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04-15-2006, 10:34 AM | #10361 |
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Since Gothmog was short-sighted, he had to bent down to Fingon when he asked:
"Hey, nice young lady, have you seen a pig running by a few minutes ago? It's rather important for me to find it. We've organised an after-party, and who has ever heard of a barbecue where there's no meat?"
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04-15-2006, 01:15 PM | #10362 |
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Note - I'm (slightly) playing off of what TORE said earlier
Gothmog - I'm your father's sister's cousin's brother's roomate. Fingon - Which makes us? Gothmog - Absolutely nothing.
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04-15-2006, 01:15 PM | #10363 |
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Fingon and Gothmog as teenage school girls!
Fingon: You aren't!
Gothmog: Yes I am! Fingon: No you aren't! Gothmog: I so totally am! F: But you don't have wings! G: Yes I do! F: No you don't, I'm looking right at you! G: Well then you don't have very good eyesight! F: My eyesight is perfect! G: Oh yeah, well how many fingers am I holding up?! F: 2! G: Wrong, 3! Haha, that proves I'm a balrog! F: It does not! G: It so totally does. 45 minutes later.... F: ya hun G: un un F: ya hun G: un un
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04-15-2006, 03:34 PM | #10364 |
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Fingon: "So this is the famous Gothmog? My lord, if my dog had a face like your's I'd shave it's butt and teach it to walk backwards!"
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04-15-2006, 06:30 PM | #10365 |
Shade of Carn Dűm
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This would be Gollum's dream, him being the larger one and Sam being the smaller figure.
OR There is a tale of Gothmog and Fingon, Twas supposed to be the end of war Between Black Enemy and Child Yet the Children were betrayed And so the Lord of Balrogs Assulted the High King But as the King looked into the chest of the balrog, The face of Gh?n-buri-Gh?n appeared And Fingon realized with terror the true lord of these monsters Who was not Melkor, the Druath ?lairi OR I just noticed this. Save for Fingons cone and armor, this looks a lot like Gannon vs Link in Ocarina of Time. I always thought Gannondorf was a Balrog. ________ TOYOTA HIACE Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:47 PM. |
04-15-2006, 07:22 PM | #10366 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fingon: "This is Sting! You've seen it before, haven't you, Gothmog?"
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04-15-2006, 08:45 PM | #10367 |
Shade of Carn Dűm
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extended from above caption
....and this, infact was Ghan-buri-Ghan, stripped of his power to appear small, hairy, and gifted in girth.
Fingon: I knew it! your all serving.....Hitler! Gothmog: Your crazy, we're more pure facist compared to Nazi socialists. Fingon: Then what's with the arm thing? Huh? Sauron Sauron:Yes! The moment has come! I am te Lord of the-hey! "A Hobbit's Tale!?" PJ, did you change something again!? (tries to pick it up and throw it off-screen) ________ Lebanese Cooking Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:50 PM. |
04-16-2006, 08:10 AM | #10368 |
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Sauron is pleased with the latest designs in personal body armour from his favourite courturier-blacksmith, Diesel, except he is darned if he is going to wear that blasted ring which His Ugly Nest of Vipers insisted be included in the design.
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04-16-2006, 08:27 AM | #10369 |
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Sauron shows how many times he has seen Gandalf the Grey uncloaked.
OR Sauron: Hurrah! Mount Zoom is back on the road! High five, Mouth! OR yet! Sauron's hand slowly grows and grows!
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04-16-2006, 09:16 AM | #10370 |
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A month after the new advertising campaign appeared, and jewellers still wondered why shoppers were being put off...
Or A Hobbit's Tale indeed... the tale of what happens when you buy cheap jewellery and you still haven't removed it after you begin to turn green.
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04-16-2006, 09:35 AM | #10371 |
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Sauron's method of pick-pocketing wasn't exactly subtle.
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04-16-2006, 02:07 PM | #10372 |
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Fingon hadn't learned that it wasn't a good idea to call a Balrog 'flat face'
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04-16-2006, 02:25 PM | #10373 |
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Just thought I'd point out that Crazy captions has not only now past the 10,000 posts mark, but the 100,000 views mark!
Anyway... Sauron pic... Dark Lord: Stop! ... ... ... Hammer time!
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04-16-2006, 07:26 PM | #10374 |
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Sauron tries to hypnotise(sp?) viewers into thinking that he is the good guy, a poor little man who lost his ring.
or Sauron joins the cast of Hobbit's Tale(ME version of Sesame Street), to teach young children how to count to five.
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04-17-2006, 09:10 AM | #10375 |
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A Hobbit's Tale?
The first sketches of the Hobbits were a bit too non-canon even for PJ.
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04-17-2006, 09:32 AM | #10376 |
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Sauron: No autographs, please.
OR Sauron: I'm blind! Where is my stick!
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04-17-2006, 10:58 AM | #10377 |
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"Your Country Needs YOU!"
Lord Kitchener would soon be advised to don a handlebar moustache and standard military uniform.
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04-17-2006, 11:17 AM | #10378 |
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Sauron: How many times do I have to move this stupid title?!
OR Sauron was sick and tired of all this pointless debating. For Eru's sake; Balrogs do not have wings, and hobbits do not have TALES!!!
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04-17-2006, 02:56 PM | #10379 |
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Handy thing this Ring
Do you think it looks better on this finger, or should I put it on my middle finger, Oh I do wish I'd made an ear-ring instead.
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04-17-2006, 04:08 PM | #10381 |
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Sauron: "Now I have you!"
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04-18-2006, 05:21 AM | #10382 |
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Who hates insects?
Fingon: See? There's a fly on my sword. Would you please kill it?
Gothmog: No prob.
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04-18-2006, 08:45 AM | #10383 |
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Sauron: Hey look a new picture!
Boromir stands in shock as Gimli just ate half his sword.
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04-18-2006, 09:06 AM | #10384 |
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Boromir gets caught indulging in his one true love: knitting.
Or Boromir: Of course not, Dad! Why would I be playing with your personalised firelighter? Hehe... *flick, swooosh*
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. Last edited by Meela; 04-18-2006 at 10:05 AM. |
04-18-2006, 09:12 AM | #10385 | |
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MacBoromir:
Quote:
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04-18-2006, 09:18 AM | #10386 |
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Well, can't see the picture, but I'll try. This might be funny.
Boromir: "Let's see which is truly sharper, your tongue or my sword." OR Boromir: "I would cut of your head, if it was but a little higher off the ground." Gimli: "Hey, I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged!" *I look forward to seeing if these captions even make sense with the picture.
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04-18-2006, 10:56 AM | #10387 |
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Boromir gets caught trying to superglue Narsil back together.
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04-18-2006, 11:28 AM | #10388 |
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Sean is insulted: "My Tattoo clearly states that I'm 100% Blade!"
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04-18-2006, 11:34 AM | #10389 |
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Bean: "Still Sharp!"... Wait... 'Still Sharp'? PJ, I'm not saying that.
PJ: Well, it's recorded now. Bean: DAMN! OR The amazing things that get stuck in one's shoe on a long march.
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04-18-2006, 11:34 AM | #10390 |
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Boromir: Sword! Who's the greatest warrior! Tell me I'm better than Aragorn!...Stupid sword! Speak, I command thee, speak!...
Aragorn: Umm Boromir, that isn't Gurthang...
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04-18-2006, 11:36 AM | #10391 |
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Oh noes! The pic won't show up for me!! Sadness abounds.
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04-18-2006, 11:38 AM | #10392 |
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Ditto
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04-18-2006, 11:42 AM | #10394 |
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"Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /images/photos/boromir_01.jpg on this server. Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request. " Doomed
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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04-18-2006, 11:43 AM | #10395 |
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Try this:
Boromir regretted saying, "If you're the descendent of Isildur, I'll eat my sword!"
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04-18-2006, 11:43 AM | #10396 |
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Everyone just work on the basis I posted something really funny.
Edit - cheers Hookbill OK, with apologies to The Black Adder's second incarnation. How old wives's tales are formed. Elboron's nanny: "You don't want to go thinking, Master Elboron, if you start thinking your hand will fall off" Elboron: "How so Nursie?" Elboron's nanny: " Well your Uncle Boromir, he thought it was a good idea to cut his fingernails with a broken sword, and his hand fell off..."
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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04-18-2006, 02:44 PM | #10397 |
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Well, Boromir threw me a curve when he mentioned Gimli. I thought he was in the picture also! So, yeah, my captions don't make perfect sense, but... Anyway, here's some more.
Boromir doesn't like it when people watch him file his fingernails. OR You know you've used too much hair gel when you break your sword trying to cut your hair. P.S. Thanks Hookbill for getting the pic up.
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04-18-2006, 02:50 PM | #10398 |
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Boromir to Aragorn: What do you mean you don't want to be blood brothers?
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04-18-2006, 02:55 PM | #10399 |
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I got one of these, and so has my friend.
Seek for the Sword that was broken
On Ebay it can be bought There shall your money be taken As quick as a single thought If this warning I had not spoken Then Doom will be near at hand For when next day you awaken You'll find it's not the official brand
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04-18-2006, 03:05 PM | #10400 |
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Here, here! ... ... Hear what I have to say...
Boromir: Hmm... the blade isn't as fat as it once was... must be on a diet.
Aragorn: ... ... erm... ... yeah.... OR Boromir heard he had to die at the hands of an ugly Uruk. He decides that slitting his wrists in Rivendel is much more preferable.
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