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The Perky Ent · 09-10-2005, 08:32 PM

Fortunatly, Arwen was throw off the island, so there was no problem

Glirdan · 09-10-2005, 08:33 PM

Unfourtunately, Legolas was to two days after and she started cheating on Aragorn with him.

The Elf-warrior · 09-10-2005, 08:50 PM

Fortunately Aragorn managed to kill Sauron while Sauron was torturing the Mouth of Sauron because the Mouth of Sauron's propaganda broadcasts were unspeakably boring.

Glirdan · 09-10-2005, 08:52 PM

Unfourtunately, this new feat of Arargorn's still didn't impress Arwen and she continued to cheat on him.

The Perky Ent · 09-10-2005, 09:07 PM

Fortunatly, Faramir tooks Boromir's place for the fellowship of the ring, and because of this, Aragorn could marry Eowyn

Glirdan · 09-10-2005, 09:10 PM

Unfourtunately, Eowyn was to busy tending to an 80 year old man and had no time to get married.

The Elf-warrior · 09-10-2005, 09:26 PM

Fortunately Eowyn found a nurse for Theoden and was given permission to marry Aragorn.

Glirdan · 09-10-2005, 09:27 PM

Unfourtunately, she fell for Boromir instead, only because he's the Disco King.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-11-2005, 02:11 AM

Fortunately, Aragorn secretly broke Boromir's legs and won the disco championship.

Glirdan · 09-11-2005, 06:41 AM

Unfourtunately, he got found out and he lost the championship to.... GANDALF!!! (He uncloaked himself)

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-11-2005, 07:39 AM

Fortunately, Gandalf was then disqualified and in the confusion, Aragorn made off with the trophy.

Glirdan · 09-11-2005, 07:45 AM

Unfourtunately, Faramir took the place of Gandalf and Boromir and took the trophy instead.

The Perky Ent · 09-11-2005, 08:14 AM

Fortunatly, by this point, Eowyn had already eloped with Gimli

Glirdan · 09-11-2005, 08:15 AM

Unfourtunately, it wasn't legal because there was no minister there to make it legal.

The Perky Ent · 09-11-2005, 08:29 AM

Fortunatly, according to Dwarvish law, if there are more than two kegs of ale at the wedding, it's official, so they were in fact married

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-11-2005, 08:49 AM

Unfourtunately, Gimli got drunk and ran into the mysterious forest of doom, never to return.

Glirdan · 09-11-2005, 08:53 AM

Fourtunately, Legolas just happened to wander into that forest and he found Gimli and they were seen again.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-11-2005, 09:00 AM

Unfourtunately, he found Gimli dead.

Glirdan · 09-11-2005, 09:01 AM

Fourtunately, Aulë came along and brought him back from the dead.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-11-2005, 07:23 PM

. . . undead Gimli needed a hair and beard transplant.

Glirdan · 09-11-2005, 08:01 PM

Fourtunately, undead Gimli liked his new look and decided to keep it.

The Perky Ent · 09-11-2005, 08:18 PM

Unfortunatly, everyone else said he was ugly on the inside as well as the outside. Gimli Wept

Glirdan · 09-11-2005, 08:19 PM

Fourtunately, his weeping brought Galadriel to him and she gave him a makeover.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-11-2005, 11:49 PM

Unfortunately, his weeping also brought Orcs!

Celuien · 09-12-2005, 08:24 AM

Fortunately, the Orcs weren't there to fight. They just wanted a Galadriel salon makeover too.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-12-2005, 09:06 AM

Unfortunately, she refused and they decided to fight to the death!

Glirdan · 09-12-2005, 01:50 PM

Fourtunately, Galadriel is Stonger than any of us think.

The Perky Ent · 09-12-2005, 03:28 PM

Unfortunatly, I don't think. Therefore, she was not...um....Turgon?

Glirdan · 09-12-2005, 03:29 PM

Fourtunately, today, you decided to use your thinker and you thought about it and agreed that Galdriel is stonger than the Orcs.

Gil-Galad · 09-12-2005, 04:12 PM

Unfortunately today is not that day

Glirdan · 09-12-2005, 04:35 PM

Fourtunately, we went into a time warp and ended up in the day where it was that day.

The Perky Ent · 09-12-2005, 04:55 PM

Unfortunatly, I was also thinking about having fun, so I put on my Balrog Mask, and rampaged through Lothlorien, burning as I go

Glirdan · 09-12-2005, 05:00 PM

Fourtunately, Galadriel stopped the burning before it could get very far and out of control.

The Elf-warrior · 09-12-2005, 05:14 PM

Unfortunately the Balrog turned towards Minas Tirith. His goal was to kill Denethor or die trying.

Celuien · 09-12-2005, 05:16 PM

Fortunately, the Balrog slipped on a banana peel, landed in a pool of water, and had his flames extinguished.

Glirdan · 09-12-2005, 05:18 PM

Unfourtunately, the balrog was Johnny the Stinky Balrog and even though his fire was quenched, his stink wasn't and he knocked everyone out with his putrid smell.

The Elf-warrior · 09-12-2005, 05:23 PM

Fortunately a contingent of archers killed Johnny the Stinky Balrog. For good.

Celuien · 09-12-2005, 05:27 PM

Unfortunately, while everyone was battling the Stinky Balrog, Sauron found the Ring.

Glirdan · 09-12-2005, 05:29 PM

Fourtunately, Sauron was actually Frodo in disguise!!!

The Perky Ent · 09-12-2005, 05:51 PM

Unfortunatly, Sam, in confusion, killed them both! (except for Sauron, who someone escaped...Maybe he had waynethegoblin protecting him)

09-10-2005, 08:32 PM	#1521
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,314	Fortunatly, Arwen was throw off the island, so there was no problem __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-10-2005, 08:33 PM	#1522
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,321	Unfourtunately, Legolas was to two days after and she started cheating on Aragorn with him. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-10-2005, 08:50 PM	#1523
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately Aragorn managed to kill Sauron while Sauron was torturing the Mouth of Sauron because the Mouth of Sauron's propaganda broadcasts were unspeakably boring. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-10-2005, 08:52 PM	#1524
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,321	Unfourtunately, this new feat of Arargorn's still didn't impress Arwen and she continued to cheat on him. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-10-2005, 09:07 PM	#1525
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,314	Fortunatly, Faramir tooks Boromir's place for the fellowship of the ring, and because of this, Aragorn could marry Eowyn __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-10-2005, 09:10 PM	#1526
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,321	Unfourtunately, Eowyn was to busy tending to an 80 year old man and had no time to get married. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-10-2005, 09:26 PM	#1527
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately Eowyn found a nurse for Theoden and was given permission to marry Aragorn. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-10-2005, 09:27 PM	#1528
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,321	Unfourtunately, she fell for Boromir instead, only because he's the Disco King. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-11-2005, 02:11 AM	#1529
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Fortunately, Aragorn secretly broke Boromir's legs and won the disco championship. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-11-2005, 06:41 AM	#1530
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,321	Unfourtunately, he got found out and he lost the championship to.... GANDALF!!! (He uncloaked himself) __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-11-2005, 07:39 AM	#1531
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Fortunately, Gandalf was then disqualified and in the confusion, Aragorn made off with the trophy. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-11-2005, 07:45 AM	#1532
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,321	Unfourtunately, Faramir took the place of Gandalf and Boromir and took the trophy instead. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-11-2005, 08:14 AM	#1533
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,314	Fortunatly, by this point, Eowyn had already eloped with Gimli __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-11-2005, 08:15 AM	#1534
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,321	Unfourtunately, it wasn't legal because there was no minister there to make it legal. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-11-2005, 08:29 AM	#1535
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,314	Fortunatly, according to Dwarvish law, if there are more than two kegs of ale at the wedding, it's official, so they were in fact married __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-11-2005, 08:49 AM	#1536
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Unfourtunately, Gimli got drunk and ran into the mysterious forest of doom, never to return. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-11-2005, 08:53 AM	#1537
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,321	Fourtunately, Legolas just happened to wander into that forest and he found Gimli and they were seen again. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-11-2005, 09:00 AM	#1538
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Unfourtunately, he found Gimli dead. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-11-2005, 09:01 AM	#1539
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,321	Fourtunately, Aulë came along and brought him back from the dead. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-11-2005, 07:23 PM	#1540
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,338	Unfortunately . . . . . . undead Gimli needed a hair and beard transplant. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-11-2005, 08:01 PM	#1541
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,321	Fourtunately, undead Gimli liked his new look and decided to keep it. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-11-2005, 08:18 PM	#1542
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,314	Unfortunatly, everyone else said he was ugly on the inside as well as the outside. Gimli Wept __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-11-2005, 08:19 PM	#1543
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,321	Fourtunately, his weeping brought Galadriel to him and she gave him a makeover. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-11-2005, 11:49 PM	#1544
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Unfortunately, his weeping also brought Orcs! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-12-2005, 08:24 AM	#1545
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,771	Fortunately, the Orcs weren't there to fight. They just wanted a Galadriel salon makeover too. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

09-12-2005, 09:06 AM	#1546
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Unfortunately, she refused and they decided to fight to the death! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-12-2005, 01:50 PM	#1547
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,321	Fourtunately, Galadriel is Stonger than any of us think. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-12-2005, 03:28 PM	#1548
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,314	Unfortunatly, I don't think. Therefore, she was not...um....Turgon? __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-12-2005, 03:29 PM	#1549
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,321	Fourtunately, today, you decided to use your thinker and you thought about it and agreed that Galdriel is stonger than the Orcs. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-12-2005, 04:12 PM	#1550
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	Unfortunately today is not that day __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-12-2005, 04:35 PM	#1551
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,321	Fourtunately, we went into a time warp and ended up in the day where it was that day. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-12-2005, 04:55 PM	#1552
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,314	Unfortunatly, I was also thinking about having fun, so I put on my Balrog Mask, and rampaged through Lothlorien, burning as I go __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-12-2005, 05:00 PM	#1553
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,321	Fourtunately, Galadriel stopped the burning before it could get very far and out of control. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-12-2005, 05:14 PM	#1554
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the Balrog turned towards Minas Tirith. His goal was to kill Denethor or die trying. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-12-2005, 05:16 PM	#1555
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,771	Fortunately, the Balrog slipped on a banana peel, landed in a pool of water, and had his flames extinguished. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.