How to Annoy Sauron(a.k.a How to get yourself killed) - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Legolasfan1 · 11-03-2006, 05:04 PM

My apolagies if anyone else has started this thread, I thought I searched enough, but you never know.

1. Skip around singing for he's a jolly good fellow
2.Put daisy chains around Sauron's room
3.Keep gushing about Legolas' clothes and how you want to get some just like them
4.Dye his armour hot pink
5.At meeting's, blow kisses to others
6.Sing your questions

You guys think of some because my ideas have run out

Estelyn Telcontar · 11-04-2006, 12:40 AM

This sounds like a fun thread for the Mirth forum. I'm moving it there - enjoy reading and posting!

mormegil · 11-04-2006, 01:06 AM

How about taking his ring?

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-04-2006, 02:06 AM

Sounds like lots-o-fun...

When having a talk with Sauron...

- Ask, "What is your policy on play-fighting?"
- Shout "Will you marry me?" really loudly at him so all his servants can hear him.
- Tell him "You should see my bedroom - it’s full of Star Trek posters!"
- Seriously anger him by saying, "I’m going to count to ten, and when I open my eyes I want you to be naked."
- Say, "May the Force be with you." After every sentence.
- Constantly ask, "Is that a wig?"
- Tell him "You should see my bedroom - it’s full of Geese!"

mormegil · 11-04-2006, 08:38 AM

While inspecting Barad-dur ask him "is constructed of legos?"
I absolutely love your new orc captian...what that's your mother?

Bêthberry · 11-04-2006, 09:53 AM

Don't you think you could use a good, new monacle?

My, what a quaint shape you have assumed!

lothlorien · 05-18-2007, 07:06 AM

Throw popcorn kerdles into mount doom and then ask him what movie does he want to watch with you.

Then ask to watch it on the eye of Sauron and when he says no pout and say well you said you can see everything" and then complain that he never wants to do anything with you.

Boo Radley · 05-18-2007, 08:50 AM

When the spotlight-like beam from his eye hits you, go into an old soft shoe number.

That's what I'd do.

Seriously.

Lotrelf · 05-27-2014, 06:56 PM

Dear Sauron, can I hire your country and especially Barad-dur for a month or so? I want to shoot for an episode of Man vs. Wild. We'll come on Eagles so that it doesn't take long.
And
Don't you get bored sitting all the time in your creepy Tower? Go and see the world it's better.

Ivriniel · 06-18-2014, 02:34 AM

Tell him that, really, he was just jealous of Arwen, because, secretly, he had the hots for Aragorn, and never coped with the rejection. And offer him anti-stalking counselling.

Lotrelf · 06-18-2014, 08:02 AM

Another one: Show him this thread. We'd see if he isn't annoyed! And doesn't come to kill us ALL.

11-03-2006, 05:04 PM	#1
Legolasfan1 Pile O'Bones Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in Rivendell riding on my horse and shooting arrows Posts: 11	How to Annoy Sauron(a.k.a How to get yourself killed) My apolagies if anyone else has started this thread, I thought I searched enough, but you never know. 1. Skip around singing for he's a jolly good fellow 2.Put daisy chains around Sauron's room 3.Keep gushing about Legolas' clothes and how you want to get some just like them 4.Dye his armour hot pink 5.At meeting's, blow kisses to others 6.Sing your questions You guys think of some because my ideas have run out __________________ I'm having a rotten day, my supply of chocolate just ran out!

11-04-2006, 12:40 AM	#2
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,535	This sounds like a fun thread for the Mirth forum. I'm moving it there - enjoy reading and posting! __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

11-04-2006, 01:06 AM	#3
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,657	How about taking his ring? __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

11-04-2006, 02:06 AM	#4
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Sounds like lots-o-fun... When having a talk with Sauron... - Ask, "What is your policy on play-fighting?" - Shout "Will you marry me?" really loudly at him so all his servants can hear him. - Tell him "You should see my bedroom - it’s full of Star Trek posters!" - Seriously anger him by saying, "I’m going to count to ten, and when I open my eyes I want you to be naked." - Say, "May the Force be with you." After every sentence. - Constantly ask, "Is that a wig?" - Tell him "You should see my bedroom - it’s full of Geese!" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-04-2006, 08:38 AM	#5
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,657	While inspecting Barad-dur ask him "is constructed of legos?" I absolutely love your new orc captian...what that's your mother? __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

11-04-2006, 09:53 AM	#6
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,046	Don't you think you could use a good, new monacle? My, what a quaint shape you have assumed! __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

05-18-2007, 07:06 AM	#7
lothlorien Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Stalking the fellowship Posts: 38	Throw popcorn kerdles into mount doom and then ask him what movie does he want to watch with you. Then ask to watch it on the eye of Sauron and when he says no pout and say well you said you can see everything" and then complain that he never wants to do anything with you.

05-18-2007, 08:50 AM	#8
Boo Radley Wight Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ohio. Believe it or not. Posts: 146	When the spotlight-like beam from his eye hits you, go into an old soft shoe number. That's what I'd do. Seriously. __________________ Don't believe everything you read on the interwebs. That's how World War 1 got started!

05-27-2014, 06:56 PM	#9
Lotrelf Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 265	Dear Sauron, can I hire your country and especially Barad-dur for a month or so? I want to shoot for an episode of Man vs. Wild. We'll come on Eagles so that it doesn't take long. And Don't you get bored sitting all the time in your creepy Tower? Go and see the world it's better. __________________ A short saying oft contains much wisdom. ~Sophocles

06-18-2014, 02:34 AM	#10
Ivriniel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 433	Tell him that, really, he was just jealous of Arwen, because, secretly, he had the hots for Aragorn, and never coped with the rejection. And offer him anti-stalking counselling.

06-18-2014, 08:02 AM	#11
Lotrelf Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 265	Another one: Show him this thread. We'd see if he isn't annoyed! And doesn't come to kill us ALL. __________________ A short saying oft contains much wisdom. ~Sophocles