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Holbytlass · 01-24-2006, 08:56 AM

Gandalf: I'll get you my pretty, and your little ring, too!

Anguirel · 01-24-2006, 09:40 AM

Ian McKellen attends Ascot.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-24-2006, 09:50 AM

Gandalf catches Gimli, before he puts his beard on.

OR

Gandalf: What do you mean, I’ve got no microphone?

Roa_Aoife · 01-24-2006, 09:57 AM

Gandalf's beard has been switched with NEW Cottonelle Puff balls.

Gandalf: Hmmmm, my beard feels unusually soft today....

Kuruharan · 01-24-2006, 10:39 AM

Aragorn had always wanted to see what would happen if you hit Gandalf between the eyes with a mallet.

The Only Real Estel · 01-24-2006, 01:19 PM

Playing off of Kuru:

Aragorn had always wanted to see what would happen if you hit Gandalf between the legs with a mallet.

-or-

(The Lord of the Beans)

Gandalf explaining to Frodo about the Elven Rings: “...and the Third Ring, which I naturally claimed for myself, creates small kitchen appliances!”

Kath · 01-24-2006, 01:25 PM

Gandalf was not amused by the outcome of Merry and Pippin's latest practical joke.

Maeggaladiel · 01-24-2006, 02:01 PM

Gandalf isn't really "The White." The animators just wanted to save money on paint.

The Only Real Estel · 01-24-2006, 04:52 PM

Gandalf: "And what was Galadriel's gift to you, Frodo Baggins?"

Frodo: "She gave me a very realistic doll that, when inflated, could --what the? I'm just kidding, Gandalf! She gave me a phial."

Elu Ancalime · 01-24-2006, 08:16 PM

Gandalf: "I have been sent back......In Technicolor.

OR

".....I'm really Radagst.....I finally washed my robes....."

OR

Scooby-Doo Gang: "We caught Sauruman! But is it really him?"

Velma: "Of course!" He tried to scare all the Rohirrim away from the mithril factory in that Troll suit so he could use the factory's Palantir to talk to Sauron."

Gandalf: "No its me! Mithrandir!"

Velma: "Nice try. Gandalf is dead."

Gandalf: "I can explain! There was a Balrog, and, and, Moria! I'm White now!"

Velma: "Take him away boys."

Gandalf being carried to Dol Gulder: "You meddeling Hobbits!"

'Don't forget about our dog....Gollum-dooby-doooo!

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Hookbill the Goomba · 01-25-2006, 12:38 AM

The water bottle thief strikes again!

OR

Gandalf: Boromir is dead? Well, at least I won't have to do it. *Ticks it off 'to-do' list*

Lhunardawen · 01-25-2006, 01:05 AM

Gandalf saw a speaking burning bush.

(Come on...doesn't he remind you of Moses the tiniest bit?)

narfforc · 01-25-2006, 11:34 AM

Gandalf: Things could be worse, have seen what they have done to that spud planter Gamgee

Gurthang · 01-25-2006, 05:08 PM

Gandalf: "I look good! Hey, everybody, come see how good I look!"

OR

The top of Gandalf's hat flees at the sight of an angry smilie!

OR

This is Gandalf, picking his jaw up off of the floor. He's finally found his lost marbles.

Elu Ancalime · 01-25-2006, 05:37 PM

Gandalf: "Hey, I'm back! Thanks a bunch Eru!...........Wait.......He gave me six fingers! It seems like he's been a prankster forever.....

OR

After the grueling "Monsters of Moria" level, Gandalf was lucky enough to have a High Score to give him one more life. This time, however, was to race the clock and escape "Fanghorn Frenzy" before the Ents mistook him for Sauruman.
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Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-25-2006, 06:04 PM

After coming back to Middle-earth as the White:

Gandalf: Oh, man! I told Eru to send me to the beach!

Boromir88 · 01-25-2006, 07:07 PM

Gandalf: Look you fools! A new Picture!

Frodo: This isn't a special mirror that tells the future, it's a carved out tree filled with Pepto Bismol. I want my money back!

Galadriel: No refunds kiddo.

Meela · 01-25-2006, 07:13 PM

Galadriel introduces her guests to the concept of a bidet.

Glirdan · 01-25-2006, 07:18 PM

I can't see the pic.

Kitanna · 01-25-2006, 07:21 PM

Frodo and Sam had been warned about Galadriel's cooking. And looking at chicken soup they realized they had every right to be scared.

Roa_Aoife · 01-25-2006, 07:32 PM

I can't even see a red X....

Elu Ancalime · 01-25-2006, 07:32 PM

Frodo: "Water...blinded me........Can't.....see......new pic....."
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The Only Real Estel · 01-25-2006, 08:33 PM

Well since I can't see the new pic either I'll just post a few for the Gandalf one...

Gandalf: "So that's what an Entwife is! I say..."

-OR-

Someone finally explains to Gandalf the meaning behind the phrase "huge tracks of land."

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-26-2006, 12:38 AM

See if this works:

Galadriel: And who ever can drink all this ale, will be given a large sum of gold!

Sam: I'll try it.

Frodo: Wait; if we drink all that, we'll be so drunk that we won't remember that you promised us gold!

Galadriel: ... ... JUST DO IT!

OR

Galadriel: Now Frodo Baggins, will you look into the mirror? Hay! Listen to me!

Frodo: Not now! I'm on level 42! I've nearly got the high score!

Lhunardawen · 01-26-2006, 02:30 AM

A Halloween party is never complete without bobbing for apples.

HerenIstarion · 01-26-2006, 04:20 AM

Sam: But how can we wash our feet in this, if you follow my meaning?
Frodo: Yes, my lady, verily the basin is set too high up for us halflings to splash in with ease.
Galadriel: Just try, would you? I'll give a hand too! The mellyrn nearby your camp are already deserted as it is! Please?

Lalwendë · 01-26-2006, 04:28 AM

Galadriel: "You both know that I am not going to let you go until you own up, and I can stand here until you reach the end of your natural lives, so I think you ought to give in and own up. Who put the strawberry milk in my bird bath?"

mormegil · 01-26-2006, 09:06 AM

Galadriel: I bring you here, ring-bearer, to show you my mirror, and to you Samwise this may contain the elf magic that you speak of though I'm not exactly sure what you mean by it. Also, and most importantly, I've brought you here to ask which one of you has been using this as a latrine?

Anguirel · 01-26-2006, 09:11 AM

GALADRIEL: Post another pic from that atrocious cartoon and I'll chuck these Hobbits right in this here sulphuric acid container...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-26-2006, 09:20 AM

"Be honest with me, boys. Do you think this dress is a bit much?"

or

Lothlorien was pretty and all but it had a serious firefly problem.

or

"Check out this strawberry milkshake I've been brewin'"

Maeggaladiel · 01-26-2006, 01:17 PM

Galadriel: Now, now, boys. Can't you two just SHARE the mirror?

Frodo: No! I want my own!

OR

The Lady was looking a little blue, so the lads made her a raspberry yogurt parfait to cheer her up.

OR

Filling the sink with Silly Putty seemed like a good idea at the time. Galadriel, however, wasn't amused.

Esgallhugwen · 01-26-2006, 02:28 PM

This is what happens when Galadriel goes to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and tries a piece of that defected gum. Like so many others before her, she is now becoming blue like a blueberry.

Galadriel: "The blue Oompa Loompa tricked me into eating it!!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-26-2006, 03:05 PM

Frodo: I won't look in there again!

Sam: Why not?

Frodo: Gandalf... you know...

Sam: ...?

Frodo: Cloaked? ... of the 'un' variety.

Sam: ...?

Frodo: Good Lord!

OR

Galadriel: Guess what hand the penny is in! Go on!

narfforc · 01-26-2006, 06:07 PM

Frodo: Is this the only wash basin in Lothlorien?

Galadriel: What's wrong with it?

Sam: Well begging your pardon lady, but there's ice in it

Galadriel: Don't be so soft, I've just had a wash in it, and it hasn't affected me now has it?

The Only Real Estel · 01-26-2006, 09:00 PM

Galadriel: "Okay now boys, sing along: 'I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...'"

Frodo: "Not this song again..."

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-27-2006, 12:51 AM

Galadriel: Frodo, I am your father.

Frodo: Okay, you win the bet Sam, she's insane.

OR

Galadriel: Frodo, you are my Father.

Frodo: ...

Holbytlass · 01-27-2006, 09:32 AM

The three all grumping together: I don't get why PJ didn't use us in his film?! We're experienced!

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 01-27-2006, 12:12 PM

Frodo: "So that's the Holy Grail?"

Thinlómien · 01-27-2006, 01:56 PM

Since Galadriel got her new china last spring, she has been showing it to all of her guests.

Elu Ancalime · 01-27-2006, 03:45 PM

Hmmmm.........so one of those hobbits is shorter, a bit more chubby, and is wearing a red shirt under his cloak, and the other is taller, leaner, and is wearing a green shirt under his cloack........

They must be the Mario Twins! shiggity shiggity shaaawwww

If you have no idea what that is, check out the flash video "Mario Twins" on www.albinoblacksheep.com.
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01-24-2006, 08:56 AM	#9321
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,056	Gandalf: I'll get you my pretty, and your little ring, too! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

01-24-2006, 09:40 AM	#9322
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,781	Ian McKellen attends Ascot. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

01-24-2006, 09:50 AM	#9323
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Gandalf catches Gimli, before he puts his beard on. OR Gandalf: What do you mean, I’ve got no microphone? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-24-2006, 09:57 AM	#9324
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,709	Gandalf's beard has been switched with NEW Cottonelle Puff balls. Gandalf: Hmmmm, my beard feels unusually soft today.... __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

01-24-2006, 10:39 AM	#9325
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,639	Aragorn had always wanted to see what would happen if you hit Gandalf between the eyes with a mallet. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

01-24-2006, 01:19 PM	#9326
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	Playing off of Kuru: Aragorn had always wanted to see what would happen if you hit Gandalf between the legs with a mallet. -or- (The Lord of the Beans) Gandalf explaining to Frodo about the Elven Rings: “...and the Third Ring, which I naturally claimed for myself, creates small kitchen appliances!”

01-24-2006, 01:25 PM	#9327
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,585	Gandalf was not amused by the outcome of Merry and Pippin's latest practical joke. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

01-24-2006, 02:01 PM	#9328
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 508	Gandalf isn't really "The White." The animators just wanted to save money on paint. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

01-24-2006, 04:52 PM	#9329
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	Gandalf: "And what was Galadriel's gift to you, Frodo Baggins?" Frodo: "She gave me a very realistic doll that, when inflated, could --what the? I'm just kidding, Gandalf! She gave me a phial." Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 01-25-2006 at 02:39 PM.

01-24-2006, 08:16 PM	#9330
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 477	Gandalf: "I have been sent back......In Technicolor. OR ".....I'm really Radagst.....I finally washed my robes....." OR Scooby-Doo Gang: "We caught Sauruman! But is it really him?" Velma: "Of course!" He tried to scare all the Rohirrim away from the mithril factory in that Troll suit so he could use the factory's Palantir to talk to Sauron." Gandalf: "No its me! Mithrandir!" Velma: "Nice try. Gandalf is dead." Gandalf: "I can explain! There was a Balrog, and, and, Moria! I'm White now!" Velma: "Take him away boys." Gandalf being carried to Dol Gulder: "You meddeling Hobbits!" 'Don't forget about our dog....Gollum-dooby-doooo! ________ Weed Maps Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:47 PM.

01-25-2006, 12:38 AM	#9331
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	The water bottle thief strikes again! OR Gandalf: Boromir is dead? Well, at least I won't have to do it. Ticks it off 'to-do' list __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-25-2006, 01:05 AM	#9332
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,564	Gandalf saw a speaking burning bush. (Come on...doesn't he remind you of Moses the tiniest bit?)

01-25-2006, 11:34 AM	#9333
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Gandalf: Things could be worse, have seen what they have done to that spud planter Gamgee

01-25-2006, 05:08 PM	#9334
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,435	Gandalf: "I look good! Hey, everybody, come see how good I look!" OR The top of Gandalf's hat flees at the sight of an angry smilie! OR This is Gandalf, picking his jaw up off of the floor. He's finally found his lost marbles. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

01-25-2006, 05:37 PM	#9335
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 477	Gandalf: "Hey, I'm back! Thanks a bunch Eru!...........Wait.......He gave me six fingers! It seems like he's been a prankster forever..... OR After the grueling "Monsters of Moria" level, Gandalf was lucky enough to have a High Score to give him one more life. This time, however, was to race the clock and escape "Fanghorn Frenzy" before the Ents mistook him for Sauruman. ________ KAWASAKI EL250E Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:49 PM.

01-25-2006, 06:04 PM	#9336
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,338	'For your complaints to Eru, press 1.' After coming back to Middle-earth as the White: Gandalf: Oh, man! I told Eru to send me to the beach! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-25-2006, 07:07 PM	#9337
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,511	Gandalf: Look you fools! A new Picture! Frodo: This isn't a special mirror that tells the future, it's a carved out tree filled with Pepto Bismol. I want my money back! Galadriel: No refunds kiddo. __________________ Fenris Penguin

01-25-2006, 07:13 PM	#9338
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,070	Galadriel introduces her guests to the concept of a bidet. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

01-25-2006, 07:18 PM	#9339
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,321	I can't see the pic. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-25-2006, 07:21 PM	#9340
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,212	Frodo and Sam had been warned about Galadriel's cooking. And looking at chicken soup they realized they had every right to be scared. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

01-25-2006, 07:32 PM	#9341
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,709	I can't even see a red X.... __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

01-25-2006, 07:32 PM	#9342
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 477	Can't see it, but here's a guess Frodo: "Water...blinded me........Can't.....see......new pic....." ________ S90 Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:49 PM.

01-25-2006, 08:33 PM	#9343
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	Well since I can't see the new pic either I'll just post a few for the Gandalf one... Gandalf: "So that's what an Entwife is! I say..." -OR- Someone finally explains to Gandalf the meaning behind the phrase "huge tracks of land."

01-26-2006, 12:38 AM	#9344
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	See if this works: Galadriel: And who ever can drink all this ale, will be given a large sum of gold! Sam: I'll try it. Frodo: Wait; if we drink all that, we'll be so drunk that we won't remember that you promised us gold! Galadriel: ... ... JUST DO IT! OR Galadriel: Now Frodo Baggins, will you look into the mirror? Hay! Listen to me! Frodo: Not now! I'm on level 42! I've nearly got the high score! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-26-2006, 02:30 AM	#9345
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,564	A Halloween party is never complete without bobbing for apples.

01-26-2006, 04:20 AM	#9346
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,267	Sam: But how can we wash our feet in this, if you follow my meaning? Frodo: Yes, my lady, verily the basin is set too high up for us halflings to splash in with ease. Galadriel: Just try, would you? I'll give a hand too! The mellyrn nearby your camp are already deserted as it is! Please? __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

01-26-2006, 04:28 AM	#9347
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,750	Galadriel: "You both know that I am not going to let you go until you own up, and I can stand here until you reach the end of your natural lives, so I think you ought to give in and own up. Who put the strawberry milk in my bird bath?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-26-2006, 09:06 AM	#9348
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,657	Galadriel: I bring you here, ring-bearer, to show you my mirror, and to you Samwise this may contain the elf magic that you speak of though I'm not exactly sure what you mean by it. Also, and most importantly, I've brought you here to ask which one of you has been using this as a latrine? __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

01-26-2006, 09:11 AM	#9349
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,781	GALADRIEL: Post another pic from that atrocious cartoon and I'll chuck these Hobbits right in this here sulphuric acid container... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

01-26-2006, 09:20 AM	#9350
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,916	"Be honest with me, boys. Do you think this dress is a bit much?" or Lothlorien was pretty and all but it had a serious firefly problem. or "Check out this strawberry milkshake I've been brewin'" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

01-26-2006, 01:17 PM	#9351
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 508	Galadriel: Now, now, boys. Can't you two just SHARE the mirror? Frodo: No! I want my own! OR The Lady was looking a little blue, so the lads made her a raspberry yogurt parfait to cheer her up. OR Filling the sink with Silly Putty seemed like a good idea at the time. Galadriel, however, wasn't amused. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

01-26-2006, 02:28 PM	#9352
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 559	This is what happens when Galadriel goes to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and tries a piece of that defected gum. Like so many others before her, she is now becoming blue like a blueberry. Galadriel: "The blue Oompa Loompa tricked me into eating it!!" __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

01-26-2006, 03:05 PM	#9353
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Frodo: I won't look in there again! Sam: Why not? Frodo: Gandalf... you know... Sam: ...? Frodo: Cloaked? ... of the 'un' variety. Sam: ...? Frodo: Good Lord! OR Galadriel: Guess what hand the penny is in! Go on! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-26-2006, 06:07 PM	#9354
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Frodo: Is this the only wash basin in Lothlorien? Galadriel: What's wrong with it? Sam: Well begging your pardon lady, but there's ice in it Galadriel: Don't be so soft, I've just had a wash in it, and it hasn't affected me now has it?

01-26-2006, 09:00 PM	#9355
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	Eiffel 65... Galadriel: "Okay now boys, sing along: 'I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...'" Frodo: "Not this song again..."