Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 34 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Meneltarmacil · 09-03-2005, 06:30 AM

Unfortunately, a giant squid that was friends with Sauron found the Ring.

Celuien · 09-03-2005, 06:45 AM

Fortunately the squid wound up becoming deep-fried calamari on Thranduil's dinner table.

Glirdan · 09-03-2005, 07:13 AM

Unfourtunately, Thranduil ended up getting poison because the squid was deep fried properly.

Boromir88 · 09-03-2005, 07:35 AM

And fortunately...Thranduil died. (I never liked the guy anyway).

Morsul the Dark · 09-03-2005, 07:38 AM

Unfortunately the not-fried-properly squid went on to bring the ring to sauron....

Glirdan · 09-03-2005, 07:49 AM

Fourtunately, since the squid was half fried, Sauron decided to eat it.

Meneltarmacil · 09-03-2005, 09:12 AM

Unfortunately, Sauron found the Ring while he was preparing to eat the squid.

Glirdan · 09-03-2005, 09:29 AM

Fourtunately, the Mouthof Sauron's Dentist came in and Sauron wasn't able to wield the Ring and Gandalf came and took it instead.

Boromir88 · 09-03-2005, 09:29 AM

I see I cross-posted so I'll change...

Unfortunately, Barad-dur locks from the Outside and Gandalf couldn't escape.

Glirdan · 09-03-2005, 09:33 AM

Fourtunately, he used Radagast-the-Moth (as Boro previously stated, sent back by Eru) and he summoned the Eagles to his aid.

The Elf-warrior · 09-03-2005, 05:36 PM

Unfortunately Mordor has a state of the art air defence system.

Glirdan · 09-03-2005, 08:12 PM

Fourtunately, that state-of-the-art air deffence system was not working properly at the time.

Boromir88 · 09-03-2005, 09:03 PM

Unfortunately, the eagles got tired of hauling Gandalf around and just left him in Mordor.

Gil-Galad · 09-03-2005, 11:38 PM

fortunately gandalf was caught by johnny the stinky balrog

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-04-2005, 02:04 AM

Unfortunately, Gandalf was killed by the stink.

arcticstorm · 09-04-2005, 06:15 AM

fortunately days later Gandalf was reincarnated yet again, as Gandalf the bleached.

Azaelia of Willowbottom · 09-04-2005, 06:41 AM

Unfortunately, he now smelled strongly of chlorine/bleach.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-04-2005, 07:20 AM

Fortunately, the Orcs would not go near him now.

Celuien · 09-04-2005, 07:23 AM

Unfortunately, the orcs from Sauron's swimming pool service did go near him.

Glirdan · 09-04-2005, 07:38 AM

Fourtunately, all the orcs from Sauron's swimming pool service fell in the pool and drowned.

Azaelia of Willowbottom · 09-04-2005, 10:01 AM

Unfortunately, the drowned orcs were quite a mess, and would be such a pain to clean up.

Glirdan · 09-04-2005, 10:02 AM

Fourtunatel, Sauron couldn't use the pool seeing as he had no body and the orcs didn't care for swimming either.

Gil-Galad · 09-04-2005, 02:37 PM

Unfortunately Gandalf did want too swim....uncloaked

Glirdan · 09-04-2005, 03:45 PM

Fourtunately, Frodo did, not uncloaked of course. Why would he want to steal Gandlaf's thing and possibly put himself at risk of being turned into a frog.

WaynetheGoblin · 09-04-2005, 06:31 PM

Unfourtunately gandalf turned frodo in to a frog for no reason.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-04-2005, 09:41 PM

. . . a frog turned into Frodo for no reason.

Gil-Galad · 09-04-2005, 09:43 PM

Unfortunately radagast came by for a swim and turned the frog back into Frodo so we have two Frodos now

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-04-2005, 10:21 PM

. . . the other Frodo gave good footrubs, so they let him live.

Orominuialwen · 09-04-2005, 10:33 PM

Unfortunately, both Frodos chose that exact moment to spontaneously combust.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-04-2005, 10:40 PM

. . . some Quarterling proved that spontaneous Halfling combustion is impossible, so the two Frodos de-combusted.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-04-2005, 11:57 PM

Unfortunately, the brief combusting caused a forest fire!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-05-2005, 12:13 AM

. . . the nearest forest was a thousand leagues away, so the forest fire did not find a forest to burn.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-05-2005, 01:35 AM

Unfortunately, Treebeard was passing by!

Lhunardawen · 09-05-2005, 02:20 AM

Fortunately, it was only in Hookbill's imagination.

Kath · 09-05-2005, 09:08 AM

Unfortunately Hookbill's imagination was one of those that came to life!

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-05-2005, 09:30 AM

Fortunately, my imagination isn't very good and so Treebeard came out as just a Beard next to a tree.

Glirdan · 09-05-2005, 01:58 PM

Unfourtunately, your imagination got better and the beard that was beside the tree turned into Treebeard.

Orominuialwen · 09-05-2005, 02:06 PM

Fortunately, it was a forest fire, not an Ent fire, so Treebeard was safe.

The Perky Ent · 09-05-2005, 02:27 PM

Unfortunatly, Treebeard just had gotten back from the Licensing Buearo, and just got himself re-classified as a forest-tree

Kath · 09-05-2005, 03:02 PM

Fortunately the paperwork hadn't been properly signed so he was still just an Ent.

09-03-2005, 06:30 AM	#1321
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, a giant squid that was friends with Sauron found the Ring. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-03-2005, 06:45 AM	#1322
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Fortunately the squid wound up becoming deep-fried calamari on Thranduil's dinner table. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

09-03-2005, 07:13 AM	#1323
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, Thranduil ended up getting poison because the squid was deep fried properly. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-03-2005, 07:35 AM	#1324
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	And fortunately...Thranduil died. (I never liked the guy anyway). __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-03-2005, 07:38 AM	#1325
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Unfortunately the not-fried-properly squid went on to bring the ring to sauron.... __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

09-03-2005, 07:49 AM	#1326
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, since the squid was half fried, Sauron decided to eat it. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-03-2005, 09:12 AM	#1327
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Sauron found the Ring while he was preparing to eat the squid. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-03-2005, 09:29 AM	#1328
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, the Mouthof Sauron's Dentist came in and Sauron wasn't able to wield the Ring and Gandalf came and took it instead. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-03-2005, 09:29 AM	#1329
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	I see I cross-posted so I'll change... Unfortunately, Barad-dur locks from the Outside and Gandalf couldn't escape. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-03-2005, 09:33 AM	#1330
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, he used Radagast-the-Moth (as Boro previously stated, sent back by Eru) and he summoned the Eagles to his aid. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-03-2005, 05:36 PM	#1331
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Mordor has a state of the art air defence system. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-03-2005, 08:12 PM	#1332
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, that state-of-the-art air deffence system was not working properly at the time. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-03-2005, 09:03 PM	#1333
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Unfortunately, the eagles got tired of hauling Gandalf around and just left him in Mordor. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-03-2005, 11:38 PM	#1334
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	fortunately gandalf was caught by johnny the stinky balrog __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-04-2005, 02:04 AM	#1335
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Gandalf was killed by the stink. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-04-2005, 06:15 AM	#1336
arcticstorm Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN Posts: 464	fortunately days later Gandalf was reincarnated yet again, as Gandalf the bleached.

09-04-2005, 06:41 AM	#1337
Azaelia of Willowbottom Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: By the Sea Posts: 446	Unfortunately, he now smelled strongly of chlorine/bleach. __________________ "Wherever I have been, I am back."

09-04-2005, 07:20 AM	#1338
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the Orcs would not go near him now. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-04-2005, 07:23 AM	#1339
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Unfortunately, the orcs from Sauron's swimming pool service did go near him. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

09-04-2005, 07:38 AM	#1340
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, all the orcs from Sauron's swimming pool service fell in the pool and drowned. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-04-2005, 10:01 AM	#1341
Azaelia of Willowbottom Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: By the Sea Posts: 446	Unfortunately, the drowned orcs were quite a mess, and would be such a pain to clean up. __________________ "Wherever I have been, I am back."

09-04-2005, 10:02 AM	#1342
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunatel, Sauron couldn't use the pool seeing as he had no body and the orcs didn't care for swimming either. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-04-2005, 02:37 PM	#1343
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately Gandalf did want too swim....uncloaked __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-04-2005, 03:45 PM	#1344
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Frodo did, not uncloaked of course. Why would he want to steal Gandlaf's thing and possibly put himself at risk of being turned into a frog. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-04-2005, 06:31 PM	#1345
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 275	Unfourtunately gandalf turned frodo in to a frog for no reason. __________________ if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch

09-04-2005, 09:41 PM	#1346
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . a frog turned into Frodo for no reason. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-04-2005, 09:43 PM	#1347
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately radagast came by for a swim and turned the frog back into Frodo so we have two Frodos now __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-04-2005, 10:21 PM	#1348
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . the other Frodo gave good footrubs, so they let him live. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-04-2005, 10:33 PM	#1349
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 632	Unfortunately, both Frodos chose that exact moment to spontaneously combust. __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)

09-04-2005, 10:40 PM	#1350
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . some Quarterling proved that spontaneous Halfling combustion is impossible, so the two Frodos de-combusted. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-04-2005, 11:57 PM	#1351
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the brief combusting caused a forest fire! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-05-2005, 12:13 AM	#1352
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . the nearest forest was a thousand leagues away, so the forest fire did not find a forest to burn. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-05-2005, 01:35 AM	#1353
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Treebeard was passing by! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-05-2005, 02:20 AM	#1354
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Fortunately, it was only in Hookbill's imagination.

09-05-2005, 09:08 AM	#1355
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately Hookbill's imagination was one of those that came to life! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”