Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 98 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

doom_hammer · 09-29-2006, 07:33 PM

fortunately we can solve that

elronds_daughter · 09-30-2006, 02:55 PM

Unfortunately, our solving powers had been nullified.

Celuien · 09-30-2006, 03:43 PM

Fortunately, the solution came anyway when Boromir became Alien (from The Downer's Phantom and Alien).

High King Fingolfin · 09-30-2006, 04:46 PM

Fortunately, Eru waved his hand, and the world became a nice and happy place.

doom_hammer · 09-30-2006, 04:52 PM

Unfortunately war broke out.

High King Fingolfin · 10-01-2006, 12:02 PM

Fortunately, the war was against Sauron, so it was for a good cause.

doom_hammer · 10-01-2006, 02:07 PM

Unfortunately, all the hobbits died in the war

elronds_daughter · 10-01-2006, 02:42 PM

Fortunately, it was a simple matter to raise them to life again--plant pipeweed on their graves.

doom_hammer · 10-01-2006, 02:47 PM

Unfortunately, all the hobits died from lung cancer.

elronds_daughter · 10-01-2006, 02:50 PM

Fortunately, they didn't know about lung cancer back then, and what is unknown doesn't exist. Therefore nobody died.

doom_hammer · 10-01-2006, 02:52 PM

Unfortunately, smaug ate them all

High King Fingolfin · 10-01-2006, 03:29 PM

Fortunately, Bard came along and slew Smaug for them.

Gil-Galad · 10-01-2006, 05:01 PM

Fortunately, Boromir88 took on his role as Wile E. Coyote and came back the next episode in some crazy contraption

Meneltarmacil · 10-01-2006, 05:21 PM

Unfortunately, as is usually the case, the contraption backfired and launched him off a cliff.

High King Fingolfin · 10-01-2006, 05:24 PM

Fortunately, the cliff was only 5 feet high.

Tuor in Gondolin · 10-02-2006, 11:11 AM

Unfortunately, the cliff was atop an open well in Moria.

doom_hammer · 10-02-2006, 03:33 PM

fortunately by then all the hobbits were dead

Gil-Galad · 10-02-2006, 04:27 PM

Unfortunately, Boromir88 wasn't a hobbit

High King Fingolfin · 10-02-2006, 07:45 PM

Fortunately, the Orcs and Balrog were gone as well.

Meneltarmacil · 10-02-2006, 08:34 PM

Unfortunately, they were replaced by dragons.

doom_hammer · 10-03-2006, 03:55 AM

fortunately: the dragons were kind...

elronds_daughter · 10-03-2006, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doom_hammer

fortunately: the dragons were kind...

Unfortunately: ...of mean.

doom_hammer · 10-03-2006, 05:04 PM

fortunately: the race of men killed all the dragons

High King Fingolfin · 10-03-2006, 09:40 PM

Unfortunately, this annihilated every man in the world.

The Elf-warrior · 10-03-2006, 09:42 PM

Fortunately Dwarves became the rulers of the world, at least underground, that is.

High King Fingolfin · 10-03-2006, 09:43 PM

Unfortunately, this left the world above rather barren.

doom_hammer · 10-04-2006, 04:13 AM

Fortunately this helped the wargs grow in numbers.

Tuor in Gondolin · 10-04-2006, 11:08 AM

Unfortunately for the wargs the elves (in the words of
Boss Tweed) "seen their chances and they took 'em"
by moving back to Middle-earth.

Meneltarmacil · 10-04-2006, 01:11 PM

Fortunately (for the wargs), they ate the Elves.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-04-2006, 03:08 PM

Unfortunately, it caused violent stomach cramps.

doom_hammer · 10-04-2006, 04:43 PM

Fortunately no wargs were hurt and all the hobbits were dead

Gil-Galad · 10-04-2006, 07:58 PM

Unfortunately the hobbits were already dead so without anything for the Johnny the stinky Grim Balrog Reaper to kill, he went on a rampage in the airport

Meneltarmacil · 10-04-2006, 08:04 PM

Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran over him.

High King Fingolfin · 10-04-2006, 09:17 PM

Unfortunately, the sheer number of times Mount Zoom has run over things on this thread caused it to break forever, and be forever useless for running something over.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-04-2006, 11:29 PM

Fortunately, a GIANT WALNUT fell on Johnny.

High King Fingolfin · 10-06-2006, 09:40 PM

Unfortunately, he managed to eat the walnut.

THE Ka · 10-06-2006, 09:55 PM

Fortunately, the acid in Johnny's stomach was not enough to harm the walnut, and it grew, and grew, and grew... Until it had split Johnny in two, where from his remains gave enough nourishment for the tree to evolve into a walnut-bearing balrog-reaper-whatever...

~ Telling tales Ka

High King Fingolfin · 10-08-2006, 04:51 PM

Unfotunately, the tree was 15 million feet tall, and fell over right on Minas Tirith.

Gil-Galad · 10-08-2006, 05:55 PM

Fortunately Johnny burst from the tree to stop the tree from falling on Minas Tirith

High King Fingolfin · 10-09-2006, 03:52 PM

Unfortunately, he stepped in Faramir in the process.

09-30-2006, 02:55 PM	#3882
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Unfortunately, our solving powers had been nullified. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

09-30-2006, 03:43 PM	#3883
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Fortunately, the solution came anyway when Boromir became Alien (from The Downer's Phantom and Alien). __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

09-30-2006, 04:46 PM	#3884
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, Eru waved his hand, and the world became a nice and happy place. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-01-2006, 12:02 PM	#3886
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, the war was against Sauron, so it was for a good cause. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-01-2006, 02:42 PM	#3888
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Fortunately, it was a simple matter to raise them to life again--plant pipeweed on their graves. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

09-29-2006, 07:33 PM	#3881
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	fortunately we can solve that

09-30-2006, 04:52 PM	#3885
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	Unfortunately war broke out.

10-01-2006, 02:07 PM	#3887
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	Unfortunately, all the hobbits died in the war

10-01-2006, 02:47 PM	#3889
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	Unfortunately, all the hobits died from lung cancer.

10-01-2006, 02:50 PM	#3890
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Fortunately, they didn't know about lung cancer back then, and what is unknown doesn't exist. Therefore nobody died. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

10-01-2006, 02:52 PM	#3891
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	Unfortunately, smaug ate them all

10-01-2006, 03:29 PM	#3892
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, Bard came along and slew Smaug for them. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-01-2006, 05:01 PM	#3893
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Fortunately, Boromir88 took on his role as Wile E. Coyote and came back the next episode in some crazy contraption __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

10-01-2006, 05:21 PM	#3894
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, as is usually the case, the contraption backfired and launched him off a cliff. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-01-2006, 05:24 PM	#3895
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, the cliff was only 5 feet high. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-02-2006, 11:11 AM	#3896
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, the cliff was atop an open well in Moria. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

10-02-2006, 03:33 PM	#3897
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	fortunately by then all the hobbits were dead

10-02-2006, 04:27 PM	#3898
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately, Boromir88 wasn't a hobbit __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

10-02-2006, 07:45 PM	#3899
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, the Orcs and Balrog were gone as well. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-02-2006, 08:34 PM	#3900
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, they were replaced by dragons. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-03-2006, 03:55 AM	#3901
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	fortunately: the dragons were kind...

10-03-2006, 05:04 PM	#3903
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	fortunately: the race of men killed all the dragons

10-03-2006, 09:40 PM	#3904
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, this annihilated every man in the world. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-03-2006, 09:42 PM	#3905
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately Dwarves became the rulers of the world, at least underground, that is. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-03-2006, 09:43 PM	#3906
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, this left the world above rather barren. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-04-2006, 04:13 AM	#3907
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	Fortunately this helped the wargs grow in numbers.

10-04-2006, 11:08 AM	#3908
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately for the wargs the elves (in the words of Boss Tweed) "seen their chances and they took 'em" by moving back to Middle-earth. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

10-04-2006, 01:11 PM	#3909
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately (for the wargs), they ate the Elves. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-04-2006, 03:08 PM	#3910
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, it caused violent stomach cramps. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-04-2006, 04:43 PM	#3911
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	Fortunately no wargs were hurt and all the hobbits were dead Last edited by doom_hammer; 10-04-2006 at 04:52 PM.

10-04-2006, 07:58 PM	#3912
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately the hobbits were already dead so without anything for the Johnny the stinky Grim Balrog Reaper to kill, he went on a rampage in the airport __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

10-04-2006, 08:04 PM	#3913
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran over him. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-04-2006, 09:17 PM	#3914
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, the sheer number of times Mount Zoom has run over things on this thread caused it to break forever, and be forever useless for running something over. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-04-2006, 11:29 PM	#3915
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, a GIANT WALNUT fell on Johnny. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-06-2006, 09:40 PM	#3916
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, he managed to eat the walnut. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx