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Bêthberry · 09-15-2005, 03:59 AM

The guys get a bit carried away with goosing each other.

Boromir88 · 09-15-2005, 04:33 AM

Boromir and Legolas: What are we going to do with all these orcs?
Aragorn: I don't know, but...TAG, you're it! Ha.
Merry: OOOOHHH, Go, Go, Faster.

The Only Real Estel · 09-15-2005, 06:28 AM

At the Orcish Conservitory of Breakdance...

Lurtz (offscreen): "Merry, wipe that stupid expression off your face and stop flailing your arms-ugggh! Breakdancing is an art, not a way for you to express your crazy side, ugggh!"

Morsul the Dark · 09-15-2005, 08:59 AM

Merry:I can't believe you took my soap!
Aragorn:Here you go again
Merry:Where'd you put it?! You don't even use it!
Aragorn:Then why would I take it try pretty boy over there!

Middle-Earth: the Real World, tensions are beginning to rise

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-15-2005, 09:36 AM

Merry sees the giant slug on Aragorn's back!

OR

Merry: Its... Its... Its... Tom Bombadill! I thought you weren’t in this film!

Or yet!

Aragorn finds the glass elevator.

Or, yet further,

Aragorn Falls over a sleeping Gimli.

Mithalwen · 09-15-2005, 11:47 AM

Merry (Singing): Brave Sir Strider ran away
Strider: No!
Merry (Singing): Bravely ran away away
Strider: I didn't!
Merry (Singing): When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Strider: No!
Merry (Singing): Yes Brave Sir Strider turned about
Strider: I didn't!
Merry (Singing): And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
Strider: I never did!
Merry (Singing):He beat a very brave retreat
Strider: Oh, lie!
Merry (Singing): Bravest of the brave Sir Strider

Glirdan · 09-15-2005, 02:16 PM

Merry: So that's what a werewolf looks like before he turns into a wolf.

The Only Real Estel · 09-15-2005, 02:48 PM

Having dealt with more than his share of the orcs, Aragorn turned his attention to the paparrazi. (sp?)

Gil-Galad · 09-15-2005, 04:11 PM

Sapceballs LOTR style

Aragorn= Dark Helmet

Pippin= Lone Star

Aragorn: he did it

Pippin: what! liar!

{may the swartz be with you}

Oddwen · 09-15-2005, 08:07 PM

Boromir: Look, Denethor is catching up! (Look, it is Denethor!)

Or...

Merry knew it was a stupid idea to tie his belt to Aragorn's. Especially when the Ranger wanted to go faster than the Hobbit could physically hope to.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-15-2005, 09:15 PM

Pippin: A'm gomma vomik.

Merry: Not here! Face that way!

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-16-2005, 12:03 AM

Aragorn: Uuugggghhh!

Merry: Sounds like you've got indigestion!

Aragorn: Yeah! Uuuggghhh!

Merry: Then you need, ind-a-way! It’s new from Merry-inc! Just rub it on your fore head and feel that indigestion melt away!

Aragorn: Now I can fight Orcs all day! Thanks Ind-a-way! :cheesy grin:

Lalwendë · 09-16-2005, 02:40 AM

One for Brits

Scenes of panic on Tuesday as news reaches the Fellowship that the Amon Hen Esso has just had a delivery of Unleaded.

The Only Real Estel · 09-16-2005, 08:43 AM

By the time Merry had noticed the line of Elven ladies going through the woods Aragorn was already sprinting off!

Gurthang · 09-16-2005, 10:00 AM

Aragorn stares in amazement. He has finally found the Ultra-rare Merry Pepper Mill! (If you don't look too hard, Merry is in front of Aragron and is tiny.)

OR

Boromir(thinking): "No one's watching. Now I can kill Legolas, and then I will be the prettiest!"

OR

Merry stops dead in his tracks. Aragorn just got knocked out by a rogue bowling ball(which is rolling down his back).

The Only Real Estel · 09-16-2005, 11:37 AM

Werewolf Merry gloats over another innocent villager hung while the remaining villagers go their seperate ways in panic...

Merry: "Oooh, that was a nice loud snap! You could hear that loud & clear all the way over hear! *Snap*, *crackle*, *pop*, cha-ching!"

Glirdan · 09-16-2005, 02:11 PM

Aragorn got Legolas and Boromir to cover his back while he makes off with the Hobbit statues.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-16-2005, 10:27 PM

Merry: C'mon! Run! What are you standing around there for?

Aragorn: I lost my marbles!

The Perky Ent · 09-16-2005, 11:02 PM

PJ: Ok, and the next shot we're filming tomrrow...

Man in the back: Yes! Hama lives again!

Rohirrim in front: Wow! I can't believe i'm actually looking at the legendary Lego- Oh my God! YOU POKED MY EYE OUT WITH YOUR ARROW!!!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-16-2005, 11:48 PM

Obviously, Legolas is the rose among the thorns!

Gurthang · 09-17-2005, 12:05 AM

Announcer: "Well, it looks like a lovely day for a horse-race, folks. Our two big rivals are lining up at the start. Legolas son of Thrandruil and Brone son of Grone. Brone is the hometown favourite, hailing from nearby Whitmine. Legolas has traveled all the way from the northern reaches of Mirkwood to participate in this race. Oh, and betting ends in five minutes; race in ten."

OR

Legolas: "Man this stinks!"
Other Guy: "Sorry, I do need a shower."

OR

Legolas: "I'm telling you, I'm a huge girl-magnet!"
Other Guy: "No. I think they'll go for the rugged, out-doorsy look."
Legolas: "Oh... so you've met Aragorn, I see."

OR

The entire army is dumbfounded and stupified by the new weapon of the enemy: Modern Art.
Other Guy: "Hmmm... I don't get it?"
Legolas: "Looks like a few squashed spiders on a piece of canvas to me."
Another Guy: "No! Clearly it is a depiction of our struggle in this world. How we cannot find our place among such chaos and insanity. It really brings to mind how one must look within to discover oneself. Look how the ink runs in this place. Certainly that shows that some of us know the truth, and therefore have a definite direction for our lives."
Legolas and Other Guy:

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-17-2005, 12:16 AM

Legolas: Is it just me, or is an angry mob behind us?

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-17-2005, 12:46 AM

Legolas: I cannot believe this! I'm all for going to the Black gate to over throw Sauron, but how can we be respectable when half of the people are in Rohan rags and the other half in Gondor garb? No one matches! It's just not fashionable!

Guy on left: Now I see why Thranduil let him go on this dangerous, he-is-certain-to-be-killed, mission.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-17-2005, 01:11 AM

A Legolas Look-alike Contest.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 09-17-2005, 04:54 AM

The Free Men of West had had enough with Gandalf.

or

The tribe had spoken...

Bêthberry · 09-17-2005, 05:17 AM

Legolas contemplates how different this Rohirrim form of riding is from riding sidesaddle.

Son of Númenor · 09-17-2005, 05:34 AM

Legolas: Ugh, it's like traveling with 1,000 medieval Andy Weils.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 09-17-2005, 05:38 AM

Legolas grew impatient: didn't Sauron know that he burned easily in the Sun?

Anguirel · 09-17-2005, 05:39 AM

BROWN HORSE: Arod! What are you doing with that on your back?

AROD: Humiliating, isn't it. The things I've been through since Broethnorg bought it...

Boromir88 · 09-17-2005, 06:13 AM

Gimli enjoys smelling Legolas' hair.

or...

(Army Assembles together).

PJ: Ok, this is what I want. I want you guys to all go jump off a cliff. It will show your fear when seeing the Orc army and you will be driven into a maddening rage.

Legolas: I object

Rohan Man: Give us an extra 50 bucks.

PJ: Deal.

Legolas: Hey guys. I thought we were going to stay together.

Rohan Man: Listen prancy guy. We're not some mult-million dollar hot shot like you. We'll jump off a cliff for 50 bucks.

Gurthang · 09-17-2005, 06:50 AM

Legolas can only hope that his army of cardboard cut-outs looks intimidating.

OR

Somebody just pointed out Legolas' receding hairline. Somebody's gonna get it.

OR

Legolas doesn't particularly like Gimli sleeping on him.

Glirdan · 09-17-2005, 07:48 AM

Guy on left: Ok. This is how it's going to work. Aragorn's going to take the right hill along with Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas and some of the Gondorians. Eomer will be taking the right along with Imrahil with the rest of the soliders. Does everyone got that???

Legolas: We're going to go attack Sauron to be a deiversion for Frodo who is now in Mordor and I'm going to be fighting with Aragorn and Gimli and Gandalf!!!

Guy on right:

Guy on left:

Boromir88 · 09-17-2005, 08:35 AM

Aragorn: (to Legolas) We shall attack at once.

Legolas: Of course my liege.

(And army magically appears)
Aragorn: (To Castle Auggg) Sauron persons, today the blood of many a brave knight shall be avenged! In the name of Eru, we shall not stop our fight till every one of you lies dead, and the Holy Grail returns to those who Eru Himself has chosen! (to Army) Charge!

Mouth of Sauron's Wife: That's him right there. That's the guy!

(Police arrest Aragorn).

Police: Ok, that's enough sonny, take off.

Rohan Man: Let's go home guys.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-17-2005, 11:31 AM

Legolas: I hate this job.

Bert: Yeah, its terrible hours. All this dashing about and fighting.

Legolas: You can't move out of line, can't eat when you are hungry and this guy on my back is doing my brain in!

[Legolas was the name of the horse

]

Lalwendë · 09-17-2005, 12:06 PM

A large queue builds up behind Legolas while he searches his 142 different pockets for some spare change at the tollbooth.

Kitanna · 09-17-2005, 12:44 PM

Legolas: I am far too pretty for this...
Rider: I am sure my sword would look pretty stuck in your face...

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-17-2005, 01:13 PM

Gimli: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, ... 12 arrows. You are going to kill 10,000 Orcs with 12 arrows?

Legolas: Well, I did kill 41 at Helms Deep, and then I only had three arrows.

Gimli: ... how... what... erm...

Mithalwen · 09-17-2005, 01:34 PM

Legolas and the riders wonder why the foot soldiers are taller then them....

Boromir88 · 09-17-2005, 04:21 PM

Legolas: What's that launched in the air heading right at us?

Rohan Man: You have the elf-eyes sir, but it looks like a large wooden jackrabbit.

Legolas: Are you sure it's not a badger?

The Only Real Estel · 09-17-2005, 04:57 PM

Legolas tries but fails to quell the obviousness rising inside of him...

Legolas: "We stink of horse...."

09-15-2005, 03:59 AM	#7321
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,983	The guys get a bit carried away with goosing each other. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

09-15-2005, 04:33 AM	#7322
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Boromir and Legolas: What are we going to do with all these orcs? Aragorn: I don't know, but...TAG, you're it! Ha. Merry: OOOOHHH, Go, Go, Faster. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-15-2005, 08:59 AM	#7324
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Merry:I can't believe you took my soap! Aragorn:Here you go again Merry:Where'd you put it?! You don't even use it! Aragorn:Then why would I take it try pretty boy over there! Middle-Earth: the Real World, tensions are beginning to rise __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

09-15-2005, 09:36 AM	#7325
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Leaf, leaf, on the tree, is anyone going to kill me? Yes? Oh dear. Merry sees the giant slug on Aragorn's back! OR Merry: Its... Its... Its... Tom Bombadill! I thought you weren’t in this film! Or yet! Aragorn finds the glass elevator. Or, yet further, Aragorn Falls over a sleeping Gimli. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-15-2005, 11:47 AM	#7326
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	Brave Sir Aragorn ran away he did Merry (Singing): Brave Sir Strider ran away Strider: No! Merry (Singing): Bravely ran away away Strider: I didn't! Merry (Singing): When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled Strider: No! Merry (Singing): Yes Brave Sir Strider turned about Strider: I didn't! Merry (Singing): And gallantly he chickened out Bravely taking to his feet Strider: I never did! Merry (Singing):He beat a very brave retreat Strider: Oh, lie! Merry (Singing): Bravest of the brave Sir Strider __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace Last edited by Mithalwen; 09-15-2005 at 11:52 AM.

09-15-2005, 06:28 AM	#7323
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	At the Orcish Conservitory of Breakdance... Lurtz (offscreen): "Merry, wipe that stupid expression off your face and stop flailing your arms-ugggh! Breakdancing is an art, not a way for you to express your crazy side, ugggh!"

09-15-2005, 02:16 PM	#7327
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Merry: So that's what a werewolf looks like before he turns into a wolf. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-15-2005, 02:48 PM	#7328
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Having dealt with more than his share of the orcs, Aragorn turned his attention to the paparrazi. (sp?)

09-15-2005, 04:11 PM	#7329
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Sapceballs LOTR style Aragorn= Dark Helmet Pippin= Lone Star Aragorn: he did it Pippin: what! liar! {may the swartz be with you} __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-15-2005, 08:07 PM	#7330
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,126	Boromir: Look, Denethor is catching up! (Look, it is Denethor!) Or... Merry knew it was a stupid idea to tie his belt to Aragorn's. Especially when the Ranger wanted to go faster than the Hobbit could physically hope to. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

09-15-2005, 09:15 PM	#7331
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Pippin the Dragon . . . well, not really. Pippin: A'm gomma vomik. Merry: Not here! Face that way! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-16-2005, 12:03 AM	#7332
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn: Uuugggghhh! Merry: Sounds like you've got indigestion! Aragorn: Yeah! Uuuggghhh! Merry: Then you need, ind-a-way! It’s new from Merry-inc! Just rub it on your fore head and feel that indigestion melt away! Aragorn: Now I can fight Orcs all day! Thanks Ind-a-way! :cheesy grin: __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-16-2005, 02:40 AM	#7333
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	One for Brits Scenes of panic on Tuesday as news reaches the Fellowship that the Amon Hen Esso has just had a delivery of Unleaded. __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-16-2005, 08:43 AM	#7334
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	By the time Merry had noticed the line of Elven ladies going through the woods Aragorn was already sprinting off!

09-16-2005, 10:00 AM	#7335
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Aragorn stares in amazement. He has finally found the Ultra-rare Merry Pepper Mill! (If you don't look too hard, Merry is in front of Aragron and is tiny.) OR Boromir(thinking): "No one's watching. Now I can kill Legolas, and then I will be the prettiest!" OR Merry stops dead in his tracks. Aragorn just got knocked out by a rogue bowling ball(which is rolling down his back). __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

09-16-2005, 11:37 AM	#7336
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Werewolf Merry gloats over another innocent villager hung while the remaining villagers go their seperate ways in panic... Merry: "Oooh, that was a nice loud snap! You could hear that loud & clear all the way over hear! Snap, crackle, pop, cha-ching!" Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 09-16-2005 at 04:31 PM.

09-16-2005, 02:11 PM	#7337
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Aragorn got Legolas and Boromir to cover his back while he makes off with the Hobbit statues. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-16-2005, 10:27 PM	#7338
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Eighty is a bit old for a mortal, right? Merry: C'mon! Run! What are you standing around there for? Aragorn: I lost my marbles! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-16-2005, 11:02 PM	#7339
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	I don't know if I can do this, but... PJ: Ok, and the next shot we're filming tomrrow... Man in the back: Yes! Hama lives again! Rohirrim in front: Wow! I can't believe i'm actually looking at the legendary Lego- Oh my God! YOU POKED MY EYE OUT WITH YOUR ARROW!!! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-16-2005, 11:48 PM	#7340
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Something obvious about Capt. Obvious. Obviously, Legolas is the rose among the thorns! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-17-2005, 12:05 AM	#7341
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Announcer: "Well, it looks like a lovely day for a horse-race, folks. Our two big rivals are lining up at the start. Legolas son of Thrandruil and Brone son of Grone. Brone is the hometown favourite, hailing from nearby Whitmine. Legolas has traveled all the way from the northern reaches of Mirkwood to participate in this race. Oh, and betting ends in five minutes; race in ten." OR Legolas: "Man this stinks!" Other Guy: "Sorry, I do need a shower." OR Legolas: "I'm telling you, I'm a huge girl-magnet!" Other Guy: "No. I think they'll go for the rugged, out-doorsy look." Legolas: "Oh... so you've met Aragorn, I see." OR The entire army is dumbfounded and stupified by the new weapon of the enemy: Modern Art. Other Guy: "Hmmm... I don't get it?" Legolas: "Looks like a few squashed spiders on a piece of canvas to me." Another Guy: "No! Clearly it is a depiction of our struggle in this world. How we cannot find our place among such chaos and insanity. It really brings to mind how one must look within to discover oneself. Look how the ink runs in this place. Certainly that shows that some of us know the truth, and therefore have a definite direction for our lives." Legolas and Other Guy: __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

09-17-2005, 12:16 AM	#7342
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Lynch! Lynch! Lynch! Legolas: Is it just me, or is an angry mob behind us? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-17-2005, 12:46 AM	#7343
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Legolas: I cannot believe this! I'm all for going to the Black gate to over throw Sauron, but how can we be respectable when half of the people are in Rohan rags and the other half in Gondor garb? No one matches! It's just not fashionable! Guy on left: Now I see why Thranduil let him go on this dangerous, he-is-certain-to-be-killed, mission. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-17-2005, 01:11 AM	#7344
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Bleah. A Legolas Look-alike Contest. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-17-2005, 04:54 AM	#7345
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	The Free Men of West had had enough with Gandalf. or The tribe had spoken... __________________ Fenris Wolf

09-17-2005, 05:17 AM	#7346
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,983	Legolas contemplates how different this Rohirrim form of riding is from riding sidesaddle. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

09-17-2005, 05:34 AM	#7347
Son of Númenor A Shade of Westernesse Join Date: May 2004 Location: The last wave over Atalantë Posts: 515	Legolas: Ugh, it's like traveling with 1,000 medieval Andy Weils. __________________ "This miserable drizzling afternoon I have been reading up old military lecture-notes again:- and getting bored with them after an hour and a half. I have done some touches to my nonsense fairy language - to its improvement."

09-17-2005, 05:38 AM	#7348
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Legolas grew impatient: didn't Sauron know that he burned easily in the Sun? __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

09-17-2005, 05:39 AM	#7349
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	BROWN HORSE: Arod! What are you doing with that on your back? AROD: Humiliating, isn't it. The things I've been through since Broethnorg bought it... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

09-17-2005, 06:13 AM	#7350
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Gimli enjoys smelling Legolas' hair. or... (Army Assembles together). PJ: Ok, this is what I want. I want you guys to all go jump off a cliff. It will show your fear when seeing the Orc army and you will be driven into a maddening rage. Legolas: I object Rohan Man: Give us an extra 50 bucks. PJ: Deal. Legolas: Hey guys. I thought we were going to stay together. Rohan Man: Listen prancy guy. We're not some mult-million dollar hot shot like you. We'll jump off a cliff for 50 bucks. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-17-2005, 06:50 AM	#7351
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Legolas can only hope that his army of cardboard cut-outs looks intimidating. OR Somebody just pointed out Legolas' receding hairline. Somebody's gonna get it. OR Legolas doesn't particularly like Gimli sleeping on him. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

09-17-2005, 07:48 AM	#7352
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Guy on left: Ok. This is how it's going to work. Aragorn's going to take the right hill along with Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas and some of the Gondorians. Eomer will be taking the right along with Imrahil with the rest of the soliders. Does everyone got that??? Legolas: We're going to go attack Sauron to be a deiversion for Frodo who is now in Mordor and I'm going to be fighting with Aragorn and Gimli and Gandalf!!! Guy on right: Guy on left: __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-17-2005, 08:35 AM	#7353
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Aragorn: (to Legolas) We shall attack at once. Legolas: Of course my liege. (And army magically appears) Aragorn: (To Castle Auggg) Sauron persons, today the blood of many a brave knight shall be avenged! In the name of Eru, we shall not stop our fight till every one of you lies dead, and the Holy Grail returns to those who Eru Himself has chosen! (to Army) Charge! Mouth of Sauron's Wife: That's him right there. That's the guy! (Police arrest Aragorn). Police: Ok, that's enough sonny, take off. Rohan Man: Let's go home guys. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-17-2005, 11:31 AM	#7354
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Legolas: I hate this job. Bert: Yeah, its terrible hours. All this dashing about and fighting. Legolas: You can't move out of line, can't eat when you are hungry and this guy on my back is doing my brain in! [Legolas was the name of the horse ] __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-17-2005, 12:06 PM	#7355
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	A large queue builds up behind Legolas while he searches his 142 different pockets for some spare change at the tollbooth. __________________ Gordon's alive!