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Rikae · 02-27-2007, 03:39 PM

Unfortunately, as has been revealed before, those who fall into abysses and survive invariably develop an...exhibitionist streak...

Meneltarmacil · 02-27-2007, 04:14 PM

Fortunately, they starved before they could develop this disturbing tendency.

The 1,000 Reader · 02-27-2007, 06:03 PM

Unfortunately, the abyss started to spread.

Meneltarmacil · 02-27-2007, 08:39 PM

Fortunately, Bob the Troll sealed it with a great deal of cement.

Elmo · 02-28-2007, 06:35 AM

Unfortuantely, then the sun came out from behind a cloud turning poor Bob into a giant garden ornament

Rikae · 02-28-2007, 06:58 AM

Fortunately, he was standing in the Gaffer's garden at the time, and the Gaffer was quite pleased with the new piece of sculpture.

Meneltarmacil · 02-28-2007, 07:49 AM

Unfortunately, it fell over and squished him.

Precioussss · 02-28-2007, 08:41 AM

Fortunately, tha Gaffer didn't die

Boromir88 · 02-28-2007, 09:44 AM

Unfortunately had had an enormous headache for the rest of his life.

The 1,000 Reader · 02-28-2007, 11:53 AM

Fortunately, he did not have long to live.

The Might · 02-28-2007, 01:24 PM

Unfortunately, he noticed that even dead he still had a headache

High King Fingolfin · 02-28-2007, 01:29 PM

Fortunately, wherever Hobbits go when they die has a great deal of aspirin handy.

Elmo · 02-28-2007, 01:51 PM

Unfortunately, the reason for all that aspirin was that hobbits had to share their afterlife with Lobelia Sacksville-Baggins

The Might · 02-28-2007, 02:13 PM

Fortunately, she wasn't allowed to take her umbrella with her in afterlife

The 1,000 Reader · 02-28-2007, 07:21 PM

Unfortunately, that just made her more prone to whine, causing the said headaches.

High King Fingolfin · 02-28-2007, 08:30 PM

Fortunately, she reformed, making everyone happy in their afterlife.

Lord Melkor · 02-28-2007, 08:49 PM

Unfortunately this meant that the Hobbit afterlife economy, which was based on selling aspirin to dead Hobbits, could no longer support itself and all the Hobbit souls were cast into the Void after the Hobbit afterlife went bankrupt.

The 1,000 Reader · 02-28-2007, 09:25 PM

Fortunately, the void had to pay for the bankruptcy and had to sell property until it no longer existed anymore and everybody was back in Middle-Earth.

Meneltarmacil · 02-28-2007, 10:33 PM

Unfortunately, this included Morgoth.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-01-2007, 09:48 AM

Fortunately Morgoth was unable to cause much commotion
since it was found he suffered from Lazy Legs Syndrome
and had to take many doses of HeadOn: apply directly to the head
HeadOn: apply directly to the head,
to ease the resultant headaches.

Elmo · 03-01-2007, 10:29 AM

Unfortunately, the makers of said headache medicine went bust after the great Arda stock market crash caused by the knock on effect of the void declaring bankrupt, making Morgoth pretty peeved

Meneltarmacil · 03-01-2007, 11:02 AM

Fortunately, Morgoth's headache got so bad that his head exploded.

The Might · 03-01-2007, 11:26 AM

Unfortunately, 3 more heads popped out magically

Rikae · 03-01-2007, 04:36 PM

Fortunately, they were dog's heads: a poodle, a beagle, and a coonhound - with no more brains than dog's heads typically contain.

Lord Melkor · 03-01-2007, 04:45 PM

Unfortunately these dog's heads had an unholy craving for Elven flesh and Morgoth captured Fingolfin, Finrod and Turgon and the poodle one devoured Fingolfin, the beagle devoured Finrod and the coonhound devoured Turgon while Morgoth was stuck up to his waist in the Helcaraxe!

*cue picture of Dante's Inferno*

Meneltarmacil · 03-01-2007, 05:38 PM

Fortunately, Morgoth froze to death.

Rikae · 03-01-2007, 05:45 PM

Unfortunately Smaug thawed him out.

The 1,000 Reader · 03-01-2007, 09:01 PM

Fortunately, he was still dead.

Meneltarmacil · 03-01-2007, 09:16 PM

Unfortunately, Smaug was still alive and went after Frodo.

Boromir88 · 03-01-2007, 11:28 PM

Fortunately Smaug had a heart attack that hospitilized him

Elmo · 03-02-2007, 02:39 AM

Unfortunately, it turned out it was just heart burn

Mithalwen · 03-02-2007, 07:31 AM

Fortunately, having been turned in to a hospital, Smaug was rendered ineffective as an instrument of destruction (apart from the MRSA of course).

Meneltarmacil · 03-02-2007, 07:56 AM

Unfortunately, he recovered.

Elmo · 03-02-2007, 08:18 AM

Fortunately, because he was a NHS hospital, he was knocked down and turn into a super casino

Boromir88 · 03-02-2007, 10:52 AM

Unfortunately no one ever won at the Smaug casino, so everyone stopped going and it shut down.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-02-2007, 11:39 AM

Fortunately, he had already acumilated enough money to buy Gondor.

Meneltarmacil · 03-02-2007, 12:38 PM

Unfortunately, Smaug had bought Gondor so he could eat all of its citizens and steal their gold.

Rikae · 03-02-2007, 01:02 PM

Fortunately, he got distracted by a hot air balloon that happened to be floating by and ate the gold instead.

Elmo · 03-02-2007, 01:58 PM

Unfortunaely, the dragon threw up the gold on Minas Tirith, turning the city into a firey lake of molten gold

Meneltarmacil · 03-02-2007, 04:04 PM

Fortunately, the city had driven out of the way earlier.

02-27-2007, 04:14 PM	#4482
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,265	Fortunately, they starved before they could develop this disturbing tendency. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-27-2007, 06:03 PM	#4483
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, the abyss started to spread. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

02-27-2007, 08:39 PM	#4484
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,265	Fortunately, Bob the Troll sealed it with a great deal of cement. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-28-2007, 06:35 AM	#4485
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 641	Unfortuantely, then the sun came out from behind a cloud turning poor Bob into a giant garden ornament __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering.

02-28-2007, 07:49 AM	#4487
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,265	Unfortunately, it fell over and squished him. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-27-2007, 03:39 PM	#4481
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,499	Unfortunately, as has been revealed before, those who fall into abysses and survive invariably develop an...exhibitionist streak...

02-28-2007, 06:58 AM	#4486
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,499	Fortunately, he was standing in the Gaffer's garden at the time, and the Gaffer was quite pleased with the new piece of sculpture.

02-28-2007, 08:41 AM	#4488
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 112	Fortunately, tha Gaffer didn't die __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

02-28-2007, 09:44 AM	#4489
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,511	Unfortunately had had an enormous headache for the rest of his life. __________________ Fenris Penguin

02-28-2007, 11:53 AM	#4490
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, he did not have long to live. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

02-28-2007, 01:24 PM	#4491
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,237	Unfortunately, he noticed that even dead he still had a headache __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

02-28-2007, 01:29 PM	#4492
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Fortunately, wherever Hobbits go when they die has a great deal of aspirin handy. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

02-28-2007, 01:51 PM	#4493
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 641	Unfortunately, the reason for all that aspirin was that hobbits had to share their afterlife with Lobelia Sacksville-Baggins __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering.

02-28-2007, 02:13 PM	#4494
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,237	Fortunately, she wasn't allowed to take her umbrella with her in afterlife __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

02-28-2007, 07:21 PM	#4495
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, that just made her more prone to whine, causing the said headaches. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

02-28-2007, 08:30 PM	#4496
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Fortunately, she reformed, making everyone happy in their afterlife. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

02-28-2007, 08:49 PM	#4497
Lord Melkor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 78	Unfortunately this meant that the Hobbit afterlife economy, which was based on selling aspirin to dead Hobbits, could no longer support itself and all the Hobbit souls were cast into the Void after the Hobbit afterlife went bankrupt. __________________ 'I am the Elder king: Melkor, first and mightiest of all the Valar, who was before the world, and made it. The shadow of my purpose lies upon Arda, and all that is in it bends slowly and surely to my will.'

02-28-2007, 09:25 PM	#4498
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, the void had to pay for the bankruptcy and had to sell property until it no longer existed anymore and everybody was back in Middle-Earth. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

02-28-2007, 10:33 PM	#4499
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,265	Unfortunately, this included Morgoth. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-01-2007, 09:48 AM	#4500
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately Morgoth was unable to cause much commotion since it was found he suffered from Lazy Legs Syndrome and had to take many doses of HeadOn: apply directly to the head HeadOn: apply directly to the head, to ease the resultant headaches. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-01-2007, 10:29 AM	#4501
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 641	Unfortunately, the makers of said headache medicine went bust after the great Arda stock market crash caused by the knock on effect of the void declaring bankrupt, making Morgoth pretty peeved __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering.

03-01-2007, 11:02 AM	#4502
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,265	Fortunately, Morgoth's headache got so bad that his head exploded. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-01-2007, 11:26 AM	#4503
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,237	Unfortunately, 3 more heads popped out magically __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

03-01-2007, 04:36 PM	#4504
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,499	Fortunately, they were dog's heads: a poodle, a beagle, and a coonhound - with no more brains than dog's heads typically contain.

03-01-2007, 04:45 PM	#4505
Lord Melkor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 78	Unfortunately these dog's heads had an unholy craving for Elven flesh and Morgoth captured Fingolfin, Finrod and Turgon and the poodle one devoured Fingolfin, the beagle devoured Finrod and the coonhound devoured Turgon while Morgoth was stuck up to his waist in the Helcaraxe! cue picture of Dante's Inferno __________________ 'I am the Elder king: Melkor, first and mightiest of all the Valar, who was before the world, and made it. The shadow of my purpose lies upon Arda, and all that is in it bends slowly and surely to my will.'

03-01-2007, 05:38 PM	#4506
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,265	Fortunately, Morgoth froze to death. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-01-2007, 05:45 PM	#4507
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,499	Unfortunately Smaug thawed him out.

03-01-2007, 09:01 PM	#4508
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, he was still dead. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

03-01-2007, 09:16 PM	#4509
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,265	Unfortunately, Smaug was still alive and went after Frodo. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-01-2007, 11:28 PM	#4510
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,511	Fortunately Smaug had a heart attack that hospitilized him __________________ Fenris Penguin

03-02-2007, 02:39 AM	#4511
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 641	Unfortunately, it turned out it was just heart burn __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering.

03-02-2007, 07:31 AM	#4512
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,530	Fortunately, having been turned in to a hospital, Smaug was rendered ineffective as an instrument of destruction (apart from the MRSA of course). __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace Last edited by Mithalwen; 03-02-2007 at 03:12 PM. Reason: sp.

03-02-2007, 07:56 AM	#4513
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,265	Unfortunately, he recovered. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-02-2007, 08:18 AM	#4514
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 641	Fortunately, because he was a NHS hospital, he was knocked down and turn into a super casino __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering.

03-02-2007, 10:52 AM	#4515
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,511	Unfortunately no one ever won at the Smaug casino, so everyone stopped going and it shut down. __________________ Fenris Penguin