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06-28-2006, 02:36 PM | #201 |
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Saruman: I am the Dragon's hurt feelings which cause it to attack the Balrogs.
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06-28-2006, 02:41 PM | #202 |
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Gandalf: I am Johnny the Stinky Balrog who stinks the Dragon away.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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06-29-2006, 09:45 PM | #203 |
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Saruman: I am the flock of fireflies who drive the Balrog away.
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06-30-2006, 02:45 AM | #204 |
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Gandalf: I am the small village of nice folk to which the Balrog is driven.
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06-30-2006, 05:33 AM | #205 |
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Saruman: I am the trio of Werewolves who already terrorize this village, and so force the Balrog to leave.
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06-30-2006, 12:51 PM | #206 |
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Gandalf: I am the wily Seer, who dreams of and reveals the Wolves.
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06-30-2006, 01:02 PM | #207 |
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Saruman: I am the Cobbler which confuses the Seer.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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06-30-2006, 02:10 PM | #208 |
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Gandalf: I am the Wolf who eats the cobbler.
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06-30-2006, 02:50 PM | #209 |
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Saruman: I am the bandwagon that leads the village to destruction!
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
06-30-2006, 09:28 PM | #210 |
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Gandalf: I am the powder post beetles that eat the bandwagon!
(Wanted a break from termites. )
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06-30-2006, 09:49 PM | #212 |
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Gandalf: I am the, um, stuff that, erm, un-wipes out all life.
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07-01-2006, 12:44 AM | #213 |
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Saruman: I am the grammar police who arrest you for that atrocity!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
07-01-2006, 02:14 AM | #214 |
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Gandalf: I am the judge that deems you a corrupt law official who is desperate to take advantage of people.
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"And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains |
07-01-2006, 03:38 AM | #215 |
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Saruman: I am the jinxed gavel that floats up into the air and whacks the judge on his head.
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07-01-2006, 05:24 AM | #216 |
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Gandalf: I am the sheild that blocks the stones.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
07-01-2006, 07:08 AM | #217 |
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Saruman: I am the cleaver which cleaved the shields in half and allowed the stones to pass through.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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07-01-2006, 02:58 PM | #218 |
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Gandlaf: I am the gravity that makes the gravel/gavel fall to the ground harmlessly.
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07-01-2006, 08:02 PM | #219 |
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Saruman: I am the President who fires the judge!
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
07-01-2006, 08:21 PM | #220 |
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Gandalf: I am the wet gunpowder that fails to ignite in the cannon firing the human cannonball judge.
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07-01-2006, 08:57 PM | #221 |
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Saruman: I am the gunship Victory which has 100 cannons, leaving 99 with perfectly working gunpowder!
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07-02-2006, 01:51 AM | #222 |
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Gandalf: I am the storm that sinks the ship.
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07-02-2006, 07:53 AM | #223 |
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Gandalf: I am Uinen which calms the raging Ossë who created the storm.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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07-02-2006, 09:07 AM | #224 |
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Saruman: I am Uinen who cries her head off at the slightest provocation and drowns the world.
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
07-02-2006, 10:02 AM | #225 |
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Gandalf: I am the emotional calming techniques that teach Uinen to control herself ergo no tears.
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07-02-2006, 10:09 AM | #226 |
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Saruman: I am the stick that pokes her until she does.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
07-02-2006, 01:36 PM | #227 |
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Gandalf: I am the moron who is trying to be sneaky who steps on the stick, breaking it in half, and alerting everyone to his presence.
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07-02-2006, 01:50 PM | #228 |
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Saruman: I am the idiot who ran after the guy trying to sneak and ends up stepping on a rake and getting the handel in the face.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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07-02-2006, 02:19 PM | #229 |
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Gandalf: I am the Heatray from War of the worlds that turns the rake to ash.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
07-02-2006, 02:23 PM | #230 |
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Saruman: I am GF Handel, who rises out of the rake handle's ashes!
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People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff. |
07-02-2006, 03:37 PM | #231 |
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Gandalf: I am the Messiah, which keeps Handel occupied composing me.
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07-02-2006, 03:59 PM | #232 |
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Saruman: I am the Doubter, who does not believe in the Messiah.
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07-02-2006, 04:53 PM | #233 |
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Gandalf: I am Eru who smotes the Doubter where he stands.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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07-02-2006, 08:48 PM | #234 |
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Saruman: I am Eru's mercy, which keeps him from smiting the poor soul.
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07-02-2006, 10:46 PM | #235 |
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Gandalf: I am Death, who eventually finds the poor soul anyway.
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07-03-2006, 02:24 AM | #236 |
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Saruman: I am the murder trial that occupies Death for three years.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
07-03-2006, 07:15 AM | #237 |
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Gandalf: I am the confused jurry that lets Death walk. (Oh, did I forget to mention they got bribed)
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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07-03-2006, 07:18 AM | #238 |
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Saruman: I am the silverfish that eat the paper money with which they were bribed.
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07-03-2006, 12:27 PM | #239 |
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Gandalf: I am the insecticide that kills off the silverfish.
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07-03-2006, 12:49 PM | #240 |
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Saruman: I am the super shield of Doom that deflects the insecticide.
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