed haddock faced beast of Aberdeen. Gollum: In what way? Frodo: It doesn’t exist. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-08-2006, 01:23 AM	#9885
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Waiting for Gandalf... Sam: Let's go! Frodo: We can't. Sam: Why not? Frodo: We're waiting for Gandalf. Sam: Gah! ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

03-08-2006, 04:29 AM	#9886
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Just so no-one else need to post the obvious... Sam: Is that who I think it is? Frodo in a very tired voice: Yes, it's Gandalf. Uncloaking again... OR Sam: Is that what I think it is? Frodo in an almost as tired voice: Yes, it's <insert mountain/city name> on wheels... __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

03-08-2006, 04:37 AM	#9887
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	"But where our hearts truly lie is in peace and quiet and good, tilled earth. For all Hobbits share a love of things that grow." Frodo: Look at how the grass grows. Sam: Sweet. __________________ Fenris Wolf

03-07-2006, 04:13 PM	#9882
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Legolas was beginning to regret letting Gollum behind the wheel of his new sports car... -OR- Gollum: "What have I got in my pocketsses? A bit of string, a fang...some rock - what the!? A moldy bannana peel? How long has that been in there!!??"

03-08-2006, 04:46 AM	#9888
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Those Rangers were so well hidden that until they stood up, Frodo and Sam never realised they were lying on top of them. Frodo: Do you hear something? Sam: Hear what? Frodo: It sounds like "mmmmphh!!"... OR It wasn't the oliphaunts themselves that surprised them, but the fact that they turned out to be only two inches tall. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. Last edited by Meela; 03-08-2006 at 08:49 AM.

03-08-2006, 05:53 AM	#9889
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	i can't see it!! it sounds a good one as well

03-08-2006, 06:13 AM	#9890
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Place your bets! Sam: Five pieces of lembas say that's Gandalf uncloaking--again. Frodo: Nu-uh. The Ring says it's Bombadil all in pink. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-08-2006, 10:23 AM	#9891
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Frodo: "Sam, you're in my bubble!" OR Sam: "Why are we searching for a needle again?" Frodo: "I already told you: it's an old saying, if you find a haystack you have to search through it for a needle. I don't know why, but we have to do it." OR (LotR meets Alice in Wonderland) Sam: "Did you see that! That little girl just chased that rabbit into a hole and then went into the hole after it!" Frodo: "Yeah, I think it was wearing her jacket, too!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

03-08-2006, 11:11 AM	#9892
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Try this: Frodo said he'd rather watch grass grow then listen to Sam's lecture on 'taters. OR Sam: Zulus. Thousands of them! Frodo: Wait till you see the whites of their eyes. Sam: And if they keep their eyes closed? Frodo: Then we're stuck. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-08-2006, 11:27 AM	#9893
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Draft Dodgers? Sam: "Why are we hiding again?" Frodo: "The Lal/Saucie/Kuru Alliance of Ultra-DOOM and The League of Extraordinary Barrow-Downers are recruiting again..."

03-08-2006, 12:31 PM	#9894
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,309	I have no idea where this came from... Frodo and Sam hang on desperately for dear life, as they crawl through Denethor's golf course on their way to the cockpit of Minas Tirith. Frodo: "I think he's exceeding the speed limit, Sam!" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

03-08-2006, 12:44 PM	#9895
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	It had to be done ... High above a secluded lake near Rivendell Sam: Look, Mister Frodo, Elven maids! Frodo: Yes, Sam. Trust Uncle Bilbo to know the best spot to spy on them as they bathe. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

03-08-2006, 01:19 PM	#9896
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Frodo had actually reached Minas Morgul two weeks previously; and then he realised that he'd dropped the Ring, probably somewhere in Ithilien. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

03-08-2006, 01:26 PM	#9897
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo and Sam watch from a safe vantage spot as two Balrogs (one winged, the other non winged) battle it out! OR Sam: Big as a house. Grey as a mouse... Frodo: That's no way to talk about Gandalf. I know he's let himself go recently, but 'big as a house' is really taking it too far. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-08-2006, 01:42 PM	#9898
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Frodo and Sam go small game hunting. Sam: Look! Is that a Coccinella septempunctata? Frodo: Why yes it is! Septempunctata, the common European Ladybug! Would you look at the spots on that beauty? Quick Sam, fetch my rifle! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

03-08-2006, 03:59 PM	#9900
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	You can see the disappointment in Frodo's eyes... At the 5th Annual Shire Dance Sam: "I claim that hot blonde!" Frodo: Dang it!! I was about to claim her!!

03-08-2006, 04:07 PM	#9901
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	For all ye Talking Heads fans... Frodo: This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 03-09-2006 at 12:49 AM.

03-08-2006, 04:22 PM	#9902
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Sam: Mr. Frodo, would you please tell me why you decided to volunteer for an elvish boot camp? __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

03-08-2006, 06:57 PM	#9903
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	After offending Galadriel, Sam and Frodo get a sample of real Elven magic and are turned into giant land tortoises. (And, unless I am missing something, Hookbill's song lyric is from "Once in a Lifetime" by The Talking Heads not Devo.) __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

03-09-2006, 07:11 AM	#9905
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	sam: i told you we shouldn't have let gollum cook...

03-09-2006, 09:28 AM	#9906
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	When Gollum had gas there was only one thing to do...drop as low as you could get and hope to get below it. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

03-09-2006, 05:38 PM	#9907
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	both views... Two onlookers witness The Saucepan Man transform into a victorious wolf... Sam: "I knew it! I had him figured!!" Frodo: "I never would have guessed..."

03-09-2006, 08:57 PM	#9908
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Sam: "Mr. Frodo, we've got to keep moving. We can't spend all day looking for your pet spider." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

03-10-2006, 12:41 AM	#9909
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	From the kind people at 'Family Guy' Frodo: There Sam. A real-life Orc. Isn't he so evil you just want to go up to him and punch him! Well, maybe not him, he's quite big. But don't you want to go and punch Faramir over there? Well, maybe not, he's kind of big. But don't you want to punch his son? Punches Faramir: ... ... Sam: Quick Mr Frodo, a new picture! Eowyn: Now look what you've done. Keep holding it there and we'll sowe that hand back on. OR Théoden: Who let this horse use my bath? Eowyn: Gimli, please don’t' tell anyone it was me! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 03-10-2006 at 12:47 AM.

03-10-2006, 02:01 AM	#9910
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Gimli, you simply must tell me . . . where oh where . . . did you get that perm?

03-10-2006, 02:08 AM	#9911
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,499	Éowyn: Gimli, do you think you could ever be attracted to a beardless woman? thinks: Well, I tried my charms on the Man and the Elf, to no success. And anyone's better than Wormtongue!* __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

03-10-2006, 07:52 AM	#9912
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	It turned out that the river Aragorn fell in was polluted by Isengard, and boy, did it have some serious effects on humans. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-10-2006, 08:08 AM	#9913
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Eowyn and her partner psyche themselves up prior to the final of the Annual Helms Deep Dwarf Tossing Championship. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

03-10-2006, 08:15 AM	#9914
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	The demise of Theoden Theoden: "I say! Has anyone seen Gimli and Eowyn? It's as if they've vanished into thin air." or Theoden: "Not a single horse in this place. Pathetic..." or Theoden: "Anyone seen my green cloak?" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

03-10-2006, 08:27 AM	#9915
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Eowyn and Gimli swear an Unbreakable Vow...unaware that Voldemort is watching from behind a Rohirric helmet... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

03-10-2006, 08:44 AM	#9916
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	In the background, one Rohan soldier got his helmet stuck in a horse's tale. OR Théoden: I am your king! I demand a sandwich! OR even: Eowyn: Wow. That's how tall Hobbits are. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-10-2006, 08:48 AM	#9917
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,977	Eowyn: "Gimli, if you could find my missing Barrow Downs credit card I would be ever so grateful." Credits to Hookbill for posting just now. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

03-10-2006, 11:12 AM	#9918
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	A bit of a switch... Tending to Gimli after the battle ------------------------------- Eown: "Sorry, a shieldmaiden's hands, I know their rough." Gimli: "No! Well uh...yes they are, but...but don't stop." Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 03-10-2006 at 01:21 PM.