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Oddwen · 01-14-2005, 12:34 PM

The look on Frodo's face when the Witch King explains to him the meaning of "To the Pain".

elronds_daughter · 01-14-2005, 02:00 PM

Frodo wears a look of surprise and fear because, after all, Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Gil-Galad · 01-14-2005, 02:42 PM

Nobody expects it indeed...

*Frodo trying to talk with the orcs that captured him in Cirith Ungol*

Orc: i mean... i never wanted to be an orc, all that ravaging and stuff... i wanted to be a lumberjack! jumping from tree to tree!

*Orcs march in dressed as Mounties*

*Frodo looks in utter surprise of how the Canadian Goverment has allowed Orcs to foul the name of the beutiful great white north*

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-14-2005, 05:04 PM

Time for change, me thinks.

As a Mark of respect;

Tolkien: Do Balrogs have wings? Well its funny you should say that because... oh wait I'll have to get back to you!

Formendacil · 01-14-2005, 06:18 PM

Note the uncanny resemblance between this picture of Bilbo Baggins (drawn from the journals of S. Gamgee), and the image of the late J.R.R. Tolkien. Perhaps the professor's joking about hobbit blood was not entirely unfounded...

*OR*

Tolkien: "I just had a funny thought. If Dwarf women are similar to Dwarf men, they must have beards."

Oddwen · 01-14-2005, 07:44 PM

"Legolas? A blonde? Why, surely you jest, Mr. Jackson."

THE Ka · 01-14-2005, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boromir88

This really isn't a caption but does anyone else notice that Frodo's left eye is dramatically larger then his right?

Frodo: Sam, I've wanted to tell you this for years but...

Sam: What Mr.Frodo?

Frodo: I have a Stye of Mt.Doom in my left eye...

*Corny drama music loops in the background...

Sometimes, I think we all need to poke fun at ourselves... When we can't find the right time, we look to others for assistance...

~Diggy Dodgering Ka of Doom~

THE Ka · 01-14-2005, 09:44 PM

Tolkien: "You mean to say they spelled 'elfs' wrong?!"

If you remember, from the Note on the Text part of the triology, one of the printing companies altered the spellings of 'elves' to 'elfs'. This did not make Mr. Tolkien or his son too happy...

~ka~

Lhunardawen · 01-14-2005, 09:50 PM

Frodo engaged in a staring contest with the Eye. I'm beginning to think he might stand a chance.

Lhunardawen · 01-14-2005, 09:57 PM

The Professor was being told that sometime in the 21st century, people would debate about Balrogs' wings. He laughed at the thought of making things more difficult for them.

Heh.

Fingolfin II · 01-15-2005, 03:43 AM

Tolkien: Don't be silly! Gimli was a male!

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-15-2005, 03:50 AM

Tolkien: Who is Tom Bombadill? That’s such a silly question I'm not going to dignify it with a response.

OR

Tolkien: I could play Doctor Who! I have the scarf and everything! Would you like a Jelly baby?

Fordim Hedgethistle · 01-15-2005, 05:39 AM

Professor Tolkien: The movies have made how much money?

Boromir88 · 01-15-2005, 07:22 AM

Tolkien: Arwen's fate...tied to the ring? :chuckle: :chuckle:.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-15-2005, 09:29 AM

"A pig? At the Pelennor Fields?" *chuckle*

Mad Baggins · 01-15-2005, 10:24 AM

Ha ha! Arwen at Helm's Deep? You really are a funny character, Mr. Jackson! Hahaha! If you were serious, I could have you sued for all you're worth! *chuckle* Mr. Jackson? Why do you look so frightened?

Meela · 01-15-2005, 10:43 AM

Tolkien: I only put Tom Bombadil in for a joke. Who would have thought they'd take him so seriously?

Gurthang · 01-15-2005, 11:45 AM

Professor Tolkien's smoke blowing skills were the foundantions of what Gandalf does in FotR. Although, the Professor was so good at 'blowing smoke' (

), they had to tone it down a bit to make it believable.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-16-2005, 01:39 PM

*After disposing of his ghostwriter's corpse, Mr. Tolkien laughs darkly at the scheme that will surely make him an international icon for years to come.*

Nimrodel_9 · 01-16-2005, 05:24 PM

Quote:

*After disposing of his ghostwriter's corpse, Mr. Tolkien laughs darkly at the scheme that will surely make him an international icon for years to come.*

Heh heh...... <-----insert evil smiley here

...Some said he was just happy. Others thought he had a dirty secret. I say it was the "don`t pull a face to much or it will get stuck that way" rule...

Oddwen · 01-16-2005, 07:09 PM

Balrog wings? Elf-ears? No, such trifles will pass with hardly a blink, I think. Not much opportunity for discussion there, is there?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-16-2005, 09:07 PM

Professor Tolkien: What Orcish redemption? Skewer them with a spear and be through with it!

Lhunardawen · 01-17-2005, 12:04 AM

The Professor has had too much pipeweed.

Maeggaladiel · 01-17-2005, 12:23 AM

Tolkien had been turning in his grave so often over the past few years that he decided there was no point in hanging around in a coffin. With a smile in his heart and the pelt of a warg wrapped around his neck, he wanders off in search of the people who keep him from resting in peace.

In other news, hordes of mary-sue fanfic writers seem to have dissappeared off the face of the earth. Peter Jackson fears he may be next. Full coverage at 11.

Fingolfin II · 01-17-2005, 12:35 AM

Sauron: Does this ring make me look prettier do you think?

EDIT: The pic's on my computer, so the only way it can be viewed is by clicking the attachment. Cheers.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-17-2005, 12:43 AM

I have that much multi-coloured robes! Beat that, Saruman!

or

What's with the hand? I thought I was just an Eye!

Hama Of The Riddermark · 01-17-2005, 06:51 AM

Tolkein Pic: 'My books? Made into a film? Hahahahahahaha! Nono, wait....you're serious?'

Oddwen · 01-17-2005, 07:56 AM

Sauron: Talk to the hand, fo' shizzle!

Boromir88 · 01-17-2005, 08:34 AM

Tolkien: (trying his best Gollum impression) Itsssss mine, my own, my precccciouuuusss.

Sauron: The cover of Sauron's new CD, with hits like....

Eye see you

The Void

I see a red eye and I want to paint it black (remake of the Rolling Stones)

One is the loneliest number (remake of whoever sang that song)

It aint easy being a Dark Lord

and many more....

Ainaserkewen · 01-17-2005, 11:23 AM

Sauron: "NOOO! Isiadur has a sword! MUST USE POWERS!"

*Has fingers cut off*

Sauron: "Should've seen that coming" *dies*

Gil-Galad · 01-17-2005, 11:26 AM

*As the hobbit custodian does his rounds, he peeks through a door where the "One ring: The music video" is being filimed*

Sauron: Stop! corrupting time now!

*crazy orcish beepboxing*

Sauron: Can't kill me! na na na na na! ahh my ri-*dies*

elronds_daughter · 01-17-2005, 11:31 AM

Sauron: To be, or not to be? That is the question....

Boromir88 · 01-17-2005, 12:25 PM

Whilst Frodo is dwindling on the Mount Doom cleft by one hand, Frodo sees Sauron instead of Sam. Don't you dare let go little boy! Reaaaachhh!

Formendacil · 01-17-2005, 01:58 PM

Sauron: My Precious!!!!

The Elf-warrior · 01-17-2005, 03:42 PM

Mordor. Always reaching out a helping hand in times of need.

Elennar Starfire · 01-17-2005, 08:16 PM

Sauron: MY jelly donut! MINE!!!

Nimrodel_9 · 01-17-2005, 08:22 PM

Oh crud! I gots a marshmallow stuck on my finger!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-17-2005, 10:25 PM

Sauron: Smell my hand.

THE Ka · 01-17-2005, 10:58 PM

Sauron: Do you think this shade of black makes my nails look anymore 'mysterious'?? *Does the all-too-common slight twist of the wrist motion associated with nailpolish itself...

~I'm revolting right now. The real Ka will get back to you on a pike...~

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 01-18-2005, 02:32 AM

Sauron: I said he's being too kind but he insisted buying a 24 carat ring...not to mention nothing about the size of the gem!

01-14-2005, 12:34 PM	#3721
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,125	Here I go again... The look on Frodo's face when the Witch King explains to him the meaning of "To the Pain". __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-14-2005, 02:00 PM	#3722
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Frodo wears a look of surprise and fear because, after all, Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

01-14-2005, 02:42 PM	#3723
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Nobody expects it indeed... Frodo trying to talk with the orcs that captured him in Cirith Ungol Orc: i mean... i never wanted to be an orc, all that ravaging and stuff... i wanted to be a lumberjack! jumping from tree to tree! Orcs march in dressed as Mounties Frodo looks in utter surprise of how the Canadian Goverment has allowed Orcs to foul the name of the beutiful great white north __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-14-2005, 05:04 PM	#3724
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Time for change, me thinks. As a Mark of respect; Tolkien: Do Balrogs have wings? Well its funny you should say that because... oh wait I'll have to get back to you! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-14-2005, 06:18 PM	#3725
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,309	Note the uncanny resemblance between this picture of Bilbo Baggins (drawn from the journals of S. Gamgee), and the image of the late J.R.R. Tolkien. Perhaps the professor's joking about hobbit blood was not entirely unfounded... OR Tolkien: "I just had a funny thought. If Dwarf women are similar to Dwarf men, they must have beards." __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

01-14-2005, 07:44 PM	#3726
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,125	"Legolas? A blonde? Why, surely you jest, Mr. Jackson." __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-14-2005, 09:44 PM	#3728
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Tolkien: "You mean to say they spelled 'elfs' wrong?!" If you remember, from the Note on the Text part of the triology, one of the printing companies altered the spellings of 'elves' to 'elfs'. This did not make Mr. Tolkien or his son too happy... ~ka~ __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

01-14-2005, 09:50 PM	#3729
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Frodo pic Frodo engaged in a staring contest with the Eye. I'm beginning to think he might stand a chance.

01-14-2005, 09:57 PM	#3730
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	The Professor pic The Professor was being told that sometime in the 21st century, people would debate about Balrogs' wings. He laughed at the thought of making things more difficult for them. Heh.

01-15-2005, 03:43 AM	#3731
Fingolfin II Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Where you want me to be Posts: 1,036	Tolkien: Don't be silly! Gimli was a male! __________________ Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.

01-15-2005, 03:50 AM	#3732
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Tolkien: Who is Tom Bombadill? That’s such a silly question I'm not going to dignify it with a response. OR Tolkien: I could play Doctor Who! I have the scarf and everything! Would you like a Jelly baby? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-15-2005, 05:39 AM	#3733
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Professor Tolkien: The movies have made how much money? __________________ Scribbling scrabbling.

01-15-2005, 07:22 AM	#3734
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Tolkien: Arwen's fate...tied to the ring? :chuckle: :chuckle:.

01-15-2005, 09:29 AM	#3735
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	"A pig? At the Pelennor Fields?" chuckle __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

01-15-2005, 10:24 AM	#3736
Mad Baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A place where after thunder golden showers come falling like a rain of flowers. Posts: 371	The REAL reason they changed the script... Ha ha! Arwen at Helm's Deep? You really are a funny character, Mr. Jackson! Hahaha! If you were serious, I could have you sued for all you're worth! chuckle Mr. Jackson? Why do you look so frightened? __________________ I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential.

01-15-2005, 10:43 AM	#3737
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Tolkien: I only put Tom Bombadil in for a joke. Who would have thought they'd take him so seriously? __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. Last edited by Meela; 01-17-2005 at 07:38 AM.

01-15-2005, 11:45 AM	#3738
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	A little known fact... Professor Tolkien's smoke blowing skills were the foundantions of what Gandalf does in FotR. Although, the Professor was so good at 'blowing smoke' (), they had to tone it down a bit to make it believable. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

01-16-2005, 01:39 PM	#3739
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	After disposing of his ghostwriter's corpse, Mr. Tolkien laughs darkly at the scheme that will surely make him an international icon for years to come. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

01-16-2005, 07:09 PM	#3741
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,125	Balrog wings? Elf-ears? No, such trifles will pass with hardly a blink, I think. Not much opportunity for discussion there, is there? __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-16-2005, 09:07 PM	#3742
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	To Sauce: Professor Tolkien: What Orcish redemption? Skewer them with a spear and be through with it! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-17-2005, 12:04 AM	#3743
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	The Professor has had too much pipeweed.

01-17-2005, 12:23 AM	#3744
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Tolkien had been turning in his grave so often over the past few years that he decided there was no point in hanging around in a coffin. With a smile in his heart and the pelt of a warg wrapped around his neck, he wanders off in search of the people who keep him from resting in peace. In other news, hordes of mary-sue fanfic writers seem to have dissappeared off the face of the earth. Peter Jackson fears he may be next. Full coverage at 11. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

01-17-2005, 12:43 AM	#3746
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Sauron the Horrible: I have that much multi-coloured robes! Beat that, Saruman! or What's with the hand? I thought I was just an Eye! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-17-2005, 06:51 AM	#3747
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	Tolkein Pic: 'My books? Made into a film? Hahahahahahaha! Nono, wait....you're serious?'

01-17-2005, 07:56 AM	#3748
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,125	Sauron: Talk to the hand, fo' shizzle! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-17-2005, 08:34 AM	#3749
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Tolkien: (trying his best Gollum impression) Itsssss mine, my own, my precccciouuuusss. Sauron: The cover of Sauron's new CD, with hits like.... Eye see you The Void I see a red eye and I want to paint it black (remake of the Rolling Stones) One is the loneliest number (remake of whoever sang that song) It aint easy being a Dark Lord and many more....

01-17-2005, 11:23 AM	#3750
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Sauron: "NOOO! Isiadur has a sword! MUST USE POWERS!" Has fingers cut off Sauron: "Should've seen that coming" dies __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

01-17-2005, 11:26 AM	#3751
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	As the hobbit custodian does his rounds, he peeks through a door where the "One ring: The music video" is being filimed Sauron: Stop! corrupting time now! crazy orcish beepboxing Sauron: Can't kill me! na na na na na! ahh my ri-dies __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-17-2005, 11:31 AM	#3752
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Sauron: To be, or not to be? That is the question.... __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

01-17-2005, 12:25 PM	#3753
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Whilst Frodo is dwindling on the Mount Doom cleft by one hand, Frodo sees Sauron instead of Sam. Don't you dare let go little boy! Reaaaachhh!

01-17-2005, 01:58 PM	#3754
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,309	Sauron: My Precious!!!! __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

01-17-2005, 03:42 PM	#3755
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	The Sauron pic: Mordor. Always reaching out a helping hand in times of need. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

01-17-2005, 08:16 PM	#3756
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Sauron: MY jelly donut! MINE!!! __________________ Don't let me die!

01-17-2005, 08:22 PM	#3757
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Oh crud! I gots a marshmallow stuck on my finger! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

01-17-2005, 10:25 PM	#3758
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Is that smoke? Sauron: Smell my hand. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...